FabSwingers.com forum: 5 things to ALWAYS keep from your partner..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1: The price of shoes

2: Scrapes, as in the side of the car

3: Camping Phobia

4: Skills, such as wall papering, changing a fuse and so on

5: An allergy to his old mate

Do you agree with any of these??

Or have any of your own??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1: The price of shoes

2: Scrapes, as in the side of the car

3: Camping Phobia

4: Skills, such as wall papering, changing a fuse and so on

5: An allergy to his old mate

Do you agree with any of these??

Or have any of your own??

Nope... I've got no reason to hide anything from my partners.

Also - the car is mine. And I still fit in tax free kids trainers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1: The price of shoes

2: Scrapes, as in the side of the car

3: Camping Phobia

4: Skills, such as wall papering, changing a fuse and so on

5: An allergy to his old mate

Do you agree with any of these??

Or have any of your own??

My morning pre-refreshed face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Facial hair removal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your a bloke there is only one thing to keep from your partner

The TV remote

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1: The price of shoes

2: Scrapes, as in the side of the car

3: Camping Phobia

4: Skills, such as wall papering, changing a fuse and so on

5: An allergy to his old mate

Do you agree with any of these??

Or have any of your own??

Nope... I've got no reason to hide anything from my partners.

Also - the car is mine. And I still fit in tax free kids trainers."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Facial hair removal."

Tash?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If your a bloke there is only one thing to keep from your partner

The TV remote"

Where is the GRRRRRRR emoji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Facial hair removal.

Tash? "

Yeah, no one needs to see me Veeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your browsing history

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a run of jealous lovers i hide every fckn thing! Even my phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Facial hair removal."

I was gonna say this, then remembered my ex used to remove mine for me sometimes lol.

Dunno what you should hide from your partner apart from that, except i didn't hide that even.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The toilet roll the morning after they've been out for beers & a curry

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Secret chocolate binges..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Facial hair removal.

Tash?

Yeah, no one needs to see me Veeting "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After a run of jealous lovers i hide every fckn thing! Even my phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The toilet roll the morning after they've been out for beers & a curry

Your wicked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The toilet roll the morning after they've been out for beers & a curry

Your wicked

Yep!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The keys to my gun cabinets.

My car keys.

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Your credit and debit cards.And your PIN too...

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"1: The price of shoes

2: Scrapes, as in the side of the car

3: Camping Phobia

4: Skills, such as wall papering, changing a fuse and so on

5: An allergy to his old mate

Do you agree with any of these??

Or have any of your own??

1.my full blown aids

2.my gonorrhea

3.kitten experiments I perform

4.murder convictions

5.my necrophilia

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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria

"Facial hair removal.

Tash? "

Not for me. Lol. Used to hide it and avoid seeing Mr C when I was inbetween threading without full face of make up. Now? Don't hide it. Love me love my hairy face. Miss C. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1: The price of shoes

2: Scrapes, as in the side of the car

3: Camping Phobia

4: Skills, such as wall papering, changing a fuse and so on

5: An allergy to his old mate

Do you agree with any of these??

Or have any of your own??

1.my full blown aids

2.my gonorrhea

3.kitten experiments I perform

4.murder convictions

5.my necrophilia

I don't think it's a laughing matter that you keep your aids & gonorrhea from any partners. You should be honest with them about things like that.

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"1: The price of shoes

2: Scrapes, as in the side of the car

3: Camping Phobia

4: Skills, such as wall papering, changing a fuse and so on

5: An allergy to his old mate

Do you agree with any of these??

Or have any of your own??

1.my full blown aids

2.my gonorrhea

3.kitten experiments I perform

4.murder convictions

5.my necrophilia

I don't think it's a laughing matter that you keep your aids & gonorrhea from any partners. You should be honest with them about things like that."

Honesty!lol

but then I'll have to wear a condom..fuck that shit baby,I'm all about the bareback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1: The price of shoes

2: Scrapes, as in the side of the car

3: Camping Phobia

4: Skills, such as wall papering, changing a fuse and so on

5: An allergy to his old mate

Do you agree with any of these??

Or have any of your own??

1.my full blown aids

2.my gonorrhea

3.kitten experiments I perform

4.murder convictions

5.my necrophilia

I don't think it's a laughing matter that you keep your aids & gonorrhea from any partners. You should be honest with them about things like that.

Honesty!lol

but then I'll have to wear a condom..fuck that shit baby,I'm all about the bareback

Just let me find my Morality Police hat before I berate you over the evils of bareback.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handbags. Lol

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

Trying on her underwear ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lingerie,he stretches it.

My imaginary friend,he gets jealous.

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"1: The price of shoes

2: Scrapes, as in the side of the car

3: Camping Phobia

4: Skills, such as wall papering, changing a fuse and so on

5: An allergy to his old mate

Do you agree with any of these??

Or have any of your own??

1.my full blown aids

2.my gonorrhea

3.kitten experiments I perform

4.murder convictions

5.my necrophilia

I don't think it's a laughing matter that you keep your aids & gonorrhea from any partners. You should be honest with them about things like that.

