FabSwingers.com forum: Women take a hike!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Where is your self respect?! If I don't reply to you, I'm not interested. Don't make a new profile pretending to be a different women! I sift through hundreds of messages per day and to be frank I'm getting tired of it. Just because im a man doesn't mean I'm going to sleep with you. This site is just turning into a tit fest. I'm gonna start blocking single women and just allow couples to message me, least they have the decency to say, 'hello'. Most single females start every single message with, 'lick my clit'.

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

"Where is your self respect?! If I don't reply to you, I'm not interested. Don't make a new profile pretending to be a different women! I sift through hundreds of messages per day and to be frank I'm getting tired of it. Just because im a man doesn't mean I'm going to sleep with you. This site is just turning into a tit fest. I'm gonna start blocking single women and just allow couples to message me, least they have the decency to say, 'hello'. Most single females start every single message with, 'lick my clit'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps that's where I'm going wrong , I've never sent an opening message asking for my clit to be licked

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over a year ago

Its just outrageous

I don't blame you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had 1 Womn in her twenties this morning offering me £200.00 to smash a chocolate gateau in her face! Naked! Er, no thanks!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I feel you mate. They spoil it for us gen sungle guys but no way can we let them win

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel you mate. They spoil it for us gen sungle guys but no way can we let them win "

I know but it's getting to the point of ridiculous now, every other message is, 'do you want to see my tits'. Politely turn them down and they send abuse! They're ruining it for everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done Penguin - full respect to you!

You made me laugh, because you've had the wit and intelligence to make a very appropriate comment!

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

"I feel you mate. They spoil it for us gen sungle guys but no way can we let them win

I know but it's getting to the point of ridiculous now, every other message is, 'do you want to see my tits'. Politely turn them down and they send abuse! They're ruining it for everyone!"

Why dont you put a long list of unreasonable demands anddont do's on your profile so you can narrow it down to the really needy and desperate...... and undateables?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I feel you mate. They spoil it for us gen sungle guys but no way can we let them win

I know but it's getting to the point of ridiculous now, every other message is, 'do you want to see my tits'. Politely turn them down and they send abuse! They're ruining it for everyone!"

Report and block mate after its for there own good

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By *heffcouple77Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

Wow never had an opening line like want to see my tits or £200 to push a cake into my face lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel you mate. They spoil it for us gen sungle guys but no way can we let them win

I know but it's getting to the point of ridiculous now, every other message is, 'do you want to see my tits'. Politely turn them down and they send abuse! They're ruining it for everyone!

Why dont you put a long list of unreasonable demands anddont do's on your profile so you can narrow it down to the really needy and desperate...... and undateables? "

I have but they never read the profile! Women expect to get laid and don't take time to read profiles?! Think you best get the rabbit out sweet heart. Calibra of women is a joke.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

hahahaha..very funny....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me laugh this, still not sure if it's a serious post or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Made me laugh this, still not sure if it's a serious post or not."

It's very serious. The single ladies rock up into the area and just expect the fellas to jump at the chance to lick them and go.

The new ladies to the site are the worst though, coming here with the expectation that it's InstaShag.com

Then the abuse you get when you turn them down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Made me laugh this, still not sure if it's a serious post or not.

It's very serious. The single ladies rock up into the area and just expect the fellas to jump at the chance to lick them and go.

The new ladies to the site are the worst though, coming here with the expectation that it's InstaShag.com

Then the abuse you get when you turn them down

Thank god, someone finally on my page! It's gone really bad hasn't it! just realised you can block single women though so might have to do that! On my news feed all I see is, shag and go, blow and go, fuck me hard and go... Get a grip, I know us men are on a swinging site but please have some class. Don't put up with the abuse, just report and block and if they make another profile, simples... Report and block.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry guys, i won't message again

I'll just put my profile to private and open a new one and start over with the tit fest!

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

And what about all the pussy shots they have next to a can of beans, or fabric softener or a fire extinguisher?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel you mate. They spoil it for us gen sungle guys but no way can we let them win

I know but it's getting to the point of ridiculous now, every other message is, 'do you want to see my tits'. Politely turn them down and they send abuse! They're ruining it for everyone!

