FabSwingers.com forum: Things that put me off a profile

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Saying they are good looking.

Mentioning how big their cock is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but i am good looking, and have a huge cock.

I also am really good at deluding myself, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saying they are good looking.

Mentioning how big their cock is."

Setting their egos up for a hammering in many cases.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Saying they are good looking.

Mentioning how big their cock is.

Setting their egos up for a hammering in many cases."

What if it's their cocks they want hammered?

I don't like the profiles that say "will fill in later". They never do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones that are really bossy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saying they are good looking.

Mentioning how big their cock is.

Setting their egos up for a hammering in many cases.

What if it's their cocks they want hammered?

I don't like the profiles that say "will fill in later". They never do.

The 'fill in later' just screams fake to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saying they are good looking.

Mentioning how big their cock is."

I can't imagine a profile saying they are ugly with a tiny cock will get much attention .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones with dos n don's usually the in shouty capitals

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ones that are really bossy!"

Yes!! Giving a list of do's and don'ts. Does my bloody head in.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Saying they are good looking.

Mentioning how big their cock is.

Setting their egos up for a hammering in many cases.

What if it's their cocks they want hammered?

I don't like the profiles that say "will fill in later". They never do.

The 'fill in later' just screams fake to me."

I'm tempted to change my profile to 'will fill in later'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "I am a professional " never get that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its about confidence!

There are alot of women who claim they are sexy but too some people they may not be considered that...

Its all in the eye of the beholder I suppose

And how you feel about yourself is your opinion but it must be true if it is validated by other people rather than yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a good looking cock

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

People with a lack of a profile text.

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

And a no profile photo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst ones are from the women that demand everything a man should be but dont necessarily have the same qualities themselves!

That always has me wondering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The descriptive diatribe of what they will do when they meet you..... meh !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sense of humour and taking themselves too seriously, drama llamas, no imagination..... These things usually mean we're not going to get along like a tent on fire, let alone a house.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The worst ones are from the women that demand everything a man should be but dont necessarily have the same qualities themselves!

That always has me wondering"

I really don't have a cock. I insist on demanding one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol... i see where I failed to deliver...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles who's criteria I don't fit into. Really annoying.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

SHOUTY CAPITALS annoy me. As does too much punctuation. Or none at all. Or discrete when they mean discreet. Or defiantly when they mean definitely. None of these are deal breakers, but they do annoy me slightly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeh the fill in later ones I hate! Because if their too lazy to fill it then their likely too be lazy in the bedroom x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a classic the other day.

New user, her profile text consisted of one sentence which said 'No face pic or green tick don't bother' or words to that effect.

Guess what.

She had no profile pic, no public pics and wasn't cam, meet or photo verified and had been on the site for less than an hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bragging, mostly. And discussing their cock sizes. Or loads of close up pussy/cock shots. Nada.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saying they are good looking.

Mentioning how big their cock is.

I can't imagine a profile saying they are ugly with a tiny cock will get much attention .

Mine says that mine is average and I've always done alright...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The paragraphs about disclaimers and not giving permission for their profile text or pictures to be used. Seems pointless to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought people just looked at the pictures

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Profiles that are hidden but they still message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Demanding, miserable, up their own arses, no humour, no pictures... Names can be off-putting too..

Ie fatcumbucketcunt.. You get the drift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saying they are good looking.

Mentioning how big their cock is."

im good looking and have a big strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saying they are good looking.

Mentioning how big their cock is.

I can't imagine a profile saying they are ugly with a tiny cock will get much attention .

Mine says that mine is average and I've always done alright...

yeah but doesnt say you dance like your dad and occasionally wear shoes :P

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Demanding, miserable, up their own arses, no humour, no pictures... Names can be off-putting too..

Ie fatcumbucketcunt.. You get the drift

Oi that's my kik user name

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Saying they are good looking.

Mentioning how big their cock is.

I can't imagine a profile saying they are ugly with a tiny cock will get much attention .

Mine says that mine is average and I've always done alright...

yeah but doesnt say you dance like your dad and occasionally wear shoes :P"

Has he worn the shoes more than once?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Demanding, miserable, up their own arses, no humour, no pictures... Names can be off-putting too..

