FabSwingers.com forum: Im trying to sleep here!

By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

Can someone please turn the light off.

Thank you

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

*flick* quit your whinging and go to sleep ??

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I meant

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"*flick* quit your whinging and go to sleep ?? "

Just turn the ruddy light off...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

But I need my back rubbing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the light from your screen numb nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sleeps for wimps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turns light back on...

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"It's the light from your screen numb nuts

If you'd turned up last night, my nuts would have been numb and id be fast asleep.

Lights off! Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the light from your screen numb nuts

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

I hate repeating myself

Can you please be quite and turn the ruddy light off.

Thankyou....

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Do you want the landing light left on so you can find the little boys room in night

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Do you want the landing light left on so you can find the little boys room in night"

I've got a potty, so please, lights off...

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Awww a potty for ur botty does it play a tune when you weewee

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Awww a potty for ur botty does it play a tune when you weewee"

Yes it does, the tune it plays is

Nite, Nite sleep tight.

LIGHTS!!!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Have you got teddy and blanky

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Have you got teddy and blanky "

Blanky is with me, teddy is out playing because William and Benjamin are on the piss in the garden looking for there pot.

LIGHTS..

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Plants a gentle x on forehead tucks in nite nite god bless creeps out for

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

Well when Bill and Ben find there pot hopefully they wont be stoned In there garden to turn the lights off.

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

I thought you'd all learnt by now.

Its night time, so can someone turn the lights off!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Ooh it's dark in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night John Boy

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Night John Boy

Goodnight Grandma!

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

Finally the lights are off.

So please oh please, can someone draw the bloody curtains I'm trying to sleep here argh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally the lights are off.

So please oh please, can someone draw the bloody curtains I'm trying to sleep here argh!!"

At least you won't roll out of bed if you been browsing here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quickly opens all curtains in the world and glues them back haha

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*puts on some Metallica with amp turned up to 11

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

You lot think its funny, draw the ruddy curtains, so i can get some sleep, and the rest of you can troll some other thread.

Thank you

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

Here we go again.

Lickety, Zoya and the rest of you forumites can you turn the lights off and be quite.

Some of us need to sleep

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I cant sleep with the lights on.. in fact I cant sleep when they off either

It has become extremely trying this non sleeping thing..

Night MrMan

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Sleep is for wimps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone please turn the light off.

Thank you

After 8 f$^*ing weeks I hope the OP has got to sleep by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I get the distinctive feeling as soon as this light goes out you will start walking,

Putting big light for safety

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

We will never sleep cos sleep is for the weak

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Here we go again.

Lickety, Zoya and the rest of you forumites can you turn the lights off and be quite.

Some of us need to sleep

When have I ever been quiet?

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I cant sleep with the lights on.. in fact I cant sleep when they off either

It has become extremely trying this non sleeping thing..

Night MrMan

I was about to nod of there, and your night Mr man woke me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's some miserable feckers around lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Would a massage help?

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can someone please turn the light off.

Thank you

After 8 f$^*ing weeks I hope the OP has got to sleep by now

Its people like you who's got no consideration for who need to and want to get to sleep.

Quite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant sleep with the lights on.. in fact I cant sleep when they off either

It has become extremely trying this non sleeping thing..

Night MrMan

I was about to nod of there, and your night Mr man woke me up

They women are never happy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant sleep with the lights on.. in fact I cant sleep when they off either

It has become extremely trying this non sleeping thing..

Night MrMan

I was about to nod of there, and your night Mr man woke me up

They women are never happy....

"
say*

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Would a massage help?"

Normally I would love to have a massage.

But would I get any sleep

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Sleep is for wimps"

You of all should know I need to get some sleep for my early morning perv

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

After nearly a year, I'm still making the same request, could you lot be quite and turn the ruddy light off

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*flushes toilet*

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Mr Man, please stop your yabbering. People are trying to sleep here.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

* snores loudly. Turns over, farts then snores again*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's time to get up, could someone turn the light on so I can see?

Ta.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I thought the OP always slept with the light on because he was afraid of the dark

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"It's time to get up, could someone turn the light on so I can see?

Ta."

Excuse me mate, some of us are still trying to sleep here

Its not all about you, try think of others for once,

Lights!

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I thought the OP always slept with the light on because he was afraid of the dark

Its the lights that I'm afraid of when I'm trying to sleep, so please

Light bulb

off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's time to get up, could someone turn the light on so I can see?