Why dont you put a long list of unreasonable demands anddont do's on your profile so you can narrow it down to the really needy and desperate...... and undateables? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ladies creating fake single men profiles to get past the filters are easy to spot though:

Mis-matched photos copied from the Internet, a couple of chats and predictably UNLOS as soon as you call them out and ask them to meet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The ladies creating fake single men profiles to get past the filters are easy to spot though:

Mis-matched photos copied from the Internet, a couple of chats and predictably UNLOS as soon as you call them out and ask them to meet. "

Just spat coffee everywhere, that happened to me yesterday. Obviously a women i blocked because I the vulgar message she sent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This really pisses me off. It spoils it for us genuine women who put a lot of effort into our messages,only to see them deleted with the lick my clit ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And what about all the pussy shots they have next to a can of beans, or fabric softener or a fire extinguisher? "

I know, how many times does a guy want to see a women's beaver, yes we know you've got one, yes it's nice but no we don't want to see it 24.7!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This really pisses me off. It spoils it for us genuine women who put a lot of effort into our messages,only to see them deleted with the lick my clit ones

Yep, all those picture collectors who only want to wank over pics of your cock give us genuine females a bad name.

Now, who wants to suck my boobs & lick my clit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This really pisses me off. It spoils it for us genuine women who put a lot of effort into our messages,only to see them deleted with the lick my clit ones

Yep, all those picture collectors who only want to wank over pics of your cock give us genuine females a bad name.

Now, who wants to suck my boobs & lick my clit?

There we go again.

serious debate about women and you come out with something like that? Screw this, I've had enough.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This really pisses me off. It spoils it for us genuine women who put a lot of effort into our messages,only to see them deleted with the lick my clit ones

Pm ing me for anal? Are you serious?! Get away with yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This really pisses me off. It spoils it for us genuine women who put a lot of effort into our messages,only to see them deleted with the lick my clit ones

Yep, all those picture collectors who only want to wank over pics of your cock give us genuine females a bad name.

Now, who wants to suck my boobs & lick my clit?

There we go again.

serious debate about women and you come out with something like that? Screw this, I've had enough."

Sorry, I thought everyone was on here just to fuck anyone who asked?

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

have some imagination sending a picture of your pussy just saying wana fuck. come on ladies put some effort in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the usernames like 12inchesdeepsndwet.

I bet it's no more than 5 inches and like sandpaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This really pisses me off. It spoils it for us genuine women who put a lot of effort into our messages,only to see them deleted with the lick my clit ones

Pm ing me for anal? Are you serious?! Get away with yourself. "

But,no one turns down anal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And we don't want your kik, Skype, Facebook, life story, your cats name. Just be polite and friendly, not weird and ladies you might just have a night away from the rabbit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is hilarious. Thanks OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God, men on this site think they're so special. They don't have the decency to reply to messages.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Ive reported loads to admin, they never seem to do anything though, ive even had the moderators doing it using their position to try and influence.. Cant mention names (lets call her Mrs rigby)..ive now blocked single ladies and do the searching myself... Its just a flange fest..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had 1 Womn in her twenties this morning offering me £200.00 to smash a chocolate gateau in her face! Naked! Er, no thanks! "

That's a tragic waste of cake, outrageous and should be banned, no question about it.

On the other hand, I could do with 200 quid.....

Dilemma, stick to my principles or turn myself into a cake whore.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive reported loads to admin, they never seem to do anything though, ive even had the moderators doing it using their position to try and influence.. Cant mention names (lets call her Mrs rigby)..ive now blocked single ladies and do the searching myself... Its just a flange fest..

Best way buddy

if I want a single female, I'll search and find you I don't need to see your beaver and a poorly grammatical message about how horny and good you are in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry guys, i won't message again

I'll just put my profile to private and open a new one and start over with the tit fest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get me wrong I really enjoy chatting with the genuine single ladies. I'd love to be able to express this part of myself more. But I've had to block women because of the fakers, time wasters and the disgusting one-liners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg I have just had a really polite thank you but not my type message from a guy I sent a fancy a fuck message to. He rejected me !

