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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Post your best chat up line to the person above xx

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Post your best chat up line to the person above xx"

Fancy a fuck?

Sorry couldnt resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How You doing,

(In his best Joey voice)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Post your best chat up line to the person above xx

Fancy a fuck?

Sorry couldnt resist

That was rubbish but so effective

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Post your best chat up line to the person above xx"

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your cart luv,your pulled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/05/15 12:46:41]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get your cart luv,your pulled."

Ever been to Jerusalem? Coz you Israeli sexy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get your cart luv,your pulled.

Ever been to Jerusalem? Coz you Israeli sexy...

Im sure I know your face from somewhere! Oh I know,in my dreams.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Post your best chat up line to the person above xx

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

If it means me seeing that sexy arse, I'd make you walk by again & again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get your cart luv,your pulled.

Ever been to Jerusalem? Coz you Israeli sexy...

That's one of those lines that only works in text.

If I said it. She'd look at me like I was batshit crazy.

You could say that to 100 people abd I doubt anyone would get it.

It's good though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post your best chat up line to the person above xx

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

If it means me seeing that sexy arse, I'd make you walk by again & again

I bet you get sick of guys hitting on you all the time,must be hard to keep that great smile.

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By *heraven222Man
over a year ago

St albans

Are you from tennesee as your the only ten i see

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven

How do you like your breakfast

My house or yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you from tennesee as your the only ten i see

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven

How do you like your breakfast

My house or yours

If I had sex with you id be raven about it for months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on a treasure hunt.. can I have a look at your chest

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By *heraven222Man
over a year ago

St albans

"Are you from tennesee as your the only ten i see

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven

How do you like your breakfast

My house or yours

If I had sex with you id be raven about it for months

Ever near london then be my guest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i told you, you have a nice body would you hold it against me?

I'm not very good at this

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By *heraven222Man
over a year ago

St albans

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello I am love monkey

And looking for someone to swing from tree to tree

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By *urvybrunette91Woman
over a year ago

tidworth

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

I love this one!!!

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By *agerkriegaMan
over a year ago

Selby

Where are you from? Is there any Yorkshire inyou? Would you like some?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curvybrunette has spanner eyes.

Every time she looks at me my nuts tighten.

Taxi.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curvybrunette has spanner eyes.

Every time she looks at me my nuts tighten.

Taxi........."
are you going to offer a lady a seat.....your lap looks good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello you how are you hope your well you look exactly like my next girlfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello you how are you hope your well you look exactly like my next girlfriend "

Why don't I sit on your lap and talk about the first thing that comes up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we're having an argument over who's spoken to the hottest woman.. do you mind if prove them wrong?....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curvybrunette has spanner eyes.

Every time she looks at me my nuts tighten.

Taxi.........are you going to offer a lady a seat.....your lap looks good

Stop teasing me!!!!! You know I don't mean that, right?

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Hey ba-beh, mind if rest my hand here inbetween you legs for a little while (it only works if you sound like Elvis though)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curvybrunette has spanner eyes.

Every time she looks at me my nuts tighten.

Taxi.........are you going to offer a lady a seat.....your lap looks good

Stop teasing me!!!!! You know I don't mean that, right?"
you look tired would you like to rest on my pillows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey ba-beh, mind if rest my hand here inbetween you legs for a little while (it only works if you sound like Elvis though)"

My beds a bit lumpy but I'm not sure wanna come try it out.

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

i May not be Fred flintstone but I can make your bed rock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curvybrunette has spanner eyes.

Every time she looks at me my nuts tighten.

Taxi.........are you going to offer a lady a seat.....your lap looks good

Stop teasing me!!!!! You know I don't mean that, right?you look tired would you like to rest on my pillows

Stop it!!!!!!! You bloody know the answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curvybrunette has spanner eyes.

Every time she looks at me my nuts tighten.

Taxi.........are you going to offer a lady a seat.....your lap looks good

Stop teasing me!!!!! You know I don't mean that, right?you look tired would you like to rest on my pillows

Stop it!!!!!!! You bloody know the answer.

"
do I?

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"Curvybrunette has spanner eyes.

Every time she looks at me my nuts tighten.

