FabSwingers.com forum: universal signal for swingers?

By *layer one OP Man
over a year ago

mirfield

Seen this as a status and it made me think... Is there a universal signal that swingers use to let other swingers know who they are?

Well is there ?

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

its the Middle Finger .. I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, wouldn't want people to be able to 'out' is in random places. It's a private thing between us and whoever we meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its the Middle Finger .. I think

Turn on your left indicator while driving on the motorway then pull sharply over to the right.

You'll then find lots of fellow swingers raising their middle finger.

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By *layer one OP Man
over a year ago

mirfield

Years ago I thought it was a camaleon charm or sticker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Urban legends

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I always thought it was that religious fish thing

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

"its the Middle Finger .. I think

Turn on your left indicator while driving on the motorway then pull sharply over to the right.

You'll then find lots of fellow swingers raising their middle finger.

ITS YOU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always thought it was that religious fish thing "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would anyone want to openly advertise it?

Are people really that desperate they need to let every Tom dick and Harry......fuck it Dave might as well know too that you're a swinger whilst you walk around Asda.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Seen this as a status and it made me think... Is there a universal signal that swingers use to let other swingers know who they are?

Well is there ?"

No there isn't. Think about it logically why would you want to and how would you know who was a real swinger and why had read about it in the paper and thought it would be a laugh to out someone in the pub?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Urban legends

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Urban myths

Like pampas grass in the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought ankle chains held some significance?

The delicate ones I mean, not ones with a cannon ball attached-they indicate being married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would anyone want to openly advertise it?

Are people really that desperate they need to let every Tom dick and Harry......fuck it Dave might as well know too that you're a swinger whilst you walk around Asda.

Always amazes us that people think identifying themselves to strangers would be a good thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought ankle chains held some significance?

The delicate ones I mean, not ones with a cannon ball attached-they indicate being married

No they don't, they are simply a piece of jewellery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no universal symbol of the swinger. It's an activity that usually encourages a level of discretion. Therefore,not overly a great idea to advertise that to all and sundry.

Also what purpose would it fulfil. So you'd know they were swinger, doesn't mean they will automatically be interested in talking or having sex with any other swinger that approached them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought ankle chains held some significance?

The delicate ones I mean, not ones with a cannon ball attached-they indicate being married

Guys with earrings are swingers. Women that wear more than one bracelet are swingers.

People that start humping your leg when all you did was ask them the time.... aren't always swingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Id like there to be one

Then I can avoid the ones that display it

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I thought ankle chains held some significance?

The delicate ones I mean, not ones with a cannon ball attached-they indicate being married

No they don't, they are simply a piece of jewellery. "

Unless they say "Swinger" on them, then they might be....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Internet will tell you it is a pampas grass in the front garden but I'm pretty sure that is one of many myths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id like there to be one

Then I can avoid the ones that display it

Good plan. Swingers are horrible sex obsessed types.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean you haven't been taught the secret handshake?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"You mean you haven't been taught the secret handshake?"

Oh! I was supppsed to shake his hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Internet will tell you it is a pampas grass in the front garden but I'm pretty sure that is one of many myths"

Shit we don't have a front garden. Hope none of you swinger lot kick us out of the club now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little silver fish logos on dogger's cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its the Middle Finger .. I think

Turn on your left indicator while driving on the motorway then pull sharply over to the right.

You'll then find lots of fellow swingers raising their middle finger.

love it

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By *layer one OP Man
over a year ago

mirfield

"Urban myths

Like pampas grass in the garden "

What that's a myth ... And I've been winking and the woman next door for ages... No wonder she looks at me funny probably thinks I got a twitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Urban myths

Like pampas grass in the garden "
But I have some and thought it was working ok

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Why would anyone want to openly advertise it?

Are people really that desperate they need to let every Tom dick and Harry......fuck it Dave might as well know too that you're a swinger whilst you walk around Asda.

