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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Since losing weight I've lost 2inches.....in height.

Its no laughing matter I was 5ft 1 I'm now 4ft 11

I'm going to end up a hobbit.

And I always take my measurements on the same scales with no shoes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd better stop before you disappear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't be loosing hight it means your idea weight in lower

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Oh no

Stop now before you disappear completely

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"don't be loosing hight it means your idea weight in lower "
I've got my own weight I want to get too, not taking notice of anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since losing weight I've lost 2inches.....in height.

Its no laughing matter I was 5ft 1 I'm now 4ft 11

I'm going to end up a hobbit.

And I always take my measurements on the same scales with no shoes on

"

If I slouch I lose an inch, so come on woman, shoulders back and chest out

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"Since losing weight I've lost 2inches.....in height.

Its no laughing matter I was 5ft 1 I'm now 4ft 11

I'm going to end up a hobbit.

And I always take my measurements on the same scales with no shoes on

If I slouch I lose an inch, so come on woman, shoulders back and chest out "
your making it worse, that was my full height

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

hope your meaduring at the same time of day. I believe you shrink during the day time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since losing weight I've lost 2inches.....in height.

Its no laughing matter I was 5ft 1 I'm now 4ft 11

I'm going to end up a hobbit.

And I always take my measurements on the same scales with no shoes on

If I slouch I lose an inch, so come on woman, shoulders back and chest out your making it worse, that was my full height "

Get a mohican haircut then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since losing weight I've lost 2inches.....in height.

Its no laughing matter I was 5ft 1 I'm now 4ft 11

I'm going to end up a hobbit.

And I always take my measurements on the same scales with no shoes on

"

Fat head? Fat feet? Grow a beehive or wear stilletoes all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no

Stop now before you disappear completely "

Wish I'd said that

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"Since losing weight I've lost 2inches.....in height.

Its no laughing matter I was 5ft 1 I'm now 4ft 11

I'm going to end up a hobbit.

And I always take my measurements on the same scales with no shoes on

Fat head? Fat feet? Grow a beehive or wear stilletoes all the time."
I've actually gone from a size 6 extra wide to a size 4 4 1/2 shoe as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a pie Diamond

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"Have a pie Diamond "
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was chatting to someone on here a few weeks ago who was 4'8. (She doesn't post on forums).

I would never have known just from her pics alone as there was nothing to "scale" against from her pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you considered setting the scales on a small step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went on the scales in Boots that measure your weight and height with massive hair, and my BMI was much lower than usual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since losing weight I've lost 2inches.....in height.

Its no laughing matter I was 5ft 1 I'm now 4ft 11

I'm going to end up a hobbit.

And I always take my measurements on the same scales with no shoes on

Fat head? Fat feet? Grow a beehive or wear stilletoes all the time.I've actually gone from a size 6 extra wide to a size 4 4 1/2 shoe as well "

Any excuse for new shoes! And matching handbag of course. Then of course that dress doesn't quite match the new shoes, so you need a whole new wardrobe. I believe you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went on the scales in Boots that measure your weight and height with massive hair, and my BMI was much lower than usual "

Try a mohican. You'll show up as emaciated!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Thanks for all the advice

Looks like its a Mohican then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since losing weight I've lost 2inches.....in height.

Its no laughing matter I was 5ft 1 I'm now 4ft 11

I'm going to end up a hobbit.

And I always take my measurements on the same scales with no shoes on

"

U sure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry so much 4 11 is a good height. You don't need to bend to give oral.

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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago

Altrincham

May be worth having your back checked for any compression or unusual curvature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was chatting to someone on here a few weeks ago who was 4'8. (She doesn't post on forums).

I would never have known just from her pics alone as there was nothing to "scale" against from her pics. "

No sky remote or lynx can?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was chatting to someone on here a few weeks ago who was 4'8. (She doesn't post on forums).

I would never have known just from her pics alone as there was nothing to "scale" against from her pics.

No sky remote or lynx can? "

Not even a cucumber. ....

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Tell jay to stop patting you on the head

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

This reminds me of the Bachelor's Super Noodles advert, I'm wasting away......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was chatting to someone on here a few weeks ago who was 4'8. (She doesn't post on forums).

I would never have known just from her pics alone as there was nothing to "scale" against from her pics. "

OP... we need pics of you. With a Lynx can, a garden gnome and another object of your choice.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"I was chatting to someone on here a few weeks ago who was 4'8. (She doesn't post on forums).

I would never have known just from her pics alone as there was nothing to "scale" against from her pics.

OP... we need pics of you. With a Lynx can, a garden gnome and another object of your choice. "
Oi lol, I will see if I can find a garden gnome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was chatting to someone on here a few weeks ago who was 4'8. (She doesn't post on forums).

I would never have known just from her pics alone as there was nothing to "scale" against from her pics.

OP... we need pics of you. With a Lynx can, a garden gnome and another object of your choice. Oi lol, I will see if I can find a garden gnome "

I thought you were the same height as me.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"I was chatting to someone on here a few weeks ago who was 4'8. (She doesn't post on forums).

I would never have known just from her pics alone as there was nothing to "scale" against from her pics.

OP... we need pics of you. With a Lynx can, a garden gnome and another object of your choice. Oi lol, I will see if I can find a garden gnome

I thought you were the same height as me. "
nooo, I'm a right short arse, even shorter now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being funny but you get a bit smaller with age don't you. My nan is like Ronnie Corbett

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't worry so much 4 11 is a good height. You don't need to bend to give oral. "

Hahaha that's my trick

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By *odoudoMan
over a year ago

hereford

Didn't they make a film called the incredible shrinking woman

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"Didn't they make a film called the incredible shrinking woman "
not sure but I remember little miss pepperpot

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Hello from up here....

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"Hello from up here.... "
hellllllooooo, I can't see you

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Hello from up here.... hellllllooooo, I can't see you "

I'm up here somewhere

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

stop walking so much as maybe you are wearing your feet down lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with being funsized

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

I'm glad cos it will make my cock look bigger. Could you shrink a couple of inches more, please?

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