It's ok though. I told him he is a fat ugly minging cunty man slut who is only here because he cant get laid in the real world. I didn't wanna meet him anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't get me wrong I really enjoy chatting with the genuine single ladies. I'd love to be able to express this part of myself more. But I've had to block women because of the fakers, time wasters and the disgusting one-liners

Can I suck your cock for hours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best way buddy

if I want a single female, I'll search and find you I don't need to see your beaver and a poorly grammatical message about how horny and good you are in bed. "

Forget the anal then,how about the best blow job you will ever have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg I have just had a really polite thank you but not my type message from a guy I sent a fancy a fuck message to. He rejected me !

It's ok though. I told him he is a fat ugly minging cunty man slut who is only here because he cant get laid in the real world. I didn't wanna meet him anyway."

It's not you, it's the numbers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those single women moaning that they've been on here three weeks and can't get any cock do my head in.

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By *arlock69Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

I never say no to a ladies, lick my clit and suck my tits offer but I am just a total slut!!...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Omg I have just had a really polite thank you but not my type message from a guy I sent a fancy a fuck message to. He rejected me !

It's ok though. I told him he is a fat ugly minging cunty man slut who is only here because he cant get laid in the real world. I didn't wanna meet him anyway."

That's really grown up and sensible of you. Don't care about the consequences or the fact you've hurt his feelings just because he turned you down? Why don't you just delete your account and give the genuine not pricky women a chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all seriousness though.

I would like to experience what it's like for a single fem on here.

Just for a week or so. ... just to see it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And what about all the pussy shots they have next to a can of beans, or fabric softener or a fire extinguisher?

I know, how many times does a guy want to see a women's beaver, yes we know you've got one, yes it's nice but no we don't want to see it 24.7!"

But mine is a NICE beaver! It's unique! No-one else has a beaver quite like mine! And if I put my hand down my pants I can play with it all the time - 24/7! SURELY you want to see MY beaver??

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

And we haven't even mentioned the elusive single males who the female part of a couple advertise for so they can see their man having their first mm relationship, with the female maybe later joining in of course... . And of course this leads onto a gang.....???..... Sqwish?? Where the wife sets up a meet for all the local free girls to come and..... Gang.. Sqwish?..... her man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg I have just had a really polite thank you but not my type message from a guy I sent a fancy a fuck message to. He rejected me !

It's ok though. I told him he is a fat ugly minging cunty man slut who is only here because he cant get laid in the real world. I didn't wanna meet him anyway."

LOVE this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has had me in stitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This really pisses me off. It spoils it for us genuine women who put a lot of effort into our messages,only to see them deleted with the lick my clit ones

Yep, all those picture collectors who only want to wank over pics of your cock give us genuine females a bad name.

Now, who wants to suck my boobs & lick my clit?

There we go again.

serious debate about women and you come out with something like that? Screw this, I've had enough."

You've had enough but are still continuing to comment, that sure is the sign of a guy that's had enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You clearly need to add another warning to your profile to say that anyone who demands chocolate cake squashing in their face will be blocked. Given how desperate we are, maybe mention your attitude to sponges and flans just incase.

Of course none of us read profiles, I mean I'm only here for the cock shots and the unwashed laundry and kids toys next to the dropped jeans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are the pics of the beaver.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Can we add all the 'straight' women who fab my pics and tell me in PMS that they're actually bi but don't want to put that on their profiles since it puts people off onto to the annoyance list please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the way women exaggerate their performance that gets me. Claim they can go all night and then when they turn up cum in 60s and then mumble an appology and scurry off.

