FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Rules on Christmas Threads

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im sure I read a rule in the FAQs that Christmas threads posted before August were subject to a lifetime forum ban, Jezabel, Ruggers and Purehoneypot coming around to your house to hang you by the balls/flackets from your front door knob, and pampas grass planting in the rockery...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humbug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well they ain't here,are you going to grass??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well they ain't here,are you going to grass??

Whats it worth for me to keep quiet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom Jones's new release in time for the seasonal charts....

Just elf yourself....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well they ain't here,are you going to grass??

Whats it worth for me to keep quiet?

We'll save you some Christmas pudding if you stay shtumm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg they're already doing that and I haven't even mentioned the c word....i don't even acknowledge it while it's happening!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well they ain't here,are you going to grass??

Whats it worth for me to keep quiet?

We'll save you some Christmas pudding if you stay shtumm "

BALK

I want presents...lots of presents!

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over a year ago

"Well they ain't here,are you going to grass??

Whats it worth for me to keep quiet?

We'll save you some Christmas pudding if you stay shtumm

BALK

I want presents...lots of presents!

Looks like you already have lots of things you like. You know what happens to greedy children don't you!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well they ain't here,are you going to grass??

Whats it worth for me to keep quiet?

We'll save you some Christmas pudding if you stay shtumm

BALK

I want presents...lots of presents!

Looks like you already have lots of things you like. You know what happens to greedy children don't you!!!!!!"

[crosses fingers] please say a good spanking over the knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well they ain't here,are you going to grass??

Whats it worth for me to keep quiet?

We'll save you some Christmas pudding if you stay shtumm

BALK

I want presents...lots of presents!

Looks like you already have lots of things you like. You know what happens to greedy children don't you!!!!!!

[crosses fingers] please say a good spanking over the knee

It's always a possibility, but it does depend on which the two of you is being naughty.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheep will follow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well they ain't here,are you going to grass??

Whats it worth for me to keep quiet?

We'll save you some Christmas pudding if you stay shtumm

BALK

I want presents...lots of presents!

Looks like you already have lots of things you like. You know what happens to greedy children don't you!!!!!!

[crosses fingers] please say a good spanking over the knee

It's always a possibility, but it does depend on which the two of you is being naughty.....

Well I do t'late nights and t'otherun does t'early mornins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well they ain't here,are you going to grass??

Whats it worth for me to keep quiet?

We'll save you some Christmas pudding if you stay shtumm

BALK

I want presents...lots of presents!

Looks like you already have lots of things you like. You know what happens to greedy children don't you!!!!!!

[crosses fingers] please say a good spanking over the knee

It's always a possibility, but it does depend on which the two of you is being naughty.....

Well I do t'late nights and t'otherun does t'early mornins

I've got to be honest, that didn't help......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sheep will follow."

Are ewe talkin to me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well they ain't here,are you going to grass??

Whats it worth for me to keep quiet?

We'll save you some Christmas pudding if you stay shtumm

BALK

I want presents...lots of presents!

Looks like you already have lots of things you like. You know what happens to greedy children don't you!!!!!!

[crosses fingers] please say a good spanking over the knee

It's always a possibility, but it does depend on which the two of you is being naughty.....

Well I do t'late nights and t'otherun does t'early mornins

I've got to be honest, that didn't help......

Try reading it with a Yorkshire twang in both a man voice and a woman voice and see which makes more sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well they ain't here,are you going to grass??

Whats it worth for me to keep quiet?

We'll save you some Christmas pudding if you stay shtumm

BALK

I want presents...lots of presents!

Looks like you already have lots of things you like. You know what happens to greedy children don't you!!!!!!

[crosses fingers] please say a good spanking over the knee

It's always a possibility, but it does depend on which the two of you is being naughty.....

Well I do t'late nights and t'otherun does t'early mornins

I've got to be honest, that didn't help......

Try reading it with a Yorkshire twang in both a man voice and a woman voice and see which makes more sense

I'm not good at accents, tried both, one sounds like Geoff Boycott, the other sounds like Penelope Keith trying to sound like Geoff Boycott. While eating Christmas cake......

Bed now or there won't be enough time for Santa to bring my presents before morning.

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