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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Obviously I'll be careful.

I promise I'll use other protection.

It won't be for long, I'm not a total idiot.

And I have got a Dutch Cap I could use

(Although, it may technically be a Panama)

But it is a glorious afternoon, and this shirt is really sweaty....

Who else is spending their lunchtime sunbathing?

Mr ddc

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I tell you though, those daytime forum folk are a tough crowd...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tell you though, those daytime forum folk are a tough crowd...

"

Went right over their heads...whoooooosh!! Anyway,did you burn?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I tell you though, those daytime forum folk are a tough crowd...

Went right over their heads...whoooooosh!! Anyway,did you burn? "

Lol, no. Didn't dare go through with it. Us bald redheads can't be too careful

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By *epper123Woman
over a year ago

London

People are too scared to post .... on this post, I don't have anything to say because I do what works for me. On other threads, I am reticent to post anything now, sad really, because I am sure I am not the only one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bateback , bull riding

We're the first swingers rodeo riders too?

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Moonbathing...It's the new whatever the old new was...

Probably safe to bareback at this time of night...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you get moonburn?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


" I am reticent to post anything now, sad really, because I am sure I am not the only one."

That is sad. The forums are the sum of all of us. And generally they are very welcoming overall.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I always like to be in the saddle so to speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, its not wrong, share the goodness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it sunny everywhere except where I was today? I didn't see any barebackers, very disappointing.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Can you get moonburn?"

If you have scottish ancestry, I suspect so.

I have burnt through my shirt before

(No word of a lie either!)

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I love that first bareback moment too. Just hate the flaky skin and weird lumps afterwards.

pfffftttt.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"No, its not wrong, share the goodness "

I think it's different when you have a body like a diet gardener!

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By *epper123Woman
over a year ago

London

I have absolutely not found that, sadly, especially when posting about anything other than what we are doing or having for tea. Some things really expose a raw nerve, its fascinating

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Was it sunny everywhere except where I was today? I didn't see any barebackers, very disappointing."

It's always grim up north

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I have absolutely not found that, sadly, especially when posting about anything other than what we are doing or having for tea. Some things really expose a raw nerve, its fascinating"

But often the most vocal are only one or two. The vast majority keep their heads down (I can be a total wimp when it comes to certain subjects)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aftersun is most important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course it's not wrong to enjoy that lovely sensual freedom....!

Besides, I don't believe in doing things either sensibly or safely - which is why I've spent all day lazing in my garden with a naked chainsaw....

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I love that first bareback moment too. Just hate the flaky skin and weird lumps afterwards.

pfffftttt."

It was easier as a kid, when you'd have your top off in March, and your body had a chance to build up to it while the sun was still weak. I never burned until I was about 18!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum was a redhead....i even open the curtains, prickly heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was fun peeling dead skin off and grossing the girls in the class out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've burnt my arm and my forehead. I can burn in January and February if the sun is out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could always smother yourself in factor 1000 and sit under a sunshade.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I've burnt my arm and my forehead. I can burn in January and February if the sun is out. "

That is bad!

I always assumed that if I could just get all my freckles to join up, I'd finally have total immunity!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"You could always smother yourself in factor 1000 and sit under a sunshade. "

I've built myself a big shelter in the garden so now I can sunbathe safely in the shade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've burnt my arm and my forehead. I can burn in January and February if the sun is out.

That is bad!

I always assumed that if I could just get all my freckles to join up, I'd finally have total immunity!"

I put on sun screen all year round. My freckles have been obliterated from my face from the harsh winter sun.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Aftersun is most important "

Burnt willy whilst dogging?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Aftersun is most important "

Didn't have that as a kid, only calamine lotion. Trust me, you only have to be covered head to toe in pink gunge once to make sure you never go outside in daylight ever again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People are too scared to post .... on this post, I don't have anything to say because I do what works for me. On other threads, I am reticent to post anything now, sad really, because I am sure I am not the only one."

too cliquey on here to post and people try to belittle others. Not friendly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People are too scared to post .... on this post, I don't have anything to say because I do what works for me. On other threads, I am reticent to post anything now, sad really, because I am sure I am not the only one.

too cliquey on here to post and people try to belittle others. Not friendly"

Is it though? This is a fun lighthearted post, join in!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"I am reticent to post anything now, sad really, because I am sure I am not the only one."

