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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bang bang!

Firepower baby, YEAH!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out my 6pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice.

Check out my breasts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out my asssssssssss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice. Check out my long hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice. Check out my long hair. "

Gorgeous undies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out my real eyelashes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forbid you to check me out.

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale


"Check out my 6pack "

check out my barrel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out my cheek bones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check my middle finger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the checkout for male body parts? May I have six abs,2 guns,some huge glutes,a couple of quads,abductors and ham strings,stick a head on it and call him Dave please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check out my cheek bones!"

They are rather Lupine,very sculpted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check out my 6pack

check out my barrel"

lol its all right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen it all now.

Fuck me I've seen it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out my centre parting.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a new low lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the checkout for male body parts? May I have six abs,2 guns,some huge glutes,a couple of quads,abductors and ham strings,stick a head on it and call him Dave please. "
Well i'm Dave and have a few of the parts you need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a yellow wheely bin?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Check out my clavicle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out Daisy's floral arangement.

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out my buns of steal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out my lack of ability to say something witty or urbane ??

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

Ooooh thats a big one!

Check out my boobies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bang bang!

Firepower baby, YEAH!!! "

Mine are clean, oiled and in their respective bags in my bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the checkout for male body parts? May I have six abs,2 guns,some huge glutes,a couple of quads,abductors and ham strings,stick a head on it and call him Dave please. Well i'm Dave and have a few of the parts you need "

Well hello Dave,which parts? The head hopefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the checkout for male body parts? May I have six abs,2 guns,some huge glutes,a couple of quads,abductors and ham strings,stick a head on it and call him Dave please. Well i'm Dave and have a few of the parts you need

Well hello Dave,which parts? The head hopefully "

He couldn't find the Head......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out my bright red pants!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Check out my lack of ability to say something witty or urbane ??"

That humility in itself, actually possesses a rather florid quality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the checkout for male body parts? May I have six abs,2 guns,some huge glutes,a couple of quads,abductors and ham strings,stick a head on it and call him Dave please. Well i'm Dave and have a few of the parts you need

Well hello Dave,which parts? The head hopefully

He couldn't find the Head...... "

I could make one I spose out of a sack and straw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice.

Check out my breasts lol "

read that as beasts -

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Check out my time-machine.

Actually, you already did next Thursday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out my smile lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out my :-

Grey hairs

Saggy belly

Wrinkles

Old knackered knees

I was I hadn't taken part in this thread now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check out my :-

Grey hairs

Saggy belly

Wrinkles

Old knackered knees

I was I hadn't taken part in this thread now "

You just described me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out my dick...and my 6 pack... And face...and guns...and cheeky bones!!!!

I win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check out my :-

Grey hairs

Saggy belly

Wrinkles

Old knackered knees

I was I hadn't taken part in this thread now

You just described me "

So there's more off us phew thought it was just us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the checkout for male body parts? May I have six abs,2 guns,some huge glutes,a couple of quads,abductors and ham strings,stick a head on it and call him Dave please. Well i'm Dave and have a few of the parts you need

Well hello Dave,which parts? The head hopefully "

Head I've got lol Its just the guns and six pack are a no show I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check out my :-

Grey hairs

Saggy belly

Wrinkles

Old knackered knees

I was I hadn't taken part in this thread now

You just described me

So there's more off us phew thought it was just us "

Plenty of us,some hide it well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the checkout for male body parts? May I have six abs,2 guns,some huge glutes,a couple of quads,abductors and ham strings,stick a head on it and call him Dave please. Well i'm Dave and have a few of the parts you need

Well hello Dave,which parts? The head hopefully Head I've got lol Its just the guns and six pack are a no show I'm afraid "

That's a relief. Guns n 6 packs are overrated anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good for impressing teenage boys at the beach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good for impressing teenage boys at the beach."

Is that what you used to do as a teenager?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the checkout for male body parts? May I have six abs,2 guns,some huge glutes,a couple of quads,abductors and ham strings,stick a head on it and call him Dave please. Well i'm Dave and have a few of the parts you need

Well hello Dave,which parts? The head hopefully Head I've got lol Its just the guns and six pack are a no show I'm afraid

That's a relief. Guns n 6 packs are overrated anyway "

Well that's refreshing to hear !! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out my generous curves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check out my 6pack "

i was told it is easy for thin men to have six packs.

shout about it when you are like one of the rugby league players

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check out my 6pack

i was told it is easy for thin men to have six packs.

shout about it when you are like one of the rugby league players"

Yawn, change the record.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice.

Check out my breasts lol "

and we have a winner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to check out here. Move along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check out my 6pack

i was told it is easy for thin men to have six packs.

shout about it when you are like one of the rugby league playersYawn, change the record."

are you really saying i should change the record?

a thread about favorite cheeses or the weather gets a reply from you saying the same thing

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Check out my belly button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good for impressing teenage boys at the beach.

Is that what you used to do as a teenager? "

What, go to the beach?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check out my 6pack

i was told it is easy for thin men to have six packs.

shout about it when you are like one of the rugby league playersYawn, change the record.

are you really saying i should change the record?

a thread about favorite cheeses or the weather gets a reply from you saying the same thing "

At least I am not rude about it, I hardly see you write anything positive on any post. Are you really that bored?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check out my belly button "

Why is there fluff in it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check out my 6pack

i was told it is easy for thin men to have six packs.

shout about it when you are like one of the rugby league playersYawn, change the record.

are you really saying i should change the record?

a thread about favorite cheeses or the weather gets a reply from you saying the same thing "

abs on a skinny lad are the same as big tits on a fat lass-not impressive at all. Abs on a big man or big tits slim/curvy girl, well....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check out my 6pack

i was told it is easy for thin men to have six packs.

shout about it when you are like one of the rugby league playersYawn, change the record.

are you really saying i should change the record?

a thread about favorite cheeses or the weather gets a reply from you saying the same thing At least I am not rude about it, I hardly see you write anything positive on any post. Are you really that bored?."

