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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

everywhere! Ewwww! Gone out for a fag and I can't even sit down because there's so many!

Makes me cringe!

What creepy crawleys (or sliders?) freak you out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

none to be honest I don't mind anything like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I walked into my kitchen one night and squashed one

It was lucky I had shoes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I walked into my kitchen one night and squashed one

It was lucky I had shoes on "

Oh God! I remember standing on one without shoes or socks on.

Slimey little fecker squiged between my toes.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

I'm with you on slugs, yuck.

I found one in my sons pocket when doing the wash check... he is 6... and yes we had a long talk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasps and bees make me dance around like a twat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sprinkle slug pellets around your gaff.......that sorts the little fuckers out.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"I walked into my kitchen one night and squashed one

It was lucky I had shoes on "

Funny you should say that !! I stood on a big bloody one on the Decking the other night and I had no shoes on..

Thought I had stood on dog shit for a few seconds.. But then I thought that the dog don't shit on the decking !!

squashed right between my toes as well (Boak)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sprinkle slug pellets around your gaff.......that sorts the little fuckers out."

I pour bleach on step that usually stops them coming into the house

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I don't like anything that stings. Other than that I'm not too bothered, though slugs are pretty gross. I'll quite happily handle spiders etc. I don't like to squish them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too laid back to be freaked out by the likes of those things, now Rats on the other hand do, if I saw one of those things I'd run off screaming like a big girls arse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Slimey little fecker squiged between my toes. "

I've come across this situation before

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I stood on a huge slug in my mums kitchen a few weeks ago.. I had socks on but I was too busy screaming at the guts pouring out of it to clean it up... I blamed the cat

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Slugs make good mustachios

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By *ricerMan
over a year ago

Stockton-on-Tees

I can cope with slugs but not keen on them in the house, but I detest leeches!!

Thing about slugs is that satisfying scream when you burn them!!

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I tried to burn a snail the other day.. But my niece told me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One way to catch slugs is to place Melon or Grapefruit skins upside down in your borders. Collect em in the morning and lob em away.

Another is to catch the horny fuckers climbing up trees once it gets dark.

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

They're not getting in the house. Yet. It's just the front step where I smoke.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Stick a jar half full with Real ale in some soil and the slugs will be attracted to it instead of your lettuce leaves

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

We have a wasp net in the bit under the roof just a I've the back door. A bit inconsiderate of them really.

As for slugs rock salt is the answer!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"We have a wasp net in the bit under the roof just a I've the back door. A bit inconsiderate of them really.

As for slugs rock salt is the answer!"

*nest* even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, slugs love beer so the next time you feel like vomiting on the way home from the pub, do it in someone's garden and if they complain, tell em it's to keep the slug population down.

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford


"everywhere! Ewwww! Gone out for a fag and I can't even sit down because there's so many!

Makes me cringe!

What creepy crawleys (or sliders?) freak you out? "
. They don't bother me , but the damage that they can do to tender shoots can be disastrous . I have laid lots of slug poison in all my gardens . I don't plant lots of plants to feed the slugs .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"none to be honest I don't mind anything like that "

I take lots creepycrawlie pics.

though..I hate earwigs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tried to burn a snail the other day.. But my niece told me off "

I hope giant aliens come down and view in the same way....

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

go around often when coming to dusk with the kitchen salt as best way to get them

one thing I will say snails and slugs love conifers as you will find a whole nest of them in them

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You can get adhesive copper tape that slugs and snails wont cross, due to an electric shock that they get. Cheap, doesnt involve killing, as its just a deterrent. Works anywhere you can stick it to as a barrier. Under door ledges?

I hate touching the slimy things, yuck.

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

If electrocution is the answer I'll just leave my mates hairdryer on the door step.. Fucker nearly took my hand off when I unplugged it!

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By *ristol HellfireMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Create a beer trap; goodbye slugs.

BH

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By *ristol HellfireMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"Slugs make good mustachios "

Yup, they can independently wiggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can dig a small hole is wet grass and pour cheap beer like bavaria in a used cup, then place that cup full of cheap beer in that hole come back to it in 24 hours you'll see at least 20 dead slugs and snails that drowned in cheap beer, it works quite well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think slugs are the big things I hate.

Coffee grinds, beer slops, copper tape, Vaseline....all protect against them. I love salting them. Big fun

Flys annoy me.

Most other bugs are fine. Spiders and bees I love.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"Thing about slugs is that satisfying scream when you burn them!! "

That's Cruel.. They are one of our living creatures

Scoop them up and Throw them into a field or something for other wildlife to feast upon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did the beer thing, drowned loads of slugs and then not only felt incredibly guilty at killing them but they made a right ole fecking mess!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are slugs homeless snails

keep ya dogs away from them though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind slugs/snails etc. But a spider or fly comes near me I'm off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"are slugs homeless snails

keep ya dogs away from them though "

Yes they're shell-less snails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squishing a slug is nothing to crunching a snail in your bare feet

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"are slugs homeless snails

keep ya dogs away from them though

Yes they're shell-less snails."

but I never see the empty fooking shells in my garden.... Explain laydee please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"are slugs homeless snails

keep ya dogs away from them though

Yes they're shell-less snails.

but I never see the empty fooking shells in my garden.... Explain laydee please "

maybe there's a housing shortage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moths...not the faffy ones that have powdery wings but those big fat bastards that look like they're on 'roids and crunch when you smash them with a slipper like they have bones! Ewwwwwwwww!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"are slugs homeless snails

keep ya dogs away from them though

Yes they're shell-less snails.

but I never see the empty fooking shells in my garden.... Explain laydee please "

Well I'm no expert but they start off the same molluscs and then it's something to do with calcium, snails have it hence the shell and slugs don't need it, hence no shell

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"are slugs homeless snails

keep ya dogs away from them though

Yes they're shell-less snails.

but I never see the empty fooking shells in my garden.... Explain laydee please

maybe there's a housing shortage "

you sound like a Tory

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Fuckers in my ashtray tonight! Bastards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuckers in my ashtray tonight! Bastards! "

they're getting their nicotine fix too

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

It would seem so. I wouldn't mind so much but I touched it when I picked it up ewwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree on the slugs, bloody hate them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must find glasses I thought the heading was shags. ..got giddy for a moment.

Slugs are ewww standing on them in bare feet are gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slugs n snails don't bother me, the destruction they cause does tho, now midges or horse flies get on my tits big time , biting little bastards !!

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