No you're not the only one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was fun peeling dead skin off and grossing the girls in the class out"

The cool kids covered themselves in Copydex and just pretended they were peeling their skin off

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

The OP post did make me chuckle though

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"People are too scared to post .... on this post, I don't have anything to say because I do what works for me. On other threads, I am reticent to post anything now, sad really, because I am sure I am not the only one.

too cliquey on here to post and people try to belittle others. Not friendly"

Well I'm glad you braved it for me - welcome!

(And it's not really cliquey, we've only been here a few months. It just takes people time to get your sense of humour)

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By *epper123Woman
over a year ago

London

I think it is a good idea to post something silly in one way, but the morning I logged on to vicious private messages about something I had posted, I lost the love. Here I am posting though, as I think the people who are abusive need to know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't that what Garnier BB Cream is for? Non? C'est la vie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was fun peeling dead skin off and grossing the girls in the class out

The cool kids covered themselves in Copydex and just pretended they were peeling their skin off "

The dried out copydex looked like used condoms. Kids used to freak when it hit them in the face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People are too scared to post .... on this post, I don't have anything to say because I do what works for me. On other threads, I am reticent to post anything now, sad really, because I am sure I am not the only one.

too cliquey on here to post and people try to belittle others. Not friendly

Well I'm glad you braved it for me - welcome!

(And it's not really cliquey, we've only been here a few months. It just takes people time to get your sense of humour)"

I still don't get it.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Isn't that what Garnier BB Cream is for? Non? C'est la vie."

Will that take the wrinkles off my balls too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it is a good idea to post something silly in one way, but the morning I logged on to vicious private messages about something I had posted, I lost the love. Here I am posting though, as I think the people who are abusive need to know it"

Totally off topic but I see your profile has changed to single female, glad they corrected it for you!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I think it is a good idea to post something silly in one way, but the morning I logged on to vicious private messages about something I had posted, I lost the love. Here I am posting though, as I think the people who are abusive need to know it"

Good for you

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"too cliquey on here to post and people try to belittle others. Not friendly"

We are having a giraffe, join in

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By *epper123Woman
over a year ago

London


"I think it is a good idea to post something silly in one way, but the morning I logged on to vicious private messages about something I had posted, I lost the love. Here I am posting though, as I think the people who are abusive need to know it

Totally off topic but I see your profile has changed to single female, glad they corrected it for you! "

Yup, had to get a divorce for that one to happen. Oh well .....

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"People are too scared to post .... on this post, I don't have anything to say because I do what works for me. On other threads, I am reticent to post anything now, sad really, because I am sure I am not the only one.

too cliquey on here to post and people try to belittle others. Not friendly

Well I'm glad you braved it for me - welcome!

(And it's not really cliquey, we've only been here a few months. It just takes people time to get your sense of humour)

I still don't get it. "

Neither does mrs.ddc half the time, and that's been 27 years! The number of times I have to dodge various thrown items....

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Speaking as one of those weird genetic freaks who are brunette in hair colour but with ginger skin I feel your longing for bare back in the sun OP and share your pain at not being able to ever do so safely. At least people don't look at your hair colour and assume you must 'tan easily' and then look bemused when you slather on factor infinity for sensitive skin and try and sit in a shady spot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it is a good idea to post something silly in one way, but the morning I logged on to vicious private messages about something I had posted, I lost the love. Here I am posting though, as I think the people who are abusive need to know it

Totally off topic but I see your profile has changed to single female, glad they corrected it for you!

Yup, had to get a divorce for that one to happen. Oh well ..... "

Sorry I meant the thread the other week where you mentioned your single profile kept getting changed to a couples one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it is a good idea to post something silly in one way, but the morning I logged on to vicious private messages about something I had posted, I lost the love. Here I am posting though, as I think the people who are abusive need to know it"
good for you

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

No bareback action for me today, it looked lovely from the office though.

