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By *irce OP   Woman
over a year ago

Gloucester

I will go for housework at the moment

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By *tacey_CD1TV/TS
over a year ago

Liverpool

Being my gender

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

Us men die first !!!!

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Prostate..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to have reason behind an argument.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Menstrual cycle and that thing...you know when you're older...the change...effin periods every two weeks!

What's it called?

Makes you batty!

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By *irce OP   Woman
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Menstrual cycle and that thing...you know when you're older...the change...effin periods every two weeks!

What's it called?

Makes you batty! "

Menopause?

I had to drop HRT twice for 8 weeks, i know what hot flushes are like

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Menstrual cycle and that thing...you know when you're older...the change...effin periods every two weeks!

What's it called?

Makes you batty!

Menopause?

I had to drop HRT twice for 8 weeks, i know what hot flushes are like "

Yes! Menopause. That kinda sucks.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

mother nature....she is being too generous with her monthly gifts, bringing two a month

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Not being able to be a raging lesbian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

trying to hide a hardon if there is someone excepitonal about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being kicked in the bollocks!

I cut the lawn the other day, then as I sat having a beer on my freshly mown grass I got round to some heavy deductive thinking and came up with an answer to the age old question. Getting kicked in the balls is way worse than childbirth, and here's why.

About a year or so after having a baby you will quite often hear a woman say "I think I'd like another baby" and yet you will never hear a man say "you know what, I think I'd quite like another kick in the nuts....!"

I rest my case. Time for another beer.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being kicked in the bollocks!

I cut the lawn the other day, then as I sat having a beer on my freshly mown grass I got round to some heavy deductive thinking and came up with an answer to the age old question. Getting kicked in the balls is way worse than childbirth, and here's why.

About a year or so after having a baby you will quite often hear a woman say "I think I'd like another baby" and yet you will never hear a man say "you know what, I think I'd quite like another kick in the nuts....!"

I rest my case. Time for another beer....."

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Period pains and hopefully soon it will be menopause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being kicked in the bollocks!

I cut the lawn the other day, then as I sat having a beer on my freshly mown grass I got round to some heavy deductive thinking and came up with an answer to the age old question. Getting kicked in the balls is way worse than childbirth, and here's why.

About a year or so after having a baby you will quite often hear a woman say "I think I'd like another baby" and yet you will never hear a man say "you know what, I think I'd quite like another kick in the nuts....!"

I rest my case. Time for another beer....."

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being kicked in the bollocks!

I cut the lawn the other day, then as I sat having a beer on my freshly mown grass I got round to some heavy deductive thinking and came up with an answer to the age old question. Getting kicked in the balls is way worse than childbirth, and here's why.

About a year or so after having a baby you will quite often hear a woman say "I think I'd like another baby" and yet you will never hear a man say "you know what, I think I'd quite like another kick in the nuts....!"

I rest my case. Time for another beer....."

Well said that man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Menstrual cycle and that thing...you know when you're older...the change...effin periods every two weeks!

What's it called?

Makes you batty! "

Second that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring right all the time.

Knowing the difference between boxed chevrons and open chevrons.

Not being able to flutter your eyes at the police officer who's explaining the difference between boxed chevrons and open chevrons!.

Having to take alternative routes that don't include chevrons while driving with your wife

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Having to pretend you're not terrified of spiders.

Although I'm not, obviously.

(Shit, what was that that just ran under the sofa? )

{lifts legs and carries on typing... }

Mr ddc

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Hormones.

Bras.

Mother Nature.

Tampons.

Childbirth.

Shaving.

Maintenance.

The multiple orgasms are kind of a reward for all that though.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being kicked in the bollocks!

I cut the lawn the other day, then as I sat having a beer on my freshly mown grass I got round to some heavy deductive thinking and came up with an answer to the age old question. Getting kicked in the balls is way worse than childbirth, and here's why.

About a year or so after having a baby you will quite often hear a woman say "I think I'd like another baby" and yet you will never hear a man say "you know what, I think I'd quite like another kick in the nuts....!"

And thankfully that's why women are the child bearers lol

I rest my case. Time for another beer....."

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Hormones.

Bras.

Mother Nature.

Tampons.

Childbirth.

Shaving.

Maintenance.

The multiple orgasms are kind of a reward for all that though.

- Amy. x"

Bras are pretty bad for men too. Why no-one has invented quick-release fittings for them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say the unrelenting 'so when are you having kids' questions are a bit annoying. I also tend to slice myself accidentally whilst shaving and that's a pain.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Prostate..!"

Many guys would dislike not having their prostate pleasured!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

boobs as they are doing my head in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hormones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to bear the colossal weight of burden of being the architects of a shambolic civilisation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not having a cock which is capable of sensations and feeling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not having a cock which is capable of sensations and feeling. "

It's all in the mind. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently? Being invisible. As an older woman I find I am overlooked in queues etc

That and men talking to my boobs and not to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Currently? Being invisible. As an older woman I find I am overlooked in queues etc

That and men talking to my boobs and not to me.

"

A avatar of one's visage may be the key to your gateway of desire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to put so much effort into impressing a woman who will simply just get bored with you and move onto the next bloke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Periods or the fact that being body beautiful increases your worth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a wardrobe crisis

Pretending I am incapable of assembling flat pack furniture (the other sort of wardrobe crisis)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair growing out of my ears instead of my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hair growing out of my ears instead of my head."

