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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

People who put the loo roll with the end hanging down wall side.

People who are 'indifferent' about Marmite.

People who think fez's aren't cool...

They are out there. Amoungst us...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say trust me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who's surname is a first name.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Burglars

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Time travelling strangers

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

People who doubt the existence of time-travel.

Poor deluded fools...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that knock at your door trying to sell stuff

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"People who doubt the existence of time-travel.

Poor deluded fools... "

I met someone like that tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that don't have access to Warp Factor 14...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who's surname is a first name. "

Or people whose first name is a surname

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

People who say 'this won't hurt'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those that say, 'I promise not to cum in you'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those that say, 'I promise not to cum in you' "

Those that say "don't cum in me..." Then say "don't you fucking dare stop and take that out...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who buy shower gel, yet only have a bath.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Used car salesmen in South Wales.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who's surname is a first name.

Or people whose first name is a surname "

Anyone called Smythe. They've obviously changed their name from Smith.

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

pollsters

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

Any man who wears shorts in the winter.... Especially with wellingtons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who's whistling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Politicians, exes, long lost relatives, the guy who reads the news, the woman who does the weather, famous tv child entertainers, the police....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that tell others how they should lead their lives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People that tell others how they should lead their lives"

In other words the Daily Mail

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Humans...... ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Humans...... ........"

That's deep....*shudders*

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Should you trust the person who says "Trust no-one"?

Mr ddc

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

Men who sport the sandals with socks look...

Men that wear sock garters..

Men that wear white socks with black shoes...taken to an extreme just think Michael Jackson..

Men that keep their socks on whilst having sex..

A woman...especially when she says..'no, I don't mind'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman who says "do what you want..."

Abort mission... I repeat ABORT MISSION!

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"People who doubt the existence of time-travel.

Poor deluded fools...

I met someone like that tomorrow"

She will visited me yesterday after I popped round to yours tomorrow.

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By *arlock69Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

Trust no one...even yourself

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

Women who wear two pairs of knickers at the same time...one pair underneath and one pair on top of a pair of tights

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"People that tell others how they should lead their lives

In other words the Daily Mail "

Or the Guardian

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

People who cut all their food up, then put the knife down and eat using only the fork.

People who wear shirts with the top button done up but seem to have forgotten to put on a tie.

I'm with you on the bog roll btw OP

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

My father always told me never to trust anyone who wears a bow tie as every day wear.

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Mellors the gardener..I think he's up to no good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swingers.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Are we allowed to name and shame ?

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

Anyone who asks 'is it raining?' and feels the need to add 'outside?' to this already perfectly adequate question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man who wears brown shoes

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Rampaging Vikings who say they only want to borrow a cup of sugar, the bounders.

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

Anyone that you can clearly see in the mirror has their fingers crossed behind their back whilst promising you something.

Anyone that endlessly feels the need to keep adding further remarks to the same thread...

Anyone that spends far too much time idling time away on this forum..

Right, its high time I fuck off and do something more constructive with my time

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

Oh, and one more slightly more serious one...anyone who adopts the philosophy in life that you should only trust those who have first earned your trust..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People that tell others how they should lead their lives

In other words the Daily Mail

Or the Guardian"

Amongst others

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Any man or woman with a moustache ...

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Used car salesmen in South Wales.

A"

Don't tell me you bought a car in Wales?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone with a goatee.

Men with ponytails.

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Anyone with a goatee.

Men with ponytails. "

That almost goes without saying!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Anyone with a goatee.

"

Not even an African Violet one

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

People who put the volume on any number! Even or 5, people!!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

But not 24 or 26... Or 34, 36 for that matter

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

People who don't put the proper spaces in telephone numbers and postcodes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who wears suede shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone who asks 'is it raining?' and feels the need to add 'outside?' to this already perfectly adequate question."

Could be raining in the wet room!!

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Anyone with a goatee.

Men with ponytails. "

Does a d'Artagnan count as a goatee?

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

People with a mono brow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that say " I've done this loads of times "

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

Anyone who has a pet giraffe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man who wears brown shoes "

So no one in the British Army then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men that drink Rose wine

Anyone with a moustache and a beret

Men in gold necklaces

Clowns

Magicians

Children's entertainers

My manager

Swingers

Wankers

Stalkers

...... that will be all for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who doesn't understand my accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who use the three musketeers as fashion icons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men that drink Rose wine

Anyone with a moustache and a beret

Men in gold necklaces

Clowns

Magicians

Children's entertainers

My manager

Swingers

Wankers

Stalkers

...... that will be all for now "

I love your name

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"People who use the three musketeers as fashion icons. "

I used to like you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fickle people.

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Fickle people. "

...but then again, how can I stay cross with that arse for long?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fickle people.

