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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The poster above you is an international criminal mastermind.

How would you bump them off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Push him in the Thames off Tower Bridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

poison her drink

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

An exploding dildo ! (evil me).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet him and post the worst Veri ever in the forums .....sufficient enough to make him go unlos for real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start a fire in chest hair ( it's too impressive to exist)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start a fire in chest hair ( it's too impressive to exist)

Shove a red hot poker up his arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make her swallow her own tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make her swallow her own tits

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Jab him with a sharp stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find out what they are allergic to and accidentally on purpose give it to them in a massive dose.

All this would be null and void if all that happens is a nasty rash.

Mhwahaha Mhwahaha Mhwahaha

But what an annoying itch it would be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jools n Mr fun

Firstly id cook jools a poisoned Jamie Oliver meals then id read Mr Fun a mister men book till he falls asleep

N suffocate him xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start a fire in chest hair ( it's too impressive to exist)

Shove a red hot poker up his arse"

Ouch, you went too far with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jools n Mr fun

Firstly id cook jools a poisoned Jamie Oliver meals then id read Mr Fun a mister men book till he falls asleep

N suffocate him xx"

Make a Drilled from a chainsaw and a 45 gallon fuel tank.... all the while playing Justin Beiber instead rock music...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start a fire in chest hair ( it's too impressive to exist)

Shove a red hot poker up his arse

Ouch, you went too far with that

That was just for starters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make him listen to a One Direction cd.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Take him down the docks and get the fishe wives to shag him to exhaustion and then gut him with their fish knives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take him down the docks and get the fishe wives to shag him to exhaustion and then gut him with their fish knives "

Tell him what at a ickle wickle fluffy bunny rabbit he is until it drives him mad & he rams his fist down his throat

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By *ants Horse Hung CockMan
over a year ago

co durham

Id shag her to death. Im willing to take as long as it needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id give him Fabs first ever shit blowjob the shock of it would kill him.

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By *ants Horse Hung CockMan
over a year ago

co durham

Too late ice already had a shit blowjob, didnt even know she was down there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id give him Fabs first ever shit blowjob the shock of it would kill him.

Adminster Rohypnol then use a permanent marker to put the beard back....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id give him Fabs first ever shit blowjob the shock of it would kill him.

Adminster Rohypnol then use a permanent marker to put the beard back...."

Drown him in his own coffee

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By *ants Horse Hung CockMan
over a year ago

co durham

Oh not coffee i hate it can smell it a mile off, so no one can assasinate me with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id give him Fabs first ever shit blowjob the shock of it would kill him.

Adminster Rohypnol then use a permanent marker to put the beard back....

Drown him in his own coffee "

Feed her Condensed.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get my mate George to come round with his lance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get my mate George to come round with his lance

Ask him what happened last time he got his lance out....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Glue his bum hole closed and force feed him coca cola and hot chillies until he explodes from all the gas

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Lock him in a room and give him the choice of eating a kilo of ghost chilli's or shooting himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Homicidal katana wielding ninja gerbil

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"Homicidal katana wielding ninja gerbil "

Leave a banana skin on the floor so that when 'slightly d*unk dancing' takes place, the fall is catastrophic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Homicidal katana wielding ninja gerbil

Leave a banana skin on the floor so that when 'slightly d*unk dancing' takes place, the fall is catastrophic"

Film the fall so they will die laughing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dropped into the middle of the sahara wearing a black onesie and carrying a picture of a waterfall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the woods, strip him naked , outdoor cinema - porn movie is on , smother his cock in honey. Once it is erect, release the swarm of killer bees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flying roundhouse kick or 1 inch punch....or maybe a Chinese burn

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

push them in a pond

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hung by the feet over a barrel of whisky which is slowly filling

The whisky needs to be drank to keep the level down.

All wee goes back in to the barrel

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Put on a helicopter and flown to the Austalian outback. Only one contestant faces him. That Gemma from TOWIE. Gemma has upped her game, if he loses any challenge, he will die a 1000 public shamings.

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