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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think it could have been Colonel Mustard in the Library with his lead pipe!

Has anyone else seen anything suspicious in the Lounge today, so we can narrow down the suspects?

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By *ricerMan
over a year ago

Stockton-on-Tees

There was a bloke threatening squirrels with his air rifle - he'd be a good suspect in my book!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Dr Robotnik from Sonic The Hodgeheg done it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I normally get the blame

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Nah I reckon it could be those shifty looking tit smugglers from Azerbaijan myself

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Was it Tavares?

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I normally get the blame "

I wonder why ?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

https://youtu.be/8L0Oae6PzCQ

Now you can all have this going round in your head all day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"https://youtu.be/8L0Oae6PzCQ

Now you can all have this going round in your head all day!

"

Now it makes sense! I thought it was a mastermind criminal that I'd never heard of !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nah I reckon it could be those shifty looking tit smugglers from Azerbaijan myself "

Not budgie smugglers ?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"https://youtu.be/8L0Oae6PzCQ

Now you can all have this going round in your head all day!

Now it makes sense! I thought it was a mastermind criminal that I'd never heard of ! "

And on the plus side, I can use it to prove to Mrs ddc that she WAS wrong to throw out my white brogues. They WERE cool and trendy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't me I've only just arrived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I normally get the blame "

me too ha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wasn't me I've only just arrived "

Are you in disguise?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There was a bloke threatening squirrels with his air rifle - he'd be a good suspect in my book!! "

Poor Nutkins !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dr Robotnik from Sonic The Hodgeheg done it"

What was his weapon of choice though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wasn't me I've only just arrived

Are you in disguise? "

Oh sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it was me who murdered someone with a big fuck off carving knife

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I dunnit but I wasn't in the Lounge when I did it.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

If anyone can be arsed to take it to the Dragon's Den, last we played Cluedo I came up with the idea of 'Adult' Cluedo, using the upstairs rooms.

I'd do Miss Scarlett, on the Four-poster, with the 9" dildo...

(If they take it up, I'll keep 1%, ta)

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Well it wasnt fooking me , i was out all day ,

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You can torture me, OP, to see if I confess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"it was me who murdered someone with a big fuck off carving knife

"

Did you hide the evidence ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dunnit but I wasn't in the Lounge when I did it.

"

Can we have a clue ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can torture me, OP, to see if I confess "

Can I try clover clamps on your nipples?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I dunnit but I wasn't in the Lounge when I did it.

Can we have a clue ? "

I didn't do it alone.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"There was a bloke threatening squirrels with his air rifle - he'd be a good suspect in my book!! "

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I hope It's Miss scarlet... with some rope

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"You can torture me, OP, to see if I confess

Can I try clover clamps on your nipples? "

Yeah. Attach a battery too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah I reckon it could be those shifty looking tit smugglers from Azerbaijan myself "

Ssshhh. You were in for a 30% cut if you kept quiet...now everyone will want in on it..never mind the chesney hawkes sideline...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can torture me, OP, to see if I confess

Can I try clover clamps on your nipples?

Yeah. Attach a battery too "

Stuff that, use the mains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it was me who murdered someone with a big fuck off carving knife

Did you hide the evidence ? "

My daughter went facebook official with her bf the other month. I had to remind him there are a lot of pig farms in lincolnshire. Then my daughter had to explain the reference to him... I think I managed to instil the correct level of fear and respect

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"You can torture me, OP, to see if I confess

Can I try clover clamps on your nipples?

Yeah. Attach a battery too

Stuff that, use the mains "

Sod off! I was planning a flat AAA and pretend with little yelps and squeals.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You can torture me, OP, to see if I confess

Can I try clover clamps on your nipples?

Yeah. Attach a battery too

Stuff that, use the mains

Sod off! I was planning a flat AAA and pretend with little yelps and squeals. "

Just say that you don't have enough sockets.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"You can torture me, OP, to see if I confess

Can I try clover clamps on your nipples?

Yeah. Attach a battery too

Stuff that, use the mains

Sod off! I was planning a flat AAA and

pretend with little yelps and squeals.

Just say that you don't have enough

sockets."

I know where you're going with that.

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