Just remember to slip, slop and slap (that ones just for the clique set )

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Speaking as one of those weird genetic freaks who are brunette in hair colour but with ginger skin I feel your longing for bare back in the sun OP and share your pain at not being able to ever do so safely. At least people don't look at your hair colour and assume you must 'tan easily' and then look bemused when you slather on factor infinity for sensitive skin and try and sit in a shady spot..."

Were you always brunette?

We all started blonde, went through copper and ginger to brown (now greying ) Only one sister stayed a true redhead throughout

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Speaking as one of those weird genetic freaks who are brunette in hair colour but with ginger skin I feel your longing for bare back in the sun OP and share your pain at not being able to ever do so safely. At least people don't look at your hair colour and assume you must 'tan easily' and then look bemused when you slather on factor infinity for sensitive skin and try and sit in a shady spot...

Were you always brunette?

We all started blonde, went through copper and ginger to brown (now greying ) Only one sister stayed a true redhead throughout"

Always brunette (well, apart from the encroaching grey). And freckled. Most of the family are gingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spent a lovely sunny lunch hour by the river, legs out in an attempt to get some colour on them albeit more freckles!!

And as I had no sunscreen on I am a wee bit red on my face & chest.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I spent a lovely sunny lunch hour by the river, legs out in an attempt to get some colour on them albeit more freckles!!

And as I had no sunscreen on I am a wee bit red on my face & chest. "

There is absolutely not a cat-in-hells chance that I can type fast enough so that I can be the first person to offer to rub some aftersun in

(But the thought was there)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*rushes off to find a ginger minger profile who I can alert to this thread

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Aftersun is most important

Didn't have that as a kid, only calamine lotion. Trust me, you only have to be covered head to toe in pink gunge once to make sure you never go outside in daylight ever again... "

'Gonna need an ocean...du du du du du...of Calamine Lotion'...Can't not think of that song whenever Calamine is mentioned...

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Aftersun is most important

Didn't have that as a kid, only calamine lotion. Trust me, you only have to be covered head to toe in pink gunge once to make sure you never go outside in daylight ever again...

'Gonna need an ocean...du du du du du...of Calamine Lotion'...Can't not think of that song whenever Calamine is mentioned..."

Which is ironic since I bet none of Coasters even got sunburnt!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Speaking as one of those weird genetic freaks who are brunette in hair colour but with ginger skin I feel your longing for bare back in the sun OP and share your pain at not being able to ever do so safely. At least people don't look at your hair colour and assume you must 'tan easily' and then look bemused when you slather on factor infinity for sensitive skin and try and sit in a shady spot..."

I'm the black person who comes out in heat bumps, has burnt quite badly a couple of times and gets white freckles! I wear some level of sun screen all year.

OP, all of that said I went bareback and barefront today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the opposite of you pasty lot.

I just need to see the sun and I tan.

Of course I live in the North, so this requires a holiday.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"Aftersun is most important

Didn't have that as a kid, only calamine lotion. Trust me, you only have to be covered head to toe in pink gunge once to make sure you never go outside in daylight ever again...

'Gonna need an ocean...du du du du du...of Calamine Lotion'...Can't not think of that song whenever Calamine is mentioned...

Which is ironic since I bet none of Coasters even got sunburnt! "

Just because you are black, does not mean you can't get sunburn ....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm the opposite of you pasty lot.

I just need to see the sun and I tan.

Of course I live in the North, so this requires a holiday."

A trip to London should do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Speaking as one of those weird genetic freaks who are brunette in hair colour but with ginger skin I feel your longing for bare back in the sun OP and share your pain at not being able to ever do so safely. At least people don't look at your hair colour and assume you must 'tan easily' and then look bemused when you slather on factor infinity for sensitive skin and try and sit in a shady spot...

I'm the black person who comes out in heat bumps, has burnt quite badly a couple of times and gets white freckles! I wear some level of sun screen all year.

