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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's Wednesday- the second worst day of the week for me.

Fancy a laugh?

How to play...

Post on thread to say your in...

I will pair you up with another fabber on the thread...write a status for them and either pm it or post it on the thread....be naughty but nice!

Rules.

No trying get round blocks or filters...if you cannot message, then use the thread instead.

Status must remain for 24 hours.

No Whinging, this is a laugh and a whinge free zone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me me me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I'm up for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In as day off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will throw my ass in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll join in. Stuck in the office

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Gonna live to regret this but hell, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And no moaning if your out with a man or a women!

And please give me chance to pair you up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let the perceptions come forth. En garde!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then. I feel like being really evil today!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh go on then. I feel like being really evil today!! "

I knew I could count on you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

UN LOS and popping candy

SE Herts and cosmic 69

throbbinghood777 and jacqs

Tonymidsuk and miss innocent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let the perceptions come forth. En garde! "

Your on the next batch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines been sent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For SE Herts I want your status to be: Feeling horny, forget what my profile says I want to meet TODAY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines been sent too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines been sent too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That should get you bombarded lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For SE Herts I want your status to be: Feeling horny, forget what my profile says I want to meet TODAY "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go in then

But be gentle after my last swap,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm trying to think of something equally evil to respond with

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

I'm in - I think!

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By *ig Ted 66Man
over a year ago

Hinckley

...In for a Penny... ( here must be a few Penny's on here ?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent mine, awaiting reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tempted to get involved, I know how evil some forum users are though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tempted to get involved, I know how evil some forum users are though "

I'm not evil at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's see what others think after reading my status for the next 24 hours lmao

Miss innocent I think not!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tempted to get involved, I know how evil some forum users are though "

Join in it's fun

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Ok, OP put my name down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm. Still waiting for SE Herts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's see what others think after reading my status for the next 24 hours lmao

Miss innocent I think not!!"

You will be inundated

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tempted to get involved, I know how evil some forum users are though "

It's just a bit of fun

What's the worst that can happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's see what others think after reading my status for the next 24 hours lmao

Miss innocent I think not!!"

Hope you've got plenty of carrots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, OP put my name down! "

Morning lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tempted to get involved, I know how evil some forum users are though

It's just a bit of fun

What's the worst that can happen "

See my status. That's about it I think......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popping candy has popped off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put me down for it.... Go on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tempted to get involved, I know how evil some forum users are though

It's just a bit of fun

What's the worst that can happen

See my status. That's about it I think......"

LOL she writes some gooduns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still waiting for mine. I think my partner is too busy getting the carrots ready for lots of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im still err waiting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Shikhar and just V

Mrnortholt and bigted66

Seani88 and nobbynobs

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"Popping candy has popped off "

Terribly sorry

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By *tockings and heels loverMan
over a year ago

Stourbridge

In ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"im still err waiting "

We will have words with throbbing hood!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still waiting... Can I have jacqs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is up. After what I gave popping candy, I think I got off lightly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobbybobs: oh God such a desire to suck cock today and slip into a sexy pair of panties!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine is up. After what I gave popping candy, I think I got off lightly"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobbybobs: oh God such a desire to suck cock today and slip into a sexy pair of panties!! "

And I had been so kind lol.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting... Can I have jacqs "

Give it another 10 min

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is up.

You can really go off some people on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting... Can I have jacqs "

my meet wont approve LOL

hes took 2 days trying to get me into bed :P

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"Mine is up.

You can really go off some people on Fab "

Ouch

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Not sure this was a good idea considering I'm looking for a meet

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

I'm lost - what do I have to do?

Other than lactate and anally fist?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In ha ha "

You are paired with private user

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm lost - what do I have to do?

Other than lactate and anally fist?"

You have to write a status for who you are paired up with. He writes one for you,

If you can't message him, write it on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im innocent

no status :P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"im innocent

no status :P"

You can have cosmic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im innocent

no status :P

You can have cosmic "

bitch x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just V: an East Indian Head massage would be beneficial I feel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im innocent

no status :P

You can have cosmic

bitch x

"

Shall actually wants me...

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By *ig Ted 66Man
over a year ago

Hinckley


"I'm lost - what do I have to do?

Other than lactate and anally fist?

You have to write a status for who you are paired up with. He writes one for you,

If you can't message him, write it on this thread."

Mr Northolt - pop this into your status update box (and leave it there for 24 hours)

" My current status is empty... just like my Inbox... "

Now do one for me - bearing in mind how relatively nice I've been to you !

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley


"I'm lost - what do I have to do?

Other than lactate and anally fist?

