FabSwingers.com forum: Worst thing a person could say

By *heraven222 OP Man
over a year ago

St albans

Whilst your in bed with them

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

'That wasn't as bad as I was expecting.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god! what's that smell?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I think the spray got rid of the bed bugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know that burning sensation when you pee....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Touch my cock (him)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

''On second thought lets turn of the lights''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice wall paper

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Now we both have it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whilst your in bed with them"

Calling by someone else's name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your ceiling needs painting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this chick in the herpes recovery clinic says to me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had better"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've fucked Nigel Farage and he was epic!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't roll over ,I've just shit the bed.

My mate actually said that to his missus on their first night together. And she's still with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't roll over ,I've just shit the bed.

My mate actually said that to his missus on their first night together. And she's still with him."

Spat my fucking beer out pmsl

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

You take up almost as much room in bed as your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't roll over ,I've just shit the bed.

My mate actually said that to his missus on their first night together. And she's still with him."

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Just wondering, why have you got a picture of my birth mother in that frame with Mum written on it ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You take up almost as much room in bed as your mum. "

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

""I've had better"...

Someone wrote that in a veri for me once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad I don't share a bed with anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to the STI club" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you wanted to know why my username is 'black widow'?

*Stab*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I shit on your chest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold on while I move Mr snuggles he doesn't need to see this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mums a better fuck ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'You remind me of my mum'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've fucked Nigel Farage and he was epic!" "

Thats nowt farage has fucked all of ukip up ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've had better"...

Someone wrote that in a veri for me once.

Lol ^

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

""I've had better"...

Someone wrote that in a veri for me once.

Lol ^

Shame he went UNLOS. It would be fun to dust that one off sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call my name out while am fucking you,

or my mates will never believe its me when I show them the tape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Call my name out while am fucking you,

or my mates will never believe its me when I show them the tape

fucking hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Can we do this again Monday morning yea ? I's only got sex ed first period yea, and don't see the point in going in now ! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass the miners lamp darlin', i'm going in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you doing anything??

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

That was disappointing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My syphilis is really playing up today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife should be home any minute now, can't wait til she sees us! That'll teach her to sleep with my brother

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Is it in yet?"

I was going to say that, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dam! You're so loose down there I recon I could clap my hands and still not touch the sides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the lotion in the basket......

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Leave the money on the side. Said that one to a bf....as a joke!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your grandad lasted longer than you did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this going to take long as there is something good in tv I want to watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want to take your Finger out and put your Cock inside me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off and stop talking about Christmas......

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By *exybum_30Woman
over a year ago

"Dam! You're so loose down there I recon I could clap my hands and still not touch the sides

Omg hahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you doing ?

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By *ublin2015Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

I dont know how to make you cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It happens sometimes don't worry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it in yet?"

I can't tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've had better"...

Someone wrote that in a veri for me once.

Surely not?

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Crawley Down

You did say bareback was ok, didn't you darling??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok u can leave now,..I need a real man

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'll enjoy doing whatever I want when you're asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the other person Says my name whilst being pleasured duno what it is but real turn off for me.... Or saying someone elts name of course.....

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Not the biggest pussy i have seen but it takes some licking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, rohypnol kicks in a lot quicker than I expected...

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

"Whilst your in bed with them"

Have you cum yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whilst your in bed with them"

Have you got any deodorant lol

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By *ustin666666Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't mind if I get my rabbit out now do you. I'm still horny

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"You don't mind if I get my rabbit out now do you. I'm still horny

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terrible weather we're having just now huh?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Is that it?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you say you're from Thailand and you enjoy anal.....

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Is that your shit or mine?"

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By *untimes6969Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Should I pull your nightie down now for you?

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