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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Come on then, I'll take the whole lot of you on. I'm the best thing since slice bread. Argh...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I would normally accept your offer, but my meet is arriving in couple of hours, so on this occasion I'm afraid I'll have to sadly decline

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


" Come on then, I'll take the whole lot of you on. I'm the best thing since slice bread. Argh..."

Prefer uncut myself...

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I'll take your best thing since sliced bread, and up you a ploughman's.

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I would normally accept your offer, but my meet is arriving in couple of hours, so on this occasion I'm afraid I'll have to sadly decline "

Excuse kind sir, I was looking for more of a fist fight, not a playful fight amongst men.

So if that was an offer, thanks, but no

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London

We are talking bread, I think I've got to be careful here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if it's a fist fight you're after, step up and try your chances.

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Is that it!

I think I'll take up the first option and have a play fight amongst men.

Where is he!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

you might end up 'toast'...hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you be fighting naked?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Will you be fighting naked?"

good question...;)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Come on then, wrestle you for who goes on top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked fights in the showers, those where the days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naked fights in the showers, those where the days! "

Did you go to an all boys boarding school?

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Don't know about a fight, but 69???

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"Naked fights in the showers, those where the days! "

Reminded me of the Borat naked fighting scene, absolutely hilarious.

As for the fighting talk I'm sure if you have some butter to hand (for your bread) they'll be someone prepared to show you 'who's the daddy', lol.

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Will you be fighting naked?"

With a woman definitely not, I have a low attention threshold and may get distracted from my fight.

With a man, Em..

I've never done sword fighting before

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Will you be fighting naked?

With a woman definitely not, I have a low attention threshold and may get distracted from my fight.

With a man, Em..

I've never done sword fighting before "

Now, on here, "sword fighting" could be misconstrued...

I think Scotty was offering you a 69 further up the thread.

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Will you be fighting naked?

With a woman definitely not, I have a low attention threshold and may get distracted from my fight.

With a man, Em..

I've never done sword fighting before

Now, on here, "sword fighting" could be misconstrued...

I think Scotty was offering you a 69 further up the thread. "

I did pretend not to notice

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

mud wrestling is on my bucket list...but youre not interested in losing..hey ho..:P

hehehe

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here


"Will you be fighting naked?

With a woman definitely not, I have a low attention threshold and may get distracted from my fight.

With a man, Em..

I've never done sword fighting before

Now, on here, "sword fighting" could be misconstrued...

I think Scotty was offering you a 69 further up the thread.

I did pretend not to notice "

Treat them mean... Keep em keen !!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Is there a prize?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is there a prize?

"

He's got a great "prize".

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Is there a prize?

He's got a great "prize". "

It could end up battered and useless though!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is there a prize?

He's got a great "prize".

It could end up battered and useless though! "

It's got a valve to blow it up again.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Is there a prize?

He's got a great "prize".

It could end up battered and useless though!

It's got a valve to blow it up again.

"

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Is there a prize?

He's got a great "prize".

It could end up battered and useless though!

It's got a valve to blow it up again.

"

Excuse me, i am here you know

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"mud wrestling is on my bucket list...but youre not interested in losing..hey ho..:P

hehehe"

Em re wrestling sometimes the match is fixed and winner loses. So for the right circumstances ill tale a fall

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Is there a prize?

He's got a great "prize".

It could end up battered and useless though!

It's got a valve to blow it up again.

Excuse me, i am here you know"

Who said that?

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Is there a prize?

He's got a great "prize".

It could end up battered and useless though!

It's got a valve to blow it up again.

Excuse me, i am here you know

Who said that? "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is there a prize?

He's got a great "prize".

It could end up battered and useless though!

It's got a valve to blow it up again.

Excuse me, i am here you know"

Just get yourself over here and let's wrestle. I'll invite Scotty, just for you.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I'll just sit n watch *opens up the smallgeezers*

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'll just sit n watch *opens up the smallgeezers*"

And where did you pop from, you've come to kick a man when he's down.