...but then again, how can I stay cross with that arse for long? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men that drink Rose wine

Anyone with a moustache and a beret

Men in gold necklaces

Clowns

Magicians

Children's entertainers

My manager

Swingers

Wankers

Stalkers

...... that will be all for now

I love your name "

Thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who wear ties with Disney characters on

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"People who cut all their food up, then put the knife down and eat using only the fork.

"

That's Americans!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Men who leave glitter on your black suede high heels.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"People who cut all their food up, then put the knife down and eat using only the fork."

*whistles*

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Never trust a man in a non-functional hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tories

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Conservatives

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

A man with a micro penis who says he can make you cum without fucking you full of air!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Never trust a man in a non-functional hat. "

That is a very good rule for life that I have found to be most useful. The same applies to anyone driving a car in a non-functional hat.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

People who say I'm fat because I eat far too much on my 2 average sized meals every day

When they themselves eat 4-6 times a day plus snacks and soft drinks laden with calories, (which I very very very rarely have)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who say they'll get in touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that don't drink!

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

Those who keep saying WHATEVER!!

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Men who say they'll get in touch "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone with a swag bag and wearing sneakers!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Those pesky kids that ride around in a hazy van called the mystery machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who start a thread with three things that are in fact me in a nutshell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone carrying a clipboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Television adverts that claim a product is "new and improved".

Note to admen, it can't be new AND improved!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lorry drivers.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Television adverts that claim a product is "new and improved".

Note to admen, it can't be new AND improved!!!!!!!!!!"

Wow

How cool is this comment?

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

People who rarely blink.

Fun fact, if someone maintains eye contact for six seconds straight without blinking they ether want to fuck you or kill you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Television adverts that claim a product is "new and improved".

Note to admen, it can't be new AND improved!!!!!!!!!!"

Hmm that's never crossed my mind before. I'm going to view ads more cynically now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who wear sunglasses when it's cloudy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People that knock at your door trying to sell stuff"

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

People who say trust me I've done this a thousand times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who say trust me I've done this a thousand times"

I say that to my students, usually when they're in front of me and I have a razor sharp sword in my hands......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone called Becky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who rarely blink.

Fun fact, if someone maintains eye contact for six seconds straight without blinking they ether want to fuck you or kill you. "

I wonder which one I want to do to you

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Men who sport the sandals with socks look...

Men that wear sock garters..

Men that wear white socks with black shoes...taken to an extreme just think Michael Jackson..

Men that keep their socks on whilst having sex..

A woman...especially when she says..'no, I don't mind' "

Men who are obsessed with socks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"People who say trust me I've done this a thousand times

I say that to my students, usually when they're in front of me and I have a razor sharp sword in my hands...... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone who wears suede shoes "

"Takes off suede shoes, and promptly disposed of them"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UKIPers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Television adverts that claim a product is "new and improved".

Note to admen, it can't be new AND improved!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm that's never crossed my mind before. I'm going to view ads more cynically now!"

Who said Fab isn't educational......

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"People who rarely blink.

Fun fact, if someone maintains eye contact for six seconds straight without blinking they ether want to fuck you or kill you.

I wonder which one I want to do to you "

I rather hope it's the former

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Never trust a man in a non-functional hat.

That is a very good rule for life that I have found to be most useful. The same applies to anyone driving a car in a non-functional hat."

What's a non-functional hat? The function of a hat is to... sit on a head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone with the name david and cameron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women who wear two pairs of knickers at the same time...one pair underneath and one pair on top of a pair of tights "

But that stops your tighs from falling down and sagging! I used to do that in school!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not even gonna bother correcting my mistake, just letting people know I'm aware of it and it was my phone not me!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

My Mother always told me never to trust a man in white shoes.

Also I now not to trust men like my ex!

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

I was right to mistrust Mellors the gardener...You wouldn't believe what he's been up to with my wife!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

After reading this thread... Noone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After reading this thread... Noone! "

I'm very trustworthy.

I have a special badge that proves it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women who wear two pairs of knickers at the same time...one pair underneath and one pair on top of a pair of tights "

What!? Who does that!?! Omg!! Ewwwwwww! Someone's gonna have a very sweaty Betty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't have a zombie plan...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say ," it's ok, it's my first time too!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skinny chefs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who loves wearing yellow shoes

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Depends how far I can throw them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends how far I can throw them!

"

le plus loin possible

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"People who think fez's aren't cool..."

Despicable bastards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who swing.

Strangers with sweets.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"People who swing.

Strangers with sweets.

"

What about strange swingers with sweets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That chap who wants to shag his mother in law a few threads down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That chap who wants to shag his mother in law a few threads down. "

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say, "How hard can it be?"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"People who say, "How hard can it be?""

