FabSwingers.com forum: The flirting thread ;-)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

C'mon then, get ya best lines out. Super cheese comin up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was your dad a thief?

Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C'mon then, get ya best lines out. Super cheese comin up!"

You look nice, whats your name?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Do ya believe in love at first sight, or will I walk past again

(now where is the wee vomit facey man???)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat penguin .........sorry just wanted to say something that would break the ice

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Are ya' dancin'!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Poof I'm here! What were your other wishes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are ya' dancin'!?

With you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get ya coat ya pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poof I'm here! What were your other wishes?"

Can I call you Jacob? Because you look like a cracker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was your dad a thief?

Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mrs hot geordie..

you're the bestestest of all the women on this site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen the veri you're mum gave me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/05/15 21:06:15]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck. No? I guess a blow jobs out of the question then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you we're a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you we're a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple :D

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Heres 60p ring ur mum to let her know you wont be home tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poof I'm here! What were your other wishes?

Can I call you Jacob? Because you look like a cracker."

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear. It must be (how far away are you?) That many hours fast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you we're a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple :D"

Alternatively,

If you were a fruit, you could have my seeds on the inside.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"mrs hot geordie..

you're the bestestest of all the women on this site."

Aaaaaw you're my fav now

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Hey, good lookin' what ya got cookin'...Nothing? Oh, well I shall have to find something else to nibble on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fat penguin .........sorry just wanted to say something that would break the ice

I like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poof I'm here! What were your other wishes?

Can I call you Jacob? Because you look like a cracker.

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear. It must be (how far away are you?) That many hours fast!"

My cock is like Rubiks Cube, the longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your lips look lonely ~ would they like to meet mine....

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By *r jblMan
over a year ago

from parts unknown

Have ya got any West Indian in ta?

Answer:- no

Would you like some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fat penguin .........sorry just wanted to say something that would break the ice

I like this

thats worth the wank alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your lips look lonely ~ would they like to meet mine....

"
you talking to me ;0)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever ridden on a white horse?

Giddyap!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your lips look lonely ~ would they like to meet mine....

Poetic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poof I'm here! What were your other wishes?

Can I call you Jacob? Because you look like a cracker.

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear. It must be (how far away are you?) That many hours fast!

My cock is like Rubiks Cube, the longer you play with it, the harder it gets."

It takes me hours and hours to do a rubiks cube - sometimes days....

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

So what would you like for breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So what would you like for breakfast?

Pancakes - tossed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm 95, have serious heart conditions, have loads of money and no family.

Would you like a drink?

^ that's gotta work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you prefer you 'salad tossed'?

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"C'mon then, get ya best lines out. Super cheese comin up!"

i c b arsed... So do you fancy it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you on?.... No.... Good, fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you prefer you 'salad tossed'?"

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you on?.... No.... Good, fancy a fuck"

Hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your lips look lonely ~ would they like to meet mine....

Awwwww... That would work.

Guess what I'm wearing?

Just the smile you gave me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

Like they'd get any sleep with you!

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

*walks up to you in the pub with another ice cube hidden in my hand.

*drops ice cube on the floor and stands on it.

"now I've broken the ice you gonna tell me your name"

And the one I never had the balls to use....

What's your star sign?

I'm an Aries, the ram

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your lips look lonely ~ would they like to meet mine....

Awwwww... That would work.

Guess what I'm wearing?

Just the smile you gave me

Hahahahaha that's sooo cheesy!!

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By *tockings and heels loverMan
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Shall we have some fun I have the F and N all I need is U

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

Like they'd get any sleep with you! "

You say that like it's a bad thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

Like they'd get any sleep with you!

You say that like it's a bad thing!

my feet are cold, can I borrow your socks ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got tits like spanners - they're making my nuts tighten..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess what I'm wearing?

Just the smile you gave me

Hahahahaha that's sooo cheesy!!"

Classy, if you were words on a page, you'd be the FINE PRINT!

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

If I could give you anything it would be all 25 letters of the alphabet.

There's 26 letters in the alphabet?

I forgot the d, I'll give you that later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

Like they'd get any sleep with you!

You say that like it's a bad thing!

Boldie, would you sleep with a stranger?

No?

Hi, I'm ThingTwo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess what I'm wearing?

Just the smile you gave me

Hahahahaha that's sooo cheesy!!

Classy, if you were words on a page, you'd be the FINE PRINT!

Okay cheesefest it is!!

Do you thighs hurt from running through my dreams all night...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay cheesefest it is!!

Do you thighs hurt from running through my dreams all night...

You make me wish I wasn't gay

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Okay cheesefest it is!!

Do you thighs hurt from running through my dreams all night...

You make me wish I wasn't gay "

If you were a woman, I'd so have sex with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C'mon then, get ya best lines out. Super cheese comin up!"

Like the Toon, am gannin doon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay cheesefest it is!!

Do you thighs hurt from running through my dreams all night...