So glad to be a woman sometimes. I do feel sorry for guys who go bald but have hairy backs, ears and noses. Nature is so unkind sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

having to deal with girls

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By *tef1972TV/TS
over a year ago

blackburn


"Being kicked in the bollocks!

I cut the lawn the other day, then as I sat having a beer on my freshly mown grass I got round to some heavy deductive thinking and came up with an answer to the age old question. Getting kicked in the balls is way worse than childbirth, and here's why.

About a year or so after having a baby you will quite often hear a woman say "I think I'd like another baby" and yet you will never hear a man say "you know what, I think I'd quite like another kick in the nuts....!"

I rest my case. Time for another beer....."

LAD!!!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Being held up as the talismanic godlike saviour and centre of the universe to all women's dreams and desires. It gets so tiring at times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

other guys ruining everything for ME on fab

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"Being kicked in the bollocks!

I cut the lawn the other day, then as I sat having a beer on my freshly mown grass I got round to some heavy deductive thinking and came up with an answer to the age old question. Getting kicked in the balls is way worse than childbirth, and here's why.

About a year or so after having a baby you will quite often hear a woman say "I think I'd like another baby" and yet you will never hear a man say "you know what, I think I'd quite like another kick in the nuts....!"

I rest my case. Time for another beer....."

I know this is tongue in cheek but some men ACTUALLY believe this...

Seriously, the only way it could compare is if you were kicked in the balls again and again repeatedly for a couple of hours/days...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hair growing out of my ears instead of my head.

So glad to be a woman sometimes. I do feel sorry for guys who go bald but have hairy backs, ears and noses. Nature is so unkind sometimes."

Im not bald,just receding a little, thing my hair follicles have list thier way and are going for the nearest daylight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Periods and having to shave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feeling increasingly less valued in the world, and the constant, endless competition.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Being bought a half when I asked for a pint. That annoys me.

Oh, and pay disparity, casual incidents of sexism and various other things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a man I definitely lack the organisational skills females have.

Also my mum is really decisive. She doesn't fuck about.

I'm similar but she's more so.

Men make bad decisions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being kicked in the bollocks!

I cut the lawn the other day, then as I sat having a beer on my freshly mown grass I got round to some heavy deductive thinking and came up with an answer to the age old question. Getting kicked in the balls is way worse than childbirth, and here's why.

About a year or so after having a baby you will quite often hear a woman say "I think I'd like another baby" and yet you will never hear a man say "you know what, I think I'd quite like another kick in the nuts....!"

I rest my case. Time for another beer.....

Thanks pal,that did make me laugh,I can just imagine all the mothers reading that thumping the table.

I know this is tongue in cheek but some men ACTUALLY believe this...

Seriously, the only way it could compare is if you were kicked in the balls again and again repeatedly for a couple of hours/days..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh, and pay disparity, "

I really don't think that exists.

Maybe once. But not now. Imo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not getting as many fabs as Mrs

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I like being a woman, I wouldn't want to be a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"boobs as they are doing my head in "

They look pretty gorgeous to me .... Pass them up here for a while I'll look after them for you ..... you'll most likely get them back more than a little played with though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being expected to wear make up, have your hair done, eyebrows done etc to go out, it's torture!! Men just go as they are....bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can't think of anything bad to be honest

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

And having to wobble home on those ridiculous high heels that seemed such a sexy good idea at going out time but now makes you feel like tottering around d*unkenly like pingu in pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact women are expected to dress up in sexy lingerie, stockings, heels etc for a meet whereas men just come in jeans & a top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being kicked in the bollocks!

I cut the lawn the other day, then as I sat having a beer on my freshly mown grass I got round to some heavy deductive thinking and came up with an answer to the age old question. Getting kicked in the balls is way worse than childbirth, and here's why.

About a year or so after having a baby you will quite often hear a woman say "I think I'd like another baby" and yet you will never hear a man say "you know what, I think I'd quite like another kick in the nuts....!"

I rest my case. Time for another beer....."

I lol'd hard at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to say something intelligent or funny to a woman with out looking a right plonker or that might just be me lol .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erections on public transport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being female sucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to piss easily in public

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By *lackbirdtimestwoWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Periods,

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It depends on the day of the week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fact women are expected to dress up in sexy lingerie, stockings, heels etc for a meet whereas men just come in jeans & a top "

nothing wrong with premature ejaculation

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By *heraven222Man
over a year ago

St albans

Cant lay on my chest without hurting my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fact women are expected to dress up in sexy lingerie, stockings, heels etc for a meet whereas men just come in jeans & a top

nothing wrong with premature ejaculation"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fact women are expected to dress up in sexy lingerie, stockings, heels etc for a meet whereas men just come in jeans & a top "

hence wardrobe crisis! I never know what to wear...guys turn up in jeans and a T shirt or 'casual' smart clothes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being bi can really have a negative stigma attached.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aside from significantly worse mental and physical health care there's nothing bad about being a bloke we're awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being expected to wear make up, have your hair done, eyebrows done etc to go out, it's torture!! Men just go as they are....bastards "

To be fair that expectation is from other women we men don't notice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to wear a bra

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