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What do you love doing on the weekend? | |||
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"I dig holes up the woods and put people in them.  "That actually made me laugh out loud  | |||
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"I love Cheating, bareback and spreading STDs..
What do you love doing on the weekend?"You mean you don't squirt or only meet black guys with big black cocks? | |||
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"I dig holes up the woods and put people in them. "Do both of you do this or just the one of you? | |||
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"I love Cheating, bareback and spreading STDs..
What do you love doing on the weekend?
You mean you don't squirt or only meet black guys with big black cocks?"Sorry but that sounds like discrimination to me! I'm Bloody Well Offended I should block your profile! | |||
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"I dig holes up the woods and put people in them.
Do both of you do this or just the one of you?"We do it together it's great when you find a hobby that you both love. | |||
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"I make pubic wigs" If they've your pubes I'll rub one all over me..urr I meant I'll buy one  | |||
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"Strut up n down high street in my union Jack mankini" You know how to have a sexy time... Do you strut it to "don't cha"? | |||
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"I love Cheating, bareback and spreading STDs..
What do you love doing on the weekend?
You mean you don't squirt or only meet black guys with big black cocks?
Sorry but that sounds like discrimination to me!
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I should block your profile!"Forgot to add bi men only please, seems like everything I do pushes someone's button, or not .... let's see if I can survive the forums without getting upset this weekend .... | |||
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"I dig holes up the woods and put people in them.
Do both of you do this or just the one of you?
We do it together it's great when you find a hobby that you both love. "A couple that plays together stays together right? | |||
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"I dig holes up the woods and put people in them.
Do both of you do this or just the one of you?
We do it together it's great when you find a hobby that you both love.
A couple that plays together stays together right?"A couple that slays together. Stays together more like. | |||
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"I love Cheating, bareback and spreading STDs..
What do you love doing on the weekend?"Wow you're in for a full weekend of fun. Dont forget making people squirt and then checking to see if it's piss it not | |||
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"I like to blow out the candles on other peoples birthday cakes, It always puts a smile on my face "Oooo feel free to blow on my flame | |||
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"This weekend will be celebrating my birthday, so hopefully ridiculously pissed/hungover.
Hopefully a cock in there somewhere too "I don't class birthdays as hobbies..however my cock can be!hint hint nudge nudge if you know what I'm saying | |||
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"I love Cheating, bareback and spreading STDs..
What do you love doing on the weekend?
Wow you're in for a full weekend of fun.
Dont forget making people squirt and then checking to see if it's piss it not "Or if your strapped for time I'll just piss on you, saves you checking | |||
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"This weekend will be celebrating my birthday, so hopefully ridiculously pissed/hungover.
Hopefully a cock in there somewhere too "I'm sure you're not short of offers! | |||
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"I love Cheating, bareback and spreading STDs..
What do you love doing on the weekend?
Wow you're in for a full weekend of fun.
Dont forget making people squirt and then checking to see if it's piss it not
Gushing at the club tonight, if anyone wants me to send them some to check the taste??
Or if your strapped for time I'll just piss on you, saves you checking " | |||
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"I spend my weekends arranging meets & then not turning up. Well, I'm not wasting my time actually going to them "More power to you love!and if you did show up they'd probably be shit anyway | |||
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"This weekend will be celebrating my birthday, so hopefully ridiculously pissed/hungover.
Hopefully a cock in there somewhere too
I don't class birthdays as hobbies..however my cock can be!hint hint nudge nudge if you know what I'm saying "Can fucking your cock be my new hobby? | |||
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"Just having a shag would do me If I get enough I'll class it as a hobbie "Well my penis would shag you a few times ..it loves muff | |||
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"I love Cheating, bareback and spreading STDs..
What do you love doing on the weekend?
Wow you're in for a full weekend of fun.
Dont forget making people squirt and then checking to see if it's piss it not "Its definitely piss..men scientists have said it is | |||
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"This weekend will be celebrating my birthday, so hopefully ridiculously pissed/hungover.