Ie fatcumbucketcunt.. You get the drift

Oi that's my kik user name

Oops! you don't look like you have a cumbucketcunt!!? Guess looks can be deceptive! ,

I'm off to unfab, your pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saying they are good looking.

Mentioning how big their cock is.

I can't imagine a profile saying they are ugly with a tiny cock will get much attention .

Mine says that mine is average and I've always done alright...

yeah but doesnt say you dance like your dad and occasionally wear shoes :P

Has he worn the shoes more than once?

I've worn them twice, I don't even know where they currently reside!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they have that Sydney University crap on and not much else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saying they are good looking.

Mentioning how big their cock is.

Setting their egos up for a hammering in many cases.

What if it's their cocks they want hammered?

I don't like the profiles that say "will fill in later". They never do.

The 'fill in later' just screams fake to me.

I'm tempted to change my profile to 'will fill in later'.

I had that for a while. No-one mailed me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a couple local to me that, in addition to their own individual profiles, have four profiles as a couple and the only verifications they have are from each account (although one of them has a webcam verification). That annoys me greatly.

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London

Nothing......

I'm finding as time goes by, less and less about this world bothers me....

I do dislike poor service though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't like people who list quite rudely who they don't want to meet. For me particlarly, rude comments about larger ladies. I have some times blocked them. That'll save them the discomfort of having to look at my pictures.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Ones that are really bossy!

Yes!! Giving a list of do's and don'ts. Does my bloody head in."

Yes, this. Lots and lots of women do this. So unappealing. Even if I could pass all their ridiculous demands and get a meet with such a goddess (

) I wouldn't want it. They're obviously so far up their own arses. Makes them sound like an absolute nightmare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saying they are good looking.

Mentioning how big their cock is.

Setting their egos up for a hammering in many cases.

What if it's their cocks they want hammered?

I don't like the profiles that say "will fill in later". They never do.

The 'fill in later' just screams fake to me.

I'm tempted to change my profile to 'will fill in later'.

I had that for a while. No-one mailed me.

Try 'fill me in, later', see what that gets you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything demanding and lists I find tedious.

Shouty CAPS and I'm clicking off.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Ones that are really bossy!

Yes!! Giving a list of do's and don'ts. Does my bloody head in.

Yes, this. Lots and lots of women do this. So unappealing. Even if I could pass all their ridiculous demands and get a meet with such a goddess (

) I wouldn't want it. They're obviously so far up their own arses. Makes them sound like an absolute nightmare!"

Sorry, but have you tried being a woman on here? In Aberdeen especially with men continuously visiting on business? If my profile makes me sound like I am up my arse? So be it, I don't care, I just like to TRY and cut out the dross from contacting me on the basis they think I am a free prostitute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's mostly names that put me off too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photo's of naked appendages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's mostly names that put me off too

This as well for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We cannot stand the arrogant buggers who tell single guys to "Dooooooo one" - they have a right to be here. Would anyone want to meet such odorous people even if you are a female or couple?

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By *44bertCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

People who post that stupid Sydney University disclaimer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boobies!

But boobies are awesome!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boobies!

But boobies are awesome!"

You don't like mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney university/"legal disclaimer" bollocks, inability to spell discreet, whingey status, cock and socks, shouty or bossy, numbered lists of dos and don'ts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ones that are really bossy!

Yes!! Giving a list of do's and don'ts. Does my bloody head in.

Yes, this. Lots and lots of women do this. So unappealing. Even if I could pass all their ridiculous demands and get a meet with such a goddess (

) I wouldn't want it. They're obviously so far up their own arses. Makes them sound like an absolute nightmare!

Do you think it works? (Genuine question). I've always been of the opinion that it doesn't deter the dross, but might deter the kind of bloke you might actually want to meet. I could be entirely wrong though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boobies!

But boobies are awesome!

You don't like mine

Can't like everything...

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Ones that are really bossy!

Yes!! Giving a list of do's and don'ts. Does my bloody head in.

Yes, this. Lots and lots of women do this. So unappealing. Even if I could pass all their ridiculous demands and get a meet with such a goddess (

) I wouldn't want it. They're obviously so far up their own arses. Makes them sound like an absolute nightmare!

