FabSwingers.com forum: You can lead a horse to water

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

....but you can't make it walk on it

What idioms and well known phrases come to mind when you read the Fab forum?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Never enter into a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth (or reply to a post) and prove it beyond doubt.

I know that isn't quite what you mean

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

More like you can lead a horse to water...but you can't make it read your feckin' profile!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

If you haven't got anything nice to say...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If you haven't got anything nice to say..."

Post it on the cheaters thread

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

One in the bird's bush is worth two in the hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the grass is greener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That really did take the biscuit !

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

if you always do what you always did,

you will always get what you always got.....

and sadly they often wonder why their experience may not be what they hoped for.....

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Empty vessels make most noise.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Believe half of what you hear and something and nothing of what you see.

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By *isexmistressWoman
over a year ago

Prestwich

Ah,reminds me once a wise man said;

Thy micturations are to thee,as a narbled gableblotched on a turgid bee..

I hooptiously dangle thy turlingdromes..

See if I dont !

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Ah,reminds me once a wise man said;

Thy micturations are to thee,as a narbled gableblotched on a turgid bee..

I hooptiously dangle thy turlingdromes..

See if I dont !

So true! Fair brought a tear to my eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much for fab but something Pete Burns once said, "you can take a whore to culture but you can't make her think"

I liked that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can only piss with the cock you've got.

Seems legit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But a pencil must be graphite.

They stopped using lead year's ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not so much for fab but something Pete Burns once said, "you can take a whore to culture but you can't make her think"

I liked that one!"

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you get out what you put in (phew)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man who goes to bed with itchy ass

Wakes up with smelly finger

Confucius

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By *isexmistressWoman
over a year ago

Prestwich

"Ah,reminds me once a wise man said;

Thy micturations are to thee,as a narbled gableblotched on a turgid bee..

I hooptiously dangle thy turlingdromes..

See if I dont !

So true! Fair brought a tear to my eye

Its right up there with ` tell me not sweet,i am unkind ...`

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A fool with a tool is still a fool no matter how big it is

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Man who goes to bed with itchy ass

Wakes up with smelly finger

Confucius

Confucius also say

Man who fishes in other mans well often catches crabs

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money

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