Taxi.........are you going to offer a lady a seat.....your lap looks good

As long as I have a face you'll always have a seat

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Hey ba-beh, mind if rest my hand here inbetween you legs for a little while (it only works if you sound like Elvis though)

My beds a bit lumpy but I'm not sure wanna come try it out."

sure but if it does turn out to be lumpy, then you can lay on top of me if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey ba-beh, mind if rest my hand here inbetween you legs for a little while (it only works if you sound like Elvis though)

My beds a bit lumpy but I'm not sure wanna come try it out.

sure but if it does turn out to be lumpy, then you can lay on top of me if you like "

I don't lay on my bed.....I sit on it

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Hey ba-beh, mind if rest my hand here inbetween you legs for a little while (it only works if you sound like Elvis though)

My beds a bit lumpy but I'm not sure wanna come try it out.

sure but if it does turn out to be lumpy, then you can lay on top of me if you like

I don't lay on my bed.....I sit on it

tell me more....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey ba-beh, mind if rest my hand here inbetween you legs for a little while (it only works if you sound like Elvis though)

My beds a bit lumpy but I'm not sure wanna come try it out.

sure but if it does turn out to be lumpy, then you can lay on top of me if you like

I don't lay on my bed.....I sit on it

tell me more....

Well I sit and I struggle to sit still.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curvybrunette has spanner eyes.

Every time she looks at me my nuts tighten.

Taxi.........are you going to offer a lady a seat.....your lap looks good

As long as I have a face you'll always have a seat "
ooohhh quite comfy here

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Hey ba-beh, mind if rest my hand here inbetween you legs for a little while (it only works if you sound like Elvis though)

My beds a bit lumpy but I'm not sure wanna come try it out.

sure but if it does turn out to be lumpy, then you can lay on top of me if you like

I don't lay on my bed.....I sit on it

tell me more....

Well I sit and I struggle to sit still. "

I'm not surprised you struggle to sit still, especially if you have young buck of your liking to sit on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""we're having an argument over who's spoken to the hottest woman.. do you mind if prove them wrong?.....""

I've heard sex is a killer, wanna die happy

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

My face will be leaving in quarter of an hour... I'd like you to be on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You like jewellery??? If so suck my cock it's a real gem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a map?? Cos I keep getting lost in your eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm writing a book about phone numbers but I seem to be missing yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a math teacher and one plus two equals me and you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you want for breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know your worth it... Now knell down, open wide and swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(For miss innocent)

Hi,I'm a Norwich fan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"(For miss innocent)

Hi,I'm a Norwich fan

You've pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(For miss innocent)

Hi,I'm a Norwich fan

"
I'll give you a piece of orange at half time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought we were friends??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought we were friends?? "

???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought we were friends?? "
pardon ?

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By *heraven222Man
over a year ago

St albans

Which line has been the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which line has been the best"

For me, "Hi, I'm a Norwich fan!!"

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By *heraven222Man
over a year ago

St albans

"Which line has been the best

For me, "Hi, I'm a Norwich fan!!""

Im a watford fan i support the team with the best strikers in the league

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which line has been the best

For me, "Hi, I'm a Norwich fan!!"

Im a watford fan i support the team with the best strikers in the league"

Couldn't score against us

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By *heraven222Man
over a year ago

St albans

Just got to ask did wes hoolahan ever recover from being shot as he went down like he had been the diving little cheat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just got to ask did wes hoolahan ever recover from being shot as he went down like he had been the diving little cheat"

3-0 both times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab your Taco you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican.

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By *heraven222Man
over a year ago

St albans

"Just got to ask did wes hoolahan ever recover from being shot as he went down like he had been the diving little cheat

3-0 both times."

Sorry who that who got automatically promoted come on middesborugh beat the divers. I heard a rumour you was signing Tom Daley is that true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got asked once

Fancy going halves on a bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the way I don't support Norwich it's just a chat up line

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just got to ask did wes hoolahan ever recover from being shot as he went down like he had been the diving little cheat

3-0 both times.

Sorry who that who got automatically promoted come on middesborugh beat the divers. I heard a rumour you was signing Tom Daley is that true"

Petty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By the way I don't support Norwich it's just a chat up line

You've wounded me

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By *heraven222Man
over a year ago

St albans

Tom Daley, Wes Hoolahan and Cameron Jerome for gold medal in diving

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