Ta.

Excuse me mate, some of us are still trying to sleep here

Its not all about you, try think of others for once,

Lights!

You've been asleep for 47 weeks man.

Are you the bastard love child of rip van winkle and sleeping beauty????????

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"It's time to get up, could someone turn the light on so I can see?

Ta.

Excuse me mate, some of us are still trying to sleep here

Its not all about you, try think of others for once,

Lights!

You've been asleep for 47 weeks man.

Are you the bastard love child of rip van winkle and sleeping beauty????????"

Its a first for me been called a bastard, well from a man anyway

Love child all good,

Now that you know my lineage,

Be a mate, lights!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had 15 minutes of sleep last night before waking up from a horribly graphic nightmare. My heart was banging and the last image is still ingrained in my memory.

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I had 15 minutes of sleep last night before waking up from a horribly graphic nightmare. My heart was banging and the last image is still ingrained in my memory. "

Hopefully it wasn't my Aviator picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had 15 minutes of sleep last night before waking up from a horribly graphic nightmare. My heart was banging and the last image is still ingrained in my memory.

Hopefully it wasn't my Aviator picture

It was a face split into two,so close

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I had 15 minutes of sleep last night before waking up from a horribly graphic nightmare. My heart was banging and the last image is still ingrained in my memory.

Hopefully it wasn't my Aviator picture

It was a face split into two,so close

Well after that, turn your lights off and maybe both of us could get an extra 15 mins sleep.

Lights!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had 15 minutes of sleep last night before waking up from a horribly graphic nightmare. My heart was banging and the last image is still ingrained in my memory.

Hopefully it wasn't my Aviator picture

It was a face split into two,so close

Well after that, turn your lights off and maybe both of us could get an extra 15 mins sleep.

Lights!

DIY FGS

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I had 15 minutes of sleep last night before waking up from a horribly graphic nightmare. My heart was banging and the last image is still ingrained in my memory.

Hopefully it wasn't my Aviator picture

It was a face split into two,so close

Well after that, turn your lights off and maybe both of us could get an extra 15 mins sleep.

Lights!

DIY FGS

My lights are off, its your ruddy chandeliers that's keeping me up.

So!

Thank you in advance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*turns on wand and starts to moan loudly as Ido* xxx

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"*turns on wand and starts to moan loudly as Ido* xxx

I'm very happy for you, but can you do it in the dark please

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

Excuse me forumnites, could you be so kind, and stop your chatting, and turn the lights off please, I'm trying to sleep here

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse me forumnites, could you be so kind, and stop your chatting, and turn the lights off please, I'm trying to sleep here

Thank you"

Fuck off and go to sleep then and ssssssssh I'm trying to read x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's Saturday. You've got another hour before you get to complain.

Tuck me in and I promise to be quiet.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Excuse me forumnites, could you be so kind, and stop your chatting, and turn the lights off please, I'm trying to sleep here

Thank you"

Join in the fun, it will soon send you to sleep....

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Excuse me forumnites, could you be so kind, and stop your chatting, and turn the lights off please, I'm trying to sleep here

Thank you

Fuck off and go to sleep then and ssssssssh I'm trying to read x"

I blame the comprehensive education, for your lack of communication skills,

Its F.c.u.k

French connection uk, you ignorant person

Now turn the light off and read your ruddy book in daylight

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"It's Saturday. You've got another hour before you get to complain.

Tuck me in and I promise to be quiet.

I'll tuck you in, if you promise to sleep with the lights off

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Excuse me forumnites, could you be so kind, and stop your chatting, and turn the lights off please, I'm trying to sleep here

Thank you"

Still?!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Excuse me forumnites, could you be so kind, and stop your chatting, and turn the lights off please, I'm trying to sleep here

Thank you

Fuck off and go to sleep then and ssssssssh I'm trying to read x

I blame the comprehensive education, for your lack of communication skills,

Its F.c.u.k

French connection uk, you ignorant person

Now turn the light off and read your ruddy book in daylight"

Tut....dreadful isn't it.

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Excuse me forumnites, could you be so kind, and stop your chatting, and turn the lights off please, I'm trying to sleep here

Thank you

Join in the fun, it will soon send you to sleep....

