FabSwingers.com forum: If Skakespeare wrote a profile what would it say.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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Oops....One has cocked it right up......If Shakespeare wrote a profile how would it go ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Romeo, Romeo

Come fucketh me oh Romeo

Is this a dildo which I see before me

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Watersports....to pee or not to pee that is the question

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Fanciest thou a fucketh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watersports....to pee or not to pee that is the question"

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester

Bald but sexy.

Not me- Shakespeare.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ye three P's... nay.. nay and thrice nay

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I’ll woo you like a soldier, at arm’s end, / And love you ‘gainst the nature of love."

I reckon it would be a right gusset moistener of a profile.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

My naked weapon is out. I should be much pleased to tup your ewe.

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By *inky booCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Friends women and countrymen,i come not to praise cock,but to bury him in any available oriffice,whilst maintaining my health by placing a sock on my member.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All the world's a stage,

And all the men and women merely players;

They have their arses and their vaginas,

And one man in his time plays many Tarts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4 inches, 8 inches and 12 inches."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Much Ado About Nothing, As You Like It and A Midsummer Night's Dream."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When shall we three meet again

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Tho I mightst be aged

Mine hair becoming sparse

Wiltst thou still stoop over

And takest it up the arse

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

A midsummer nights dream queen Titania; "my gentle puck come hither, I'll suck you so well your legs will quiver"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cunt, a cunt, my Kingdom for some cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A midsummer nights dream queen Titania; "my gentle puck come hither, I'll suck you so well your legs will quiver""

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tho I mightst be aged

Mine hair becoming sparse

Wiltst thou still stoop over

And takest it up the arse "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cunt, a cunt, my Kingdom for some cunt"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Baird of this now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To pee or not to pee"...... sorry, what was the question again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh Romeo, Romeo

Come fucketh me oh Romeo

Is this a dildo which I see before me "

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Now i'm the sinner with a disgusting bent

Had fabulous swingers by this prodding pork.

Infamy infamy.....she helped put it infamy.

A horse, a horse, my kinky dom's built like a horse.

I was going to do something with the St Crispin's day speech but as it is the most inspirational piece of prose in the English language IMHO, it would be unwarranted and unworthy to corrupt it.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have decided what my fancy a fuck message to Shakespeare would be using his own words:

"I'll be a park, and thou shalt be my deer;

Feed where thou wilt, on mountain or in dale:

Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry,

Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie."

I reckon he'd have been good at oral...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been on here two weeks and still can't get a meet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have decided what my fancy a fuck message to Shakespeare would be using his own words:

"I'll be a park, and thou shalt be my deer;

Feed where thou wilt, on mountain or in dale:

Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry,

Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie."

I reckon he'd have been good at oral..."

Some good ones and even some that have not been corrupted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whore, a whore, my Kingdom for a hoe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been on here two weeks and still can't get a meet. "

To thee i is nowt

But to me thee is fucking gorgeous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a dildo I see before me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Verily, seeking wenches and strumpets for nocturnal lasciviousness. No single guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wank therefore I am..oh fuck that was Descartes and not shakespere..ah well..

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Alas poor Yorick the single male. I knew him well

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Romeo and Juliet: oh true apothecary thy drugs are quick, see how thy Viagra has stiffened my dick!

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Richard III (the car park guy). Is this a dogger I see before me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you prick me, doth I not bleed?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A horse a horse.. I'm hung like a horse

Once more into your breeches Dear friend more..once more

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Flog thy lady who refuse thee.

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

Hail and well met fair traveller,

Pay heed these warnings three, lest block'd from mine eyes ye shall become

Finely crafted though his rod may be,

that noble sir who o'ersells his wares,

Shall attract naught but disdainful stares,

Those players with scripts of but one line,

No couplet or triplet or winsome rhyme,

Pass by this theatre of earthly freedom,

For tis decreed, in this place you shall not come,

and if a scholar of Sydney ye be,

These portraits of mine be not thine,

and never shall be..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If love plays rough with you, play rough with love.

If you prick love when it pricks you, you’ll beat love down.

Give me a mask to put my face in.

A mask to put over my other mask.

What do I care if some curious person sees my flaws?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a dildo which I see before me the handle toward my hand

(From the Scottish play with an Emmanuelle twist on it)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Hail and well met fair traveller,

Pay heed these warnings three, lest block'd from mine eyes ye shall become

Finely crafted though his rod may be,

that noble sir who o'ersells his wares,

Shall attract naught but disdainful stares,

Those players with scripts of but one line,

No couplet or triplet or winsome rhyme,

Pass by this theatre of earthly freedom,

For tis decreed, in this place you shall not come,

and if a scholar of Sydney ye be,

These portraits of mine be not thine,

and never shall be..

"
fie madam.. thou art truly a Wordsmith of art and rare skill.. I woulds offer my hand of friendship... if you would accept such out of the blue without prior discourse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Romeo and Juliet: oh true apothecary thy drugs are quick, see how thy Viagra has stiffened my dick!"

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come, woo me, woo me, for now I am in a holiday humour and like enough to consent.

I used to have that on my single profile but most guys did not understand what woo actually meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been on here two weeks and still can't get a meet. "

That is genius - I can see his forum post now..."What doeth I wrong..."

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Hail and well met fair traveller,

Pay heed these warnings three, lest block'd from mine eyes ye shall become

Finely crafted though his rod may be,

that noble sir who o'ersells his wares,

Shall attract naught but disdainful stares,

Those players with scripts of but one line,

No couplet or triplet or winsome rhyme,

Pass by this theatre of earthly freedom,

For tis decreed, in this place you shall not come,

and if a scholar of Sydney ye be,

These portraits of mine be not thine,

and never shall be..

I think I

you for this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the etchings on big willy's toilet wall.

there were two gentlemen of Verona,

who met with a girl Desdemona......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hail and well met fair traveller,

Pay heed these warnings three, lest block'd from mine eyes ye shall become

Finely crafted though his rod may be,

that noble sir who o'ersells his wares,

Shall attract naught but disdainful stares,

Those players with scripts of but one line,

No couplet or triplet or winsome rhyme,

Pass by this theatre of earthly freedom,

For tis decreed, in this place you shall not come,

and if a scholar of Sydney ye be,

These portraits of mine be not thine,

and never shall be..

I think I

you for this one."

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

"Hail and well met fair traveller,

Pay heed these warnings three, lest block'd from mine eyes ye shall become

Finely crafted though his rod may be,

that noble sir who o'ersells his wares,

Shall attract naught but disdainful stares,

Those players with scripts of but one line,

No couplet or triplet or winsome rhyme,

Pass by this theatre of earthly freedom,

For tis decreed, in this place you shall not come,

and if a scholar of Sydney ye be,

These portraits of mine be not thine,

and never shall be..

I think I

you for this one."

- what can I say.. I'm a fan lol

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