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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An Alpha male ex-colleague of mine who was prone to verbally bulling his way to success had well rehearsed put-downs he frequently used when finding himself in uncomfortable situations….
One occasion I distinctly remember was when we were being audited and he was the subject of a face to face interogation by the lead auditor….
My colleague started to rub his eyes and pull a distressed face as though he was suffering a allergic reaction to something,,, the auditor doing the interrogation asked if there was anything wrong and could he help,,, my colleague replied by asking the auditor if he had a cat or dog at home…. The auditor replied that indeed he did have a cat,,,, my colleague then responded by saying,,,,,,,
“For F**K Sake man, when you go home tonight… get hold of your cat and give its arsehole a darn good lick … it might freshen your breath up a bit, it F**king reeks of shit….. the auditor shrivelled…. My ex-colleague was a complete twat btw  |