That's not a fair fight

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"I'll just sit n watch *opens up the smallgeezers*

And where did you pop from, you've come to kick a man when he's down.

That's not a fair fight "

I wouldn't do that I'm minding my own, munching malteasers whilst you grapple, wrestle and other stuff with the folk here.... Just watching

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'll just sit n watch *opens up the smallgeezers*

And where did you pop from, you've come to kick a man when he's down.

That's not a fair fight

I wouldn't do that I'm minding my own, munching malteasers whilst you grapple, wrestle and other stuff with the folk here.... Just watching "

But am I winning

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naked fights in the showers, those where the days!

Did you go to an all boys boarding school? "

I did that is why i am terrified of women and like to dress in their underwear

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"I'll just sit n watch *opens up the smallgeezers*

And where did you pop from, you've come to kick a man when he's down.

That's not a fair fight

I wouldn't do that I'm minding my own, munching malteasers whilst you grapple, wrestle and other stuff with the folk here.... Just watching

But am I winning "

*has a looksie* hmmmmmm difficult to tell with all those arms n legs flying around, but I am barracking for you!!! GO MR!!!!!!! Woo hoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mud wrestling is on my bucket list...but youre not interested in losing..hey ho..:P

hehehe"

Lose the mud and substitute lime flavoured jelly and i am in (other flavours are available)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll just sit n watch *opens up the smallgeezers*

And where did you pop from, you've come to kick a man when he's down.

That's not a fair fight

I wouldn't do that I'm minding my own, munching malteasers whilst you grapple, wrestle and other stuff with the folk here.... Just watching "

You sharing the malteasers lol, I'll pull up a chair..

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'll just sit n watch *opens up the smallgeezers*

And where did you pop from, you've come to kick a man when he's down.

That's not a fair fight

I wouldn't do that I'm minding my own, munching malteasers whilst you grapple, wrestle and other stuff with the folk here.... Just watching

You sharing the malteasers lol, I'll pull up a chair.."

Oi I'm sitting there, that's my chair.

MOVE!!!

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"I'll just sit n watch *opens up the smallgeezers*

And where did you pop from, you've come to kick a man when he's down.

That's not a fair fight

I wouldn't do that I'm minding my own, munching malteasers whilst you grapple, wrestle and other stuff with the folk here.... Just watching

You sharing the malteasers lol, I'll pull up a chair.."

As a rule I play nicely, touch the chocolate and it could get nasty.... Just saying.... Are you feeling lucky!?!?!?!?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'll just sit n watch *opens up the smallgeezers*

And where did you pop from, you've come to kick a man when he's down.

That's not a fair fight

I wouldn't do that I'm minding my own, munching malteasers whilst you grapple, wrestle and other stuff with the folk here.... Just watching

You sharing the malteasers lol, I'll pull up a chair..

As a rule I play nicely, touch the chocolate and it could get nasty.... Just saying.... Are you feeling lucky!?!?!?!? "

I'm blaming you for me going to the cupboard and coming back with chocolate.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"I'll just sit n watch *opens up the smallgeezers*

And where did you pop from, you've come to kick a man when he's down.

That's not a fair fight

I wouldn't do that I'm minding my own, munching malteasers whilst you grapple, wrestle and other stuff with the folk here.... Just watching

You sharing the malteasers lol, I'll pull up a chair..

As a rule I play nicely, touch the chocolate and it could get nasty.... Just saying.... Are you feeling lucky!?!?!?!?

I'm blaming you for me going to the cupboard and coming back with chocolate.

"

I take full responsibility for that too! What ya got?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll just sit n watch *opens up the smallgeezers*

And where did you pop from, you've come to kick a man when he's down.

That's not a fair fight

I wouldn't do that I'm minding my own, munching malteasers whilst you grapple, wrestle and other stuff with the folk here.... Just watching

You sharing the malteasers lol, I'll pull up a chair..

