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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I am now offering profile writing services for single straight men since they seem to be unable.

Here's the price list:

£free: spelling errors & text speak recommending ladies check out _uitar_antihero instead

£5: no spelling errors, simply a recommendation that ladies check out _uitar_antihero instead

£10: a couple of nice things about you & a comment about the option to check out _uitar_antihero instead

£20: a couple of nice things about you

£30: a couple of nice things about you & a half decent pun

£40: a couple of nice things about you, a couple of puns & free photo advice

£50: a really well written profile that will make you look good

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Selfless hero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we see a premium rate sample please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have lots of £50 notes but the numbers are all the same, no one will notice if you hand them over quickly

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

....into a variety of things ranging from outdoor sex to light bondage via roleplay. But it doesn't always have to be that way, as a true gent I am most interested in catering for a ladies desires. Prefer slow sensual sex by candlelight? You got it. I'll even throw in a massage. There is nothing better than knowing you've given......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....into a variety of things ranging from outdoor sex to light bondage via roleplay. But it doesn't always have to be that way, as a true gent I am most interested in catering for a ladies desires. Prefer slow sensual sex by candlelight? You got it. I'll even throw in a massage. There is nothing better than knowing you've given......

"

Hmm...any of you gals feeling it?

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

I'm thinking this is a business opportunity I can blatantly um steal, yep steal would be the word

Cheers OP

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

Interesting service lets see if this autrapanurs bysiness idea takes off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a man did good profile rewrites but he has left now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have the £20 version please?

I know you said it's for straight guys and I'm bi but I can pretend to be straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why just single guys?

Fuck me I've seen some utterly crap couples and fems profiles too lol.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"....into a variety of things ranging from outdoor sex to light bondage via roleplay. But it doesn't always have to be that way, as a true gent I am most interested in catering for a ladies desires. Prefer slow sensual sex by candlelight? You got it. I'll even throw in a massage. There is nothing better than knowing you've given......

"

and thats the 50 quid option....

you may want to get use to these two sayings....

"what do you mean, trade description's act officer???"

"oh shit i'm on watchdog again!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol its ok, don't need one

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

That's just a draft version of a snippet of a 50 quid version. Even I wouldn't pay me for writing only that

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Why just single guys?

Fuck me I've seen some utterly crap couples and fems profiles too lol."

Coz im hoping they'll all be tight as hell & only plump for the low price options, thus directing traffic to my profile. But sshhhh, don't tell anyone ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the offer but I will stick with the one the pooch penned for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why just single guys?

Fuck me I've seen some utterly crap couples and fems profiles too lol.

Coz im hoping they'll all be tight as hell & only plump for the low price options, thus directing traffic to my profile. But sshhhh, don't tell anyone ok?"

And I've already cornered the female profile market, don't be trying to take my business (what do you mean they're all fake?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....into a variety of things ranging from outdoor sex to light bondage via roleplay. But it doesn't always have to be that way, as a true gent I am most interested in catering for a ladies desires. Prefer slow sensual sex by candlelight? You got it. I'll even throw in a massage. There is nothing better than knowing you've given......

"

The subtext of the above seems to be "I'm so desperate for a shag I'll do/be whatever you want me to". So, fair enough, ideal for most of the single blokes on here. Cheque or BACS?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a moneyback guarantee if I my inbox isn't totally slammed to the rafters with mail? ....

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"....into a variety of things ranging from outdoor sex to light bondage via roleplay. But it doesn't always have to be that way, as a true gent I am most interested in catering for a ladies desires. Prefer slow sensual sex by candlelight? You got it. I'll even throw in a massage. There is nothing better than knowing you've given......

The subtext of the above seems to be "I'm so desperate for a shag I'll do/be whatever you want me to". So, fair enough, ideal for most of the single blokes on here. Cheque or BACS?"

PayPal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....into a variety of things ranging from outdoor sex to light bondage via roleplay. But it doesn't always have to be that way, as a true gent I am most interested in catering for a ladies desires. Prefer slow sensual sex by candlelight? You got it. I'll even throw in a massage. There is nothing better than knowing you've given......

The subtext of the above seems to be "I'm so desperate for a shag I'll do/be whatever you want me to". So, fair enough, ideal for most of the single blokes on here. Cheque or BACS?

PayPal "

ThanksPal

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Is there a moneyback guarantee if I my inbox isn't totally slammed to the rafters with mail? .... "

You'll get 3 re-writes in 6 months after initial payment if needed. After that, it's clear it's not me, it's you I'm afraid.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"....into a variety of things ranging from outdoor sex to light bondage via roleplay. But it doesn't always have to be that way, as a true gent I am most interested in catering for a ladies desires. Prefer slow sensual sex by candlelight? You got it. I'll even throw in a massage. There is nothing better than knowing you've given......

The subtext of the above seems to be "I'm so desperate for a shag I'll do/be whatever you want me to". So, fair enough, ideal for most of the single blokes on here. Cheque or BACS?"

Whats wrong with being eager to meet others on here and having the inability to use the right language to get the point across?

I think it's sweet to see nieve profiles

I much prefer those to the profiles of players if I'm honest

But that's just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a moneyback guarantee if I my inbox isn't totally slammed to the rafters with mail? ....

You'll get 3 re-writes in 6 months after initial payment if needed. After that, it's clear it's not me, it's you I'm afraid.

"

No no.

For 50 quid they should be dropping their pants at the sight of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disclaimer: this is totally in jest I don't actually want one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disclaimer: this is totally in jest I don't actually want one. "

Sure it is....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disclaimer: this is totally in jest I don't actually want one. "

Damn. And I was about to undercut him by a fiver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plagiarising Mills and Boon does not constitute original seduction copy. For that reason.. I'm out Jimmy. I advocate reading copiously in an endeavour to improve one's literary skills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disclaimer: this is totally in jest I don't actually want one.

Damn. And I was about to undercut him by a fiver. "

Lol

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