FabSwingers.com forum: Grinds your gears...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What phrases or terms absolutely grind your gears on Fab?

In mails, profiles, veris...etc!

I'll start....

I hate when verifications say... "She sucks cock like no other"

"Treat him/her with respect"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No single guys......we'll find you

Tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No single guys......we'll find you

Tut tut"

Guilty soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will fill in later ,,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Starting a mail with....

"Hi hun/babe/chic/bbz etc"

Just grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything ranty or demanding I'll click off straight away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You won't be disappointed"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've thrown a shoe into the machine.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"Thought I would be cheeky" as in yes I've read your profile but I thought I would ignore it anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love to keep him/her all for myself"

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Any message starting 'you are sat in a bar in your tight black dress. You're not wearing any knickers, and you are wet at the thought of the night ahead......' Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't bite...unless you ask me to."

NO MEANS NO!!!"

"Pretty much unshockable" (then you look at their interests and its either blank or at a push merely 'safe sex'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm sat in a bar with little black dress and going commando and people ignore my messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're stunning"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You better respect this person/these people or you'll have me/us to deal with.

Nobs

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

"Any message starting 'you are sat in a bar in your tight black dress. You're not wearing any knickers, and you are wet at the thought of the night ahead......' Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!"

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

A game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You better respect this person/these people or you'll have me/us to deal with.

Nobs

Having heeded the verifier's warning/threat you then click on his profile to see exactly what this protective enforcer looks like and he's 5'3" and resembles an accountant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In mails....

'Boo'

hello naughty

Veri's

War & Peace epic of a veri detailing the ins & outs.

Forums

Sychopant arse licking behaviour.

And people who disagrees with my viewpoint but that's in general

That's about it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I won't bite...unless you ask me to

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

"You better respect this person/these people or you'll have me/us to deal with.

Nobs

Having heeded the verifier's warning/threat you then click on his profile to see exactly what this protective enforcer looks like and he's 5'3" and resembles an accountant."

There is nothing wrong with accountants. Treat them with respect.

P.s. I am 6ft

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Pretty much everything at the moment

Gotta love being a woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thank you"

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"You better respect this person/these people or you'll have me/us to deal with.

Nobs

Having heeded the verifier's warning/threat you then click on his profile to see exactly what this protective enforcer looks like and he's 5'3" and resembles an accountant.

There is nothing wrong with accountants. Treat them with respect.

P.s. I am 6ft

but it's true, there is nothing wrong with accountants

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"When I'm sat in a bar with little black dress and going commando and people ignore my messages"

Not going to lie, I'd pay to see that

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"You better respect this person/these people or you'll have me/us to deal with.

Nobs

I always think if people don't respect me, they'll have ME to deal with

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By *epper123Woman
over a year ago

London

I know you say you only like black, but .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You better respect this person/these people or you'll have me/us to deal with.

Nobs

Having heeded the verifier's warning/threat you then click on his profile to see exactly what this protective enforcer looks like and he's 5'3" and resembles an accountant.

There is nothing wrong with accountants. Treat them with respect.

P.s. I am 6ft

but it's true, there is nothing wrong with accountants"

Are there any more bloody accountants on here, while we're at it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't add photos because of my job...."

Oh - so just how many people do you work with that will instantly recognise a faceless photo of your naked body...???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on verifiations...'he has a cock to die for'!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there any more bloody accountants on here, while we're at it?

Oh Yep.

(Not me though)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How r u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'd love to keep him/her all for myself" "

I'm guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You better respect this person/these people or you'll have me/us to deal with.

Nobs

Having heeded the verifier's warning/threat you then click on his profile to see exactly what this protective enforcer looks like and he's 5'3" and resembles an accountant.

There is nothing wrong with accountants. Treat them with respect.

P.s. I am 6ft

but it's true, there is nothing wrong with accountants

Are there any more bloody accountants on here, while we're at it?

Some accountants are fucking solid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Members who demand a face photo who have no photos at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes find code words a bit tedious.

It doesn't mean he/she has read your profile and understood it, it just means they. . Well.. looked for your code word.

So many have it on their profiles is just a natural thing for me to look and see what fucking stupid code word they have.

oh..yes.... I see it's "rattletattle" oh and I've got to put it in your subject line have I?... how about fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes find code words a bit tedious.

It doesn't mean he/she has read your profile and understood it, it just means they. . Well.. looked for your code word.

So many have it on their profiles is just a natural thing for me to look and see what fucking stupid code word they have.

oh..yes.... I see it's "rattletattle" oh and I've got to put it in your subject line have I?... how about fuck off.

I hid my codeword so carefully no one can find it so I don't have to answer any messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I sometimes find code words a bit tedious.

It doesn't mean he/she has read your profile and understood it, it just means they. . Well.. looked for your code word.

