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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bloodmarsh Krackoon (2014)

Release: 2015-05-23

Rating : 44/100

Director: Jerry Landi

Stars : Sal Amore, Scott Barile, Anthony Bisciello

A crack addicted raccoon and its offspring terrorize a Bronx community.

IMDB :http://m.imdb.com/title/tt2629374/

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

How do you even know about this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do you even know about this?

browsing movies online..this was next to poltergeist(new one) lol

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

I have "Amazon films" and can say from some experience they have the worst films ,nearly all of them suck.

Well except "Evil Aliens" which was a riot omgosh total bad swinging meet up...

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"How do you even know about this?

browsing movies online..this was next to poltergeist(new one) lol"

Ohhhhh it sounds better that you found it by accident......there are some very odd movies out there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do you even know about this?

browsing movies online..this was next to poltergeist(new one) lol

Ohhhhh it sounds better that you found it by accident......there are some very odd movies out there

I've skipped through it..its one of those type of films I'd be embarrassed having my name on it lol...regardless of it making fun of itself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes these movies can be surprisingly good.

I watched Iron Sky expecting it to be terrible (Nazi's living on the moon) and it was so good it's in my top 10 movies of all time and I'm looking forward to the sequel.

Who wouldn't like Hitler riding a T-Rex (named Blondi) and a machine gun toting Jesus?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sometimes these movies can be surprisingly good.

I watched Iron Sky expecting it to be terrible (Nazi's living on the moon) and it was so good it's in my top 10 movies of all time and I'm looking forward to the sequel.

Who wouldn't like Hitler riding a T-Rex (named Blondi) and a machine gun toting Jesus?!"

lol at least that had some production value lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes these movies can be surprisingly good.

I watched Iron Sky expecting it to be terrible (Nazi's living on the moon) and it was so good it's in my top 10 movies of all time and I'm looking forward to the sequel.

Who wouldn't like Hitler riding a T-Rex (named Blondi) and a machine gun toting Jesus?!

lol at least that had some production value lol"

I was shocked. Two minutes into the film and I was hooked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sometimes these movies can be surprisingly good.

I watched Iron Sky expecting it to be terrible (Nazi's living on the moon) and it was so good it's in my top 10 movies of all time and I'm looking forward to the sequel.

Who wouldn't like Hitler riding a T-Rex (named Blondi) and a machine gun toting Jesus?!

lol at least that had some production value lol

I was shocked. Two minutes into the film and I was hooked."

lol...the asylum make great hollywood knockoffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Killer Bees. Michael Caine should hang his head in shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blade Runner

Titanic

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

gilgi.....

cpt. corelli's mandolin....

there are a couple of hours i will never get back

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

david bowie playing a marshion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sounds class

The only time I've ever fallen asleep in the cinema was In The Cut - Meg Ryan and Mark Ruffalo. Dirge.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Is it worse than 'Zombeavers' ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggest disappointment ~ Vanilla (what a load of shite) Sky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two films I wish I could un-see:

Existenz

Lesbian Vampire Killers

Both are truly terrible!

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

there is worse than that obi-fox but there is some b movies that are better then the cinema releases

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's was that bad I'm struggling to think of the name hang on will come to me ... Paranormal activity that's it followed very closely by fifty shades of shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pallbearer is utter shite.

Any of the star wars.

Any star trek.

In fact ANY Sci Fi is bollocks to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Wicker Man (remake) with Nicholas 'bore' Cage.

Utter garbage. Never mess with a classic.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Biggest disappointment ~ Vanilla (what a load of shite) Sky."

I like that film, Cameron Diaz's behaviour reminds me of myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top of my list is the classic 'Plan 9 from out of Space'.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Eraserhead, I've watched it twice and I still can't make head nor tail of it

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

From the last time I posted on a worst film thread - well over a year ago:

The Story of My Death.

It's been a week and I am still not over the absolute mind numbingly tedium of that film.

I warn again for those that missed my first warning: NEVER SEE THIS FILM.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk about exaggeration... I laugh harder than I did before everytime I watch this scene

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nAdniWncWu4

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Would it be wrong to nominate any remake on the basis that it isn't an original work? Of course there are exceptions to any rule but can I nominate the following poor remakes:

1. Rollerball ...sad

2. Total Recall...truly bad

3. All Quiet on the Western Front.....appalling

4. The Four Feathers .......poor

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

That one with Jennifer Aniston and some freaky leprauchans was rather shit

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

I nominate Prometheus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of the star wars.

Any star trek.

In fact ANY Sci Fi is bollocks to me. "

Was your mouth out young Man,

Now go and stand in the corner and think about what you have said

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Sharknado is dire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of the star wars.

Any star trek.

In fact ANY Sci Fi is bollocks to me.

Was your mouth out young Man,

Now go and stand in the corner and think about what you have said"

Well to be fair.

I'd make an exception for Terminator 2 - Judgement Day.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Elektra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry Potter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Harry Potter"

Boom!

