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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Over 6ft with dark hair and bushy eyebrows, extremely handsome face, good body (under 14% body fat) penis 8" with decent girth, good size set of balls. Must have good taste in films and music, able to make a roast beef dinner with real gravy, must have a slight air of confidence bordering on arrogance to keep me on my toes and oh yeah must live in South Wales!

I await to be inundated...

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Do you also want him to have wings? You may as well go all out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's me out

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

You called?

Oh sorry, l misread.

I thought you said 5'10, middle aged, overweight and mostly grumpy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's me out "

You could move house?

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

I do have a packet of roast beef monster munch though if that would swing it?

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

you dont want much do you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you also want him to have wings? You may as well go all out "

Noooo, wings would stop me from being able to do one of my favourite moves, the monkey on his back wank. When the guys on all fours and you get behind him, put your face in his back so you can smell his skin then reach round and wank him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's me out as well, got the 6pack but average cock lol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Fuck I was so in then untill the blasted roasted beef

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Do you also want him to have wings? You may as well go all out

Noooo, wings would stop me from being able to do one of my favourite moves, the monkey on his back wank. When the guys on all fours and you get behind him, put your face in his back so you can smell his skin then reach round and wank him!"

Retractable wings then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over 6ft with dark hair and bushy eyebrows, extremely handsome face, good body (under 14% body fat) penis 8" with decent girth, good size set of balls. Must have good taste in films and music, able to make a roast beef dinner with real gravy, must have a slight air of confidence bordering on arrogance to keep me on my toes and oh yeah must live in South Wales!

I await to be inundated...

"

I'll check back in a month and see how you're getting on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, 13 out of 14 requirements! Oh well never mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By good taste in films and music, are we talking YOUR taste or just... I don't know. Taste is very subjective. You could be a Neil Diamond fan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" must have a slight air of confidence bordering on arrogance to keep me on my toes and oh yeah must live in South Wales!

"

What makes anyone else better than me?

Fuck you.

^ something like that or is that too much? ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" must have a slight air of confidence bordering on arrogance to keep me on my toes and oh yeah must live in South Wales!

What makes anyone else better than me?

Fuck you.

^ something like that or is that too much? ... "

That's twice you've said that to me tonight! You're beginning to turn into a challenge!

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'd be in but this 14% thing is obsessive.

Who the fuck knows what percentage they are?

And if you do, what's wrong with you?

Grow some.

Bond.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" must have a slight air of confidence bordering on arrogance to keep me on my toes and oh yeah must live in South Wales!

What makes anyone else better than me?

Fuck you.

^ something like that or is that too much? ...

That's twice you've said that to me tonight! You're beginning to turn into a challenge!"

^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be in but this 14% thing is obsessive.

Who the fuck knows what percentage they are?

And if you do, what's wrong with you?

Grow some.

Bond. "

Someone who trains a lot would know and that's the sort of person I'd be looking for.

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By *angerousEyesMan
over a year ago

weston

For this site it sounds a pretty average request, should be no problem.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Ah ffs surely a chip buttie is just as good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For this site it sounds a pretty average request, should be no problem."

6 years single here you know!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

I got a good size set of balls, often bounce down the street on them as if they were space hoppers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over 6ft with dark hair and bushy eyebrows, extremely handsome face, good body (under 14% body fat) penis 8" with decent girth, good size set of balls. Must have good taste in films and music, able to make a roast beef dinner with real gravy, must have a slight air of confidence bordering on arrogance to keep me on my toes and oh yeah must live in South Wales!

I await to be inundated...

"

I'm here

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London


"Over 6ft with dark hair and bushy eyebrows, extremely handsome face, good body (under 14% body fat) penis 8" with decent girth, good size set of balls. Must have good taste in films and music, able to make a roast beef dinner with real gravy, must have a slight air of confidence bordering on arrogance to keep me on my toes and oh yeah must live in South Wales!

I await to be inundated...

"

He's out there...but he's gay.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*fires up ma fake profile and applies for position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send him my way if you find one!

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull


"Send him my way if you find one!"

Well i match all but 1/4 inch in height. Have to say that your first qet pic in that vest is the best/sexiest/classicst pic on here. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got bushy eyebrows!

Is there the possibility of compromise here?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm a little too short and live too far away .. Sorry

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Sorry I have fair hair and wings.

BTW wings don't get in the way if you know how to use them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so which mythology does this creature you describe come from?

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"so which mythology does this creature you describe come from?"

centaur, and the plus being manure for the roses

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Hmmmm... Are any of these requirements negotiable.? I like you lots but I'm not chopping three inches off my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dreams can come true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over 6ft with dark hair and bushy eyebrows, extremely handsome face, good body (under 14% body fat) penis 8" with decent girth, good size set of balls. Must have good taste in films and music, able to make a roast beef dinner with real gravy, must have a slight air of confidence bordering on arrogance to keep me on my toes and oh yeah must live in South Wales!

I await to be inundated...

"

You had me until South Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A trifle vague. Can you be more specific. The devil is in the detail.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Over 6ft with dark hair and bushy eyebrows, extremely handsome face, good body (under 14% body fat) penis 8" with decent girth, good size set of balls. Must have good taste in films and music, able to make a roast beef dinner with real gravy, must have a slight air of confidence bordering on arrogance to keep me on my toes and oh yeah must live in South Wales!

I await to be inundated...

You had me until South Wales "

There's a lot of talent in your area, I've been there twice!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"so which mythology does this creature you describe come from?

centaur, and the plus being manure for the roses"

I'm not pooping on your roses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over 6ft with dark hair and bushy eyebrows, extremely handsome face, good body (under 14% body fat) penis 8" with decent girth, good size set of balls. Must have good taste in films and music, able to make a roast beef dinner with real gravy, must have a slight air of confidence bordering on arrogance to keep me on my toes and oh yeah must live in South Wales!

I await to be inundated...

"

If he has a brother don't hesitate to send him my way, thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over 6ft with dark hair and bushy eyebrows, extremely handsome face, good body (under 14% body fat) penis 8" with decent girth, good size set of balls. Must have good taste in films and music, able to make a roast beef dinner with real gravy, must have a slight air of confidence bordering on arrogance to keep me on my toes and oh yeah must live in South Wales!

I await to be inundated...

"

On your other thread penis size is down to 7" so i'm getting closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over 6ft with dark hair and bushy eyebrows, extremely handsome face, good body (under 14% body fat) penis 8" with decent girth, good size set of balls. Must have good taste in films and music, able to make a roast beef dinner with real gravy, must have a slight air of confidence bordering on arrogance to keep me on my toes and oh yeah must live in South Wales!

I await to be inundated...

"

After reading your other thread, this sound like a replica of your ex that you want to replace

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

And I thought I was fussy!!!

I think you're looking for someone that doesn't exist....except in your fantasies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant do the 8 inches or south wales bit unfortunatly

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Hmmmm... Are any of these requirements negotiable.? I like you lots but I'm not chopping three inches off my cock

"

This made me laugh

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I fell short after the first two words of this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over 6ft with dark hair and bushy eyebrows, extremely handsome face, good body (under 14% body fat) penis 8" with decent girth, good size set of balls. Must have good taste in films and music, able to make a roast beef dinner with real gravy, must have a slight air of confidence bordering on arrogance to keep me on my toes and oh yeah must live in South Wales!

I await to be inundated...

I'm here "

I deleted your message that replied to privately on here as was evident you hadn't read my profile

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