FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Up for anything!

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When you see this on a profile are you not sorely tempted to test this out?

I would like to see if anyone is up for mucking out the stables while being kicked in the balls while singing me a lovely song.

Surely you cannot be up for anything?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you see this on a profile are you not sorely tempted to test this out?

I would like to see if anyone is up for mucking out the stables while being kicked in the balls while singing me a lovely song.

Surely you cannot be up for anything? "

I'm a terrible singer!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Yeah, it's funny how many don't appear to want me to get out the vets gloves and give them an internal a la James Herriot

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, it's funny how many don't appear to want me to get out the vets gloves and give them an internal a la James Herriot "

Never say never lol x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you see this on a profile are you not sorely tempted to test this out?

I would like to see if anyone is up for mucking out the stables while being kicked in the balls while singing me a lovely song.

Surely you cannot be up for anything? I'm a terrible singer!!"

This isn't X Factor sunshine pick up a shovel.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"When you see this on a profile are you not sorely tempted to test this out?

I would like to see if anyone is up for mucking out the stables while being kicked in the balls while singing me a lovely song.

Surely you cannot be up for anything? "

I'll muck out your stables if you wear those jodhpurs and riding boots.

Not sure about being kicked in the balls though and i can't sing.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you see this on a profile are you not sorely tempted to test this out?

I would like to see if anyone is up for mucking out the stables while being kicked in the balls while singing me a lovely song.

Surely you cannot be up for anything?

I'll muck out your stables if you wear those jodhpurs and riding boots.

Not sure about being kicked in the balls though and i can't sing. "

You might be able to sing if you got kicked in the balls!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"When you see this on a profile are you not sorely tempted to test this out?

I would like to see if anyone is up for mucking out the stables while being kicked in the balls while singing me a lovely song.

Surely you cannot be up for anything?

I'll muck out your stables if you wear those jodhpurs and riding boots.

Not sure about being kicked in the balls though and i can't sing.

You might be able to sing if you got kicked in the balls!!! "

I hear the Bee Gees have got a couple of vacancies

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"When you see this on a profile are you not sorely tempted to test this out?

I would like to see if anyone is up for mucking out the stables while being kicked in the balls while singing me a lovely song.

Surely you cannot be up for anything? "

I've offered my ironing pile to several people with this on their profile and not a single, solitary one of them has take me up on it.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you see this on a profile are you not sorely tempted to test this out?

I would like to see if anyone is up for mucking out the stables while being kicked in the balls while singing me a lovely song.

Surely you cannot be up for anything?

I've offered my ironing pile to several people with this on their profile and not a single, solitary one of them has take me up on it."

Perhaps you should offer to iron their cock first? Someone on here would be down for that I bet!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"When you see this on a profile are you not sorely tempted to test this out?

I would like to see if anyone is up for mucking out the stables while being kicked in the balls while singing me a lovely song.

Surely you cannot be up for anything?

I've offered my ironing pile to several people with this on their profile and not a single, solitary one of them has take me up on it.

Perhaps you should offer to iron their cock first? Someone on here would be down for that I bet! "

I hadn't thought of that. I did see a guy with an iron hanging off his testicles once.....not in Tesco I hasten to add

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you see this on a profile are you not sorely tempted to test this out?

I would like to see if anyone is up for mucking out the stables while being kicked in the balls while singing me a lovely song.

Surely you cannot be up for anything? "

Yeah i have and they failed lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top