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"People who doubt the existence of time-travel. Poor deluded fools... " I met someone like that tomorrow | |||
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"People who's surname is a first name. " Or people whose first name is a surname | |||
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"Those that say, 'I promise not to cum in you' " Those that say "don't cum in me..." Then say "don't you fucking dare stop and take that out...." | |||
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"People who's surname is a first name. Or people whose first name is a surname " Anyone called Smythe. They've obviously changed their name from Smith. | |||
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"People that tell others how they should lead their lives" In other words the Daily Mail | |||
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"People who doubt the existence of time-travel. Poor deluded fools... I met someone like that tomorrow" She will visited me yesterday after I popped round to yours tomorrow. | |||
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"People that tell others how they should lead their lives In other words the Daily Mail " Or the Guardian | |||
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"People that tell others how they should lead their lives In other words the Daily Mail Or the Guardian" Amongst others | |||
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"Used car salesmen in South Wales. A" Don't tell me you bought a car in Wales?! | |||
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"Anyone with a goatee. Men with ponytails. " That almost goes without saying! | |||
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"Anyone with a goatee. " Not even an African Violet one | |||
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"Anyone who asks 'is it raining?' and feels the need to add 'outside?' to this already perfectly adequate question." Could be raining in the wet room!! | |||
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"Anyone with a goatee. Men with ponytails. " Does a d'Artagnan count as a goatee? | |||
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"A man who wears brown shoes " So no one in the British Army then? | |||
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"Men that drink Rose wine Anyone with a moustache and a beret Men in gold necklaces Clowns Magicians Children's entertainers My manager Swingers Wankers Stalkers ...... that will be all for now " I love your name | |||
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"People who use the three musketeers as fashion icons. " I used to like you... | |||
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"Fickle people. " ...but then again, how can I stay cross with that arse for long? | |||
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"Fickle people. ...but then again, how can I stay cross with that arse for long? " | |||
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"Men that drink Rose wine Anyone with a moustache and a beret Men in gold necklaces Clowns Magicians Children's entertainers My manager Swingers Wankers Stalkers ...... that will be all for now I love your name " Thanks xx | |||
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"People who cut all their food up, then put the knife down and eat using only the fork. " That's Americans! | |||
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"People who cut all their food up, then put the knife down and eat using only the fork." *whistles* | |||
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"Never trust a man in a non-functional hat. " That is a very good rule for life that I have found to be most useful. The same applies to anyone driving a car in a non-functional hat. | |||
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"Men who say they'll get in touch " | |||
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"Television adverts that claim a product is "new and improved". Note to admen, it can't be new AND improved!!!!!!!!!!" Wow How cool is this comment? | |||
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"Television adverts that claim a product is "new and improved". Note to admen, it can't be new AND improved!!!!!!!!!!" Hmm that's never crossed my mind before. I'm going to view ads more cynically now! | |||
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"People who say trust me I've done this a thousand times" I say that to my students, usually when they're in front of me and I have a razor sharp sword in my hands...... | |||
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"People who rarely blink. Fun fact, if someone maintains eye contact for six seconds straight without blinking they ether want to fuck you or kill you. " I wonder which one I want to do to you | |||
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"Men who sport the sandals with socks look... Men that wear sock garters.. Men that wear white socks with black shoes...taken to an extreme just think Michael Jackson.. Men that keep their socks on whilst having sex.. A woman...especially when she says..'no, I don't mind' " Men who are obsessed with socks xx | |||
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"People who say trust me I've done this a thousand times I say that to my students, usually when they're in front of me and I have a razor sharp sword in my hands...... " | |||
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"Anyone who wears suede shoes " "Takes off suede shoes, and promptly disposed of them" | |||
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"Television adverts that claim a product is "new and improved". Note to admen, it can't be new AND improved!!!!!!!!!! Hmm that's never crossed my mind before. I'm going to view ads more cynically now!" Who said Fab isn't educational...... | |||
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"People who rarely blink. Fun fact, if someone maintains eye contact for six seconds straight without blinking they ether want to fuck you or kill you. I wonder which one I want to do to you " I rather hope it's the former | |||