You make me wish I wasn't gay

If you were a woman, I'd so have sex with you.

"
your legs would look amazing either side of my head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"C'mon then, get ya best lines out. Super cheese comin up!

Like the Toon, am gannin doon

Lmao there's a joke somewhere about staying up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a woman, I'd so have sex with you.

Ligeia, you like music, I like music; I bet we can get into some serious Treble together.

(even I groaned at that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get ya coat ya pulled

Guaranteed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C'mon then, get ya best lines out. Super cheese comin up!

Like the Toon, am gannin doon

Lmao there's a joke somewhere about staying up..."

I'm gannin hiem this weekend wanna see if ya can keep me up pet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"C'mon then, get ya best lines out. Super cheese comin up!

Like the Toon, am gannin doon

Lmao there's a joke somewhere about staying up...

I'm gannin hiem this weekend wanna see if ya can keep me up pet?

I'm confident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C'mon then, get ya best lines out. Super cheese comin up!

Like the Toon, am gannin doon

Lmao there's a joke somewhere about staying up...

I'm gannin hiem this weekend wanna see if ya can keep me up pet?

I'm confident

I'm cheeky I want to find out

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By *hris n AnnaCouple
over a year ago

edinburghish

"Fat penguin .........sorry just wanted to say something that would break the ice

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Ha ha chuckling here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"C'mon then, get ya best lines out. Super cheese comin up!

Like the Toon, am gannin doon

Lmao there's a joke somewhere about staying up...

I'm gannin hiem this weekend wanna see if ya can keep me up pet?

I'm confident

I'm cheeky I want to find out

Maybe you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C'mon then, get ya best lines out. Super cheese comin up!

Like the Toon, am gannin doon

Lmao there's a joke somewhere about staying up...

I'm gannin hiem this weekend wanna see if ya can keep me up pet?

I'm confident

I'm cheeky I want to find out

Maybe you can

Would be canny like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your dad an artist because your a fine piece of work x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

Like they'd get any sleep with you!

You say that like it's a bad thing!

Boldie, would you sleep with a stranger?

No?

Hi, I'm ThingTwo "

Haha, brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those socks would look just as good around my back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C'mon then, get ya best lines out. Super cheese comin up!"

Is your daddy a farmer? Cause you sure know how to raise the cocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"C'mon then, get ya best lines out. Super cheese comin up!

Is your daddy a farmer? Cause you sure know how to raise the cocks "

Hahaha very good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C'mon then, get ya best lines out. Super cheese comin up!

Is your daddy a farmer? Cause you sure know how to raise the cocks

Hahaha very good!"

Oh I have a lot more where those came from... Aha they are just so cheesy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"C'mon then, get ya best lines out. Super cheese comin up!

Is your daddy a farmer? Cause you sure know how to raise the cocks

Hahaha very good!

Oh I have a lot more where those came from... Aha they are just so cheesy x"

Lol well don't be shy....;-) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no, I've lost my number, can I have yours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh no, I've lost my number, can I have yours?"

Lol simple but funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these are brilliant, keep 'em coming, I need the inspiration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of these are brilliant, keep 'em coming, I need the inspiration

LadyLily, can you send me your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Thing two I'm not wearing any socks...and I'm wearing matching knickers too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your clothes would look good on my bedroom floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thing two I'm not wearing any socks...and I'm wearing matching knickers too

Well Miss von Tease, to continue the Santa theme, YOU are the reason Santa has a naughty list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come here........ Please x

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Come here........ Please x "

KnightSlayr you just made me come with your little finger...can't wait to see what you can do with the rest of them

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

Perdita Von Tease, you look like you need some 1st aid, let us give you the kiss of life and the ride of your life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those breasts army real!!

Later.... Go on prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hotgeordiecple...

I work for 118, your number is missing from our directory, could you write it down for me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come here........ Please x "

Lol to the point!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hotgeordiecple...

I work for 118, your number is missing from our directory, could you write it down for me?

Is your name google? Coz you have everything I'm searching for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hotgeordiecple...

I work for 118, your number is missing from our directory, could you write it down for me?

Is your name google? Coz you have everything I'm searching for

my engine is fully Chrome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hotgeordiecple...

I work for 118, your number is missing from our directory, could you write it down for me?

Is your name google? Coz you have everything I'm searching for

my engine is fully Chrome

Mines a good runner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi, my names Shel but you can call me tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's a math lesson

You + us - clothes \ legs x orgasms = an awesome night.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Hi, my names Shel but you can call me tonight

Can I call you mushroom?

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I've just got a new bed, you want to help me make sure it's a good one?

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Hi, my names Shel but you can call me tonight

Hello tonight, you can call me anytime x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi, my names Shel but you can call me tonight

Can I call you mushroom?"

So you can keep me in the dark and feed me shit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi, my names Shel but you can call me tonight

Hello tonight, you can call me anytime x"

Hi anytime

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