Fantasists the lot of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next we will have a thread "too many men say they wanna fuck me" can you imagine it. People getting sexual requests on a sex site of all the places!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Speechless....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I'm so horny this morning. Anyone wanna watch me cum on Skype?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So this isn't Instashag.com?? I'm off

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Worst of all when they attach pictures of their minge just taken from a slightly different angle, just today I. Had a picture of a foof with a sky remote shoved up saying,... can you fill this

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

hahaha this thread is absolutely hilarious.. i havent laughed so much in ages...ty...(still laughing) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hahaha this thread is absolutely hilarious.. i havent laughed so much in ages...ty...(still laughing) xx"

i agree x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst of all when they attach pictures of their minge just taken from a slightly different angle, just today I. Had a picture of a foof with a sky remote shoved up saying,... can you fill this "

I think some of the ladies have photoshopped fannies to make them look bigger than they are. Seriously, who are they trying to kid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hahaha this thread is absolutely hilarious.. i havent laughed so much in ages...ty...(still laughing) xx

i agree x"

I agree too...or is that 3??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I apologise on behalf of all the single women I think its a case of our clits do the thinking for us once again we do apologise... If some of you guys just gave us the attention we wanted we really wouldn't hound !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I apologise on behalf of all the single women I think its a case of our clits do the thinking for us once again we do apologise... If some of you guys just gave us the attention we wanted we really wouldn't hound !! "

That's where being able to multi task comes in! One hand on the clit, the other one typing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still laughing.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I must be a lucky one then ...

Not that I asked to have my clit licked

. At least you replied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes it's hard not to feel like a number or a piece of meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes it's hard not to feel like a number or a piece of meat

Oh shut up you man slut & get licking my clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love your style man ^_^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly, I have absolutely rolled over the floor in hysterics! Fantastic post, OP.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Made me laugh this, still not sure if it's a serious post or not.

It's very serious. The single ladies rock up into the area and just expect the fellas to jump at the chance to lick them and go.

The new ladies to the site are the worst though, coming here with the expectation that it's InstaShag.com

Then the abuse you get when you turn them down

Licketysplits tears up her tour plans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As if the cake in the face isn't bad enough,the women have gone really over the top pepperami up the arse(how hot is that)and swiss roll up the fanny in the hope that their fanny might yodel.Where is the debauchery going to end.???

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"hahaha this thread is absolutely hilarious.. i havent laughed so much in ages...ty...(still laughing) xx"

This is no laughing matter. These women are giving us genuine ones a bad name. We're all tarred with the same brush. Even though I send a well crafted, polite, non-pushy first message based on their profile I still get deleted and blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hahaha this thread is absolutely hilarious.. i havent laughed so much in ages...ty...(still laughing) xx

You must have a crap profile - barely verified too. Fake

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"hahaha this thread is absolutely hilarious.. i havent laughed so much in ages...ty...(still laughing) xx

You must have a crap profile - barely verified too. Fake

That's not the first time that's been levelled at me.

I'll just keep sending out the messages and remain patient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hahaha this thread is absolutely hilarious.. i havent laughed so much in ages...ty...(still laughing) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This really pisses me off. It spoils it for us genuine women who put a lot of effort into our messages,only to see them deleted with the lick my clit ones

Yep, all those picture collectors who only want to wank over pics of your cock give us genuine females a bad name.

Now, who wants to suck my boobs & lick my clit?

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Me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God another boring tit flasher.

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

I'm loving this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh look here's my fanny from the front and the side and the other side. Boring.

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

I find the white knight females spoil it too. Jumping in on a sympathy thread that a guy has posted and thinking if they defend the OP they might get a shag out of it.... grrrr

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I find the white knight females spoil it too. Jumping in on a sympathy thread that a guy has posted and thinking if they defend the OP they might get a shag out of it.... grrrr"

And always down on other women.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Every day ... Tits and bums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why aren't I getting any replies you men are just a bunch of time wasting fakes!

You could have at least have the decency to say no thankyou - how rude!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Why aren't I getting any replies you men are just a bunch of time wasting fakes!

You could have at least have the decency to say no thankyou - how rude!

Try writing more than fancy a fuck then. You need to stimulate my mind then my body will follow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why aren't I getting any replies you men are just a bunch of time wasting fakes!

You could have at least have the decency to say no thankyou - how rude!

