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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are mostly lovely with the odd twat thrown in

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Yes, I have a whale of a time with the lovely fellas on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is very true! I talk to some absolute gentlemen on here. The bad ones just make the good ones stand out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are mostly lovely with the odd twat thrown in

twats are useful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who threw me in here?

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By *ap AdgeMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Thank you its nice to.appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree!! But emphasis on the odd!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I find the men are very friendly and I love getting flirty and sometimes meeting up for naughty fun....all good in my world

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Lots of great men on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of them have lovely harpoons

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Oh this is going to run and run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, I have a whale of a time with the lovely fellas on here.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Haha.....love what you've done there Miss Innocent!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of them have lovely harpoons "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say you're never more than 6 feet from a twat.

I'm sure that's how it goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a whale of a time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are mostly lovely with the odd twat thrown in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The angry twats with the tiny harpoons are the ones that make me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking of changing my name to Captain Ahab.....Thoughts anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah but some of them flash their tiny harpoons round far too much...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes the number of sexy men on here is just overwhaleming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of them have lovely harpoons "

My friend and I are going to the beach again soon. I told him that I want to be harpooned. It's my new analogy for sex on the beach....not as easily mixed up with cocktails either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baggsie being called Moby Dick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes the number of sexy men on here is just overwhaleming "

Your overconfidence makes me feel orcaward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where else can you get so much free willy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes the number of sexy men on here is just overwhaleming

Your overconfidence makes me feel orcaward"

Sorry. Didn't mean to make you blubber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody call greenpeace, there's too much talk of whales and harpoons for my liking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes the number of sexy men on here is just overwhaleming

Your overconfidence makes me feel orcaward

Sorry. Didn't mean to make you blubber."

Whatever. You're only here for the sperms.

Yeah I know that didn't work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad you appreciate me!!!

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

" I'm glad you appreciate me!!! "

That's the sp[irit...!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I'm glad you appreciate me!!! "

Talking of sperms...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes the number of sexy men on here is just overwhaleming

Your overconfidence makes me feel orcaward

Sorry. Didn't mean to make you blubber.

Whatever. You're only here for the sperms.

Yeah I know that didn't work "

Hmm. Fancy a humpback?

(Yeah, that didn't really work either)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are mostly lovely with the odd twat thrown in

Men with a twat thrown in are transsexuals, check your privilege please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are mostly lovely with the odd twat thrown in

You bloody knew this would happen - trouble maker!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are mostly lovely with the odd twat thrown in

You bloody knew this would happen - trouble maker!"

Me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That wank was amazing n you will all be pleased to hear Master has sobered up

To the beautiful Anna anon funny how your pics are always in the top fabbed

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

And I thought I was a twat. Just goes to show. Never underestimate yourself. LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I thought I was a twat. Just goes to show. Never underestimate yourself. LOL"

We've both been out-twatted! The strangest Thursday in a long time!

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"Are mostly lovely with the odd twat thrown in

The odd twat is ok

As long as they don't multiply lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol ha ha lets hope we dont multiply lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are mostly lovely with the odd twat thrown in

The odd twat is ok

As long as they don't multiply lol "

It's a freaking petri dish in here....

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Ive removed posts so Im sorry if some of your best puns have gone too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive removed posts so Im sorry if some of your best puns have gone too...."

Goddamit! Now I just look crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I thought I was a twat. Just goes to show. Never underestimate yourself. LOL

We've both been out-twatted! The strangest Thursday in a long time!"

I think you have invented a new word.

Out-twat. Coming to an OED near you soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive removed posts so Im sorry if some of your best puns have gone too....

Goddamit! Now I just look crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a nice thread this is

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"That wank was amazing n you will all be pleased to hear Master has sobered up

To the beautiful Anna anon funny how your pics are always in the top fabbed

So, about Rhyl being just down the road!

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"Are mostly lovely with the odd twat thrown in

Here here.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"Are mostly lovely with the odd twat thrown in

The odd twat is ok

As long as they don't multiply lol

It's a freaking petri dish in here...."

Haha

You do make me giggle

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Ive removed posts so Im sorry if some of your best puns have gone too....

Goddamit! Now I just look crazy

Im saying nowt

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Why is everyone talking about harpoons?? I have missed something??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is everyone talking about harpoons?? I have missed something?? "
oh did you ever

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Why is everyone talking about harpoons?? I have missed something?? "

Yep but if we told you we would possibly be violating a potential ban.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Haha.....love what you've done there Miss Innocent!!!

Yes, smiled when I saw this thread...

Well done my dear xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive removed posts so Im sorry if some of your best puns have gone too....

Goddamit! Now I just look crazy

I hate to break it to you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is everyone talking about harpoons?? I have missed something?? "

Oh you definitely missed something... Half the ladies on Fab tearing into a very silly person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive removed posts so Im sorry if some of your best puns have gone too....

Goddamit! Now I just look crazy

You looked crazy long before this topic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha.....love what you've done there Miss Innocent!!!

Yes, smiled when I saw this thread...

Well done my dear xx"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why is everyone talking about harpoons?? I have missed something??