I think you two should ignore each other while you still can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out my Fight Club avatar

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"Check out my belly button

Why is there fluff in it? "

No there is not! I had my monthly bath two weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check out my 6pack

i was told it is easy for thin men to have six packs.

shout about it when you are like one of the rugby league playersYawn, change the record.

are you really saying i should change the record?

a thread about favorite cheeses or the weather gets a reply from you saying the same thing At least I am not rude about it, I hardly see you write anything positive on any post. Are you really that bored?.

I think you two should ignore each other while you still can."

lol I already have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check out my 6pack

i was told it is easy for thin men to have six packs."

Yeah, six packs are easy. Obliques on the other hand

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Check out my buns of steal "

Cheque ahht his spelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more of a bangers man me-self.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check out my belly button

Why is there fluff in it?

No there is not! I had my monthly bath two weeks ago "

No fluff after two weeks !!!!! Jesus mines full after two minutes !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check óot my plastic bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check out my 6pack

i was told it is easy for thin men to have six packs.

Yeah, six packs are easy. Obliques on the other hand "

Thats right lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good for impressing teenage boys at the beach.

Is that what you used to do as a teenager?

What, go to the beach? "

To check out the 6 packs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check out my belly button

Why is there fluff in it?

No there is not! I had my monthly bath two weeks ago "

And there I was going to offer my exclusive belly button fluffer services

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"Check out my belly button

Why is there fluff in it?

No there is not! I had my monthly bath two weeks ago

And there I was going to offer my exclusive belly button fluffer services

"

I'll pop a malteaser in it for you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check out my belly button

Why is there fluff in it?

No there is not! I had my monthly bath two weeks ago

And there I was going to offer my exclusive belly button fluffer services

I'll pop a malteaser in it for you then "

Has the chocolate melted yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out my ginormous bum!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Checking out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring the back and shoulders to the show

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Check out my library book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check out my :-

Grey hairs

Saggy belly

Wrinkles

Old knackered knees

I was I hadn't taken part in this thread now

You just described me "

And me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh if you have tickets to the back show all over that

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Is this not classed as a look at me thread?? Shameless all of you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeah?

Well check out my... ermm... fuck it.I have nothing to offer.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Oh yeah?

Well check out my... ermm... fuck it.I have nothing to offer."

Satin paint skirting boards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yeah?

Well check out my... ermm... fuck it.I have nothing to offer.

Satin paint skirting boards?

"

YEAH! Check out my skirting boards!

*stares at inbox*

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"Oh yeah?

Well check out my... ermm... fuck it.I have nothing to offer.

Satin paint skirting boards?

YEAH! Check out my skirting boards!

*stares at inbox*"

There appears to be a small bug stuck to it

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )


"Oh yeah?

Well check out my... ermm... fuck it.I have nothing to offer.

Satin paint skirting boards?

YEAH! Check out my skirting boards!

*stares at inbox*

There appears to be a small bug stuck to it "

I can see what looks like 2 little bugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I'm seeing are toy gunz

Check mines out

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

All this male testosterone is making me feel light headed

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"All this male testosterone is making me feel light headed "

Careful, too much and your chin hairs will get out of control.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Can't stand gym obsessed men

So many of them on here

Far too many of them can't string a sentence together in my experience

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )


"All this male testosterone is making me feel light headed

Careful, too much and your chin hairs will get out of control.

"

You leave my chin hairs out of it

I'm growing a goatee don't you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out my ear lobes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just check me out....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out my big cock

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )


"Just check me out...."

That is an amazing picture I may have to fab it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out my 'long legs' for a 4'11 shorty lol

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Check out till number 4, Manager to the shop floor, this bloody barcode scanner stopped working again!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Just check me out....

That is an amazing picture I may have to fab it "

It is!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To think, a thread about 'guns' could start so much hostility.

You should all be sent to bed without your dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out my ass crack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just check me out....

That is an amazing picture I may have to fab it "

Ah thank you

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"To think, a thread about 'guns' could start so much hostility.

You should all be sent to bed without your dinner."

Already had mine, was Spinnach with Olive oil.

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

check out my................assets !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out my knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just check me out...."

Is it Flashdance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check out my knees "

Can I lick 'em?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check out my 6pack

i was told it is easy for thin men to have six packs.

Yeah, six packs are easy. Obliques on the other hand "

Oooh I have good obliques!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check out my knees

Can I lick 'em? "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just check me out....

Is it Flashdance? "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't stand gym obsessed men

So many of them on here

Far too many of them can't string a sentence together in my experience "

Lol :p

Ug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Checkout my ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out my beard lol

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Check out the blister on my left foot!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Apparently you can check out of the Hotel California, but you can never leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check please. "

Oh I check you out regularly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check please.

Oh I check you out regularly "

Just checking my flights to Ireland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check please.

Oh I check you out regularly

Just checking my flights to Ireland "

I know of a special strip where you can land!

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County


"Nice. Check out my long hair.

Gorgeous undies "

Yes I agree lovely undies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out my beard x

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London


"Bang bang!

Firepower baby, YEAH!!! "

I thought it was going to be some pearl handled cold 45s or something..

But credit where it's due, this guy does have guns!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bang bang!

Firepower baby, YEAH!!!

I thought it was going to be some pearl handled cold 45s or something..

But credit where it's due, this guy does have guns!!"

BOOM BOOM!

Thankyou, and likewise, you're in great shape yourself.

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