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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

when gardening today for an elderly gent I know, I pulled out a giant thistle, that took quite an effort, till it flew out and I fell over backwards and sat in a patch of stinging nettles!!!

I am now in a considerable amount of discomfort, what stupid things has everybody else done lately??

help me feel less of a plank!!!

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

As a person with a caring sadistic streak, may l spank it...

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

You were naked in an old mans garden.. oh dear its a wonder he didnt have a heart attak

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Attack

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Ouch! Poor you but they do say no good deed goes unpunished.

There used to be people posting about using stinging nettles as part of their play.

The only stupid thing I did today was pour myself a glass of water from the jug in the fridge. I put the glass on the bit between the shelf and the door and slammed the door shut on it. Glass and water everywhere but no damage to myself.

Get someone to rub some cream onto your sore bot bot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

noooooo! I was wearing jeans, so it could of been a lot worse as I normally have leggings on for gardening!!! and hes gat anyway, wouldn't care less if I did the garden naked!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I managed to scrape my nipple along the inside of the handle of a child safety gate - it felt a bit like a cheese grater and I was quite shocked at how the hell I had managed to do it.....still can't work it out properly now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ouch! Poor you but they do say no good deed goes unpunished.

There used to be people posting about using stinging nettles as part of their play.

The only stupid thing I did today was pour myself a glass of water from the jug in the fridge. I put the glass on the bit between the shelf and the door and slammed the door shut on it. Glass and water everywhere but no damage to myself.

Get someone to rub some cream onto your sore bot bot.

"

see if that was me I'd have missed a bit of glass, and would then stand on it in the night on the way to the loo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I managed to scrape my nipple along the inside of the handle of a child safety gate - it felt a bit like a cheese grater and I was quite shocked at how the hell I had managed to do it.....still can't work it out properly now "

Y'OUCH!!!!

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

what stupid things has everybody else done lately??

Petrol pump gave me a back wash, having a meet later on that day as well, ohh the joy

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I managed to scrape my nipple along the inside of the handle of a child safety gate - it felt a bit like a cheese grater and I was quite shocked at how the hell I had managed to do it.....still can't work it out properly now

Y'OUCH!!!! "

I know!!!!!!! I think I might need someone to kiss it better for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" what stupid things has everybody else done lately??

Petrol pump gave me a back wash, having a meet later on that day as well, ohh the joy "

Ah, not the best timing then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when gardening today for an elderly gent I know, I pulled out a giant thistle, that took quite an effort, till it flew out and I fell over backwards and sat in a patch of stinging nettles!!!

I am now in a considerable amount of discomfort, what stupid things has everybody else done lately??

help me feel less of a plank!!! "

I'll kiss it better for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"when gardening today for an elderly gent I know, I pulled out a giant thistle, that took quite an effort, till it flew out and I fell over backwards and sat in a patch of stinging nettles!!!

I am now in a considerable amount of discomfort, what stupid things has everybody else done lately??

help me feel less of a plank!!!

I'll kiss it better for you "

how quick can you get here??!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when gardening today for an elderly gent I know, I pulled out a giant thistle, that took quite an effort, till it flew out and I fell over backwards and sat in a patch of stinging nettles!!!

I am now in a considerable amount of discomfort, what stupid things has everybody else done lately??

help me feel less of a plank!!!

I'll kiss it better for you

how quick can you get here??!!! "

Not till tomorrow morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"when gardening today for an elderly gent I know, I pulled out a giant thistle, that took quite an effort, till it flew out and I fell over backwards and sat in a patch of stinging nettles!!!

I am now in a considerable amount of discomfort, what stupid things has everybody else done lately??

help me feel less of a plank!!!

I'll kiss it better for you

how quick can you get here??!!!

Not till tomorrow morning "

sob!!!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I made a roast dinner yesterday which tasted revolting....turns out instead of using gravy granules (yes lazy I know) I'd used coffee granules

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County


"when gardening today for an elderly gent I know, I pulled out a giant thistle, that took quite an effort, till it flew out and I fell over backwards and sat in a patch of stinging nettles!!!

I am now in a considerable amount of discomfort, what stupid things has everybody else done lately??

help me feel less of a plank!!! "

I'll come round and kiss it better for you if you wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when gardening today for an elderly gent I know, I pulled out a giant thistle, that took quite an effort, till it flew out and I fell over backwards and sat in a patch of stinging nettles!!!

I am now in a considerable amount of discomfort, what stupid things has everybody else done lately??

help me feel less of a plank!!! "

I discovered that the best place to sit down for a bit of alfresco fun is apparently not on top of an ant hill..who'd have thought it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"when gardening today for an elderly gent I know, I pulled out a giant thistle, that took quite an effort, till it flew out and I fell over backwards and sat in a patch of stinging nettles!!!

I am now in a considerable amount of discomfort, what stupid things has everybody else done lately??

help me feel less of a plank!!!

I discovered that the best place to sit down for a bit of alfresco fun is apparently not on top of an ant hill..who'd have thought it "

ohhhh that sounds just as nasty!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I made a roast dinner yesterday which tasted revolting....turns out instead of using gravy granules (yes lazy I know) I'd used coffee granules "

now I love coffee, and I love roast dinners, but I'm really not sure I would enjoy the two together!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last night playing up at a club

I jumped up to reach over the bar and pulled back lost footing and right on my ass

Then the dj said and jac falls on her ass again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Last night playing up at a club

I jumped up to reach over the bar and pulled back lost footing and right on my ass

Then the dj said and jac falls on her ass again "
habitual is it??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night playing up at a club

I jumped up to reach over the bar and pulled back lost footing and right on my ass

Then the dj said and jac falls on her ass again habitual is it??! "

No im usually getting my ass kicked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Last night playing up at a club

I jumped up to reach over the bar and pulled back lost footing and right on my ass

Then the dj said and jac falls on her ass again habitual is it??!

No im usually getting my ass kicked "

prefer mine spanked, but each to their own...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a man along the road from my mates fell on to a garden fork the other day two prongs through the left cheek an one through the right

the prongs went straight through

ouch! UV no doubt the pics will be on the web soon

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

testing wood burner and measuring the temps of the system the system had reached a 1000F

I then caught my arm against the hot flue pipe with temps at 250F

the damn thing burnt against the skin and is now stinging a little bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"testing wood burner and measuring the temps of the system the system had reached a 1000F

I then caught my arm against the hot flue pipe with temps at 250F

the damn thing burnt against the skin and is now stinging a little bit "

ouchie!!!

my ex was using a drum thingy to burn garden waste a few weeks back, the petrol fumes ignited and his t shirt caught fire, chest was a bit of a mess!

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