In fact that's so shite I refuse to watch it.

And before anyone says "ohhhh how do you know if you've never watched it"..

You can't take any film where the lead actor flies in a fucking broomstick seriously ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops on ...not in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avengers age of ultron.

utter shit and wanted my money back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mannos the hands of fate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avengers age of ultron.

utter shit and wanted my money back."

It kinda felt like they had a plot in mind and then changed it part way through but didn't want to get rid of the old footage so just went with the meandering but completely lost concept.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

The men who stared at goats ......... Utter shite !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avengers age of ultron.

utter shit and wanted my money back.

It kinda felt like they had a plot in mind and then changed it part way through but didn't want to get rid of the old footage so just went with the meandering but completely lost concept."

Hiya big Al.

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

Worst has to be Moses.....good god awful

Apples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

clockwork orange

utter shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burn after reading....

Im still confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avengers age of ultron.

utter shit and wanted my money back.

It kinda felt like they had a plot in mind and then changed it part way through but didn't want to get rid of the old footage so just went with the meandering but completely lost concept.

Hiya big Al.

Ey up you :p

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Drop dead Fred

Anaconda

Anything with hulk hogan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avengers age of ultron.

utter shit and wanted my money back.

It kinda felt like they had a plot in mind and then changed it part way through but didn't want to get rid of the old footage so just went with the meandering but completely lost concept.

Hiya big Al.

Ey up you :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Springbreakers!

I win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After watching taken 3 then its this shit

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

An early Vin Diesel film...Strays. Really, really bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hunger Games - yawn!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Fright Night and Fright Night 2 - laughed all the way through both.

Blair Witch Project - fell asleep after the first 15 mins, was that bored

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"Would it be wrong to nominate any remake on the basis that it isn't an original work? Of course there are exceptions to any rule but can I nominate the following poor remakes:

1. Rollerball ...sad

2. Total Recall...truly bad

3. All Quiet on the Western Front.....appalling

4. The Four Feathers .......poor

The remake that borders on the criminal was Get Carter with Stallone....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just sat through All is Lost, starring Robert Redford, and only Robt Redford, only about 6 words spoken in the whole film.,.. cant believe we sat and watched it through to the end... Yawn .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Virus

Mission to Mars

Battlefield Earth

and pretty much every film adapted from a computer game

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Killing me Softly.

What a load of old crap lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Romantic comedy genre are all invariably, vomit-inducingly dire

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

Face off. Wtf?

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Black sheep, it's so poor it's almost worth a watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black sheep, it's so poor it's almost worth a watch"

Agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloodmarsh Krackoon (2014)

Release: 2015-05-23

Rating : 44/100

Director: Jerry Landi

Stars : Sal Amore, Scott Barile, Anthony Bisciello

A crack addicted raccoon and its offspring terrorize a Bronx community.

IMDB :http://m.imdb.com/title/tt2629374/"

That sounds ace!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black sheep, it's so poor it's almost worth a watch

Agree"

Classic so bad it's good film!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I didnt get MagnoliA - dont know if I was having a bad day, but yawn, it was tedious.

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By *ricerMan
over a year ago

Stockton-on-Tees

Donnie darko - I have absolutely no idea wtf that film was about, yet it's some sort of cult classic!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That one with Jennifer Aniston and some freaky leprauchans was rather shit"

I believe the name of that was leprechaun and it was shit although I loved it as a child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Noah ( Russell Crowe ) has got to be up there along with Funny people ( Adam sandler )

embarrassing !

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By *oundyMan
over a year ago

Rochdale

Hair Spray? ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These topics are always great. You have people listing some of the all time greatest films and saying they're shit or boring and you realise who knows absolutely nothing about what a good film is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Harry Potter

Boom!

In fact that's so shite I refuse to watch it.

And before anyone says "ohhhh how do you know if you've never watched it"..

You can't take any film where the lead actor flies in a fucking broomstick seriously ffs.

It's fantasy. You're not supposed to take it seriously.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Torque.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Generally these topics are full of good films that people just slag off for the sake of it. But some truly shitty ones have come up here. Well done!

(Aside from the dig at A Clockwork Orange and Blade Runner... Which is insanity)

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By *ike4362ukMan
over a year ago

Cheshunt

Battlefield Earth...

I actually paid to see it and watched it all of the way through. I kept thinking 'it must get better soon'. It never did!

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By *eKoopleCouple
over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

Helping a friend with her film studies I was had to watch "Sex Lives of the Patatoe Men" with Mackenzie Crook and Johnny Vegas. It's absolutely terrible. -Mr.

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By *piderxMan
over a year ago

west lothian

joe versus the volcano

Tom Hanks what were you thinking

it only cost me a pound to get in but i still thought about asking for my money back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes these movies can be surprisingly good.

I watched Iron Sky expecting it to be terrible (Nazi's living on the moon) and it was so good it's in my top 10 movies of all time and I'm looking forward to the sequel.

