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"When someone brags about the fact they own 3 homes, luxury cars and have numerous holidays abroad each year...then follow those statements up with this cracker- "I'm not flash." Oh...just doing an impression of a flash git then?! ![]() Reminds me of Harry Enfield, where the character would then go, 'considerably richer than yeow' in a Brummie accent ![]() | |||
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"When someone brags about the fact they own 3 homes, luxury cars and have numerous holidays abroad each year...then follow those statements up with this cracker- "I'm not flash." Oh...just doing an impression of a flash git then?! ![]() ![]() Loved the Harry Enfield show! But that was actually funny, rather than laughable! ![]() | |||
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"Spare us a fiver for a cuppa please Guv ![]() They must be living in cloud cuckoo land! Never known a cuppa to cost a fiver! | |||
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"Spare us a fiver for a cuppa please Guv ![]() Never had a large coffee in Starbucks then ![]() | |||
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"Spare us a fiver for a cuppa please Guv ![]() ![]() No I haven't. I usually drink an Americano with hot milk (semi skimmed) when we're in there, which is often ![]() | |||
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"Just passing through to watch the tumble!" Not too dissimilar from the 'I have a 9in cock, is that big'? type thread! Yes, son, you know full well it is! ![]() | |||
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"Just passing through to watch the tumble! Not too dissimilar from the 'I have a 9in cock, is that big'? type thread! Yes, son, you know full well it is! ![]() Why do people post those?! I mean...it's like me asking if I have big tits at bra size 38GG. ![]() | |||
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"Spare us a fiver for a cuppa please Guv ![]() Sorry, meant a couple of beers ![]() | |||
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""Oh you're from Scotland, its cold and rains a lot up there doesn't it" Because England is fucking tropical isnt it. ![]() Hahaha ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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""Oh you're from Scotland, its cold and rains a lot up there doesn't it" Because England is fucking tropical isnt it. ![]() To be fair, every time i've been to scotland (many, family) it has pissed down with rain and been really cold. Even in the middle of summer. So actually down here in the south east it's pretty damned gorgeous in comparison! | |||
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"Most circumstances where the sentence begins with, 'I'm not being rude but....' ![]() ![]() Everything before the 'but' is bullshit. Im not homophobic but.. im not racist but... im not angry but... We all know people that do it. Its just trying to minimise the statement that follows. | |||
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""Oh you're from Scotland, its cold and rains a lot up there doesn't it" Because England is fucking tropical isnt it. ![]() It does rain more in West Scotland but where countryside where I live has record temps for hottest place in UK. Probably because of altitude. ![]() | |||
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"Most circumstances where the sentence begins with, 'I'm not being rude but....' ![]() ![]() Agreed. | |||
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