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By *trawberry-pop OP   Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

When someone brags about the fact they own 3 homes, luxury cars and have numerous holidays abroad each year...then follow those statements up with this cracker- "I'm not flash." Oh...just doing an impression of a flash git then?!

What things do people say or do to you which you find laughable?!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"When someone brags about the fact they own 3 homes, luxury cars and have numerous holidays abroad each year...then follow those statements up with this cracker- "I'm not flash." Oh...just doing an impression of a flash git then?!

What things do people say or do to you which you find laughable?! "

Reminds me of Harry Enfield, where the character would then go, 'considerably richer than yeow' in a Brummie accent

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By *trawberry-pop OP   Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"When someone brags about the fact they own 3 homes, luxury cars and have numerous holidays abroad each year...then follow those statements up with this cracker- "I'm not flash." Oh...just doing an impression of a flash git then?!

What things do people say or do to you which you find laughable?!

Reminds me of Harry Enfield, where the character would then go, 'considerably richer than yeow' in a Brummie accent "

Loved the Harry Enfield show!

But that was actually funny, rather than laughable!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Spare us a fiver for a cuppa please Guv

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By *trawberry-pop OP   Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"Spare us a fiver for a cuppa please Guv "

They must be living in cloud cuckoo land! Never known a cuppa to cost a fiver!

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By *trawberry-pop OP   Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Just passing through to watch the tumble!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Spare us a fiver for a cuppa please Guv

They must be living in cloud cuckoo land! Never known a cuppa to cost a fiver!"

Never had a large coffee in Starbucks then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who boast about anything in life are losers xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spare us a fiver for a cuppa please Guv

They must be living in cloud cuckoo land! Never known a cuppa to cost a fiver!

Never had a large coffee in Starbucks then "

Have you seen how many calories are in Starbucks coffees??

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Spare us a fiver for a cuppa please Guv

They must be living in cloud cuckoo land! Never known a cuppa to cost a fiver!

Never had a large coffee in Starbucks then

Have you seen how many calories are in Starbucks coffees?? "

No I haven't. I usually drink an Americano with hot milk (semi skimmed) when we're in there, which is often . I expect some of the more exotic drinks are highly calorific.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just passing through to watch the tumble!"

Not too dissimilar from the 'I have a 9in cock, is that big'? type thread! Yes, son, you know full well it is!

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By *trawberry-pop OP   Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"Just passing through to watch the tumble!

Not too dissimilar from the 'I have a 9in cock, is that big'? type thread! Yes, son, you know full well it is! "

Why do people post those?!

I mean...it's like me asking if I have big tits at bra size 38GG.

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By *trawberry-pop OP   Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh you're from Scotland, its cold and rains a lot up there doesn't it"

Because England is fucking tropical isnt it.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Spare us a fiver for a cuppa please Guv

They must be living in cloud cuckoo land! Never known a cuppa to cost a fiver!"

Sorry, meant a couple of beers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Oh you're from Scotland, its cold and rains a lot up there doesn't it"

Because England is fucking tropical isnt it."

Hahaha

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By *trawberry-pop OP   Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


""Oh you're from Scotland, its cold and rains a lot up there doesn't it"

Because England is fucking tropical isnt it."

To be fair, every time i've been to scotland (many, family) it has pissed down with rain and been really cold. Even in the middle of summer. So actually down here in the south east it's pretty damned gorgeous in comparison!

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Most circumstances where the sentence begins with, 'I'm not being rude but....'

In fact, it's rationalising rudeness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most circumstances where the sentence begins with, 'I'm not being rude but....'

In fact, it's rationalising rudeness "

Everything before the 'but' is bullshit.

Im not homophobic but..

im not racist but...

im not angry but...

We all know people that do it. Its just trying to minimise the statement that follows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Oh you're from Scotland, its cold and rains a lot up there doesn't it"

Because England is fucking tropical isnt it.

To be fair, every time i've been to scotland (many, family) it has pissed down with rain and been really cold. Even in the middle of summer. So actually down here in the south east it's pretty damned gorgeous in comparison! "

It does rain more in West Scotland but where countryside where I live has

record temps for hottest place in UK. Probably because of altitude.

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By *trawberry-pop OP   Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"Most circumstances where the sentence begins with, 'I'm not being rude but....'

In fact, it's rationalising rudeness

Everything before the 'but' is bullshit.

Im not homophobic but..

im not racist but...

im not angry but...

We all know people that do it. Its just trying to minimise the statement that follows."

Agreed.

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