Oh you definitely missed something... Half the ladies on Fab tearing into a very silly person

And now there's another silly person on the forums

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Haha.....love what you've done there Miss Innocent!!!

Yes, smiled when I saw this thread...

Well done my dear xx"

Hey Fuzzy. How's you. Seems like ages since we chatted last. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is everyone talking about harpoons?? I have missed something?? "

Just some single guy having a whale of a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind all, half term will soon be over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who let the Petri dish out of the lab today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are mostly lovely with the odd twat thrown in

Yep, there are a few of us decent chaps here, a good number of which, I might add, are regular contributors to the forum.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Are mostly lovely with the odd twat thrown in

I hope I'm mostly lovely and not a twat. I have been a twat though. Most men have been at some point.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Why is everyone talking about harpoons?? I have missed something??

Oh you definitely missed something... Half the ladies on Fab tearing into a very silly person

If tearing into happened I am happy I missed it

I will stroll back over to the smiley thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are mostly lovely with the odd twat thrown in

I hope I'm mostly lovely and not a twat. I have been a twat though. Most men have been at some point. "

You are definitely one of the good guys on here. The only bad thing about you is that you rarely leave Brighton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is everyone talking about harpoons?? I have missed something??

Just some single guy having a whale of a time

With his killer wit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive removed posts so Im sorry if some of your best puns have gone too...."

What have I missed now?...

The time when I actually do some work and I miss something....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the moronic blokes on this site. They make me look awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^^^ Twat most of the time, on occasion have been wrongly accused of being lovely

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I missed the rest of it. I am assuming there was a descent into vitriol?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Ive removed posts so Im sorry if some of your best puns have gone too....

What have I missed now?...

The time when I actually do some work and I miss something....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, I have a whale of a time with the lovely fellas on here.

That is the whole porpoise of Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust me to have my best jokes removed from the thread

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Are mostly lovely with the odd twat thrown in

I hope I'm mostly lovely and not a twat. I have been a twat though. Most men have been at some point.

You are definitely one of the good guys on here. The only bad thing about you is that you rarely leave Brighton

Whereas I'm a totally indecent twat always.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never mind all, half term will soon be over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I missed the rest of it. I am assuming there was a descent into vitriol?"

Some spectacular displays of whale punning.

So you can maybe guess where that other thread went in terms of quality of the insults on offer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That wank was amazing n you will all be pleased to hear Master has sobered up

To the beautiful Anna anon funny how your pics are always in the top fabbed

So, about Rhyl being just down the road!

Im afraid your outta my age range xxxxxxxxxxx

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"The angry twats with the tiny harpoons are the ones that make me chuckle"

Yes those are the ones that harp(o)on about how hard it is to get meets, and how all you idiots spoil it for us genuine guys, yada yada yada!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just checking which group I belong too.

Free wine to all if I'm in the gents category

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"That wank was amazing n you will all be pleased to hear Master has sobered up

To the beautiful Anna anon funny how your pics are always in the top fabbed

So, about Rhyl being just down the road!

Im afraid your outta my age range xxxxxxxxxxx"

I know but it's the thought that counts.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"I'm just checking which group I belong too.

Free wine to all if I'm in the gents category"

Is it hygienic to drink wine on the gents?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when im good, im very very good, but when im bad im better

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"I missed the rest of it. I am assuming there was a descent into vitriol?

Some spectacular displays of whale punning.

So you can maybe guess where that other thread went in terms of quality of the insults on offer... "

But you kept your cool and showed him for what he always was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just checking which group I belong too.

Free wine to all if I'm in the gents category

Is it hygienic to drink wine on the gents?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like being a spiffing nice guy on here, some may disagree though

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

My fab persona is nothing like the real me,I'm actually nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just checking which group I belong too.

Free wine to all if I'm in the gents category"

You always make me want some cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I consider myself a gent. I have my moments but I never purposely set out to be a twat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just checking which group I belong too.

Free wine to all if I'm in the gents category

You always make me want some cake. "

That's no bad thing. I make a mean VS and a good Lemon Drizzle

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"I'm just checking which group I belong too.

Free wine to all if I'm in the gents category

You always make me want some cake.

That's no bad thing. I make a mean VS and a good Lemon Drizzle"

To we have to eat that in the gents to?

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

I'm definitely not one of the gents. If I was I would have put bi-curious and watersports in my preferences. !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just checking which group I belong too.

Free wine to all if I'm in the gents category

You always make me want some cake.

That's no bad thing. I make a mean VS and a good Lemon Drizzle

To we have to eat that in the gents to?"

Well you can have a slice and eat it where you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just checking which group I belong too.

Free wine to all if I'm in the gents category

You always make me want some cake.

That's no bad thing. I make a mean VS and a good Lemon Drizzle

To we have to eat that in the gents to?

Well you can have a slice and eat it where you like"

I can't have cake it's on my don't eat list

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I missed the rest of it. I am assuming there was a descent into vitriol?

Some spectacular displays of whale punning.

So you can maybe guess where that other thread went in terms of quality of the insults on offer... "

Aw I go and do some work and miss all the best rebuttals!!

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