So many have it on their profiles is just a natural thing for me to look and see what fucking stupid code word they have.

oh..yes.... I see it's "rattletattle" oh and I've got to put it in your subject line have I?... how about fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hid my codeword so carefully no one can find it so I don't have to answer any messages

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By *epper123Woman
over a year ago

London

Any message starting with 'you must' or 'you have to' - just had one - do you really think one message from a so-called master will turn me into a sub? erhm how about no - only one way to respond to those types, how about you try the strap on rammed up your arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't wait till 'insert event that's over a month away'here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know you say you only like black, but ....."

I know you say you only like black but....well I have been sitting in this bar in my lbd and I'm bored stiff! I was wondering?....

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"I know you say you only like black, but .....

I know you say you only like black but....well I have been sitting in this bar in my lbd and I'm bored stiff! I was wondering?...."

I meant dresses, I will be right over - send me your postcode ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone with "Not looking for single guys" on their profile. WTF? Talk about picky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sub-standard photography is unacceptable. Have some pride in your work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could have sucked his cock for hours"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i persinally hate profiles that say no black/mix race/asian men

race should never come into it! our day and age all colour should be equal.... all men have a cock and all do the same job so why should the colour of it matter???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word fun! You normally find that the number of times it appears in a profile is inversely proportional to how fun that person actually is. ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i persinally hate profiles that say no black/mix race/asian men

race should never come into it! our day and age all colour should be equal.... all men have a cock and all do the same job so why should the colour of it matter???"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That no matter how much you pay for underwear, the elastic always goes, and knickers fall around your ankles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i persinally hate profiles that say no black/mix race/asian men

race should never come into it! our day and age all colour should be equal.... all men have a cock and all do the same job so why should the colour of it matter???"

It's not the cock that people are attracted to. If it was there wouldn't be so much moaning about cock pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if you get lucky round Cardiff docks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know you say you only like black, but ....."

9 messages this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if you get lucky round Cardiff docks

Apparently someone can't find hers this morning

Guess that's grinding her gears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After taking the time reading a lengthy profile which might as well be war and peace, "dont ask me this or that, I don't like any of the following" etc.....

And by the time you get towards the end of the profile it reads "I will not meet men, woman, couples, tv', bi sexuals,or gays"

So why the hell are they on the site and what are the looking for? A sexual encounter with E.T? Pmsl

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

'Fuck off Funky you're going no where near my minge'

Really pisses me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the menu!!!!

I'm looking for. ... 1-99

You should be ..... 1-99

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Fuck off Funky you're going no where near my minge'

Really pisses me off."

Fuck me is it Thursday already?

That saying gets on my tits too

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK

"Members who demand a face photo who have no photos at all."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i persinally hate profiles that say no black/mix race/asian men

race should never come into it! our day and age all colour should be equal.... all men have a cock and all do the same job so why should the colour of it matter???"

It's called preference.

I'm not sexually attracted to Black Women in the same way some White men aren't attracted to white women.

You can swap that out for whatever gender you want.

It's called preference.

Race absolutely DOES come into it for some.

But that by itself is not racism.

Preference and racism are not the same thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i persinally hate profiles that say no black/mix race/asian men

race should never come into it! our day and age all colour should be equal.... all men have a cock and all do the same job so why should the colour of it matter???

It's called preference.

I'm not sexually attracted to Black Women in the same way some White men aren't attracted to white women.

You can swap that out for whatever gender you want.

It's called preference.

Race absolutely DOES come into it for some.

But that by itself is not racism.

Preference and racism are not the same thing. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i persinally hate profiles that say no black/mix race/asian men

race should never come into it! our day and age all colour should be equal.... all men have a cock and all do the same job so why should the colour of it matter???"

The colour of it doesn't matter to me (unless it's blue or something) but not all cocks do the same job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i persinally hate profiles that say no black/mix race/asian men

race should never come into it! our day and age all colour should be equal.... all men have a cock and all do the same job so why should the colour of it matter???

It's called preference.

I'm not sexually attracted to Black Women in the same way some White men aren't attracted to white women.

You can swap that out for whatever gender you want.

It's called preference.

Race absolutely DOES come into it for some.

But that by itself is not racism.

Preference and racism are not the same thing. "

I despise racism of any kind but respect people's preferences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i persinally hate profiles that say no black/mix race/asian men

race should never come into it! our day and age all colour should be equal.... all men have a cock and all do the same job so why should the colour of it matter???

It's called preference.

I'm not sexually attracted to Black Women in the same way some White men aren't attracted to white women.

You can swap that out for whatever gender you want.

It's called preference.

Race absolutely DOES come into it for some.

But that by itself is not racism.

Preference and racism are not the same thing.

I despise racism of any kind but respect people's preferences"

You didn't respect me in the morning

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

Employees you work with, they been in like a year or so, but think they know it all etc (aye, very good matey, I've been in my work for YEARS).

backseat driver. I bloody HATE this with a passion. Know a person who ain't driven for like 25years, but when there in the passenger seat there like:-

LOOK OUT.

RED LIGHT.

STOP

SLOW DOWN.