As a rule I play nicely, touch the chocolate and it could get nasty.... Just saying.... Are you feeling lucky!?!?!?!? "

I'll take my chances haha

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'll just sit n watch *opens up the smallgeezers*

And where did you pop from, you've come to kick a man when he's down.

That's not a fair fight

I wouldn't do that I'm minding my own, munching malteasers whilst you grapple, wrestle and other stuff with the folk here.... Just watching

You sharing the malteasers lol, I'll pull up a chair..

As a rule I play nicely, touch the chocolate and it could get nasty.... Just saying.... Are you feeling lucky!?!?!?!?

I'm blaming you for me going to the cupboard and coming back with chocolate.

I take full responsibility for that too! What ya got? "

I've gone cheap and I've got a Galaxy honeycomb.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Will let you keep that, I'm a Cadbury girl

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Will let you keep that, I'm a Cadbury girl "

Maltesers are Mars.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Will let you keep that, I'm a Cadbury girl

Maltesers are Mars. "

But they are malteasers and that is that mmmmmmmm

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Will let you keep that, I'm a Cadbury girl

Maltesers are Mars.

But they are malteasers and that is that mmmmmmmm "

I love to see woman fight

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Will let you keep that, I'm a Cadbury girl

Maltesers are Mars.

But they are malteasers and that is that mmmmmmmm

I love to see woman fight "

Fight? We're both mellow and full of chocolate.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Will let you keep that, I'm a Cadbury girl

Maltesers are Mars.

But they are malteasers and that is that mmmmmmmm

I love to see woman fight

Fight? We're both mellow and full of chocolate.

"

Mmmmmmmmm chocolate Tickle my belly *purrrrrrrr* lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Will let you keep that, I'm a Cadbury girl

Maltesers are Mars.

But they are malteasers and that is that mmmmmmmm

I love to see woman fight

Fight? We're both mellow and full of chocolate.

Mmmmmmmmm chocolate Tickle my belly *purrrrrrrr* lol"

Touch my belly and we end up fighting.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Will let you keep that, I'm a Cadbury girl

Maltesers are Mars.

But they are malteasers and that is that mmmmmmmm

I love to see woman fight

Fight? We're both mellow and full of chocolate.

Mmmmmmmmm chocolate Tickle my belly *purrrrrrrr* lol

Touch my belly and we end up fighting.

"

We can compare wobbles woo hoo!!!!!

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London

This is meant to be a thread where we argue, and most of all fight. Nit tickle each others belly with chocolate fingers

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"This is meant to be a thread where we argue, and most of all fight. Nit tickle each others belly with chocolate fingers "

Sorry, I'll get my coat

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"This is meant to be a thread where we argue, and most of all fight. Nit tickle each others belly with chocolate fingers "

Sorry MrMan.

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"This is meant to be a thread where we argue, and most of all fight. Nit tickle each others belly with chocolate fingers

Sorry MrMan. "

Now we're gonna fight, me and you

It's Mr space Man

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"This is meant to be a thread where we argue, and most of all fight. Nit tickle each others belly with chocolate fingers

Sorry MrMan.

Now we're gonna fight, me and you

It's Mr space Man"

Spaceman

I always wanted you to go into space, man

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"This is meant to be a thread where we argue, and most of all fight. Nit tickle each others belly with chocolate fingers

Sorry MrMan.

Now we're gonna fight, me and you

It's Mr space Man

Spaceman

I always wanted you to go into space, man

"

Go on push me,

I'll just have to slap you hard.

How hard. It all depends how bad you are

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"This is meant to be a thread where we argue, and most of all fight. Nit tickle each others belly with chocolate fingers

Sorry MrMan.

Now we're gonna fight, me and you

It's Mr space Man

Spaceman

I always wanted you to go into space, man

Go on push me,

I'll just have to slap you hard.

How hard. It all depends how bad you are"

I bite.

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