Honesty!lol

but then I'll have to wear a condom..fuck that shit baby,I'm all about the bareback

Just let me find my Morality Police hat before I berate you over the evils of bareback.

As long as its our first time you'll be alright

your body will reject it

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

You mean to say that wives/girlfriends tell fibs about how much they have spent on shoes ???? thats dreadfull.. I cant believe that kinda thing goes on....

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By *epper123Woman
over a year ago

London

Hide absolutely nothing from him. He buys my shoes, plucks my stray hairs, wears my underwear and stands guard when I am caught short in the woods. Loves me warts and all, as I do him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never told my husband how much my girls dancing costumes cost. I paid with my own money and he didn't ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amateur porn stash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that happens in Vegas baby!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where the bodies are buried

The secret bank account

The address of the safe house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much I've spent on baby clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

most new shoes arent new at all...theyre very very old,...we've just left them in the back of the wardrobe and only just come across them...

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

When you know that he's having an affair

When you plan on kicking him out for having the affair

The fact that you know where his slut of a girlfriend lives

The fact that you know where she works

The name of the solicitor you're seeing Naming her as The adulterer

Not that I am bitter and hold a grudge

But the look on his face was priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you know that he's having an affair

When you plan on kicking him out for having the affair

The fact that you know where his slut of a girlfriend lives

The fact that you know where she works

The name of the solicitor you're seeing Naming her as The adulterer

Not that I am bitter and hold a grudge

But the look on his face was priceless

Oh dear

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"1: The price of shoes

2: Scrapes, as in the side of the car

3: Camping Phobia

4: Skills, such as wall papering, changing a fuse and so on

5: An allergy to his old mate

Do you agree with any of these??

Or have any of your own??

Nope... I've got no reason to hide anything from my partners.

Also - the car is mine. And I still fit in tax free kids trainers."

Lol you really know how to suck the humour out of any thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where the bodies are buried

The secret bank account

The address of the safe house"

The other two I ain't sayin

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

split infinitives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where the bodies are buried

The secret bank account

The address of the safe house

The other two I ain't sayin "

I'll make you talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuffin is gonna make me talk biatch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you know that he's having an affair

When you plan on kicking him out for having the affair

The fact that you know where his slut of a girlfriend lives

The fact that you know where she works

The name of the solicitor you're seeing Naming her as The adulterer

Not that I am bitter and hold a grudge

But the look on his face was priceless

Okay don't hold back about how you really feel!

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

mine was hiding the cream cakes eaten in the car

and also the chocolate in the car

as im not having any of this diet thing as we arnt on the diet

both before we got home and kids always got caught

and all i got was wheres mine ...

but me not stupid always did have spares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nuffin is gonna make me talk biatch!"

Fancy a blowjob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do know where the remote control is

I do know how to operate a washing machine

I'm perfectly capable of ironing a shirt

I do think her bum looks big in that

I can dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Footage from your helmet cam....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you know that he's having an affair

When you plan on kicking him out for having the affair

The fact that you know where his slut of a girlfriend lives

The fact that you know where she works

The name of the solicitor you're seeing Naming her as The adulterer

Not that I am bitter and hold a grudge

But the look on his face was priceless

Lmao, you can say all that and your on a swingers site. Hypocrite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you know that he's having an affair

When you plan on kicking him out for having the affair

The fact that you know where his slut of a girlfriend lives

The fact that you know where she works

The name of the solicitor you're seeing Naming her as The adulterer

Not that I am bitter and hold a grudge

But the look on his face was priceless

Lmao, you can say all that and your on a swingers site. Hypocrite"

Only if you think cheating is swinging ffs.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Why hide something from each other? Unless you are hoping to trot down the aisle under false pretences

Any issues like those in the OP are only small ones. Hide them and they are engorged by trust issues as well.

Be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nuffin is gonna make me talk biatch!

Fancy a blowjob?

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best blowjob ever?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Facial hair removal.

Tash?

Yeah, no one needs to see me Veeting

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I was the official Jolene mixer upper for my ex.. ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm single and my life is amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The toilet roll the morning after they've been out for beers & a curry

God but you are bad

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nuffin is gonna make me talk biatch!

Fancy a blowjob?

best blowjob ever?

Nah, you only deserve one of my okayish ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The toilet roll the morning after they've been out for beers & a curry

God but you are bad

*evil laugh*

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I don't hide anything from mine.

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Your credit and debit cards.And your PIN too...

Bloody damn right, probably the minute they have that, they'll go on a shopping spree.

I have my account.

They have their own account.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nuffin is gonna make me talk biatch!

Fancy a blowjob?

best blowjob ever?

Nah, you only deserve one of my okayish ones

No man has ever had an okayish bj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact that my fb pushes buttons he doesnt

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"When you know that he's having an affair

When you plan on kicking him out for having the affair

The fact that you know where his slut of a girlfriend lives

The fact that you know where she works

The name of the solicitor you're seeing Naming her as The adulterer

Not that I am bitter and hold a grudge

But the look on his face was priceless

Lmao, you can say all that and your on a swingers site. Hypocrite"

This was years ago

I only joined a swingers site and swingers clubs a year after he moved out

So hypocrite I am not

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