FabSwingers.com forum: Things that you do not understand/get it...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine include:

The Rolling Stones or any aging rockers and their so-called sex appeal

Facebook

Twitter

etc...

How about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine include:

The Rolling Stones or any aging rockers and their so-called sex appeal

Facebook

Twitter

etc...

How about you?

Professional Footballers paycheque

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine include:

The Rolling Stones or any aging rockers and their so-called sex appeal

Facebook

Twitter

etc...

How about you?

Professional Footballers paycheque

oh yeah and V.A.T

....i already paid income tax ffs !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Sexual needs being labelled deviant and punishable.

2. Mean adults

3. Jealousy - which most mean adults are.

4. Baying illogical crowds - which a gathering of mean adults become.

5. My mobile phone.

6. Nintendo Wii

7. D.S.

8. Blueray

9. People who let people piss on them

10. Why cake has to have calories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Botox

100 year olds still having plastic surgery

Size Zero

Having dozens of children without the need to marry any of the dads

The appeal of Christine and Adrian

Golf

Mild cheddar cheese!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christine ? Adrian ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Facebook

Twitter

Football

Cricket

Golf

fat paychecks for footballers, politicians, bank managers and the huge payoffs they get when they leave

NHS employing more admin staff than they need instead of nurses

People who get in their cars to do a distance that would take 10 mins on foot

The materialistic need for a 4x4

Sunday drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christine ? Adrian ?"

Christine Bleakley and Adrian Chiles from the One Show now on Daybreak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the off side rule in football

how to programme my DVD player

why buttered toast always falls buttered side down

why I always spill white wine on dark coloured clothes and red wine on light coloured clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My two teenage sons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My two teenage sons!

Teenage sons is easy... Once youve understood the incoming commands "taxi" and "wallet" ... The rest is waffle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My two teenage sons!

Teenage sons is easy... Once youve understood the incoming commands "taxi" and "wallet" ... The rest is waffle...

Applicable to daughters also!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christine ? Adrian ?

Christine Bleakley and Adrian Chiles from the One Show now on Daybreak."

Whats Daybreak?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why I always spill white wine on dark coloured clothes and red wine on light coloured clothes"

Forensic analysis would probably discover spots of red wine on dark clothing, and white wine on light coloured clothing - you just don't notice it as much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how does a town map ,,know you are here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does the road know where I'm going?

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

Those who claim to be “Straight” on their profile

yet contact us requesting a meet!

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Male halves of couples who feel they can play with any female, but hit the roof if any guy looks at their partner (especially when she likes it and wants to take things to the next level!)

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

the biggest thing I have difficulty in understanding is a woman's need for 300+ pairs of shoes

(goes and hides under the table with his tin hat on)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those who claim to be “Straight” on their profile

yet contact us requesting a meet!

Oh I don't believe that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word 'abbreviation' despite its meaning, being a long word?

Bippy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The word 'abbreviation' despite its meaning, being a long word?

Bippy x"

yeah well ask a dyslexic to spell it dyslexia

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Mmmmmmmm

pmsl

lmao

babe

Grrrrrrr

and I mean Grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot

LOL

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"You forgot

LOL"

oops

so I did.... thanks Babe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the XFactor and Strictly Come Dancing, come on people it's Saturday night go do something!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Huge 4x4's for town driving

ok, if you live up a mountain I kinda get it

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

People who pretend to own things which they don't.

People who pretend to be 'in to' things which they are not.

People who say they don't do things which they do.

Blue cheese.

People who want to pay more for a less than average champagne than a quality cava.

Harry Hill.

People whop stay with partners they don't really love.

Why it is so much more expensive to buy a train ticket from the train station.

Train spotters.

Some of the things which are called 'art'.

Some of the people on this site.

Fat people in low rise skinny jeans.

Wasps.

People who throw junk in their own front gardens.

Men who are sheamish about their own spunk.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Women who bite their nails

Women who dont wear matching undies

Men who wear crap/cheap shoes

Men who suck ya face off when they kiss ya

Women who wear the wrong size bra

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"the XFactor and Strictly Come Dancing, come on people it's Saturday night go do something!

Some of us have no where to go as most places are "Couples night"

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

oh dear I don't think Polo and Femme can like me very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hatred????????? Why lifes to short to.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Train spotters.

Well I suppose you could include plane, bus and the latest version ... Eddie Stobart truck spotting in this too Polo!

I do get the explanation of a behavior expert in this which is that "spotting" is a modern form of hunting.

Signed, a train spotting graduate! (someone who appreciates all forms of the railway systems of the world!)

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By *anba2Couple
over a year ago

burbage

Men who wear 3/4 length trousers

men who wear sleeveless t-shirts (vests excluded)

those "baby on board" and "mum to be" signs in the back window of cars!!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Train spotters.

Well I suppose you could include plane, bus and the latest version ... Eddie Stobart truck spotting in this too Polo!

I could.... but some planes are interesting and I like irony (there is a sense of irony in someone spotting a stealth bomber). Buses, yeah you can add that one. At least with Eddie spotting you can play the bingo cards when you're out and about.

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

X factor

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"X factor

haha with you on that one - this time of the year i am glad my free_iew box doesnt pick up ITV

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

reality tv addicts

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

people who dont like sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You forgot

LOL

oops

so I did.... thanks Babe x

Welcome hunny xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

desperate housewives

soaps

russell brand

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"The word 'abbreviation' despite its meaning, being a long word?

Bippy x

yeah well ask a dyslexic to spell it dyslexia "

Wouldn't that be easy if you typed the question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't understand why a word that describes other words that sound like the thing they are representative of is called onomatapaiec?

And what smart alec thought that 'lisp' would be a good word to use for people who can't pronounce the letter 's'?

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Taking drugs - don't get that at all. Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1* jeremy kyle

2* old ladies having/wanting babies

3* football

4* the government

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vegetarian sausage!!! Why not just eat the component vegetables instead of going to the trouble of making it look like a sausage.

Vegetarians

Vegans

Jehovah Witnesses

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Chinese writing. Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Fox hunting

Strictly Cum Dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The offside rule...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kebab flavour pot noodles

Poodles

Meat free Sausages

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Treating talentless chavs as celebrities

Hello/OK magazine

People wearing trousers round their knees, despite having a belt.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

English people talking like they're from a different country - beats me! Z

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

people who look then look again and again at your profile but never contact you.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"people who look then look again and again at your profile but never contact you."

but I like the pic of Zoe's bottom

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"the biggest thing I have difficulty in understanding is a woman's need for 300+ pairs of shoes

(goes and hides under the table with his tin hat on)"

I'll explain it too you on Saturday

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"the biggest thing I have difficulty in understanding is a woman's need for 300+ pairs of shoes

(goes and hides under the table with his tin hat on)

I'll explain it too you on Saturday

just remember walking on my back in stilleto's IS NOT an option!

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