OP, all of that said I went bareback and barefront today. "

I was the blonde haired,blue eyed person who tanned easily. I'm now medium brown with grey high lights and tan very easily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Speaking as one of those weird genetic freaks who are brunette in hair colour but with ginger skin I feel your longing for bare back in the sun OP and share your pain at not being able to ever do so safely. At least people don't look at your hair colour and assume you must 'tan easily' and then look bemused when you slather on factor infinity for sensitive skin and try and sit in a shady spot..."

I'm one of those too. I don't have freckles though and there's no ginger in me, just a bit vampiric.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the opposite of you pasty lot.

I just need to see the sun and I tan.

Of course I live in the North, so this requires a holiday.

A trip to London should do it. "

The London I see is made up of meeting rooms and tube stations

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

OP, all of that said I went bareback and barefront today. "

I'm both blushing and hot-under-the-collar.

But you'll have to wait a mo, there appears to be a queue for my aftersun spreading services (am I in heaven?)

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Just because you are black, does not mean you can't get sunburn .... "

I never knew that. It's amazing what you learn on here

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm the opposite of you pasty lot.

I just need to see the sun and I tan.

Of course I live in the North, so this requires a holiday.

A trip to London should do it.

The London I see is made up of meeting rooms and tube stations "

You need to see my London.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aftersun is most important

Didn't have that as a kid, only calamine lotion. Trust me, you only have to be covered head to toe in pink gunge once to make sure you never go outside in daylight ever again...

'Gonna need an ocean...du du du du du...of Calamine Lotion'...Can't not think of that song whenever Calamine is mentioned...

Which is ironic since I bet none of Coasters even got sunburnt! "

That song is not about sunburn

It's about STDs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the opposite of you pasty lot.

I just need to see the sun and I tan.

Of course I live in the North, so this requires a holiday.

A trip to London should do it.

The London I see is made up of meeting rooms and tube stations "

Boring....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

OP, all of that said I went bareback and barefront today.

I'm both blushing and hot-under-the-collar.

But you'll have to wait a mo, there appears to be a queue for my aftersun spreading services (am I in heaven?)"

I was barebottomed too. However, I did have protection and I wasn't barefooted.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I'm the opposite of you pasty lot.

I just need to see the sun and I tan.

Of course I live in the North, so this requires a holiday.

A trip to London should do it.

The London I see is made up of meeting rooms and tube stations "

Between some.of those tube stations are some great parks

(Though if you decide to do some canoodling in the bushes, they have their very own police force - as we discovered.... )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People are too scared to post .... on this post, I don't have anything to say because I do what works for me. On other threads, I am reticent to post anything now, sad really, because I am sure I am not the only one.

too cliquey on here to post and people try to belittle others. Not friendly"

Sod the clique post as you wish.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm the opposite of you pasty lot.

I just need to see the sun and I tan.

Of course I live in the North, so this requires a holiday.

A trip to London should do it.

The London I see is made up of meeting rooms and tube stations

Between some.of those tube stations are some great parks

(Though if you decide to do some canoodling in the bushes, they have their very own police force - as we discovered.... )"

They're a funny bunch. I had to do some work with them a while back.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

OP, all of that said I went bareback and barefront today.

I'm both blushing and hot-under-the-collar.

But you'll have to wait a mo, there appears to be a queue for my aftersun spreading services (am I in heaven?)

I was barebottomed too. However, I did have protection and I wasn't barefooted.

"

We need an emoticon for "steam coming out of ears"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aftersun is most important

Didn't have that as a kid, only calamine lotion. Trust me, you only have to be covered head to toe in pink gunge once to make sure you never go outside in daylight ever again...

'Gonna need an ocean...du du du du du...of Calamine Lotion'...Can't not think of that song whenever Calamine is mentioned..."

:

Whenever Calamine Lotion is mentioned I recall that awful smell from childhood.

Yuck.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

They're a funny bunch. I had to do some work with them a while back."

Mrs ddc got quite uppity with them "we're only kissing, there's no law against that"

Meanwhile I was desperately trying to draw her attention to the fact that.I had successfully managed to untie the strap from her dress and she was, in fact, topless.

