FabSwingers.com forum: men's periods

By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

How would it be if guys had periods? Would they brag about heavy menstruation, like they do cock size?

Would tampons be engineered to the level of 7 blade razors? Adverts feature lads in - perish the thought - white trousers, jumping and tumbling along gaily?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would it be if guys had periods? Would they brag about heavy menstruation, like they do cock size?

Would tampons be engineered to the level of 7 blade razors? Adverts feature lads in - perish the thought - white trousers, jumping and tumbling along gaily? "

Most have one when they are rejected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would it be if guys had periods? Would they brag about heavy menstruation, like they do cock size?

Would tampons be engineered to the level of 7 blade razors? Adverts feature lads in - perish the thought - white trousers, jumping and tumbling along gaily?

Most have one when they are rejected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a strange imagination

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I think they get them anyway. A certain someone I know gets a bit cranky on the lead up to his 'Meriod'!!!!!!!

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"What a strange imagination

I don't follow the crowd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From where would they menstruate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men wouldn't handle having periods and they don't understand how much hassle they are. The mood swings the increased appetite when you ovulate. Having to keep a home running and deal with a nagging child when you're irritable as fuck. The bloating the pain in your lower back.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

The world would come to a fucking standstill.

It'd be like man flu...

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"From where would they menstruate?"

Imagine the medical chaos if it was from the dick!

If the nhs is in crisis now it would implode then!

And then there'd be the ones who just went silent and grumpy and wouldn't talk to anyone about anything at that time of the month because they're FINE!

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"I think they get them anyway. A certain someone I know gets a bit cranky on the lead up to his 'Meriod'!!!!!!!

Or that they are MANstruating

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Oh no, imagine Manstruating and manflu at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no, imagine Manstruating and manflu at the same time.

Do you not get manflu?

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

They wouldn't cope same as manflu while we put up with it pains bloating moodiness

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Oh no, imagine Manstruating and manflu at the same time.

Do you not get manflu?"

I get tranflu, it's heavy but carried off with glorious panache.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no, imagine Manstruating and manflu at the same time.

Do you not get manflu?

I get tranflu, it's heavy but carried off with glorious panache."

worse than ordinary flu then.

If only girls knew what us guys/tvs have to put up with

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If guys had periods, would there be a few mandatory days off each month, with businesses largely having been run by guy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pains alone would kill them, if they're anything like mine anyway lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we would just get on with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we would just get on with it.

Quite right. Stuff and nonsense. And just an excuse to eat chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we would just get on with it.

Ha!

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I think we would just get on with it.

Quite right. Stuff and nonsense. And just an excuse to eat chocolate

There is never, NEVER, an excuse needed to eat chocolate.

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

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"How would it be if guys had periods? Would they brag about heavy menstruation, like they do cock size?

Would tampons be engineered to the level of 7 blade razors? Adverts feature lads in - perish the thought - white trousers, jumping and tumbling along gaily?

Most have one when they are rejected

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meeoow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My period always happens on a Saturday evening. The only thing that makes me bearable is to go down to the pub, have a pint and tell sexist jokes

Gary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we would just get on with it.

Ha!

That's a very presumptios HA!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From where would they menstruate?"

It's just an "if" scenario,pretend they grew a vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we had that, we would be to busy playing with ourselves to fret over periods!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male MPs would put them on their expenses or lobby for them to be free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The world would come to a fucking standstill.

It'd be like man flu..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had man flu. I've had colds, but I find a curry sorts them out.

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"If we had that, we would be to busy playing with ourselves to fret over periods!"

Yeah, but if your cock's bleeding, it might be like strawberry milkshake when you cum.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

What a hellish thought

Men having something else to moan about

Sorry lads lol xxxx

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

I've just thought, I wonder if some men would still be so quick to class it as "disgusting" when it's THEM being denied sex once a month?...

(I am SO fucking glad I don't have this problem with Bradley).

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just thought, I wonder if some men would still be so quick to class it as "disgusting" when it's THEM being denied sex once a month?...

(I am SO fucking glad I don't have this problem with Bradley).

- Amy. x"

But it usually is THEM being denied sex once a month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men wouldn't handle having periods and they don't understand how much hassle they are. The mood swings the increased appetite when you ovulate. Having to keep a home running and deal with a nagging child when you're irritable as fuck. The bloating the pain in your lower back. "

I wasn't aware periods came with free houses and children.

Interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we would just get on with it.

Ha!

That's a very presumptios HA!

Men wouldn't just get on with it, they wouldn't be able to cope with the pains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasn't aware periods came with free houses and children.

Interesting. "

I didn't get a free house with mine!

haha

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I think we would just get on with it.

Ha!

That's a very presumptios HA!

Men wouldn't just get on with it, they wouldn't be able to cope with the pains

the married ones would cope best..

used to pain..

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"I've just thought, I wonder if some men would still be so quick to class it as "disgusting" when it's THEM being denied sex once a month?...

(I am SO fucking glad I don't have this problem with Bradley).

- Amy. x

But it usually is THEM being denied sex once a month

I know quite a few women don't have sex out of their own choice but I know twice as many men who react with disgust when the subject of having sex while on your period comes up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we would just get on with it.

Ha!

That's a very presumptios HA!

Men wouldn't just get on with it, they wouldn't be able to cope with the pains

the married ones would cope best..

used to pain..

Cheeky! Haha

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

Image a menstruating man watching his team score a goal. It's already a car crash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just thought, I wonder if some men would still be so quick to class it as "disgusting" when it's THEM being denied sex once a month?...

(I am SO fucking glad I don't have this problem with Bradley).

- Amy. x

But it usually is THEM being denied sex once a month

I know quite a few women don't have sex out of their own choice but I know twice as many men who react with disgust when the subject of having sex while on your period comes up."

Really? We don't know any men who act with disgust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would it be if guys had periods? Would they brag about heavy menstruation, like they do cock size?

Would tampons be engineered to the level of 7 blade razors? Adverts feature lads in - perish the thought - white trousers, jumping and tumbling along gaily?

Most have one when they are rejected

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It is posited that men have hormonal swings though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If men had periods tampons would be free. The fact that there is a petition to make them just TAX free is an absolute joke.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Its a disgrace that tampons and pads are vatted ... Is there vat on condoms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a disgrace that tampons and pads are vatted ... Is there vat on condoms? "

Irrelevant when you can get free condoms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a disgrace that tampons and pads are vatted ... Is there vat on condoms? "

Probably but you can get contraception free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If men had periods tampons would be free. The fact that there is a petition to make them just TAX free is an absolute joke. "

Errr what?

Men shit but we still gotta buy toilet paper.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Is there vat on bog rolls?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If men had periods you'd here them shout

"Fuck look at all that - that I just bled out!"

I am the daddy , I am the best

It seeped over me underpants into me vest

"I'll take a pic of it. A close up of clots.

Make it my avatar and send out lots

Of messages to ladies who will do all they can

To get their horny slut hands on Menstruation Man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If men had periods tampons would be free. The fact that there is a petition to make them just TAX free is an absolute joke.

Errr what?

Men shit but we still gotta buy toilet paper. "

Women also shit. Obviously. What a stupid point.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Sigh .......

Contraception.

Menstruation.

Defacation.

Menstruation - get on with it and pay up for stuff.

Defacation - get on with it and pay up for stuff.

Contraception - If YOU get pregnant or catch an STD then it costs the state so it's cheaper for us to provide condoms.

Shag who you like when you like. We don't want your children inhabiting the planet and costing us money.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

That was the Gvt speaking. Not me

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