I have , and its put my brain to sleep, but my eyes are wide awake,

So lights please

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Excuse me forumnites, could you be so kind, and stop your chatting, and turn the lights off please, I'm trying to sleep here

Thank you

Still?!"

That's correct, they still have the lights on

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Excuse me forumnites, could you be so kind, and stop your chatting, and turn the lights off please, I'm trying to sleep here

Thank you

Still?!

That's correct, they still have the lights on

Perhaps you need to be more stern with your request,don't ask tell!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Excuse me forumnites, could you be so kind, and stop your chatting, and turn the lights off please, I'm trying to sleep here

Thank you

Still?!

That's correct, they still have the lights on

Dimmed them down with the dimmer switch....is that any better..

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Excuse me forumnites, could you be so kind, and stop your chatting, and turn the lights off please, I'm trying to sleep here

Thank you

Still?!

That's correct, they still have the lights on

Perhaps you need to be more stern with your request,don't ask tell!"

Then they would say I'm a black bull

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Excuse me forumnites, could you be so kind, and stop your chatting, and turn the lights off please, I'm trying to sleep here

Thank you

Still?!

That's correct, they still have the lights on

Perhaps you need to be more stern with your request,don't ask tell!

Then they would say I'm a black bull

Sorry bully

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By *ome on downMan
over a year ago

Teesside

Who turned the lights out .. who who

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Excuse me forumnites, could you be so kind, and stop your chatting, and turn the lights off please, I'm trying to sleep here

Thank you

Still?!

That's correct, they still have the lights on

Perhaps you need to be more stern with your request,don't ask tell!

Then they would say I'm a black bull

Sorry bully"

Sometimes it's the only way...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Who turned the lights out .. who who "

Nobody yet.....

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By *ome on downMan
over a year ago

Teesside

"Who turned the lights out .. who who

Nobody yet.....

good job its not sleep time yet

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Who turned the lights out .. who who

Nobody yet.....

good job its not sleep time yet"

Yeah.. but it is!

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Who turned the lights out .. who who

Nobody yet.....

good job its not sleep time yet

Yeah.. but it is!

Thankyou, so if you start , hopefully the rest will follow

LIGHTS!!

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

Will you lot just keep the fucking noise down please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you lot just keep the fucking noise down please?

Party at Ram Raiders, anybody with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you lot just keep the fucking noise down please?

Party at Ram Raiders, anybody with me?

Not if he is filling the toilet up with big ones

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Will you lot just keep the fucking noise down please?

Party at Ram Raiders, anybody with me?

Not if he is filling the toilet up with big ones

Excuse me, I think your both on the wrong thread, the thread you need is over there, and when your over there could you tell them to turn the ruddy light off.

Thanks!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Will you lot just keep the fucking noise down please?

Party at Ram Raiders, anybody with me?

Not if he is filling the toilet up with big ones

Excuse me, I think your both on the wrong thread, the thread you need is over there, and when your over there could you tell them to turn the ruddy light off.

Thanks!"

Tut.....No respect....

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you lot just keep the fucking noise down please?

Party at Ram Raiders, anybody with me?

Not if he is filling the toilet up with big ones

Excuse me, I think your both on the wrong thread, the thread you need is over there, and when your over there could you tell them to turn the ruddy light off.

Thanks!

Tut.....No respect....

Is the lazy fecker out of bed yet?

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

Lickety

Could you tell your foraminate friends, I'm decent guy, so could they use the light switch, and turn the lights off

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed

I'm glad you can, but with those illegal European unregulated 100w bulbs you've got there, could you turn the lights off please

I'm trying to sleep

Thanks x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lickety

Could you tell your foraminate friends, I'm decent guy, so could they use the light switch, and turn the lights off

Thanks "

If you go to sleep the rest of us will be awake.

I'll give you a lovely satin padded eye mask and tuck you in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but i like the lightson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed

I'm glad you can, but with those illegal European unregulated 100w bulbs you've got there, could you turn the lights off please

I'm trying to sleep

Thanks x"

I only have candles... Fork handles

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Lickety

Could you tell your foraminate friends, I'm decent guy, so could they use the light switch, and turn the lights off

Thanks

If you go to sleep the rest of us will be awake.

I'll give you a lovely satin padded eye mask and tuck you in.