Who wouldn't like Hitler riding a T-Rex (named Blondi) and a machine gun toting Jesus?!"

Sounds very intellectual !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pokemon - the movie

took the kids and slept the whole way through - thank god they take themselves now

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Derailed (2002) with Jean-Claude Van Damm...90 minutes I'll never get back and don't deserve to. Emptying the cat try would have been time better spent!

The Big Kahuna with Kevin Spacey and Danny Devito...why fellas, why?!!

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

WILTSHIRE

the new mad max..what a load of poo

connie x

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield

"the new mad max..what a load of poo

connie x"

Take that back .. Was a awesome film ..

Outcast with nick cage as a temple knight ... Shit film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes these movies can be surprisingly good.

I watched Iron Sky expecting it to be terrible (Nazi's living on the moon) and it was so good it's in my top 10 movies of all time and I'm looking forward to the sequel.

Who wouldn't like Hitler riding a T-Rex (named Blondi) and a machine gun toting Jesus?!

Sounds very intellectual !

In some ways it is. If you look beyond the rather crazy plot it draws comparisons between certain world leaders of the late 30's and 40's and those in power around the world today. It also pokes fun at overly sensitive race issues and the way world leaders use minorities to gain political support and then forget about them once they're in office.

It's actually quite a deep film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dumb and dumber

Ace Ventura pet detective

Infact anything with Jim Carey in it

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

The worst film I ever saw was about a couple who went on a diving holiday and sharks were involved. I think it was called Open Water. It was truly dreadful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the new mad max..what a load of poo

connie x"

Oh come on. It has a 98% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes. It was brilliant.

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

WILTSHIRE

"the new mad max..what a load of poo

connie x

Oh come on. It has a 98% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes. It was brilliant. "

ok then its a boy's film..

tomorrowland is not far behind..connie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the new mad max..what a load of poo

connie x

Oh come on. It has a 98% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes. It was brilliant.

ok then its a boy's film..

tomorrowland is not far behind..connie x "

Yeah Tomorrowland looks crap

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

WILTSHIRE

"the new mad max..what a load of poo

connie x

Oh come on. It has a 98% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes. It was brilliant.

ok then its a boy's film..

tomorrowland is not far behind..connie x

Yeah Tomorrowland looks crap"

yep it is..and mad max fury road wait until its on netflick..connie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..and not one mention of "The advertures of Buckaroo Banzai across the 8th dimension"?!?

"Adventurer/surgeon/rock musician Buckaroo Banzai and his band of men, the Hong Kong Cavaliers, take on an evil alien invader from the 8th dimension".

Even d*unk I realised it was God awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugo

Wolverine Origins

Ghost Rider 1&2

Anything with Adam Sandler or Kevin ,James in

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By *ythenshawefredMan
over a year ago

stockport

Starship troopers 2, tried watching it at work on a night shift managed 15 mins then used the disc as a frisbee and decided watching open university was better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watched Exodus last night. Even Christian Bale looked bored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piraña

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black sheep!

New Zealand film about crazed sheep that kill humans!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit of a movie buff so where to start?

Sabotage with Big Arnie in was terrible.

Also there is a lot of b movie poop on Netflix at the mo

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By *avina Loves CockTV/TS
over a year ago

Tarporley

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By *avina Loves CockTV/TS
over a year ago

Tarporley

Rag Tale 2005 - it is unwatchable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teeth...

Utter shite, nearly walked after 10 minutes but had to see how it ended

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Definitely Titanic

Why ayone would want to watch it more than once is beyond me ..... ship ... iceberg ....sink ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes these movies can be surprisingly good.

I watched Iron Sky expecting it to be terrible (Nazi's living on the moon) and it was so good it's in my top 10 movies of all time and I'm looking forward to the sequel.

Who wouldn't like Hitler riding a T-Rex (named Blondi) and a machine gun toting Jesus?!

Sounds very intellectual !

It's actually quite a deep film."

I need to see this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop dead Fred and face off are both in my DVD collection and I rather like them!

Mama Mia I'd say was one of the worst films I've ever seen but I only saw the first 10 minutes, couldn't watch anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes these movies can be surprisingly good.

I watched Iron Sky expecting it to be terrible (Nazi's living on the moon) and it was so good it's in my top 10 movies of all time and I'm looking forward to the sequel.

Who wouldn't like Hitler riding a T-Rex (named Blondi) and a machine gun toting Jesus?!

Sounds very intellectual !

It's actually quite a deep film.

I need to see this!"

https://youtu.be/Py_IndUbcxc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the new mad max..what a load of poo

connie x

Oh come on. It has a 98% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes. It was brilliant.

ok then its a boy's film..

tomorrowland is not far behind..connie x "

Calling it a boys film is an insult to women with awesome movie taste

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Burn after reading or burn reading whatever its called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody remember the horror that was "Howard the Duck" from 1986 ... beyond bad ...

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

the box that was shite

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