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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Who the fuck came up with the advertising campaign "have a happy period"? Has to be a man, dontcha think???? whats fucking happy bout it?

Bloated

In pain

Irritable

insomnia

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i've heard it said.females have the period,guys suffer them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol!!! this advert makes me want to smash in the tv in a pre-menstrual frenzy!!!!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i've heard it said.females have the period,guys suffer them. "
yep for once i would agree with you

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"lol!!! this advert makes me want to smash in the tv in a pre-menstrual frenzy!!!! "
im glad its not just me, definitely a male of the species that brainstormed that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OH i remeber the days of the dreaded period....but now have a coil fitted so don't suffer anymore...no blood ,pain or wanting a fight with a brick wall.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"i've heard it said.females have the period,guys suffer them. yep for once i would agree with you "

maybe this is the start of a beautiful friendship.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i've heard it said.females have the period,guys suffer them. yep for once i would agree with you

maybe this is the start of a beautiful friendship. "
you will forgive me if i dont hold my breath but ya never know

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Who the fuck came up with the advertising campaign "have a happy period"? Has to be a man, dontcha think???? whats fucking happy bout it?

Bloated

In pain

Irritable

insomnia

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR "

Agreed, silly advert and if the person who thought of it comes onto here today and speaks to you, gawwwwwwwddddddddd help him !!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"i've heard it said.females have the period,guys suffer them. yep for once i would agree with you

maybe this is the start of a beautiful friendship. you will forgive me if i dont hold my breath but ya never know "

try holding you'r breath.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i've heard it said.females have the period,guys suffer them. yep for once i would agree with you

maybe this is the start of a beautiful friendship. you will forgive me if i dont hold my breath but ya never know

try holding you'r breath. "
you hold yours, and il think about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im happy cos i dont have them any more ..........

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

im happy cos i dont have them any more .........."
i used to like you!!

I am going to have a snooze as i got up far too early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me put this thought to you lovely ladies out there & before I do I sympathise with what you go through ever month. Why? Well as a lady when Adam & Eve were created, Eve was provided with a G-spot in a reasonably accessible place. Not to easy to get to, just a little challenge. On Adam however his 'on switch' was installed round the back. All well & good I hear you say but think about this..... When a man needs to do the daily movement & stimulation occurs! That small gap between the pan & the toilet seat suddenly becomes a issue. For those with a reasonable length having to 'tuck it under' becomes un-comfortable. Taking a newspaper in allows for distraction to prevent excessive growth causing porcelain & manhood contact! As for being constipated, well ladies let me tell you it's not even describable!!!

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Just ask your squeeze all about it - lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Who the fuck came up with the advertising campaign "have a happy period"? "

It would be a better slogan if it was used to advertise alcohol.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"....... When a man needs to do the daily movement & stimulation occurs! That small gap between the pan & the toilet seat suddenly becomes a issue. For those with a reasonable length having to 'tuck it under' becomes un-comfortable."

Tough.... a man invented the toilet.... so that problem is your own doing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who the fuck came up with the advertising campaign "have a happy period"? Has to be a man, dontcha think???? whats fucking happy bout it?

Bloated

In pain

Irritable

insomnia

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR "

I think they were referring to Liverpool adrift 2nd bottom of the Premier League. Now that's what I call a happy period. hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me put this thought to you lovely ladies out there & before I do I sympathise with what you go through ever month. Why? Well as a lady when Adam & Eve were created, Eve was provided with a G-spot in a reasonably accessible place. Not to easy to get to, just a little challenge. On Adam however his 'on switch' was installed round the back. All well & good I hear you say but think about this..... When a man needs to do the daily movement & stimulation occurs! That small gap between the pan & the toilet seat suddenly becomes a issue. For those with a reasonable length having to 'tuck it under' becomes un-comfortable. Taking a newspaper in allows for distraction to prevent excessive growth causing porcelain & manhood contact! As for being constipated, well ladies let me tell you it's not even describable!!!