Always amazes us that people think identifying themselves to strangers would be a good thing

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By *anbrCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A quick google search revealed this http://www.cafepress.co.uk/+swinger+bumper-stickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And there's me thinking it was a sky remote, I've seen a few wagons with "dogger" on number plates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blatantly eyeing another mans wife while he's occupied by looking at yours is sometimes a giveaway I think I've been caught out like that before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would anyone want to openly advertise it?

Are people really that desperate they need to let every Tom dick and Harry......fuck it Dave might as well know too that you're a swinger whilst you walk around Asda.

Always amazes us that people think identifying themselves to strangers would be a good thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would anyone want to openly advertise it?

Are people really that desperate they need to let every Tom dick and Harry......fuck it Dave might as well know too that you're a swinger whilst you walk around Asda.

Always amazes us that people think identifying themselves to strangers would be a good thing

Love it

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

A profile on a swinger site is a giveaway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen this as a status and it made me think... Is there a universal signal that swingers use to let other swingers know who they are?

Well is there ?

Agree

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"The Internet will tell you it is a pampas grass in the front garden but I'm pretty sure that is one of many myths"

When I was with my ex Mrs we had one in the front garden. Anyone who knows my ex Mrs will know that it blows that myth to kingdom come.

However I've decided to offer a few clues on "how to spot a swinger" or not.

Walking around Tesco wearing an ankle chain? Iffy.

On a layby just off the A1 with two cocks in her mouth? Swinger.

He gives you a funny handshake? Freemason.

You offer him your hand and he sticks his cock in it? Swinger.

Pampas grass in the garden? Keen gardener or homesick Argentinian.

Nude sunbathing in the garden with lots of friends accompanied by shouts of yes yes yes and oh god? Probably swingers but could be a religious cult.

Walking around the town centre on a Friday night in December in a skimpy dress, tits half out, and no knickers? Ordinary English teenager.

Walking into a swinger club in a skimpy dress, tits half out, and no knickers? Swinger.

I'm sure others could add more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen this as a status and it made me think... Is there a universal signal that swingers use to let other swingers know who they are?

Well is there ?"

locals who meet in a certain car park in Kinross display an orange on the car dash board as a discrete sign to say they are looking to play, watch or enjoy cock fun

and yes only an orange, not a f***ing banana, or an apple or what ever else some smart ass will comment on next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about something like Queen of Spades for BBC lovers - if you swing girls could use the Queen of Hearts and guys the Jack of Hearts. Would work for tattoos, jewellry, t shirts etc?

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

tidworth

"I always thought it was that religious fish thing "

sure it still is, well works for us..lol..connie x

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I've decided to offer a few clues on "how to spot a swinger" or not.

Walking around Tesco wearing an ankle chain? Iffy.

On a layby just off the A1 with two cocks in her mouth? Swinger.

He gives you a funny handshake? Freemason.

You offer him your hand and he sticks his cock in it? Swinger.

Pampas grass in the garden? Keen gardener or homesick Argentinian.

Nude sunbathing in the garden with lots of friends accompanied by shouts of yes yes yes and oh god? Probably swingers but could be a religious cult.

Walking around the town centre on a Friday night in December in a skimpy dress, tits half out, and no knickers? Ordinary English teenager.

Walking into a swinger club in a skimpy dress, tits half out, and no knickers? Swinger.

I'm sure others could add more.

This sounds reasonable to me.....I would like to add - walks up to and random stranger and says 'do you want to have sex?'

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By *haunMan
over a year ago

Halton

"I've decided to offer a few clues on "how to spot a swinger" or not.

Walking around Tesco wearing an ankle chain? Iffy.

On a layby just off the A1 with two cocks in her mouth? Swinger.

He gives you a funny handshake? Freemason.

You offer him your hand and he sticks his cock in it? Swinger.

Pampas grass in the garden? Keen gardener or homesick Argentinian.

Nude sunbathing in the garden with lots of friends accompanied by shouts of yes yes yes and oh god? Probably swingers but could be a religious cult.