You know I love you dearly, but I don't give a rats glutious Maximus, about you guys been awake I need sleep

And having satin against my skin gives a reaction towards my tonka, and i definitely won't get any sleep

So light's please x

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"but i like the lightson

When playing doctors and nurses.

But we're playing good night, sleep tight

Lights!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lickety

Could you tell your foraminate friends, I'm decent guy, so could they use the light switch, and turn the lights off

Thanks

If you go to sleep the rest of us will be awake.

I'll give you a lovely satin padded eye mask and tuck you in.

You know I love you dearly, but I don't give a rats glutious Maximus, about you guys been awake I need sleep

And having satin against my skin gives a reaction towards my tonka, and i definitely won't get any sleep

So light's please x"

It's nearly six years and I'm only just learning that satin switches you on.

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed

I'm glad you can, but with those illegal European unregulated 100w bulbs you've got there, could you turn the lights off please

I'm trying to sleep

Thanks x

I only have candles... Fork handles

It was Marilyn Monroe, or Mae West who said put your lips together and blow.

So please

Lights!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

grab yourself a duvet and cover that full moon

(kill the light....)

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Lickety

Could you tell your foraminate friends, I'm decent guy, so could they use the light switch, and turn the lights off

Thanks

If you go to sleep the rest of us will be awake.

I'll give you a lovely satin padded eye mask and tuck you in.

You know I love you dearly, but I don't give a rats glutious Maximus, about you guys been awake I need sleep

And having satin against my skin gives a reaction towards my tonka, and i definitely won't get any sleep

So light's please x

It's nearly six years and I'm only just learning that satin switches you on.

Lights out NOW!!

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"grab yourself a duvet and cover that full moon

(kill the light....)

My moon likes to feel free, and I sleep on my back, and as I've got thin eye lids

Lights!!

Thankyou x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"grab yourself a duvet and cover that full moon

(kill the light....)

My moon likes to feel free, and I sleep on my back, and as I've got thin eye lids

Lights!!

Thankyou x"

mind you it looks more like a total eclipse

goodnight!

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"grab yourself a duvet and cover that full moon

(kill the light....)

My moon likes to feel free, and I sleep on my back, and as I've got thin eye lids

Lights!!

Thankyou x

mind you it looks more like a total eclipse

goodnight!"

Thankyou for switching your lights off

Goodnite x

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over a year ago

LIGHTS ON - WAKEY WAKEY !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LIGHTS ON - WAKEY WAKEY !!!!!

Lights on Lightson.

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"LIGHTS ON - WAKEY WAKEY !!!!!

I hadn't finished sleeping and you turned the ruddy lights on.

So do me a favour lights

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"LIGHTS ON - WAKEY WAKEY !!!!!

Lights on Lightson.

And please don't follow these lot,

Lights off lightsoff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouldn't you be out of bed by now?

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Shouldn't you be out of bed by now?"

I should be, but the ruddy perverts who are fab won't turn the flipping lights off, so I can't get good nights sleep.

So I thankyou for your concern, so to get my final hours of sleep, could you do me a favour and turn your lights off please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shouldn't you be out of bed by now?

I should be, but the ruddy perverts who are fab won't turn the flipping lights off, so I can't get good nights sleep.

So I thankyou for your concern, so to get my final hours of sleep, could you do me a favour and turn your lights off please!"

Right you've had your hour, we can switch the lights back on now, yes?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Shouldn't you be out of bed by now?

I should be, but the ruddy perverts who are fab won't turn the flipping lights off, so I can't get good nights sleep.

So I thankyou for your concern, so to get my final hours of sleep, could you do me a favour and turn your lights off please!

Right you've had your hour, we can switch the lights back on now, yes?

Get the strobe lights on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shouldn't you be out of bed by now?

I should be, but the ruddy perverts who are fab won't turn the flipping lights off, so I can't get good nights sleep.

So I thankyou for your concern, so to get my final hours of sleep, could you do me a favour and turn your lights off please!

Right you've had your hour, we can switch the lights back on now, yes?

Get the strobe lights on.

I've turned the radio up too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shouldn't you be out of bed by now?

I should be, but the ruddy perverts who are fab won't turn the flipping lights off, so I can't get good nights sleep.

So I thankyou for your concern, so to get my final hours of sleep, could you do me a favour and turn your lights off please!

Right you've had your hour, we can switch the lights back on now, yes?

Get the strobe lights on.

