FabSwingers.com forum: Alternative therapies

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Fab style.

I'll start with the obvious cure all for all male ailments: the blow job.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Cure for a woman's headache? Give a man a blow job.....apparently

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

A full English helps with hangovers, as does a good hard shag.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

After a stressful day.... A good hard pounding

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Cure for a woman's headache? Give a man a blow job.....apparently

Hmmm... I wonder if it's a mind over matter thing?

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

COCK...... the natural cure for all ailments! According to Mrs S x

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"COCK...... the natural cure for all ailments! According to Mrs S x"

Is quim never the cure for anything?

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"COCK...... the natural cure for all ailments! According to Mrs S x

Is quim never the cure for anything?

Not for me, but Mr S would probably agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little lip love is cleansing for the soul

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A little lip love is cleansing for the soul"

Lip love? I love my lips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal - wheh you're having a problem opening your back door.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Anal - wheh you're having a problem opening your back door. "

My back door won't open as my old bed frame is blocking it. How will anal help with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A little lip love is cleansing for the soul

Lip love? I love my lips.

I love your lips too.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A little lip love is cleansing for the soul

Lip love? I love my lips.

I love your lips too. "

A little flustered here now.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A dripping pussy? Plug it with a cock.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"A little lip love is cleansing for the soul

Lip love? I love my lips.

I love your lips too.

A little flustered here now.

Pull yerself together girl!!!!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A little lip love is cleansing for the soul

Lip love? I love my lips.

I love your lips too.

A little flustered here now.

Pull yerself together girl!!!!!

I need therapy!

I went to an alternative therapy fair yesterday (it was in aid of a charity rather than something I would choose to do on a Sunday). Apparently, my third eye is always open and sees too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A little lip love is cleansing for the soul

Lip love? I love my lips.

I love your lips too.

A little flustered here now.

Pull yerself together girl!!!!!

I need therapy!

I went to an alternative therapy fair yesterday (it was in aid of a charity rather than something I would choose to do on a Sunday). Apparently, my third eye is always open and sees too much.

You should wear less revealing underwear... Wait?... What? Sorry I retract that statement.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A little lip love is cleansing for the soul

Lip love? I love my lips.

I love your lips too.

A little flustered here now.

Pull yerself together girl!!!!!

I need therapy!

I went to an alternative therapy fair yesterday (it was in aid of a charity rather than something I would choose to do on a Sunday). Apparently, my third eye is always open and sees too much.

You should wear less revealing underwear... Wait?... What? Sorry I retract that statement. "

The Mormon underwear is a little revealing, isn't it?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A Fez is guaranteed to make anything 25% more fun.

Picture any scene you like, from someone in a gangbang wearing one, to a meet knocking on your door with one and it will be 25% more mirthful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full body massage (including those hard to reach internal bits) to completely relax you then getting really clean under a hot shower

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Anal - wheh you're having a problem opening your back door.

My back door won't open as my old bed frame is blocking it. How will anal help with that?

between this post and your socket dilemma, I'm starting to think that you need a new house lickety

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Anal - wheh you're having a problem opening your back door.

My back door won't open as my old bed frame is blocking it. How will anal help with that?

between this post and your socket dilemma, I'm starting to think that you need a new house lickety"

I can't be doing with that - I'd have to pack everything and there are way too many books to contemplate ever moving.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Full body massage (including those hard to reach internal bits) to completely relax you then getting really clean under a hot shower"

According to another thread a hot shower may not lead to getting really clean.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Anal - wheh you're having a problem opening your back door.

My back door won't open as my old bed frame is blocking it. How will anal help with that?

between this post and your socket dilemma, I'm starting to think that you need a new house lickety

I can't be doing with that - I'd have to pack everything and there are way too many books to contemplate ever moving.

read less?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full body massage (including those hard to reach internal bits) to completely relax you then getting really clean under a hot shower

According to another thread a hot shower may not lead to getting really clean.

yes but such is the ever turning circle of naughtiness. Get clean to get dirty to get clean...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Full body massage (including those hard to reach internal bits) to completely relax you then getting really clean under a hot shower

According to another thread a hot shower may not lead to getting really clean.

yes but such is the ever turning circle of naughtiness. Get clean to get dirty to get clean..."

I need a massage after all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A firm rub on the very base of my back... Massive amount of nerve endings there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cure for ear ache.. put ones cock in her mouth

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A firm rub on the very base of my back... Massive amount of nerve endings there

Nibbling works there too.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Cure for ear ache.. put ones cock in her mouth

Is that a way of getting the wax out of her ears?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cure for ear ache.. put ones cock in her mouth

Is that a way of getting the wax out of her ears? "

No.. just a way to stop her talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A firm rub on the very base of my back... Massive amount of nerve endings there

Packing the massage oil now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cure for ear ache.. put ones cock in her mouth

Is that a way of getting the wax out of her ears? "

Jeez, how hard is he pushing it in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to Jesus...i have Cum withdrawal and can get quite grumpy and short when ive not had my vitamin s

Quick shot....m'appy

(fatbird)

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