You have to write a status for who you are paired up with. He writes one for you,

If you can't message him, write it on this thread."

must have missed my pairing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im innocent

no status :P

You can have cosmic

bitch x

Shall actually wants me... "

come on get it on ya status ya wuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobbybobs: oh God such a desire to suck cock today and slip into a sexy pair of panties!!

And I had been so kind lol....."

Haha sorry you sent mine but I had posted here before I read it! Haha I do apologise!

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"I'm. Still waiting for SE Herts "

Quit the whinge, get posting!

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By *ig Ted 66Man
over a year ago

Hinckley


"I'm lost - what do I have to do?

Other than lactate and anally fist?

You have to write a status for who you are paired up with. He writes one for you,

If you can't message him, write it on this thread.

must have missed my pairing!

"

Shikhar and just V

Mrnortholt and bigted66

Seani88 and nobbynobs

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"I'm. Still waiting for SE Herts "

Quit the whinge, get posting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg scabs and sores all around my genitals.... And on a day I have a meet.... Hope he doesn't mind...

fucking cunt he is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg scabs and sores all around my genitals.... And on a day I have a meet.... Hope he doesn't mind...

fucking cunt he is"

Errrrrm Mr Cunt pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In ha ha "

Mattieus- Your new status mate 'Warm apple pie does feel like the real thing- Been missing out all this time'

Be kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm. Still waiting for SE Herts

Quit the whinge, get posting! "

You snooze you lose my luv I was given Jacqs.... Bet she's regretting it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg scabs and sores all around my genitals.... And on a day I have a meet.... Hope he doesn't mind...

fucking cunt he is

Errrrrm Mr Cunt pls"
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well im not gonan meet u now my terms are still CLUB MEETS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm. Still waiting for SE Herts

Quit the whinge, get posting!

You snooze you lose my luv I was given Jacqs.... Bet she's regretting it"

woprse case ill go on cam and prove mu pussy is clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just V: Slimulate my mind, not my luscious breasts, if you've got the balls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just V: Slimulate my mind, not my luscious breasts, if you've got the balls! "

Thanks

Sent reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do people really think I want an anal fisting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do people really think I want an anal fisting? "

You do look the type...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do people really think I want an anal fisting? "

u will enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Omg scabs and sores all around my genitals.... And on a day I have a meet.... Hope he doesn't mind...

fucking cunt he is"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do people really think I want an anal fisting?

u will enjoy it"

I've had plenty of offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do people really think I want an anal fisting?

u will enjoy it

I've had plenty of offers "

So do I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do people really think I want an anal fisting?

u will enjoy it

I've had plenty of offers

So do I "

And I bet you've said yes to all of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do people really think I want an anal fisting?

u will enjoy it

I've had plenty of offers

So do I

And I bet you've said yes to all of them "

.... Not all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anymore victims want to join in?

I have a couple guys waiting to play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just V: Slimulate my mind, not my luscious breasts, if you've got the balls!

Thanks

Sent reply "

The pleasure would be all mine... I wish..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anymore victims want to join in?

I have a couple guys waiting to play "

No thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think my pair wants to play anymore. . Nothing new there

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By *ig Ted 66Man
over a year ago

Hinckley


"I'm lost - what do I have to do?

Other than lactate and anally fist?

You have to write a status for who you are paired up with. He writes one for you,

If you can't message him, write it on this thread.

Mr Northolt - pop this into your status update box (and leave it there for 24 hours)

" My current status is empty... just like my Inbox... "

Now do one for me - bearing in mind how relatively nice I've been to you !"

Doesn't look like Mr Northolt is upholding his part of the bargain?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Private parts! : Come on guys, you know you want it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can u change mine yet :O x

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Anymore victims want to join in?

I have a couple guys waiting to play "

Are these the couple of guys you have locked in your makeshift dungeon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the heck always game for a laugh, count us in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got away lightly I might leave mine up longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got away lightly I might leave mine up longer "

I want to do one for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got away lightly I might leave mine up longer

I want to do one for you "

Too late Biatch

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Sure thing as long as it's not offensive or single male level of perverted.

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By *lectricSensationMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry miss innocent.

That was revenge for the carrots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sure thing as long as it's not offensive or single male level of perverted. "

Now that was a silly thing to write!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sure thing as long as it's not offensive or single male level of perverted.

Now that was a silly thing to write!!"

even better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sure thing as long as it's not offensive or single male level of perverted. "

Please don't hurt me..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry miss innocent.

That was revenge for the carrots

"

If I said yes to all the offers of anal fisting, my arsehole would be wider than the Grand Canyon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok! If your partner hasn't played... Tell me and I will pair you with someone else.