Showing your age now!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Shouldn't you be out of bed by now?

I should be, but the ruddy perverts who are fab won't turn the flipping lights off, so I can't get good nights sleep.

So I thankyou for your concern, so to get my final hours of sleep, could you do me a favour and turn your lights off please!

Right you've had your hour, we can switch the lights back on now, yes?

Get the strobe lights on.

Showing your age now!"

I'm always showing my age... but the OP is older than me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shouldn't you be out of bed by now?

I should be, but the ruddy perverts who are fab won't turn the flipping lights off, so I can't get good nights sleep.

So I thankyou for your concern, so to get my final hours of sleep, could you do me a favour and turn your lights off please!

Right you've had your hour, we can switch the lights back on now, yes?

Get the strobe lights on.

Showing your age now!

I'm always showing my age... but the OP is older than me.

More strobe lights then!

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

Shhh!

Can you keep the noise down please, one's trying to sleep here

Thankyou

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Sleep!! Its far too early for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shhh!

Can you keep the noise down please, one's trying to sleep here

Thankyou "

You've been undisturbed for 42 weeks man! How much of a lay in do you need?! You a hibernating bear of some kind?

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"Shhh!

Can you keep the noise down please, one's trying to sleep here

Thankyou

You've been undisturbed for 42 weeks man! How much of a lay in do you need?! You a hibernating bear of some kind?

It is winter i guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shhh!

Can you keep the noise down please, one's trying to sleep here

Thankyou

You've been undisturbed for 42 weeks man! How much of a lay in do you need?! You a hibernating bear of some kind?

It is winter i guess

True enough...teach him to build a nest in the lounge though won't it?

rarely quiet enough to kip in here like!

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Shhh!

Can you keep the noise down please, one's trying to sleep here

Thankyou

You've been undisturbed for 42 weeks man! How much of a lay in do you need?! You a hibernating bear of some kind?

Untill I get 42 weeks and a days sleep.

But because of tigeecub and her cohorts and now yourself turning the lights on to see what's happened in awake.

So please

off

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

*turns the music up*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shhh!

Can you keep the noise down please, one's trying to sleep here

Thankyou

You've been undisturbed for 42 weeks man! How much of a lay in do you need?! You a hibernating bear of some kind?

Untill I get 42 weeks and a days sleep.

But because of tigeecub and her cohorts and now yourself turning the lights on to see what's happened in awake.

So please

off"

Dude! You bedded down in the lounge! We're noisy sods in here you know

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"Shhh!

Can you keep the noise down please, one's trying to sleep here

Thankyou

You've been undisturbed for 42 weeks man! How much of a lay in do you need?! You a hibernating bear of some kind?

Untill I get 42 weeks and a days sleep.

But because of tigeecub and her cohorts and now yourself turning the lights on to see what's happened in awake.

So please

off"

Im not always good at doing as im told. I like to rebel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*turns the music up* "

*moves the table to the side* we getting a dance floor on the go?

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"*turns the music up* "

Times like these I need the mediators to do something constructive and turn your ruddy lights of for 48hrs (like they've done to me twice)

So please

Lights off!

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"*turns the music up*

*moves the table to the side* we getting a dance floor on the go? "

You mean no dancing on tables \o/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paaaaaaaarty.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"*turns the music up*

Times like these I need the mediators to do something constructive and turn your ruddy lights of for 48hrs (like they've done to me twice)

So please

Lights off!"

Dont worry we have phones and speakers if that happens

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Paaaaaaaarty. "

Oi!!

Piss off, not here, find somewhere else to party, like world wide

So good night

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Whos hiding all the alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a well documented fact that men can't wank with the lights on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whos hiding all the alcohol

Hic......hic........

Wanst me hosent, I'm nto as drnuk as you thnik i am.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"Whos hiding all the alcohol

Hic......hic........

Wanst me hosent, I'm nto as drnuk as you thnik i am.

Share pretty please

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Whos hiding all the alcohol

If you go to message board, site help

And there you can find where the party's at for you and your vagabonds.

So go and when your leaving can you turn the lights off please

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whos hiding all the alcohol

If you go to message board, site help

And there you can find where the party's at for you and your vagabonds.

So go and when your leaving can you turn the lights off please

Thank you "

No!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whos hiding all the alcohol

Hic......hic........

Wanst me hosent, I'm nto as drnuk as you thnik i am.