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Just ask your squeeze all about it - lol"

and there was me thinking that guys used their cocks while sitting on the loo to prop their newspaper up with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Klit King posts his say and then hides his profile....hehe.....scared of the wrath of women with pmt me thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and there was me thinking that guys used their cocks while sitting on the loo to prop their newspaper up with "

Do a snap poll and you'll find that hardly any men read The Times, The Guardian or The Mail whilst on the throne - no nekid women in them you see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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im happy cos i dont have them any more ..........i used to like you!!

I am going to have a snooze as i got up far too early "

when you ar e as old as me you wont have them any more femme !! one of the joys of being in yer fifities ..

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Good job I hav'nt seen that ad or else our new telly would have been bent in half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

soooo pleased i am too old now for the dreaded period. what a stupid thought happy period what is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I think that as you girls know you're going to get 'the moodies' every month you should bloody well deal with it and stop taking it out on us men.

{Whistles nervously while escaping out the back door}

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Personally I think that as you girls know you're going to get 'the moodies' every month you should bloody well deal with it and stop taking it out on us men.

{Whistles nervously while escaping out the back door} "

I'll let you in on a secret... there's no such thing.... it's just an excuse we use to have a strop.

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

i think the best advertising tag line would be...

" buy our tampoons,, get a weeks supply of chocolate free,"

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Steal your tampons! It's not like you don't have somewhere to hide them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its one thing that makes you happy to be a man. I think i would be grumpy if that happened every 4 weeks.

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By *slandcplCouple
over a year ago

canvey island

Myself and me brother were watchin the telly one night and havin a few bevies and good food, we were both chefs in a previous life. And, on came an advert for tampons, we looked, we watched and pondered but all I could think of to say was, "I've never felt the need to use one".

Did I miss the point?

ps I also ended up wearing me brothers beer as he tried not to choke on it. Bloody waist of beer, sent him to the back of the room.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I is HAPPY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me put this thought to you lovely ladies out there & before I do I sympathise with what you go through ever month. Why? Well as a lady when Adam & Eve were created, Eve was provided with a G-spot in a reasonably accessible place. Not to easy to get to, just a little challenge. On Adam however his 'on switch' was installed round the back. All well & good I hear you say but think about this..... When a man needs to do the daily movement & stimulation occurs! That small gap between the pan & the toilet seat suddenly becomes a issue. For those with a reasonable length having to 'tuck it under' becomes un-comfortable. Taking a newspaper in allows for distraction to prevent excessive growth causing porcelain & manhood contact! As for being constipated, well ladies let me tell you it's not even describable!!!

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Just ask your squeeze all about it - lol"

gerra turkish toilet

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Who the fuck came up with the advertising campaign "have a happy period"? Has to be a man, dontcha think???? whats fucking happy bout it?

Bloated

In pain

Irritable

insomnia

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR "

Never had one personally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who the fuck came up with the advertising campaign "have a happy period"? Has to be a man, dontcha think???? whats fucking happy bout it?

Bloated

In pain

Irritable

insomnia

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Never had one personally "

Honestly can you imagine what Women would be like if they had to shave every day....? Tut!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Who the fuck came up with the advertising campaign "have a happy period"? Has to be a man, dontcha think???? whats fucking happy bout it?

Bloated

In pain

Irritable

insomnia

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Never had one personally

Honestly can you imagine what Women would be like if they had to shave every day....? Tut! "

Daa said "never trust owt that bleeds for a week a month"

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Who the fuck came up with the advertising campaign "have a happy period"? Has to be a man, dontcha think???? whats fucking happy bout it?

Bloated

In pain

Irritable

insomnia

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Never had one personally

Honestly can you imagine what Women would be like if they had to shave every day....? Tut! "
You two are so not cocky enough to fuck with me , at this time of the month are you?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Who the fuck came up with the advertising campaign "have a happy period"? Has to be a man, dontcha think???? whats fucking happy bout it?

Bloated

In pain

Irritable

insomnia

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Never had one personally

Honestly can you imagine what Women would be like if they had to shave every day....? Tut! You two are so not cocky enough to fuck with me , at this time of the month are you? "

It was HIM! he made me do it!

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