Try writing more than fancy a fuck then. You need to stimulate my mind then my body will follow

You're a man on a sex site ffs You must be gagging for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweeping statement there!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's my fanny with a toilet in the background. And another. And another. Oh and one from below.

You best not be keeping them Sydney University!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweeping statement there!!!"

And FYI this is a swingers site despite all the instashags that have suddenly joined, both male and female...if you don't like you know what you can do...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why aren't I getting any replies you men are just a bunch of time wasting fakes!

You could have at least have the decency to say no thankyou - how rude!

Try writing more than fancy a fuck then. You need to stimulate my mind then my body will follow

Ffs you don't want much do ya princess Bladey.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've copy and pasted 100 messages today and only had one reply ! I tried to message the other 99 again but most of them had blocked me or changed their filters to stop women messaging !

Why have they done that when their profile clearly states they want to meet women ?

Time wasters the lot of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hahaha this thread is absolutely hilarious.. i havent laughed so much in ages...ty...(still laughing) xx

You must have a crap profile - barely verified too. Fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why aren't I getting any replies you men are just a bunch of time wasting fakes!

You could have at least have the decency to say no thankyou - how rude!

Try writing more than fancy a fuck then. You need to stimulate my mind then my body will follow

I said more than "fancy a fuck" - I asked you if you fancied a quick fuck in my van on the way home from work

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Why aren't I getting any replies you men are just a bunch of time wasting fakes!

You could have at least have the decency to say no thankyou - how rude!

Try writing more than fancy a fuck then. You need to stimulate my mind then my body will follow

I said more than "fancy a fuck" - I asked you if you fancied a quick fuck in my van on the way home from work

What kind of van is it and are your white whiter than white. You see I need details these things matter you no

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Why aren't I getting any replies you men are just a bunch of time wasting fakes!

You could have at least have the decency to say no thankyou - how rude!

Try writing more than fancy a fuck then. You need to stimulate my mind then my body will follow

Ffs you don't want much do ya princess Bladey....."

Here we go reduced to name calling again. Some people just can't handle the word no. Stick nose in the air and titters off in my leather heals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This really pisses me off. It spoils it for us genuine women who put a lot of effort into our messages,only to see them deleted with the lick my clit ones

Pm ing me for anal? Are you serious?! Get away with yourself.

But,no one turns down anal

I do if she is wearing a twelve inch strap-on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fed up of all the one line messages with a pussy pic and no face pics!

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

All day long weve been inundated with attractive size 10 ladies, 5'9" tall, blonde athletic, private income, free anytime and willing to perform whatever sexual act we like. Please just stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to reread it. I was jealous for a quick moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That explains why you blocked me :0(

Cries into hand , oh well onto the next ;0)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am so fed up of these fucking entitled single fems messaging and addressing just the male of our couple. Couples profile = 2 people not just the Mr. Next time they think that its just him they are chatting to and him answering it will be me the lady seeing how far I can string them along believing its him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That explains why you blocked me :0(

Cries into hand , oh well onto the next ;0)"

I never block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know just checked hehe x

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

There's some right thirsty whores on here, I feel your pain OP

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

"I am so fed up of these fucking entitled single fems messaging and addressing just the male of our couple. Couples profile = 2 people not just the Mr. Next time they think that its just him they are chatting to and him answering it will be me the lady seeing how far I can string them along believing its him."

Yeh and if we do meet there is a sensitive man above his belt you know, you donthave to talk to the crotch you know. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/05/15 20:38:34]

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Yeh and if we do meet there is a sensitive man above his belt you know, you donthave to talk to the crotch you know. Xx"

I'm really short.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just reported a user to admin, she is good looking but when you come at me with, 'I am gagging to suck you, and 'I'll bang you so hard' 10 times a day, wears thin. Bitch please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just reported a user to admin, she is good looking but when you come at me with, 'I am gagging to suck you, and 'I'll bang you so hard' 10 times a day, wears thin. Bitch please. "

Dude, just block all single fems from messaging you - then go find the ones you want.