Walking around the town centre on a Friday night in December in a skimpy dress, tits half out, and no knickers? Ordinary English teenager.

Walking into a swinger club in a skimpy dress, tits half out, and no knickers? Swinger.

I'm sure others could add more.

This sounds reasonable to me.....I would like to add - walks up to and random stranger and says 'do you want to have sex?'

That may work perfectly well for you

But if I tried such a thing...

It would only result in a slap to the face or a kick to the dick.

I could do with the other signs, or just stick to getting naked in a club.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I've decided to offer a few clues on "how to spot a swinger" or not.

Walking around Tesco wearing an ankle chain? Iffy.

On a layby just off the A1 with two cocks in her mouth? Swinger.

He gives you a funny handshake? Freemason.

You offer him your hand and he sticks his cock in it? Swinger.

Pampas grass in the garden? Keen gardener or homesick Argentinian.

Nude sunbathing in the garden with lots of friends accompanied by shouts of yes yes yes and oh god? Probably swingers but could be a religious cult.

Walking around the town centre on a Friday night in December in a skimpy dress, tits half out, and no knickers? Ordinary English teenager.

Walking into a swinger club in a skimpy dress, tits half out, and no knickers? Swinger.

I'm sure others could add more.

This sounds reasonable to me.....I would like to add - walks up to and random stranger and says 'do you want to have sex?'

That may work perfectly well for you

But if I tried such a thing...

It would only result in a slap to the face or a kick to the dick.

I could do with the other signs, or just stick to getting naked in a club.

Ask me, I won't slap you

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By *haunMan
over a year ago

Halton

"I've decided to offer a few clues on "how to spot a swinger" or not.

Walking around Tesco wearing an ankle chain? Iffy.

On a layby just off the A1 with two cocks in her mouth? Swinger.

He gives you a funny handshake? Freemason.

You offer him your hand and he sticks his cock in it? Swinger.

Pampas grass in the garden? Keen gardener or homesick Argentinian.

Nude sunbathing in the garden with lots of friends accompanied by shouts of yes yes yes and oh god? Probably swingers but could be a religious cult.

Walking around the town centre on a Friday night in December in a skimpy dress, tits half out, and no knickers? Ordinary English teenager.

Walking into a swinger club in a skimpy dress, tits half out, and no knickers? Swinger.

I'm sure others could add more.

This sounds reasonable to me.....I would like to add - walks up to and random stranger and says 'do you want to have sex?'

That may work perfectly well for you

But if I tried such a thing...

It would only result in a slap to the face or a kick to the dick.

I could do with the other signs, or just stick to getting naked in a club.

Ask me, I won't slap you

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Well in that case....

Walks up casually, makes eye contact to gain you attention.

And asks.

Do you want to have sex?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"This sounds reasonable to me.....I would like to add - walks up to and random stranger and says 'do you want to have sex?'

That may work perfectly well for you

But if I tried such a thing...

It would only result in a slap to the face or a kick to the dick.

I could do with the other signs, or just stick to getting naked in a club.

Ask me, I won't slap you

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Well in that case....

Walks up casually, makes eye contact to gain you attention.

And asks.

Do you want to have sex?"

Yes.....I would love to have sex with you

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By *haunMan
over a year ago

Halton

"This sounds reasonable to me.....I would like to add - walks up to and random stranger and says 'do you want to have sex?'

That may work perfectly well for you

But if I tried such a thing...

It would only result in a slap to the face or a kick to the dick.

I could do with the other signs, or just stick to getting naked in a club.

Ask me, I won't slap you

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Well in that case....

Walks up casually, makes eye contact to gain you attention.

And asks.

Do you want to have sex?

Yes.....I would love to have sex with you

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Why thank you very much

Just need to make plans to see if we can arrange this to happen then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Urban myths

Like pampas grass in the garden "

That's the one I was going to post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fish symbol on back off ur car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always thought it was that religious fish thing "

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