Plenty more I'm sure I'll come up with

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By *eetleBumMan
over a year ago

Ely

"I won't bite...unless you ask me to"

Guilty!

Now removed from profile

*hangs head in shame*

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

Driving hacks:

People who drive like they have a death wish - weaving from one lane to another constantly.

Cutting people up.

Not indicating.

Eejits who when joining motorway go from on-ramp right to the fast lane.

Then you get the eejits that do the opposite to this, from fast lane right to off-ramp.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Pretty much everything at the moment

Gotta love being a woman!"

The dot where your location would be. I keep thinking its a spec on my screen

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Most of the above, except stating racial attraction preferences.

Are people just showing naivety when they have that Don't bite unless..'? I groan if I see that.

An artfully crafted 101 dos and don'ts is better for wasted effort prevention than the tediously bland.

I dislike the repetitive vagueness and euphemism laden stuff. Ok, I get that you like sex, but get real and specific. You're not writing for a family newspaper, where you would risk nothing more explicit than a term like 'fun' or 'manhood'. Not that I like blow by blow porn wank stories, just clarity about what a user likes and can deliver.

Another hate is if a profile has any reference, such as 'Mr Grey...'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i persinally hate profiles that say no black/mix race/asian men

race should never come into it! our day and age all colour should be equal.... all men have a cock and all do the same job so why should the colour of it matter???

It's called preference.

I'm not sexually attracted to Black Women in the same way some White men aren't attracted to white women.

You can swap that out for whatever gender you want.

It's called preference.

Race absolutely DOES come into it for some.

But that by itself is not racism.

Preference and racism are not the same thing.

I despise racism of any kind but respect people's preferences

You didn't respect me in the morning

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you didn't bring me toast

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

You're outside the age limit that this user chooses to contact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who expect toast in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You better respect this person/these people or you'll have me/us to deal with.

Nobs

Having heeded the verifier's warning/threat you then click on his profile to see exactly what this protective enforcer looks like and he's 5'3" and resembles an accountant.

There is nothing wrong with accountants. Treat them with respect.

P.s. I am 6ft

but it's true, there is nothing wrong with accountants

Are there any more bloody accountants on here, while we're at it?

Plenty of us at 5'3" thou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And coffee"

And money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And coffee

And money"

I'm not paying him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And coffee"

So demanding, right?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"What phrases or terms absolutely grind your gears on Fab?

In mails, profiles, veris...etc!

I'll start....

I hate when verifications say... "She sucks cock like no other"

"Treat him/her with respect"

Don't much care for the phrase

Grinds my gears

seems to used muchly on fab

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By *r and mrs willingCouple
over a year ago

SOUTH WEST & WALES

"i persinally hate profiles that say no black/mix race/asian men

race should never come into it! our day and age all colour should be equal.... all men have a cock and all do the same job so why should the colour of it matter???

It's called preference.

I'm not sexually attracted to Black Women in the same way some White men aren't attracted to white women.

You can swap that out for whatever gender you want.

It's called preference.

Race absolutely DOES come into it for some.

But that by itself is not racism.

Preference and racism are not the same thing.

I despise racism of any kind but respect people's preferences"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't pass them by - arghhh that one annoys me

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

'Hi I love your profile and pics'

When they have fuck all of a profile and only cock pics!

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Don't pass them by"

Sounds like a description of an amazing batch of cookies!

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

Always makes me giggle when I read "should have packed my snorkel)

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Nothing bothers me about other's profiles much

I'm far too busy looking for cock lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to sleep with the whole site. ...so how many does that add up to being before classed as the whole site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a few messages have been sent back and forth then you receive a friend request because they want to see you face (mine is hidden for professional reasons) but they don't have any friend only of there own... Jog on!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Always makes me giggle when I read "should have packed my snorkel)

I've got a few of those.

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

"Always makes me giggle when I read "should have packed my snorkel)

I've got a few of those.

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

"Always makes me giggle when I read "should have packed my snorkel)

I've got a few of those.

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By *rSuave88Man
over a year ago

Mirfield

A common one i see is 'no asians'

Always nice to see

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By *otgymfitanymoreCouple
over a year ago

pontefract

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By *otgymfitanymoreCouple
over a year ago

pontefract

"i persinally hate profiles that say no black/mix race/asian men

race should never come into it! our day and age all colour should be equal.... all men have a cock and all do the same job so why should the colour of it matter???"

It's sayings like this that anoy me, I don't have it on my profile but will not meet Asian men..... it's nothing to do with racism at all!!! I just don't find them attractive!

If all should be equal then so should men and women be equal which means you should meet single guys.... I mean come on it's only pleasure so what does it matter if it's a man or a woman??? does that make you sexist?

Think people should think about what they are saying instead of typing what they think people want to hear!

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By *untimes_2009Couple
over a year ago

Wallasey

Cannot accommodate. Cannot travel. How the **** do you meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality over quantity .

Absolutely detest that phrase , seems like they think they are so above everyone else

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