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"Fancy a fuck?" 1/10. Not really in the spirit haha. Must try harder. | |||
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"When it comes to winning women's affections, I'm like a comedic owl I wit, to woo" That was THE worse pun... I laughed though. | |||
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"I want to be wooed. Come on ladies you can be as wude as you like with me! " Well they say the way to a mans heart is through is stomach so for you darling I'll cook you up a steak and coming from someome who's been a vegaterian for 26 years it must be lust Come on that's got to be worth at least an 8 | |||
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"Fancy a fuck? Yes please I'm gagging " You see - always happens | |||
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"I want to be wooed. Come on ladies you can be as wude as you like with me! Well they say the way to a mans heart is through is stomach so for you darling I'll cook you up a steak and coming from someome who's been a vegaterian for 26 years it must be lust Come on that's got to be worth at least an 8 " That's at least a 9 in my book You look like a million dollars...all green and wrinkled! Sorry only joking! Try this one... If I had the stars from the darkest night and the diamonds from the deepest ocean. I'd forsake them all for your sweet kiss for that's all I'm wishin' to be ownin' | |||
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"I want to be wooed. Come on ladies you can be as wude as you like with me! Well they say the way to a mans heart is through is stomach so for you darling I'll cook you up a steak and coming from someome who's been a vegaterian for 26 years it must be lust Come on that's got to be worth at least an 8 That's at least a 9 in my book You look like a million dollars...all green and wrinkled! Sorry only joking! Try this one... If I had the stars from the darkest night and the diamonds from the deepest ocean. I'd forsake them all for your sweet kiss for that's all I'm wishin' to be ownin' " Your teeth are like stars....they come out at night | |||
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"Get ya coat.. " You can stop trying you had me at fancy | |||
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