That's a very good point Anna. What sort of guy do you end up with at the end it all? That's assuming anyone ever does make it through such a Total Wipeout-style assault course of questions! As soon as most guys (including no doubt many decent guys) see the list they'll just click off without even reading it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boobies!

But boobies are awesome!

You don't like mine

Can't like everything..."

I think that's a very impressive rack!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Ones that are really bossy!

Yes!! Giving a list of do's and don'ts. Does my bloody head in.

Yes, this. Lots and lots of women do this. So unappealing. Even if I could pass all their ridiculous demands and get a meet with such a goddess (

) I wouldn't want it. They're obviously so far up their own arses. Makes them sound like an absolute nightmare!

My profile isn't ranty, it does have do not contact me if.....

Does it work? Mostly, I have been told it/I can be a bit intimidating, if that is the case it just works as another filter, because I don't want to meet guys that are intimidated by me. I want to meet guys equal to me, if I miss out on some guys, then that is a risk I am willing to take. As they obviously weren't for me in the first place, just my way of thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saying they are good looking.

Mentioning how big their cock is.

I can't imagine a profile saying they are ugly with a tiny cock will get much attention .

Mine says that mine is average and I've always done alright...

yeah but doesnt say you dance like your dad and occasionally wear shoes :P

Has he worn the shoes more than once?

I've worn them twice, I don't even know where they currently reside!"

Wear them i might meet u

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"Ones that are really bossy!

Yes!! Giving a list of do's and don'ts. Does my bloody head in.

Yes, this. Lots and lots of women do this. So unappealing. Even if I could pass all their ridiculous demands and get a meet with such a goddess (

) I wouldn't want it. They're obviously so far up their own arses. Makes them sound like an absolute nightmare!

I always read a list i think everyone should have them. They give the reader an idea if they have a chance of not or what the person is into which can turn some reader on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ones that are really bossy!

Yes!! Giving a list of do's and don'ts. Does my bloody head in.

Yes, this. Lots and lots of women do this. So unappealing. Even if I could pass all their ridiculous demands and get a meet with such a goddess (

) I wouldn't want it. They're obviously so far up their own arses. Makes them sound like an absolute nightmare!

My profile isn't ranty, it does have do not contact me if.....

(I hadn't actually read it, was just going by your reaction to the post you were replying to). Intimidating may be a different thing to ranty - I can totally understand not wanting to meet wimpy or easily intimidated men. I just know if I was a man, and I'd want to hope I wasn't completely desperate, if a profile gave me even a hint of having to jump through hoops or being at a disadvantage from the start, I wouldn't even bother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saying they are good looking.

Mentioning how big their cock is.

I can't imagine a profile saying they are ugly with a tiny cock will get much attention .

Mine says that mine is average and I've always done alright...

yeah but doesnt say you dance like your dad and occasionally wear shoes :P

Has he worn the shoes more than once?

I've worn them twice, I don't even know where they currently reside!

Wear them i might meet u

That means I'll be spending tomorrow clearing out my wardrobe (2 second job) or the loft (massive undertaking!). I'll let you know in due course!...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Boobies!

But boobies are awesome!

You don't like mine

Can't like everything..."

What if you're exposed to them on a regular basis, building up your tolerance and then making you dependent on them?

I'll start with a bra shot and see how you get on with that.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

a hint of drama........

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

The ones with lists!

List for do's

And

lists for dont's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saying they are good looking.

Mentioning how big their cock is.

I can't imagine a profile saying they are ugly with a tiny cock will get much attention .

Mine says that mine is average and I've always done alright...

yeah but doesnt say you dance like your dad and occasionally wear shoes :P

Has he worn the shoes more than once?

I've worn them twice, I don't even know where they currently reside!

Wear them i might meet u

That means I'll be spending tomorrow clearing out my wardrobe (2 second job) or the loft (massive undertaking!). I'll let you know in due course!...

Lol shame its the disobey tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boobies!

But boobies are awesome!"

Yeah but if a profile has boobies I ain't interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always read a list i think everyone should have them. They give the reader an idea if they have a chance of not or what the person is into which can turn some reader on."

I would hate to have a list. I have a few things I'm not into that I specify, but I won't put a detailed list of criteria on there, because then I feel you run the risk of people telling you exactly what they think you want to hear, rather than approaching you as themselves, with honesty about their situation or likes/dislikes.

