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Itsy bitsy spider............

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Went up the garden earlier to get black bin in and then came straight in...

Sat there watching tv with me coffee and summat made me look towards me shoulder ...

AND ................

There crawling up me arm with real bad intent was the biggest fooking spider i have seen.

Talk about break dancing. I nearly killed meself getting the fooker off and then doing a mad dance on top of it to make sure it was dead......

Jeez..........

Me poor old heart

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Went up the garden earlier to get black bin in and then came straight in...

Sat there watching tv with me coffee and summat made me look towards me shoulder ...

AND ................

There crawling up me arm with real bad intent was the biggest fooking spider i have seen.

Talk about break dancing. I nearly killed meself getting the fooker off and then doing a mad dance on top of it to make sure it was dead......

Jeez..........

Me poor old heart "
whers ya conkers?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I had a huge one earlier run across the floor and.....whoosh it was gone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I aint got no conkers and even if i had any...

I dont keep up me arm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheesh! You women are nutters tonight, killing every fookin thing that moves!

You haven't got any men coming round later have you? As soon as he gets his cock out you'll probably try and throttle it!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I aint got no conkers and even if i had any...

I dont keep up me arm. "
thought u had a collection

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im gonna stick um everywhere now.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I just sprayed my cuppa everywhere reading this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Took me half an hour to clean me coffee up....Only good thing about it is..i now know i am more lithe and nimble than i thought and i can breakdance and or do the river dance .

who needs flatley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hate slugs. was picking up dog poop the other day and thought i had missed a little bit. picked the poop up and it bloody moved in me hand, yeah you've guessed it....bloody slug....big fat one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What ya doing with dog poop in ya hand ?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i hate slugs. was picking up dog poop the other day and thought i had missed a little bit. picked the poop up and it bloody moved in me hand, yeah you've guessed it....bloody slug....big fat one"
now that wudda made me scream

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wot......the shite or the slug.lmao ???

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By *hyMeCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Lol I've been evicting a family of slugs from my new flat this week!! The buggers keep appearing! Unless it's the same ones sneaking back in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....

I dont keep up me arm. "

Damn near misread that one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's the season or I am becoming sloth like. I was in mid-teaching mode this evening when i spotted a money spider handing from my hair. Good job I am not scared of them.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Wot......the shite or the slug.lmao ???"
salt...i always have salt at the ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Millions of the buggas round here...

When it has been raining they all move from one side of the shrubs to the other.

Its like the slug m1 .

tip toe thru the slug snails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they are hardworking composters - don't slug em off

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

We have hedghogs in our garden that eat all the slugs

I loooove our hedgehogs they're sooo cute

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By *hyMeCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Thought I'd see if taking the shell off a snail made it move faster, it just made it more sluggish

/coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh be scared, they are apparently related to giant squids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have hedghogs in our garden that eat all the slugs

I loooove our hedgehogs they're sooo cute "

have you tried the crisps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went up the garden earlier to get black bin in and then came straight in...

Sat there watching tv with me coffee and summat made me look towards me shoulder ...

AND ................

There crawling up me arm with real bad intent was the biggest fooking spider i have seen.

Talk about break dancing. I nearly killed meself getting the fooker off and then doing a mad dance on top of it to make sure it was dead......

Jeez..........

Me poor old heart "

I always feel saddened that spiders get this reaction! why kill something just because your the wimp that is scared of it? The housespiders live in your house all the time, but only come out this time of year to find a mate! So you dont even let them have their last good shagging before you slaughter them! You would soon all moan if you had to live in a world without spiders and filled with dirty great bluebottles, vomiting and tramping dog poo over your dinner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is why i cats lol

they eat them for me

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

we had a big spider living under the sofa. he would come out, walk around the room then scuttle back under the sofa... i hate them.. but wouldn't kill it. we named him harry. but he must have found a mate... well hope so. cos we haven't seen him for a few days.

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