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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, having just spent 20 minutes going through security, waiting on my bag to be searched, I'm thinking oops, I know what set the alarm off, those bloody cuffs...

What have you taken through security that's set the alarms off and has the security person waved it around???

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Hahahahahhaa Took my son and his friend to Amsterdam but flew in and out of Rotterdam. Sons friend bought his gf a huge vibrator. Stopped and searched PML we were all taking the piss out of him including the staff.... He died a 1000 deaths that day!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I had a male security guard pull my box of tampax out, look puzzled and start pulling them out one by one. This was in Changi Airport in Singapore.

He was about to start ooening one when a female security guard whispered something in his ear. I've never seen anyone stuff something back in a case so quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A huge carved wooden penis ornament that my husband painted glossy black.Security at Fuerteventura didn't even blink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice pics by the way Mr polar bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, having just spent 20 minutes going through security, waiting on my bag to be searched, I'm thinking oops, I know what set the alarm off, those bloody cuffs...

What have you taken through security that's set the alarms off and has the security person waved it around??? "

You dirty sod

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice pics by the way Mr polar bear"

The Spanish are very liberal!! And thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, having just spent 20 minutes going through security, waiting on my bag to be searched, I'm thinking oops, I know what set the alarm off, those bloody cuffs...

What have you taken through security that's set the alarms off and has the security person waved it around???

You dirty sod "

Moi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flew into Belfast with some friends a few years ago on a hen do. It involved 80s fancy dress and one woman's Rambo costume and accessories (plastic machine gun and semi-realistic looking bullet belt) didn't go down too well....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not alarms but stopped for a jar of jam - was classed as liquid - i talked my way out of it ..........somehow

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Handcuffs didn't set any alarms off, carrying a gross of condoms didn't get any interest (for a friend in Ireland cos they're ridiculously expensive there) and noone cared about the cane.

But carry a vibrator with the battery still in and it counts as electrical equipment and should be taken out and placed in the tray It was a female security officerand she moved some clothes aside, saw what it was then pushed the clothes back and gave me a huge grinand sent me on my way.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Oooh Matron! What a carry on!

I've only flown once, but when I go to Court with work, I'm always tempted to put a random object in my pocket, like a tin of tuna, or the next week a tin opener.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I have a pacemaker fitted so I always set off the alarms...also sometimes shoplifting ones!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Oooh Matron! What a carry on!

I've only flown once, but when I go to Court with work, I'm always tempted to put a random object in my pocket, like a tin of tuna, or the next week a tin opener. "

I did have to hand a pair of pliers over to court security once cos I'd forgotten they were in my handbag

But it wasn't till I was sat in the court and went in my bag for a tissue that I realised they'd missed my pen knife

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I have a pacemaker fitted so I always set off the alarms...also sometimes shoplifting ones!"

I spent last summer setting off shoplifting alarms. Finally realised that the security tag on a lipstick hadn't been deactivated. After setting the sirens off repeatedly in a local store (amongst others) going in as well as out a friendly store security guy helped me wave the regular contents of my bag past the sensors till we worked out what it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vibrator in Atlanta. I had to tell them every electrical item in my bag and I'm sure he took great delight in asking me over and over again "what else"?

I was mortified and just kept saying I didn't know lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh Matron! What a carry on!

I've only flown once, but when I go to Court with work, I'm always tempted to put a random object in my pocket, like a tin of tuna, or the next week a tin opener.

I did have to hand a pair of pliers over to court security once cos I'd forgotten they were in my handbag

But it wasn't till I was sat in the court and went in my bag for a tissue that I realised they'd missed my pen knife "

Working in a court, I know we have a shit load of knives that have been taken off people coming into the building!!

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

A tape measure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a pacemaker fitted so I always set off the alarms...also sometimes shoplifting ones!"

There's bugger all to be embarrassed about that!!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"I have a pacemaker fitted so I always set off the alarms...also sometimes shoplifting ones!

There's bugger all to be embarrassed about that!!"

I don't get embarrassed now if it's a young hot fit guy I forget to show him my med card and let him get patting on down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a pacemaker fitted so I always set off the alarms...also sometimes shoplifting ones!

There's bugger all to be embarrassed about that!!

I don't get embarrassed now if it's a young hot fit guy I forget to show him my med card and let him get patting on down "

Cheeky!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

nothing embarassing really. just some darts...had to throw them away

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Just a piece of advice.

If you are taking any vibrators or any other battery operated item with you in your hold luggage, remove your batteries as it could be embarrassing to do it in front of other people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a pair of real police handcuffs confiscated on the way out of the U.S, years before 11/9. I was most displeased as I'd won them in a bet with a State Trooper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strangely I have never been stopped. I must have an innocent face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was finger fucked at Heathrow after a trip to Amsterdam back in 2011.

I'm going back. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My knee replacement sets off alarms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to switch some items from one case to another at Brisbane, Australia before going through customs once, as they were in the same case as items that need to been examined before entering the country. I had my 16 year son with me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will let u all know later when I go through airport security!!

At the omg excited stage currently lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was finger fucked at Heathrow after a trip to Amsterdam back in 2011.

I'm going back. lol"

Im sure you don't need to go all the way to Amsterdam for that!

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

A bottle of wine from an Aussie vineyard, somehow I didn't compute that it was liquid, was more concerned about it smashing in the hold!

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