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The joys of getting old

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You go to the doctors with a weekend of migraines and come out needing a full service and Mot

Such a joy .

So let's go for it and make me feel better , light hearted thread what makes you feel old

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Having a conversation with my mother about emos and goths and neither of us knew what we where talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've started to dislike modern music, and i found a grey hair the other day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've started to dislike modern music, and i found a grey hair the other day."

Only one grey hair lucky sod , here have some of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've started to dislike modern music, and i found a grey hair the other day.

Only one grey hair lucky sod , here have some of mine "

Better grey hair than nae hair i suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've started to dislike modern music, and i found a grey hair the other day.

Only one grey hair lucky sod , here have some of mine

Better grey hair than nae hair i suppose"

I started greying in my 20's and listen to Radio2!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldnt know.

give me 15/20 more years lol

jokesss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kids keep telling me I'm going gray as I used to be blonde I say it's antique blonde

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My kids keep telling me I'm going gray as I used to be blonde I say it's antique blonde "

Antique blond nice the modern saying for grey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just remember. You're only as old as the person you feel

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

I'm getting older. I find myself thinking back to when I was a kid. I never used to. I'm less patient in some ways but more so in others. I don't seem to have lost a sense of wonder. My friend is the same age but appears in all ways to be older.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've started going grey on the sides so in my head I'm just like Mr Fantastic from The Fantastic Four. Looking down and seeing a patch of grey pubes slightly killed my buzz though.

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow


"Just remember. You're only as old as the person you feel"

Lol I've always said that they say you're only as old as the woman you feel which is fine but as soon as they say you're only as old as the man you feel I'm out lol

I feel old seeing friends siblings i remember being born turning 16/17/18, passing driving tests etc.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When you notice more beige clothes appearing in your wardrobe and you start reading the Saga holiday magazine....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The offers to get the no questions asked life insurance, with a free pen, that keep popping into my email inbox.

Other than that I feel I have reached the right age for me.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"Just remember. You're only as old as the person you feel"

That adds 11 years for me currently.

When the email from amazon with your recommended buys has a washing machine stacking kit, an iron cleaner and knee supports...

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow


"The offers to get the no questions asked life insurance, with a free pen, that keep popping into my email inbox.

Other than that I feel I have reached the right age for me."

Standing joke at my parents - some of my mail is still posted there and about once a month or so I get life insurance offers based on my current time age... They reckon my current age is anything between 53-65... I'm 22!!!!!! My mum thinks it's hilarious.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Zero tampons and sanitary towels expenditure

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The offers to get the no questions asked life insurance, with a free pen, that keep popping into my email inbox.

Other than that I feel I have reached the right age for me.

Standing joke at my parents - some of my mail is still posted there and about once a month or so I get life insurance offers based on my current time age... They reckon my current age is anything between 53-65... I'm 22!!!!!! My mum thinks it's hilarious. "

Are they basing it on your partner's age if you have linked accounts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get leaflets through the door for 'funeral plans'

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow

They started turning up before we even met. Been told i was 54 when I was 17 lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just remember. You're only as old as the person you feel"

I don't like this saying as Mrs is older then me

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Seeing scantily clad young ladies in town on a cold night and my first thought is "ooo, you'll catch your death, love!"

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By *ricerMan
over a year ago

Stockton-on-Tees

Saggy tits and droopy dicks!! Lol

I quite like saggy tits and fortunately so far not inflicted with a droopy dick!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as I hurtle towards my 50's I feel that I have finally become comfortable with who myself and how I look...

the menopause is a distant memory and I finally have my mojo back hehe...add to that I am now the same low weight I was pre child (over 10 yrs ago) and have no sags or wrinkles either so don't really look my age....but then again I don't feel it either

so all I can say if this is old age...bring it on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"as I hurtle towards my 50's I feel that I have finally become comfortable with who myself and how I look...

the menopause is a distant memory and I finally have my mojo back hehe...add to that I am now the same low weight I was pre child (over 10 yrs ago) and have no sags or wrinkles either so don't really look my age....but then again I don't feel it either

so all I can say if this is old age...bring it on! "

I'm moving to Wales the water must be better there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently had an eye test and the optician told me that my eyesight was still good for my age.

He then looked across at his computer and said "Oh, you're only 44".

What a bastard!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refuse to get old. Can still manage to get chatted up by men old enough to be my son so i plod on ha

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