Share pretty please

I've got sambuca and JD left.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Weve found the party it here. And ermmm i forgot to mention i broke the switch earlier its stuck on im afraid. Ooops

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"It's a well documented fact that men can't wank with the lights on. "

And they cant sleep with woman nattering in the background, so please!

Lights

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"Whos hiding all the alcohol

Hic......hic........

Wanst me hosent, I'm nto as drnuk as you thnik i am.

Share pretty please

I've got sambuca and JD left."

I lose all my inhibitions when i have shots. Bring them on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whos hiding all the alcohol

Hic......hic........

Wanst me hosent, I'm nto as drnuk as you thnik i am.

Share pretty please

I've got sambuca and JD left.

I lose all my inhibitions when i have shots. Bring them on

Even better.

I'll make them doubles

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"Whos hiding all the alcohol

Hic......hic........

Wanst me hosent, I'm nto as drnuk as you thnik i am.

Share pretty please

I've got sambuca and JD left.

I lose all my inhibitions when i have shots. Bring them on

Even better.

I'll make them doubles

Just one at a time... shot that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a well documented fact that men can't wank with the lights on.

And they cant sleep with woman nattering in the background, so please!

Lights

Need someone to spit on your hand for you?

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"It's a well documented fact that men can't wank with the lights on.

And they cant sleep with woman nattering in the background, so please!

Lights

Need someone to spit on your hand for you?

I dont think its his hand he'll want lubricating

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

Can you lady's (I use the term lightly) please vacate, the room there are decent men trying to sleep,

So please take your thoughts of debauchery and illicit drinking next door to swingers chat.

Thankyou, lights!

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"Can you lady's (I use the term lightly) please vacate, the room there are decent men trying to sleep,

So please take your thoughts of debauchery and illicit drinking next door to swingers chat.

Thankyou, lights!"

Told you lights broken. I can lend you a blindfold and earplugs if need be

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"It's a well documented fact that men can't wank with the lights on.

And they cant sleep with woman nattering in the background, so please!

Lights

Need someone to spit on your hand for you?

I dont think its his hand he'll want lubricating

And for your information I don't spit,

Unlike most of you

LIGHTS!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whos hiding all the alcohol

Hic......hic........

Wanst me hosent, I'm nto as drnuk as you thnik i am.

Share pretty please

I've got sambuca and JD left.

I lose all my inhibitions when i have shots. Bring them on

Even better.

I'll make them doubles

Just one at a time... shot that is

Better to go two at a time

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"It's a well documented fact that men can't wank with the lights on.

And they cant sleep with woman nattering in the background, so please!

Lights

Need someone to spit on your hand for you?

I dont think its his hand he'll want lubricating

And for your information I don't spit,

Unlike most of you

LIGHTS!!"

Fairy lights? I have lots. Ill put them up for you. Did you want coloured flashing ones or non flashing white ones?

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"Whos hiding all the alcohol

Hic......hic........

Wanst me hosent, I'm nto as drnuk as you thnik i am.

Share pretty please

I've got sambuca and JD left.

I lose all my inhibitions when i have shots. Bring them on

Even better.

I'll make them doubles

Just one at a time... shot that is

Better to go two at a time

Your right must be balanced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whos hiding all the alcohol

Hic......hic........

Wanst me hosent, I'm nto as drnuk as you thnik i am.

Share pretty please

I've got sambuca and JD left.

I lose all my inhibitions when i have shots. Bring them on

Even better.

I'll make them doubles

Just one at a time... shot that is

Better to go two at a time

Your right must be balanced

You must keep both hands busy...........

With the drinks of course.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"Whos hiding all the alcohol

Hic......hic........

Wanst me hosent, I'm nto as drnuk as you thnik i am.

Share pretty please

I've got sambuca and JD left.

I lose all my inhibitions when i have shots. Bring them on

Even better.

I'll make them doubles

Just one at a time... shot that is

Better to go two at a time

Your right must be balanced

You must keep both hands busy...........

With the drinks of course.

Lets nit forget the mouth being busy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*hiccups loudly*

Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*hiccups loudly*

Sorry.

Ere! You been into my JD?

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"*hiccups loudly*

Sorry.

Join the party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a well documented fact that men can't wank with the lights on.

And they cant sleep with woman nattering in the background, so please!

Lights

Need someone to spit on your hand for you?