Those wanting to take down those status cause they can't hack it! Tuff! Another hour at least!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Howard and Wondergirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Electric sensation and chedders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this abuse im getting is really bad

cosmic i will get yo back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breakfast

my other status shuffler has posted me one

do i post that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok! If your partner hasn't played... Tell me and I will pair you with someone else.

Those wanting to take down those status cause they can't hack it! Tuff! Another hour at least!! "

Pair me up again.. think I was too harsh on my last one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok! If your partner hasn't played... Tell me and I will pair you with someone else.

Those wanting to take down those status cause they can't hack it! Tuff! Another hour at least!!

Pair me up again.. think I was too harsh on my last one "

read mine

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Electric I can't message so yourself is "I've got something to put in you, at the gay bar"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok! If your partner hasn't played... Tell me and I will pair you with someone else.

Those wanting to take down those status cause they can't hack it! Tuff! Another hour at least!!

Pair me up again.. think I was too harsh on my last one

read mine "

Ouch Bet he wouldn't mind tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok! If your partner hasn't played... Tell me and I will pair you with someone else.

Those wanting to take down those status cause they can't hack it! Tuff! Another hour at least!!

Pair me up again.. think I was too harsh on my last one

read mine "

Trust me, I'm a vet. Judging by the depths of depravity witnessed on this site, you will still be in favour, scabs 'n' all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok! If your partner hasn't played... Tell me and I will pair you with someone else.

Those wanting to take down those status cause they can't hack it! Tuff! Another hour at least!!

Pair me up again.. think I was too harsh on my last one

read mine

Trust me, I'm a vet. Judging by the depths of depravity witnessed on this site, you will still be in favour, scabs 'n' all. "

ha ha

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By *lectricSensationMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Chedders yours is ' woke up this morning with an arsehole as wide as the moon, safe to say I won't be receiving anal again '

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Thanks Wondergurl!

Why do these things always have me requesting my arse get fucked?! And always no lube as well lol

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"Chedders yours is ' woke up this morning with an arsehole as wide as the moon, safe to say I won't be receiving anal again '"

Really? That's a bit too vulgar. I'll pass remove the status I said.

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By *lectricSensationMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

haha it's only a bit of fun but okay then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont

im getting loads of abuse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine is up "

Throbbinghood your late!!!

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"haha it's only a bit of fun but okay then "

We clearly have very different definitions on fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chedders yours is ' woke up this morning with an arsehole as wide as the moon, safe to say I won't be receiving anal again '

Really? That's a bit too vulgar. I'll pass remove the status I said."

OMG it's a laugh!!!!! Where is people's sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chedders yours is ' woke up this morning with an arsehole as wide as the moon, safe to say I won't be receiving anal again '

Really? That's a bit too vulgar. I'll pass remove the status I said.

OMG it's a laugh!!!!! Where is people's sense of humour "

they shouldnt join if they cant take the heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chedders yours is ' woke up this morning with an arsehole as wide as the moon, safe to say I won't be receiving anal again '

Really? That's a bit too vulgar. I'll pass remove the status I said.

OMG it's a laugh!!!!! Where is people's sense of humour "

Can I have a pairing please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"haha it's only a bit of fun but okay then "

I will pair you with someone more willing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chedders yours is ' woke up this morning with an arsehole as wide as the moon, safe to say I won't be receiving anal again '

Really? That's a bit too vulgar. I'll pass remove the status I said.

OMG it's a laugh!!!!! Where is people's sense of humour

Can I have a pairing please?"

Yes!!! Your paired with electric sensations

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chedders yours is ' woke up this morning with an arsehole as wide as the moon, safe to say I won't be receiving anal again '

Really? That's a bit too vulgar. I'll pass remove the status I said.

OMG it's a laugh!!!!! Where is people's sense of humour

they shouldnt join if they cant take the heat "

it's only for few hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Howard is mean!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chedders yours is ' woke up this morning with an arsehole as wide as the moon, safe to say I won't be receiving anal again '

Really? That's a bit too vulgar. I'll pass remove the status I said.

OMG it's a laugh!!!!! Where is people's sense of humour

Can I have a pairing please?

Yes!!! Your paired with electric sensations "

Yer a cruel woman breakfast..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting for a new pair OP.. give me your worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electric sensations.

Yours is

'This weeks challenge is to see how many hard boiled eggs I can get in my arse. Breakfast is on me'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Electric sensations.

Yours is

'This weeks challenge is to see how many hard boiled eggs I can get in my arse. Breakfast is on me'"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine has been taken off due to 98 messages what was abusive

as much as i like a good banter and laugh im not here for abuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chedders yours is ' woke up this morning with an arsehole as wide as the moon, safe to say I won't be receiving anal again '

Really? That's a bit too vulgar. I'll pass remove the status I said.