Hopefully a cock in there somewhere too
I don't class birthdays as hobbies..however my cock can be!hint hint nudge nudge if you know what I'm saying
Can fucking your cock be my new hobby? "Damn right it can...although you'll have to share me as I like to whore myself out at £5 a pop..my cheap prices are bringing all the ladies are in | |||
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"I dig holes up the woods and put people in them.
Do both of you do this or just the one of you?
We do it together it's great when you find a hobby that you both love. "And thats how Fred and rose west started | |||
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"This weekend will be celebrating my birthday, so hopefully ridiculously pissed/hungover.
Hopefully a cock in there somewhere too
I don't class birthdays as hobbies..however my cock can be!hint hint nudge nudge if you know what I'm saying
Can fucking your cock be my new hobby?
Damn right it can...although you'll have to share me as I like to whore myself out at £5 a pop..my cheap prices are bringing all the ladies are in "I'll have 10 bobs worth | |||
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"This weekend will be celebrating my birthday, so hopefully ridiculously pissed/hungover.
Hopefully a cock in there somewhere too "On my way x | |||
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"This weekend will be celebrating my birthday, so hopefully ridiculously pissed/hungover.
Hopefully a cock in there somewhere too
I don't class birthdays as hobbies..however my cock can be!hint hint nudge nudge if you know what I'm saying
Can fucking your cock be my new hobby?
Damn right it can...although you'll have to share me as I like to whore myself out at £5 a pop..my cheap prices are bringing all the ladies are in
I'll have 10 bobs worth "Are you under paying me here?sounds like illegal tender to me...I'll accept sterling or euros ... | |||
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"This weekend will be celebrating my birthday, so hopefully ridiculously pissed/hungover.
Hopefully a cock in there somewhere too
On my way x"Ooo yes. 32 "bumps" please (Age wrong on profile) | |||
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"Oh, cook a few dishes from the Lecter School of Cookery. I have a lot of choice cuts from all the election campaigners that came to the door...." If they're off cuts from UKIP and the libs I'll bring the Chianti | |||
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"This weekend will be celebrating my birthday, so hopefully ridiculously pissed/hungover.
Hopefully a cock in there somewhere too
I don't class birthdays as hobbies..however my cock can be!hint hint nudge nudge if you know what I'm saying
Can fucking your cock be my new hobby?
Damn right it can...although you'll have to share me as I like to whore myself out at £5 a pop..my cheap prices are bringing all the ladies are in
I'll have 10 bobs worth
Are you under paying me here?sounds like illegal tender to me...I'll accept sterling or euros ..."As if 
Its olden days money pre decimalisation ten bob was 50p, as if I'd rip you off, I'm offended | |||
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"I dig holes up the woods and put people in them.
Do both of you do this or just the one of you?
We do it together it's great when you find a hobby that you both love.
And thats how Fred and rose west started"They knew how to have a little fun with their kids,lodgers and basements | |||
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"This weekend will be celebrating my birthday, so hopefully ridiculously pissed/hungover.
Hopefully a cock in there somewhere too
On my way x
Ooo yes. 32 "bumps" please (Age wrong on profile) "Having seen your face pic this morning you would be lucky to get that many before I need a rest haha. Dont worry im fine after a brew to go again hahaha. Mwah. You are still my favourite | |||
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"This weekend will be celebrating my birthday, so hopefully ridiculously pissed/hungover.
Hopefully a cock in there somewhere too
I don't class birthdays as hobbies..however my cock can be!hint hint nudge nudge if you know what I'm saying
Can fucking your cock be my new hobby?
Damn right it can...although you'll have to share me as I like to whore myself out at £5 a pop..my cheap prices are bringing all the ladies are in
I'll have 10 bobs worth
Are you under paying me here?sounds like illegal tender to me...I'll accept sterling or euros ...