I couldn't afford agency fees for the 'Man Friday' to keep on top of my emails; making sure I replied to everyone, even if it was with a 'No Thanks'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its the way women exaggerate their performance that gets me. Claim they can go all night and then when they turn up cum in 60s and then mumble an appology and scurry off.

Fantasists the lot of them."

Same as those claiming they are constantly wet and will squirt/ gush at the drop of a hat and when they turn up you have to use a ton of lube just to get it in and even then its like sticking your dick in a dried up kiwi fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its the way women exaggerate their performance that gets me. Claim they can go all night and then when they turn up cum in 60s and then mumble an appology and scurry off.

Fantasists the lot of them.

guess you just dont' know how to make them wet and ain't turning them on.....just banging your fingers or cock inside is not necessarily horny....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not all single fems are the same, you guy's moan us fems class all single guy's as fucking knobs..............hmmmmmmmmm. Would never mail a guy to cum lick fuck and go........some of us have standards ....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm far too lazy to hike. I'll require a team to carry me in a sedan chair. I'll also need someone to fan me with a very large leaf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its the way women exaggerate their performance that gets me. Claim they can go all night and then when they turn up cum in 60s and then mumble an appology and scurry off.

Fantasists the lot of them.

guess you just dont' know how to make them wet and ain't turning them on.....just banging your fingers or cock inside is not necessarily horny...."

Maybe some should realise it's a joke thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm loving this!

And loving the women with no sense

of humour

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'm loving this!

And loving the women with no sense

of humour

I'm gonna bloody well lose my sense of humour if my sedan chair and team of men doesn't hurry up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm loving this!

And loving the women with no sense

of humour

Acts as a great filter tho 'eh men?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had 1 Womn in her twenties this morning offering me £200.00 to smash a chocolate gateau in her face! Naked! Er, no thanks! "

That was my Birthday gateaux, but I felt so rejected I ate it all, now I just feel fat...

Sob!

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its the way women exaggerate their performance that gets me. Claim they can go all night and then when they turn up cum in 60s and then mumble an appology and scurry off.

Fantasists the lot of them.

Remember - only ever use the Sandy Vaseline when requested, or they are that wet you need some extra friction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww come on... photoshopping a pussy so it looks shaved and promising to squirt so much I need armbands.. Probably turn up hairier than Father Christmas dribble a little, then amazingly receive a text and have to dash off... Come on ladies don't mess us genuine guys about please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont assume we are all like that. I get plenty from single men assuming because i am large that i should be grateful of the offer and think i am desperate.i think not. Works both ways .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww come on... photoshopping a pussy so it looks shaved and promising to squirt so much I need armbands.. Probably turn up hairier than Father Christmas dribble a little, then amazingly receive a text and have to dash off... Come on ladies don't mess us genuine guys about please "

It's where they Photoshop it to look larger that gets me. Or where they measure from it starting at the hip and not at the lip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want me to tribute their hubby ? I'll squirt all over his torso pics. Pm me.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

It's where they Photoshop it to look larger that gets me. Or where they measure from it starting at the hip and not at the lip."

It's the ones that can measure it with a sky dish rather than a remote that concern me. Hence why I have cable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know their ruthless

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I blame the unicorns.

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By *amie_leighWoman
over a year ago

coventry

I sent 15 messages saying "Hi" this morning and not one reply. Some men are just so rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer my clit to be sucked oh n my pics ain't photoshopped my cunt really is as big as a wizards sleeve

now who wants a fuck pm me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing worse then Women who cant take no for a answer, My block list is growing each time I read this thread,

Nice one OP

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By *rivate auditionsMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

We got to Stand up Firmly on this Guys!,

we need all members to rise to this matter and stand firm in the face of intimidation!.

We will not fall on our faces at the sight of a clit demanding to be licked,or sucked as some on here demand,we will offer our full support for those busty ladies who go bra less because we are always willing to lend a hand,but we will not be bullied!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We got to Stand up Firmly on this Guys!,

we need all members to rise to this matter and stand firm in the face of intimidation!.

And Men stop falling for the show us your cock messages/threads have some respect for yourselves and your fellow brethren

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