OMG it's a laugh!!!!! Where is people's sense of humour

they shouldnt join if they cant take the heat

it's only for few hours "

What did he expect, fluffy clouds and cuddly bunnies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chedders yours is ' woke up this morning with an arsehole as wide as the moon, safe to say I won't be receiving anal again '

Really? That's a bit too vulgar. I'll pass remove the status I said.

OMG it's a laugh!!!!! Where is people's sense of humour

they shouldnt join if they cant take the heat

it's only for few hours

What did he expect, fluffy clouds and cuddly bunnies? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mine has been taken off due to 98 messages what was abusive

as much as i like a good banter and laugh im not here for abuse "

What arseholes

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"

What did he expect, fluffy clouds and cuddly bunnies? "

It's done and past, you're too late, let it go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mine has been taken off due to 98 messages what was abusive

as much as i like a good banter and laugh im not here for abuse

agreed x

What arseholes "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mine has been taken off due to 98 messages what was abusive

as much as i like a good banter and laugh im not here for abuse

agreed x

What arseholes "

we arent all arseholes. Sending hugs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There seem to be a lot of statuses about anal fisting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There seem to be a lot of statuses about anal fisting "

I propose an anal fast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There seem to be a lot of statuses about anal fisting "

Im sure its just morbid curiosity rather than a real desire...but then its notbtheir own status..hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is up

Throbbinghood your late!!! "

I know sorry, punish me accordingly please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"mine has been taken off due to 98 messages what was abusive

as much as i like a good banter and laugh im not here for abuse "

Ok jacqs.. Put your other one up if you want... If you still want to play?

No one deserves abuse, sorry about that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in. ( I think).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There seem to be a lot of statuses about anal fisting

Im sure its just morbid curiosity rather than a real desire...but then its notbtheir own status..hmmm"

No fist is going anywhere near my arse.

Now a nice cock,well....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There seem to be a lot of statuses about anal fisting

Im sure its just morbid curiosity rather than a real desire...but then its notbtheir own status..hmmm

No fist is going anywhere near my arse.

Now a nice cock,well.... "

Sounds nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There seem to be a lot of statuses about anal fisting

Im sure its just morbid curiosity rather than a real desire...but then its notbtheir own status..hmmm

No fist is going anywhere near my arse.

Now a nice cock,well.... "

I might have one of those somewhere haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks Wondergurl!

Why do these things always have me requesting my arse get fucked?! And always no lube as well lol "

That arse is MINE!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who hasnt been paired up???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who hasnt been paired up???"

still waiting on a reply from electric sensation. Hit me up again. Can see this thread going to pt 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do any statuses for those without a pairing

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Thanks Wondergurl!

Why do these things always have me requesting my arse get fucked?! And always no lube as well lol

That arse is MINE!!"

Not to fuck it ain't!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks Wondergurl!

Why do these things always have me requesting my arse get fucked?! And always no lube as well lol

That arse is MINE!!

Not to fuck it ain't!! "

Nah, just a good rimming & the odd nibble

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who hasnt been paired up???

still waiting on a reply from electric sensation. Hit me up again. Can see this thread going to pt 2"

Ok you can do Long legs and lingerie

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Can I have some nice this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Longlegs.

Your is:

Does anyone have a staple remover, I accidentally stapled my labia to my knees.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I'm tempted but I'm rubbish at coming up with a status xD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill be happy with a good sex and a good cock in me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Longlegs.

Your is:

Does anyone have a staple remover, I accidentally stapled my labia to my knees. "

Omg!!! That's not very nice!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ill be happy with a good sex and a good cock in me "

Im there haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Longlegs.

Your is:

Does anyone have a staple remover, I accidentally stapled my labia to my knees.

Omg!!! That's not very nice!! "

BCW it doesn't appear that you have a status shuffle?!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Longlegs.

Your is:

Does anyone have a staple remover, I accidentally stapled my labia to my knees.

Omg!!! That's not very nice!!

BCW it doesn't appear that you have a status shuffle?!!"

I know I was going to say that mine is definitely not a " fake status"

Cook one up for me later Miss innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Longlegs.

Your is:

Does anyone have a staple remover, I accidentally stapled my labia to my knees.

Omg!!! That's not very nice!!

BCW it doesn't appear that you have a status shuffle?!!

I know I was going to say that mine is definitely not a " fake status"

Cook one up for me later Miss innocent "

Will do xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we remove our statuses yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No messages yet, looks like i have escaped

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By *odramafunCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire/staffordshire

Think I understand so in? X

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