Anyway my profile with its lack of lists works well for me, even in Newcastle, the stag do "I'm just in town on Saturday night" capital of the country.

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London

"People who post that stupid Sydney University disclaimer. "

The legal disclaimer does have a purpose.

It's probably more effective in the states, but...

If a lawyer decides to contact you to be part of a class action for $200M, it would destroy almost any institution...

This happens all the time.

After 5 years living back in the UK I still get emails saying I am in a class action for 100s of millions of dollars.... My "reward" would be about $17, but the whole thing is huge.

And the lawyers make huge amounts doing this.

Here, I don't know?

But still... Annoy you?

Being annoyed by someone's profile is like being annoyed by the ingredients of Coca-Cola.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saying they are good looking.

Mentioning how big their cock is.

I can't imagine a profile saying they are ugly with a tiny cock will get much attention .

Mine says that mine is average and I've always done alright...

yeah but doesnt say you dance like your dad and occasionally wear shoes :P

Has he worn the shoes more than once?

I've worn them twice, I don't even know where they currently reside!

Wear them i might meet u

That means I'll be spending tomorrow clearing out my wardrobe (2 second job) or the loft (massive undertaking!). I'll let you know in due course!...

Lol shame its the disobey tomorrow

If they're in the loft it'll be Wednesday before I find them anyway!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

My profile isn't ranty, it does have do not contact me if.....

If I was a bloke I wouldn't be jumping through hoops either! My reaction was in a way a comment to the 'up their own arse'

I have been told by friends that, that is what they initially thought before getting to know me, so just my way of trying to cut down my messages rather than increasing them by coming across all warm and fuzzy and up for anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saying they are good looking.

Mentioning how big their cock is.

I can't imagine a profile saying they are ugly with a tiny cock will get much attention .

Mine says that mine is average and I've always done alright...

yeah but doesnt say you dance like your dad and occasionally wear shoes :P

Has he worn the shoes more than once?

I've worn them twice, I don't even know where they currently reside!

Wear them i might meet u

That means I'll be spending tomorrow clearing out my wardrobe (2 second job) or the loft (massive undertaking!). I'll let you know in due course!...

Lol shame its the disobey tomorrow

If they're in the loft it'll be Wednesday before I find them anyway!

Useless u are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boobies!

But boobies are awesome!

Yeah but if a profile has boobies I ain't interested

I don't have that problem. Yours are definitely worthy of interest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saying they are good looking.

Mentioning how big their cock is.

I can't imagine a profile saying they are ugly with a tiny cock will get much attention .

Mine says that mine is average and I've always done alright...

yeah but doesnt say you dance like your dad and occasionally wear shoes :P

Has he worn the shoes more than once?

I've worn them twice, I don't even know where they currently reside!

Wear them i might meet u

That means I'll be spending tomorrow clearing out my wardrobe (2 second job) or the loft (massive undertaking!). I'll let you know in due course!...

Lol shame its the disobey tomorrow

If they're in the loft it'll be Wednesday before I find them anyway!

Useless u are

What's wrong with Adidas Samba's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile isn't ranty, it does have do not contact me if.....

If I was a bloke I wouldn't be jumping through hoops either! My reaction was in a way a comment to the 'up their own arse'

if it works, that's great. I don't think it's an either/or - there can be a happy medium.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ones that are really bossy!

Yes!! Giving a list of do's and don'ts. Does my bloody head in.

Yes, this. Lots and lots of women do this. So unappealing. Even if I could pass all their ridiculous demands and get a meet with such a goddess (

) I wouldn't want it. They're obviously so far up their own arses. Makes them sound like an absolute nightmare!

Perhaps the 'rules' of Open Space apply?

The Host (or profile writer here) announces and convenes a conversation (their profile).

The Participant (reader of the profile) participates in the conversation.

The Bumble Bee (another reader) moves between the conversations and cross pollinates (perhaps they are the party organisers here).

The Butterfly (yet another reader) takes time out and reflects (and decides not to engage at all).

The principles of open space are that:

* whoever comes are the right people

* whatever happens is the only thing that could have happened (with that particular combination of interactions)

* when it starts it starts

* when it's over, it's over - the law of two feet (if you don't like it walk away).

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By *helsea 22Woman
over a year ago

barnsley

"Saying they are good looking.

