FabSwingers.com forum: Gentlemen / Boys : Before you meet a woman for fun, do you want to know how big her flange is?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For balance. And science.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"For balance. And science."

And how would it be measured?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't matter how big it is unless your cock is 10lb 4oz

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP, it's you isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, it's you isn't it?

I was thinking that as well.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Flange definition:

a projecting flat rim, collar, or rib on an object, serving for strengthening or attachment or (on a wheel) for maintaining position on a rail.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

There can only be one Lib from Hampshire surely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For balance. And science.

And how would it be measured?

Traffic cone and a magic marker.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There can only be one Lib from Hampshire surely

Hiding for four months though. That shows remarkable restraint.

I want to do that, "you're name is Libertine and I claim my £10" - can I?

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over a year ago

"There can only be one Lib from Hampshire surely

Hiding for four months though. That shows remarkable restraint.

I want to do that, "you're name is Libertine and I claim my £10" - can I?

Yeah go on

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I used to want to know, one for titillation (women would want to know the size of my cock so why not) and second - so I had an idea of positions in adv.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"For balance. And science.

And how would it be measured?

Traffic cone and a magic marker."

Or use the displacement method posited by Archimedes. Of course, for that you'd need a cock of known length and girth to measure the displacement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMAO I do think a device should be made to measure ladies, its only fair,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, I'm just interested in her bank balance

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"For balance. And science.

And how would it be measured?

Echo sounding?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"For balance. And science.

And how would it be measured?

Echo sounding?

Hello hello ello llo o o

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only guys with small cocks care about how big/deep a womans vagina is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And how would it be measured?

Echo sounding?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"LMAO I do think a device should be made to measure ladies, its only fair,

It has been.....a cock, but the measurements are flawed as is obvious on here

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"For balance. And science.

And how would it be measured?

Echo sounding?

Hello hello ello llo o o"

You'd only get a shh back from mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'd only get a shh back from mine

Queef?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wtf????????????? why would that matter? The lady is the important thing not the entrance!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"You'd only get a shh back from mine

Queef?"

I'm a lady I'll have you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wtf????????????? why would that matter? The lady is the important thing not the entrance!"

(It's a joke)

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"For balance. And science.

And how would it be measured?

Advice:

Do NOT use your sky remote.

It's a buggar having to press mrs ddc's belly-button whenever I want Bbc1

Mr ddc

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By *igsweatysackMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

"Only guys with small cocks care about how big/deep a womans vagina is."

Got a big 1 have you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look theres an easy way to measure a pussy....... Simply give her a good fisting whilst wearing your best watch, if you still have your watch when you have finished shes a keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For balance. And science.

And how would it be measured?

Advice:

Do NOT use your sky remote.

It's a buggar having to press mrs ddc's belly-button whenever I want Bbc1

Mr ddc"

Good job there's nothing worth watching on channel 5 then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say a vernier caliper is your best bet but surely it would depend if the flange was stretched or relaxed. You also need to take the thermal coefficient of skin into consideration. If you measured under load the distension could be huge lol

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"For balance. And science.

And how would it be measured?

Advice:

Do NOT use your sky remote.

It's a buggar having to press mrs ddc's belly-button whenever I want Bbc1

Mr ddc

Good job there's nothing worth watching on channel 5 then

It's amazing that by pressing the right buttons I can make her volume louder too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wtf????????????? why would that matter? The lady is the important thing not the entrance!"

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

If they reply with a measurement in light years it best not to meet in my experience...

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"If they reply with a measurement in light years it best not to meet in my experience...

Even scarier if you've got a cock that can make the Kessel run in 12 parsecs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back Lib

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Welcome back Lib

I tried. He claims he's all new and not Lib, despite the familiar start to this thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I tried. He claims he's all new and not Lib, despite the familiar start to this thread.

The ol' switcheroo is a classic though.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I tried. He claims he's all new and not Lib, despite the familiar start to this thread.

The ol' switcheroo is a classic though. "

Made classic on here by a(nother) Lib.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome back Lib

I tried. He claims he's all new and not Lib, despite the familiar start to this thread.

And you believed him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I tried. He claims he's all new and not Lib, despite the familiar start to this thread.

The ol' switcheroo is a classic though.

Made classic on here by a(nother) Lib. "

This guy sounds awesome. I hope all you ladies slept with him.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I tried. He claims he's all new and not Lib, despite the familiar start to this thread.

The ol' switcheroo is a classic though.

Made classic on here by a(nother) Lib.

This guy sounds awesome. I hope all you ladies slept with him."

I tried but he played it cool and kept me panting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried. He claims he's all new and not Lib, despite the familiar start to this thread.

The ol' switcheroo is a classic though.

Made classic on here by a(nother) Lib.

This guy sounds awesome. I hope all you ladies slept with him."

I did,he was amaaaaaaazing in bed. Biggest cock I ever came across in my life. I played hide the thimble in his chest hair

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I tried. He claims he's all new and not Lib, despite the familiar start to this thread.

The ol' switcheroo is a classic though.

Made classic on here by a(nother) Lib.

This guy sounds awesome. I hope all you ladies slept with him."

He was ghey.

Kept asking to nosh me off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, never met one that didn't fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried. He claims he's all new and not Lib, despite the familiar start to this thread.

The ol' switcheroo is a classic though.

Made classic on here by a(nother) Lib.

This guy sounds awesome. I hope all you ladies slept with him."

Not for want of trying

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I tried. He claims he's all new and not Lib, despite the familiar start to this thread.

The ol' switcheroo is a classic though.

Made classic on here by a(nother) Lib.

This guy sounds awesome. I hope all you ladies slept with him."

Nah, he probably snores.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For balance. And science.

And how would it be measured?

Depth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For balance. And science."

I guess we'll be asking the size of moobs for balance next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was standard practice? I have cans in a variety of sizes for demonstration purposes.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

I like my little Flange..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have they been exaggerating their sizes?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I like my little Flange..

See definition above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried. He claims he's all new and not Lib, despite the familiar start to this thread.

The ol' switcheroo is a classic though.

Made classic on here by a(nother) Lib.

This guy sounds awesome. I hope all you ladies slept with him.

Not for want of trying

Hahahahaha me too...

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

"I like my little Flange..

See definition above.

Totally Agree. The Flange was a Great Invention..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is definitely smaller than both a Wellington boot and a wizards sleeve - which I'm told are the standard unit of measurement for a lady's phalange??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't fit my fist in mine

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