FabSwingers.com forum: Santa..Please put.........

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

in my stocking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zooey deschanel.

Or Dita Von Teese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been a good boy and wantdid a teddy and a sherral coal and a twakter wiv a twaylor and sum shweets. Oh, and a bottle of chloroform and digital camwa to go wiv sherral. Ta santa. Ps wipe ya fuckin feet next time, there was snow all the way up the stairs into mummy's room and dad played fuck when he came back in the morning. You fat scruffy tite git. . . . . From steve. Aged 35.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Valentin Rossi please, I've been very good this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi! Santa claus, you cunt!

Where's me fuckin bike?

I wrote ya a fuckin letter and came to see ya twice.

I've unwrapped all this other junk,

and there's nuffin there I like.

Ya worn out geriatric fart!

Ya forgot me fuckin bike!

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By *ibs TcCouple
over a year ago

bracknell

Can't beat a bit of Kevin Bloody Wilson lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doro Pesch please, been a good boy all year, just for one day can I be naughty please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Valentin Rossi please, I've been very good this year

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why vale ?

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over a year ago

A stop to christmas threads before we've even had halloween and firework night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A stop to christmas threads before we've even had halloween and firework night

Miserable bint. Bah humbug!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh the arrogance and the skill definately.....and the twinkle in his eye

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"A stop to christmas threads before we've even had halloween and firework night

Miserable bint. Bah humbug!

Lol I love christmas..........at christmas time

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Toby Keith

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

christmas came early for me !!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

soundproofing for our sons bedroom, Just picked up his main gift for xmas, an Electric Guitar.

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"christmas came early for me !!!!!!!

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and what did you get ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear santa.

Please make it a mortal sin to

* allow advertising before december

* Allow anything xmas related to be sold till december.

* allow anyone to put decorations up till xmas eve.

And please get the pratt down the road to take the naffing horrible decorations off his kin house.

Hapy yuletide. lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why does every road have one idiot that wants to cover their house with xmas decorations???? wouldn't want to pay their electric bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat a bit of Kevin Bloody Wilson lol"

You Knows It!

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me

I've been an awful good girl

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue

I'll wait up for you dear

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed

Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed

Next year I could be oh so good

If you'd check off my Christmas list

Boo doo bee doo

Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's

Not a lot

I've been an angel all year

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed

To a platinum mine

Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks

Sign your 'X' on the line

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree

With some decorations bought at Tiffany's

I really do believe in you

Let's see if you believe in me

Boo doo bee doo

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring

I don't mean a phone

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"christmas came early for me !!!!!!!

I came early for Christmas...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill be like santa...

Only comming once for xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

want my hubby home safe from that god awful place he is stuck in xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hull ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wee bit hotter xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill be like santa...

Only comming once for xmas

Down a chimney... Neat trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yer trousers back on before you leave

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