Mentioning how big their cock is."

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

My profile isn't ranty, it does have do not contact me if.....

If I was a bloke I wouldn't be jumping through hoops either! My reaction was in a way a comment to the 'up their own arse'

if it works, that's great. I don't think it's an either/or - there can be a happy medium. "
i think the hardest thing to do when writing a profile is to state what you like without sounding agresive. That's the problem i had with my original profile.

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By *rincess2015Couple
over a year ago

Salisbury

Profiles that state they don't reply to profiles without pics...yet they don't have any public ones themselves. That winds me up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ones that are really bossy!

Yes!! Giving a list of do's and don'ts. Does my bloody head in.

Yes, this. Lots and lots of women do this. So unappealing. Even if I could pass all their ridiculous demands and get a meet with such a goddess (

) I wouldn't want it. They're obviously so far up their own arses. Makes them sound like an absolute nightmare!

My profile isn't ranty, it does have do not contact me if.....

I've seen far worse. Starts off with the usual negativity that I've come to expect. I got about a third of the way down and saw the second o that's me out then. The first being I'm out of your age range. Carried on reading anyway and I actually think it's a good read. I wouldn't say it was intimidating at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am what I am, I don't pretend I'm something I'm not and am upfront about everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles that state they don't reply to profiles without pics...yet they don't have any public ones themselves. That winds me up!"

O god yes. Instant next!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We cannot stand the arrogant buggers who tell single guys to "Dooooooo one" - they have a right to be here. Would anyone want to meet such odorous people even if you are a female or couple? "

Jog on.... That expression screams arrogance. Hate it.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

" My profile isn't ranty, it does have do not contact me if.....

Thank you I don't think it is either, just what I've been told, but I will continue with it for now

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By *ave1977Man
over a year ago

Mid Cheshire

I hate profiles that say

"Not looking for single men"

Ha ha ha ha only messing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" My profile isn't ranty, it does have do not contact me if.....

Thank you I don't think it is either, just what I've been told, but I will continue with it for now

Fussy pants!!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

" My profile isn't ranty, it does have do not contact me if.....

Thank you I don't think it is either, just what I've been told, but I will continue with it for now

Fussy pants!!

That's me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Men getting all ranty in their profiles about how rude it is for their messages not to be replied to, even if it's just a no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been complimented on my profile many times, never got me laid though. Seriously, it's pictures, pictures, pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been complimented on my profile many times, never got me laid though. Seriously, it's pictures, pictures, pictures

"
Yep you can get meets with just pictures

and no txt on your profile

anybody can write bullxxxx about themselves on here

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

But I pride myself on my ability to produce readable bullshit.

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

Mine is long but easy to read (i think) if people find it too long or too difficult to understand then we obviously arnt going to be a meeting of minds or bodies either xx

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

Guys describing themselves as attractive & using terms like, stud,stallion etc..

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Guys describing themselves as attractive & using terms like, stud,stallion etc.."

Thoroughbred Ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I pride myself on my ability to produce readable bullshit.

Yours is excellent readable bullshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any sort of diatribe against (usually) single males.I understand that lots of males don't read profiles or send crappy messages,but more often than not I won't engage with those couples/females.

Up their own arse profiles,bad spelling and grammar...

Not much really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it has got too be the big burst couches pics and the big homer simpson lips pic's .

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By *epper123Woman
over a year ago

London

The ones where you have to quote a code word to gain access to the chosen one ....

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Mine it always pisses me off no matter what I put

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People referring to themselves in the 3rd person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ones that are really bossy!

Yes!! Giving a list of do's and don'ts. Does my bloody head in."

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By *ionaandshrekCouple
over a year ago

ware

"But I pride myself on my ability to produce readable bullshit.

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great bull shit. Just my cup of tea x licks f xx

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

The one that sticks in my my mind was the one with the bloke taking a cock shot, there was a toilet behind him with a floater in it...even thinking about it now makes me queasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men pretending to be straight.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Boasting theyre the best shag, lol.

Fill in later or 'never know what to write here', so they dont.

Or full of vagueness, revealing nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouty ones with more rules and stipulations than the Highway Code.

Lazy "fill it in later" ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The "I am a professional " never get that!

Yeh like professional what? Lil

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