FabSwingers.com forum: What have you learnt today ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just learnt from SOTB that profiles have words on them and everything.

There was me thinking profiles were just pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That councils use no nails for just about every internal job!

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

That the image on the anti knife poster outside our police Station looks like Gorden Brown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt that cocktails on a school night is a naughty idea... especially when you have a variety of said cocktails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That some people are never learn Hahahahaha n there he was gone again

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Why my friend had been keeping herself to herself recently. Now I know the reason, I can be a better friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That some people are never learn Hahahahaha n there he was gone again

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"That some people are never learn Hahahahaha n there he was gone again

Yep

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

That there are more places in the UK with names that sound like people than I first thought. In my defence I have had a three hour A and B road journey today, which prompted that little learning experience.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That the game roll (like a sausage roll but full of game) I bought at the farmers market at Kings Cross is delicious but stinks the house out.

I need to learn how to remove the smell of game roll from every room now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Tampax have a best tampon yet.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That some people are never learn Hahahahaha n there he was gone again

Yep

What have I missed?

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

I have learned lots today

I've learned that you can sneak in sweets into the cinema, and that men want me to use them as a toilet

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

That I have a very strong bladder. I was desperate for a wee, pinned down by 2 guys and tickled.. And I didn't wet myself. I also learned that I squeal when tickled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the new button to open the doors at work..... is actually a fire alarm

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

That it thunders and rains in Turkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That the new button to open the doors at work..... is actually a fire alarm

Opps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That some people are never learn Hahahahaha n there he was gone again

Yep

What have I missed?

The rather nice whale watcher came back then got the boot again within three comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That some people are never learn Hahahahaha n there he was gone again

Yep

What have I missed?

The rather nice whale watcher came back then got the boot again within three comments "

Awww! I was just about to have fun there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have a very strong bladder. I was desperate for a wee, pinned down by 2 guys and tickled.. And I didn't wet myself. I also learned that I squeal when tickled "

Well done you I however would off drowned em both

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That some people are never learn Hahahahaha n there he was gone again

Yep

What have I missed?

The rather nice whale watcher came back then got the boot again within three comments "

I missed all the whale watching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That some tradesmen are actually honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that I am awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have learnt today that sometimes when people are indictating left they are actually going to turn right and cut across the front of you. I also learnt my new car has shit hot awesome brakes. Finally I also learnt to hold my temper and only unleash a mild tirade of abuse

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

That alot of people dont know the difference between bi and straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That some people are never learn Hahahahaha n there he was gone again

Yep

What have I missed?

The rather nice whale watcher came back then got the boot again within three comments

I missed all the whale watching.

Give him two days n im sure he will be back

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

My God Children are more amazing each time I visit.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"That I have a very strong bladder. I was desperate for a wee, pinned down by 2 guys and tickled.. And I didn't wet myself. I also learned that I squeal when tickled

Well done you I however would off drowned em both

I almost did! I almost kicked one of them in the balls accidentally so it's a good thing they stopped when they did!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I also found out that aftershave that doesn't make me sneeze does in fact exist! I dunno what it's called but no sneezing from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That calling myself Miss Innocent on the phone at work is not a good idea

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By *issmekate xxxWoman
over a year ago

Non Vanilla Land

That one is not allowed to refer to 'fakers, fops and fraudsters' in one's status updates !!!

Why .... god only knows !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That one is not allowed to refer to 'fakers, fops and fraudsters' in one's status updates !!!

Why .... god only knows !!!

I'm offended by the word fop

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Not to cast a clout before May is out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the numbers on the toaster were minutes and not the shade / colour of the toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That calling myself Miss Innocent on the phone at work is not a good idea

Fuck that's funny

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By *shtag777Man
over a year ago

the valleys

That being a mechanic sucks on a Friday

Can't get the oil off my hands and I have a meet in 40 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shifting two tones of horse poo makes you sweat and smell of horse poo

Bath time me thinks

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"Shifting two tones of horse poo makes you sweat and smell of horse poo

Bath time me thinks

Poo stink

Is that you I can smell?

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

"That the new button to open the doors at work..... is actually a fire alarm

Haha that made a little chuckle escape my mouth!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shifting two tones of horse poo makes you sweat and smell of horse poo

Bath time me thinks

Poo stink

Is that you I can smell?

Yep cant blame the pooch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That there are more places in the UK with names that sound like people than I first thought. In my defence I have had a three hour A and B road journey today, which prompted that little learning experience."

That Leicester is situated in the armpit of the world ! What a shit drive !

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

I've learnt that Stalkers breach their harassment order

And the local police finally took me seriously and locked the git up Finally

Granted just overnight but I'm done hiding from home in my home town

Can anyone teach me self defence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That trying to focus on work having only had an hours sleep really really doesnt cut the mustard... spreadsheet hallucinations. Not funny

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

That my boys are great mates as well as brothers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To keep my big mouth shut as nothing but rubbish comes out apparently

one of those days

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

How much time I waste on fab fora when I could have been doing something more productive

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

That I hate the sodding green dot

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I learnt today that it doesn't matter how old the man, if you give a group of them a pack of balloons that are a combination of normal shaped balloons and the longs ones, one of the group will undoubtedly give himself boobies and another will make a willy and testicles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how to drift a cargo truck

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

That I really like small children as long as they are well behaved

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh and I also learnt today what I'm having done to my hair on tuesdsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I shouldn't drink 2.5 bottles of wine and it's a struggle to meet anyone on ere

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Not to cast a clout before May is out..."

But the may has been out for nearly two weeks!

It refers to May (hawthorn) blossom.

I've learnt that table top sales are much nicer to do than car boot sales, no getting up at silly o'clock and hardly any hagglers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never trust what appears to be a nice old lady. She is neither nice or a lady!

Not someone from on here I hasten to add!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've actually learnt that bi couples really have interest!

Not that I'm happily grinning here at all, honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That there are "reasonable excuses" for not handing in tax returns on time!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That I hate the sodding green dot

Oi, there's a thread for that.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

I have learned there is only a certain amount of flexibility training my old body can do in one day before getting sore...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

80% of people will put a tea cosy on there head if they was left alone sat at the table that it was on

People become attached to belongings in a way i never knew to the extent that the item actually communicates with them ( referring to aka-longman ,s thread )

Very educational the forims

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That some women have psycho ex's

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