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"Never trust a man in a non-functional hat. That is a very good rule for life that I have found to be most useful. The same applies to anyone driving a car in a non-functional hat." What's a non-functional hat? The function of a hat is to... sit on a head. | |||
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"Women who wear two pairs of knickers at the same time...one pair underneath and one pair on top of a pair of tights " But that stops your tighs from falling down and sagging! I used to do that in school! | |||
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"After reading this thread... Noone! " I'm very trustworthy. I have a special badge that proves it. | |||
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"Women who wear two pairs of knickers at the same time...one pair underneath and one pair on top of a pair of tights " What!? Who does that!?! Omg!! Ewwwwwww! Someone's gonna have a very sweaty Betty! | |||
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"Depends how far I can throw them! " le plus loin possible | |||
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"People who think fez's aren't cool..." Despicable bastards! | |||
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"People who swing. Strangers with sweets. " What about strange swingers with sweets? | |||
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"That chap who wants to shag his mother in law a few threads down. " hahaha | |||
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"People who say, "How hard can it be?"" The harder the better. | |||
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"People who say, "How hard can it be?" The harder the better. " Not when fitting coving | |||
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"People who swing. Strangers with sweets. What about strange swingers with sweets? " I have chocolate Freddo's ...does that count?? | |||
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"People who think fez's aren't cool... Despicable bastards!" Quite right my simian bro. Not liking fez's?!? Foaming lunacy!! | |||
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"Women who wear two pairs of knickers at the same time...one pair underneath and one pair on top of a pair of tights But that stops your tighs from falling down and sagging! I used to do that in school! " Fuck me!! I didn't know women did that | |||
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"People who put the loo roll with the end hanging down wall side. People who are 'indifferent' about Marmite. People who think fez's aren't cool... They are out there. Amoungst us... " I've never tried marmite. I'm 43. Sorry everyone. | |||
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"A man who wears brown shoes " Totally agree hate Brown shoes | |||
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"People with permanent manic looking smiles" You are so right. | |||
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"The woman on the phone who says "your call is important to us"" She's a bitch lol | |||
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"The woman on the phone who says "your call is important to us" She's a bitch lol " Yeah, lol. Then leaves you listening to shitty music for an hour, hoping you'll disappear | |||
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"Blokes who don't like football. Or lager Real ale drinkers" Puffball is for bad actors who secretly love each other. All that hugging and kissing - just get a room and a walk on part in Emmerdale FFS! | |||
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"Blokes who don't like football. Or lager Real ale drinkers Puffball is for bad actors who secretly love each other. All that hugging and kissing - just get a room and a walk on part in Emmerdale FFS!" Where as rugger is for guys who like to wear tight little white shorts and run around chasing and hugging eachother. And after maybe a spot of strictly come dancing or dancing on ice? | |||
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"Blokes who don't like football. Or lager Real ale drinkers Puffball is for bad actors who secretly love each other. All that hugging and kissing - just get a room and a walk on part in Emmerdale FFS! Where as rugger is for guys who like to wear tight little white shorts and run around chasing and hugging eachother. And after maybe a spot of strictly come dancing or dancing on ice?" Who are quite happy to have a ruck, bloodied up, then shake on it and crack on... Shall we see what the actors do? | |||
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"Blokes who don't like football. Or lager Real ale drinkers Puffball is for bad actors who secretly love each other. All that hugging and kissing - just get a room and a walk on part in Emmerdale FFS! Where as rugger is for guys who like to wear tight little white shorts and run around chasing and hugging eachother. And after maybe a spot of strictly come dancing or dancing on ice? Who are quite happy to have a ruck, bloodied up, then shake on it and crack on... Shall we see what the actors do? " Chew fake blood capsules maybe? | |||
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"Well - we've all seen how hard that poor man got hit on the ear during that match.... so hard he collapsed in agony..." Sorry you've lost me | |||
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"Well - we've all seen how hard that poor man got hit on the ear during that match.... so hard he collapsed in agony... Sorry you've lost me" https://youtu.be/IQojgdfUAe0 | |||
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"People who put the loo roll with the end hanging down wall side. People who are 'indifferent' about Marmite. People who think fez's aren't cool... They are out there. Amoungst us... " Fez's are way cool i have one | |||
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"People who put the volume on any number! Even or 5, people!! " Good to know there's others out there ???? | |||
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