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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

if he was a swinger and not seeing hookers would you go with him lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I know know the meaning of the term "get a life".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

thats original yawnxxxxxxxx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Of course it is... I am the original polo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if he was a swinger and not seeing hookers would you go with him lol"

I can only base it on looks from the t.v. ~So ...... including his physical fitness yes...

I can't see him being so desparate as to partner up with some members from here though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i bet you taste sweet polo youve got a few holes then lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Oh if I only had £1 for everytime I had heard that one... I could afford to have Rooney as my housekeeper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A polo has ONE hole.

Come to think of it ......does it have a hole at all ?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"A polo has ONE hole.

Come to think of it ......does it have a hole at all ?

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It depends how old it is.... most have two doors and a hatchback.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always thought it to be a wonderful piece of marketing to sell a packet of sweets on the sole basis that they've saved production costs and sold it on as pure air.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

can you dig it uplol if its a hole lol polo

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I've always thought it to be a wonderful piece of marketing to sell a packet of sweets on the sole basis that they've saved production costs and sold it on as pure air. "

Do you remember when they sold polo holes... same price as polos but less than a quarter of the size... and people fell for it.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"can you dig it uplol if its a hole lol polo"

Dig what up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

a hole in the polo get it lolxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My head is hurting...

Look ......topologically speaking - even topographically come to think of it - a polo is an edge, a doughnut ....

It's complete! No hole.

My forehead is wrinkled. Mind you im sick as a pig - all sneeze n snot ....I need to stop thinking n eat soup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a hole in the polo get it lolxxxxxxxxxxx"

I need a recipe for moonshine if you would be so kind xxxx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"a hole in the polo get it lolxxxxxxxxxxx"

I think the answer is no..., you dig a hole (rather than dig a hole up) but I doubt you'd find a spade small enough to fit in the middle of a polo mint.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

dear granny crumpey i have always been a toy boy to older women please can you fix it for me to go with a granny from liverpool lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've always thought it to be a wonderful piece of marketing to sell a packet of sweets on the sole basis that they've saved production costs and sold it on as pure air.

Do you remember when they sold polo holes... same price as polos but less than a quarter of the size... and people fell for it."

Put enough spin on something and people will believe it.. and buy it.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Wayne Rooney gets more appealling by the minute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wayne Rooney gets more appealling by the minute."

Becuase he's a footballing God, good looking and with a physique like Adonis?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"Wayne Rooney gets more appealling by the minute.

Becuase he's a footballing God, good looking and with a physique like Adonis?"

Probably because he is better than the alternative....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Wayne Rooney gets more appealling by the minute.

Becuase he's a footballing God, good looking and with a physique like Adonis?"

Well.... he's young, has a fairly fit body, loaded and has all of his own hair and teeth... I can imagine worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dear granny crumpey i have always been a toy boy to older women please can you fix it for me to go with a granny from liverpool lol"

You'll find them very discerning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dear granny crumpey i have always been a toy boy to older women please can you fix it for me to go with a granny from liverpool lol

You'll find them very discerning. "

And oh so superior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmmmmmmmm nope - just discerning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wayne Rooney gets more appealling by the minute.

Becuase he's a footballing God, good looking and with a physique like Adonis?

Well.... he's young, has a fairly fit body, loaded and has all of his own hair and teeth... I can imagine worse."

You're such a slut sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wane rooney Wane Rooney?

dunno bout that?

would first like to chat?

he's fit.

but is he a bit of a nit?

can he speak words of honey?

or does he talk money?

or is he a looney, Wane Rooney?

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