The harder the better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who say, "How hard can it be?"

The harder the better. "

Not when fitting coving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blokes who don't like football.

Or lager

Real ale drinkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who swing.

Strangers with sweets.

What about strange swingers with sweets? "

I have chocolate Freddo's ...does that count??

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

Women who don't give head

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"People who think fez's aren't cool...

Despicable bastards!"

Quite right my simian bro. Not liking fez's?!?

Foaming lunacy!!

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"Women who wear two pairs of knickers at the same time...one pair underneath and one pair on top of a pair of tights

But that stops your tighs from falling down and sagging! I used to do that in school!

"

Fuck me!! I didn't know women did that

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

ive learnt never to trust anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the childcatcher from chitty chitty bang bang. he wasnt giving out free lollipops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and never trust the penis inspector from the council. his identity card said boob inspector, such a rogue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It used to be men with beards. Crickey that's a lot theses days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who put the loo roll with the end hanging down wall side.

People who are 'indifferent' about Marmite.

People who think fez's aren't cool...

They are out there. Amoungst us...

"

I've never tried marmite. I'm 43.

Sorry everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

007. Dr who. the milk tray man. Catwoman. Batman. All not to trust Lol (no halm ment to any one using these names)

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By *inglewhitefemaleWoman
over a year ago

hertford


"A man who wears brown shoes "

Totally agree hate Brown shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

People with permanent manic looking smiles

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"People with permanent manic looking smiles"

You are so right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The woman on the phone who says "your call is important to us"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Men who say they can follow instructions.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Men who always know the way in the car without a map or a sat nav

JUST FREAKING ASK SOMEBODY!!!

Grrrrr

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Men who buy you lingerie

They never ever ever ever get the right size

JUST READ THE LABELS IN THE CLOTHES YOU ALREADY HAVE!!!

Grrrrr

On a roll here

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Men with sloping shoulders, apparently, according to my mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men in red fucking corduroys.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"The woman on the phone who says "your call is important to us""

She's a bitch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The woman on the phone who says "your call is important to us"

She's a bitch lol "

Yeah, lol. Then leaves you listening to shitty music for an hour, hoping you'll disappear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blokes who don't like football.

Or lager

Real ale drinkers"

Puffball is for bad actors who secretly love each other. All that hugging and kissing - just get a room and a walk on part in Emmerdale FFS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blokes who don't like football.

Or lager

Real ale drinkers

Puffball is for bad actors who secretly love each other. All that hugging and kissing - just get a room and a walk on part in Emmerdale FFS!"

Where as rugger is for guys who like to wear tight little white shorts and run around chasing and hugging eachother. And after maybe a spot of strictly come dancing or dancing on ice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blokes who don't like football.

Or lager

Real ale drinkers

Puffball is for bad actors who secretly love each other. All that hugging and kissing - just get a room and a walk on part in Emmerdale FFS!

Where as rugger is for guys who like to wear tight little white shorts and run around chasing and hugging eachother. And after maybe a spot of strictly come dancing or dancing on ice?"

Who are quite happy to have a ruck, bloodied up, then shake on it and crack on...

Shall we see what the actors do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blokes who don't like football.

Or lager

Real ale drinkers

Puffball is for bad actors who secretly love each other. All that hugging and kissing - just get a room and a walk on part in Emmerdale FFS!

Where as rugger is for guys who like to wear tight little white shorts and run around chasing and hugging eachother. And after maybe a spot of strictly come dancing or dancing on ice?

Who are quite happy to have a ruck, bloodied up, then shake on it and crack on...

Shall we see what the actors do? "

Chew fake blood capsules maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well - we've all seen how hard that poor man got hit on the ear during that match....

so hard he collapsed in agony...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well - we've all seen how hard that poor man got hit on the ear during that match....

so hard he collapsed in agony..."

Sorry you've lost me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well - we've all seen how hard that poor man got hit on the ear during that match....

so hard he collapsed in agony...

Sorry you've lost me"

https://youtu.be/IQojgdfUAe0

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops


"People who put the loo roll with the end hanging down wall side.

People who are 'indifferent' about Marmite.

People who think fez's aren't cool...

They are out there. Amoungst us...

"

Fez's are way cool i have one

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Guys who's jeans can't go higher than his mid arse.

Ladies that use the word "Fine"

Evangelical preachers

Any guy that takes longer to get ready than a girl......

(Unless he's dressing as a girl...)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Blokes wearing sunglasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blokes wearing sunglasses "
women in sunglasses lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morris dancers

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

People who call you on the phone and want your bank card details . .

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By *unseeker34Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle


"People who put the volume on any number! Even or 5, people!! "

Good to know there's others out there ????

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