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Full stomach and empty balls - female equivalent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I remember reading some really old advice for ladies on how to keep a man content: keep his stomach full and his balls empty.

Pretty obvious for men.

What is the female equivalent?

(non-serious post folks )

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Keep her shoe rack full and her quim quivering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick up after yourself,cup of tea in bed in the morning

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