As if
Its olden days money pre decimalisation ten bob was 50p, as if I'd rip you off, I'm offended "As its you the first go can be a freebie you'll definitely be back for more.. | |||
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"I dig holes up the woods and put people in them.
That actually made me laugh out loud "And me! | |||
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"This weekend will be celebrating my birthday, so hopefully ridiculously pissed/hungover.
Hopefully a cock in there somewhere too
I don't class birthdays as hobbies..however my cock can be!hint hint nudge nudge if you know what I'm saying
Can fucking your cock be my new hobby?
Damn right it can...although you'll have to share me as I like to whore myself out at £5 a pop..my cheap prices are bringing all the ladies are in
I'll have 10 bobs worth
Are you under paying me here?sounds like illegal tender to me...I'll accept sterling or euros ...
As if
Its olden days money pre decimalisation ten bob was 50p, as if I'd rip you off, I'm offended
As its you the first go can be a freebie you'll definitely be back for more.."Hark at you | |||
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"I make up fake profiles of early 20 something girls from photos i have stolen of facebook(normally duck face selfies).Get loads of single guys as friends(and i mean loads) in the space of about 20 mins...Then delete profile after about 4 hours," I like your style brother ....there's way too many genuine single girls on here anyway... | |||
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"This weekend will be celebrating my birthday, so hopefully ridiculously pissed/hungover.
Hopefully a cock in there somewhere too
I don't class birthdays as hobbies..however my cock can be!hint hint nudge nudge if you know what I'm saying
Can fucking your cock be my new hobby?
Damn right it can...although you'll have to share me as I like to whore myself out at £5 a pop..my cheap prices are bringing all the ladies are in
I'll have 10 bobs worth
Are you under paying me here?sounds like illegal tender to me...I'll accept sterling or euros ...
As if
Its olden days money pre decimalisation ten bob was 50p, as if I'd rip you off, I'm offended
As its you the first go can be a freebie you'll definitely be back for more..
Hark at you "Baby..you have a vagina,and i have a penis..clearly we're made for each other | |||
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"This weekend will be celebrating my birthday, so hopefully ridiculously pissed/hungover.
Hopefully a cock in there somewhere too
On my way x
Ooo yes. 32 "bumps" please (Age wrong on profile)
Having seen your face pic this morning you would be lucky to get that many before I need a rest haha. Dont worry im fine after a brew to go again hahaha. Mwah. You are still my favourite "I don't do tea. I do gin | |||
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"This weekend will be celebrating my birthday, so hopefully ridiculously pissed/hungover.
Hopefully a cock in there somewhere too
On my way x
Ooo yes. 32 "bumps" please (Age wrong on profile)
Having seen your face pic this morning you would be lucky to get that many before I need a rest haha. Dont worry im fine after a brew to go again hahaha. Mwah. You are still my favourite
I don't do tea. I do gin "Ok. Im on vodka then x | |||
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"This weekend will be celebrating my birthday, so hopefully ridiculously pissed/hungover.
Hopefully a cock in there somewhere too
On my way x
Ooo yes. 32 "bumps" please (Age wrong on profile)
Having seen your face pic this morning you would be lucky to get that many before I need a rest haha. Dont worry im fine after a brew to go again hahaha. Mwah. You are still my favourite
I don't do tea. I do gin
Ok. Im on vodka then x"I have an entire bottle of that in my freezer.. you are welcome to it | |||
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"This weekend will be celebrating my birthday, so hopefully ridiculously pissed/hungover.
Hopefully a cock in there somewhere too
On my way x
Ooo yes. 32 "bumps" please (Age wrong on profile)
Having seen your face pic this morning you would be lucky to get that many before I need a rest haha. Dont worry im fine after a brew to go again hahaha. Mwah. You are still my favourite
I don't do tea. I do gin
Ok. Im on vodka then x
I have an entire bottle of that in my freezer.. you are welcome to it "As long as its grey goose x | |||
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