I dont think its his hand he'll want lubricating

And for your information I don't spit,

Unlike most of you

LIGHTS!!"

Ah, a Vaseline man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*hiccups loudly*

Sorry.

Ere! You been into my JD? "

Ereeeee! No.

But I do have a loud stuffed up nose and a NOISY cough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*hiccups loudly*

Sorry.

Join the party

Oh I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you lady's (I use the term lightly) please vacate, the room there are decent men trying to sleep,

So please take your thoughts of debauchery and illicit drinking next door to swingers chat.

Thankyou, lights!"

I see no decent men here

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"Can you lady's (I use the term lightly) please vacate, the room there are decent men trying to sleep,

So please take your thoughts of debauchery and illicit drinking next door to swingers chat.

Thankyou, lights!

I see no decent men here

Decent men where? Oh you said no decent men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you lady's (I use the term lightly) please vacate, the room there are decent men trying to sleep,

So please take your thoughts of debauchery and illicit drinking next door to swingers chat.

Thankyou, lights!

I see no decent men here

Ex squeeze me, I'll have you know I'm thoroughly decent. I always put the seat down n everythin'

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"Can you lady's (I use the term lightly) please vacate, the room there are decent men trying to sleep,

So please take your thoughts of debauchery and illicit drinking next door to swingers chat.

Thankyou, lights!

I see no decent men here

Ex squeeze me, I'll have you know I'm thoroughly decent. I always put the seat down n everythin'

You mean no debauched thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you lady's (I use the term lightly) please vacate, the room there are decent men trying to sleep,

So please take your thoughts of debauchery and illicit drinking next door to swingers chat.

Thankyou, lights!

I see no decent men here

Ex squeeze me, I'll have you know I'm thoroughly decent. I always put the seat down n everythin'

But, do you wipe the spray from around the rim too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you lady's (I use the term lightly) please vacate, the room there are decent men trying to sleep,

So please take your thoughts of debauchery and illicit drinking next door to swingers chat.

Thankyou, lights!

I see no decent men here

Decent men where? Oh you said no decent men

They're all filth. Utter filth .

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"Can you lady's (I use the term lightly) please vacate, the room there are decent men trying to sleep,

So please take your thoughts of debauchery and illicit drinking next door to swingers chat.

Thankyou, lights!

I see no decent men here

Decent men where? Oh you said no decent men

They're all filth. Utter filth ."

But theres good filth and bad filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you lady's (I use the term lightly) please vacate, the room there are decent men trying to sleep,

So please take your thoughts of debauchery and illicit drinking next door to swingers chat.

Thankyou, lights!

I see no decent men here

Ex squeeze me, I'll have you know I'm thoroughly decent. I always put the seat down n everythin'

You mean no debauched thoughts

I have a mind full of those.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"Can you lady's (I use the term lightly) please vacate, the room there are decent men trying to sleep,

So please take your thoughts of debauchery and illicit drinking next door to swingers chat.

Thankyou, lights!

I see no decent men here

Ex squeeze me, I'll have you know I'm thoroughly decent. I always put the seat down n everythin'

You mean no debauched thoughts

I have a mind full of those."

Phew thought the world had gone mad

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

Where are the mediators when you want them,

If I was to say I put salad cream on my chips id get a ban

And we have people who are not men, light boarding me (equivalent to water boarding)

And all ive ever asked them is

off

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"Where are the mediators when you want them,

If I was to say I put salad cream on my chips id get a ban

And we have people who are not men, light boarding me (equivalent to water boarding)

And all ive ever asked them is

off"

Havr the blindfold. Cant promise we will all stay off the bed though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where are the mediators when you want them,

If I was to say I put salad cream on my chips id get a ban

And we have people who are not men, light boarding me (equivalent to water boarding)

And all ive ever asked them is

off"

Hush your noise, it's ruining the mojo.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"Where are the mediators when you want them,

If I was to say I put salad cream on my chips id get a ban

And we have people who are not men, light boarding me (equivalent to water boarding)

And all ive ever asked them is

off

Hush your noise, it's ruining the mojo.

Hes making more noise than tge rest of us with sll tge shouting

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Ooops looks like the sambuka got to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooops looks like the sambuka got to me

Yay, now I take advantage

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"Ooops looks like the sambuka got to me

Yay, now I take advantage

Where'd those hands come from

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