To be fair to him, he managed to keep a straight face while pointing this out to her!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aftersun is most important

Didn't have that as a kid, only calamine lotion. Trust me, you only have to be covered head to toe in pink gunge once to make sure you never go outside in daylight ever again...

'Gonna need an ocean...du du du du du...of Calamine Lotion'...Can't not think of that song whenever Calamine is mentioned... :

Whenever Calamine Lotion is mentioned I recall that awful smell from childhood.

Yuck."

Calamine lotion saved my skin as a child, after I pulled a chip pan full of hot oil over me. My mum slathered it all over my burnt skin as we waited for the ambulance. I have no scars. The doctors said it was what saved me from being badly scarred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the song says.. Always use sun screen

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Aftersun is most important

Didn't have that as a kid, only calamine lotion. Trust me, you only have to be covered head to toe in pink gunge once to make sure you never go outside in daylight ever again...

'Gonna need an ocean...du du du du du...of Calamine Lotion'...Can't not think of that song whenever Calamine is mentioned... :

Whenever Calamine Lotion is mentioned I recall that awful smell from childhood.

Yuck."

It always reminds me of having chicken pox and mumps during the really hot drought summer of 1976. Cold from the fridge calamine lotion was wonderful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but i love letting black guys fuck me and i enjoy it more if its bareback and they cum inside me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The London I see is made up of meeting rooms and tube stations"

I promise to make better use of my time the next time I come to London.I

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Sorry but i love letting black guys fuck me and i enjoy it more if its bareback and they cum inside me"

With or without sunscreen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry but i love letting black guys fuck me and i enjoy it more if its bareback and they cum inside me"

Please tell me you at least wear a sun hat.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Sorry but i love letting black guys fuck me and i enjoy it more if its bareback and they cum inside me

Please tell me you at least wear a sun hat. "

I may need to add ribbons to my new sun hat. It's enormous and I think it will be whipped away by even the smallest gust of wind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry but i love letting black guys fuck me and i enjoy it more if its bareback and they cum inside me

Please tell me you at least wear a sun hat.

I may need to add ribbons to my new sun hat. It's enormous and I think it will be whipped away by even the smallest gust of wind.

"

Do you sleep with trumpy men then ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Sorry but i love letting black guys fuck me and i enjoy it more if its bareback and they cum inside me

Please tell me you at least wear a sun hat.

I may need to add ribbons to my new sun hat. It's enormous and I think it will be whipped away by even the smallest gust of wind.

Do you sleep with trumpy men then ? "

The trumping keeps me awake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Windy millers hat never blew off in trumpton

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

It's always wrong for me but not for others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this include tanning salons?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Does this include tanning salons?"

Omg of course.

You do realise that the fake-tan spray booths even use a different, bright, lobster-red spray for us gingers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does this include tanning salons?

Omg of course.

You do realise that the fake-tan spray booths even use a different, bright, lobster-red spray for us gingers?"

got any pics?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Does this include tanning salons?

Omg of course.

You do realise that the fake-tan spray booths even use a different, bright, lobster-red spray for us gingers?got any pics?"

Yes, but they used them all for advertising the last Hellboy film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aftersun is most important

Didn't have that as a kid, only calamine lotion. Trust me, you only have to be covered head to toe in pink gunge once to make sure you never go outside in daylight ever again...

'Gonna need an ocean...du du du du du...of Calamine Lotion'...Can't not think of that song whenever Calamine is mentioned... :

Whenever Calamine Lotion is mentioned I recall that awful smell from childhood.

Yuck.

It always reminds me of having chicken pox and mumps during the really hot drought summer of 1976. Cold from the fridge calamine lotion was wonderful.

"

Tastes crap though

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm another burns when there's a crack in the clouds brunette.

And medical treatment has made it even worse.

I never have barebacked and now I never will. Strong advice from my docs precludes it and I'm not allowed to put an uncovered inch out without high level protection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does this include tanning salons?

Omg of course.

You do realise that the fake-tan spray booths even use a different, bright, lobster-red spray for us gingers?got any pics?

Yes, but they used them all for advertising the last Hellboy film "

Never seen hellboy, it sounds dead sexy

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