FabSwingers.com forum: things that gross you out

By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

Greasy hair for me...i feel sick when I see it on people or they sit right opposite me on the train!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work with teenagers and there is one boy who creeps the fuck out of me. He is very very strange and has no idea about boundaries and personal space. He stares and says the most bizarre thing.

I just can't do this creppyness justice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid chorley then. Most of the people here have greasy hair for some reason.

Dunno what grosses me out, as a carer nothing does any more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating loudly....sloppily....STFU and get some manners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work with teenagers and there is one boy who creeps the fuck out of me. He is very very strange and has no idea about boundaries and personal space. He stares and says the most bizarre thing.

I just can't do this creppyness justice. "

Sounds like some of the guys on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blood.

Needles.

People picking at food, you know, the types that will sit there and pick a Mars bar to pieces bit by bit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty fingernails / fingers.

Ear wax.

BO - the amount of people that don't appear to wear any form of deodorant particularly in Summer always amazes me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"I work with teenagers and there is one boy who creeps the fuck out of me. He is very very strange and has no idea about boundaries and personal space. He stares and says the most bizarre thing.

I just can't do this creppyness justice. "

I went to a school with a boy like this..i know what you mean,you get that rapey,murdering serial killer vibe potential coming off them..

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Dirty teeth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad breath!!!

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Smell

In our old shop this really super morbidly obese smelly engineer used to come in every morning,not only was his hair greasy as hell,and he stank of BO but he would have a massive shit every morning,and stink out the toilet,and front counter..plus you could hear him farting like fuck,and his shit pebbledashing the water,and because the dirty fucker refused to open the window one of us would have to go in after him to open it..in the end he was banned from using our toilet..??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work with teenagers and there is one boy who creeps the fuck out of me. He is very very strange and has no idea about boundaries and personal space. He stares and says the most bizarre thing.

I just can't do this creppyness justice.

I went to a school with a boy like this..i know what you mean,you get that rapey,murdering serial killer vibe potential coming off them.."

Yes but I can't ignore him tho. I have to interact with him. Its my fucking job.

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Avoid chorley then. Most of the people here have greasy hair for some reason.

Dunno what grosses me out, as a carer nothing does any more.

I got shat on working in a nursing home..that grossed me out

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By *epper123Woman
over a year ago

London

Sick is okay, nappies are okay, but it's that long, thick there'd of lime green snot that dangles and is either licked off or sniffed back up ....

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Eating loudly....sloppily....STFU and get some manners"

My mate smacks his lips when eating..he's almost forty and still does it..we do take the piss out of him for it though

..it is a disgusting habit though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long dirty finger nails on guys- or just long nails on guys!

Sick

Other people's boggies

Sleep in the corners of eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

manky teeth ewwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sick is okay, nappies are okay, but it's that long, thick there'd of lime green snot that dangles and is either licked off or sniffed back up ...."

Voms in mouth...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sick is okay, nappies are okay, but it's that long, thick there'd of lime green snot that dangles and is either licked off or sniffed back up ...."

Or bubbles appear.

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Blood.

Needles.

People picking at food, you know, the types that will sit there and pick a Mars bar to pieces bit by bit...

My mums fella passes out at the sight of needles!lol.

What about people who nibble on crisps

just put it all in your bloody mouth weirdo!

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"Sick is okay, nappies are okay, but it's that long, thick there'd of lime green snot that dangles and is either licked off or sniffed back up ....

Voms in mouth..."

Sorry!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spitting in the street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long nasal hair. Ew!!!

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Marmite "

Some people just have to cross the bloody line don't they!..there's nothing gross about marmite.please refrain from posting your opinions on the subject in future as there will be repercussions!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smelly folk and really hairy guys not nice

Him cotton wool lol

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Dirty teeth!

Heavily stained nicotine teeth!

My favorite though are people who insist on keeping their rotting teeth in their mouths....have em whipped out and get some dentures for fucks sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy that pulled down his trousers and wanked in public as i walked past!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

work as a carer so my gross out level has changed somewhat....but i cant do mucus...and out of work, cant handle those men who close one nostril and snot mucus out the other one into the street!

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Dirty fingernails / fingers.

Ear wax.

BO - the amount of people that don't appear to wear any form of deodorant particularly in Summer always amazes me."

I went to a meet in a really hot house and had forgotten deodorant after my shower!I robbed a spray in the house though before things got to pungent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty finger nails - yuk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that eat smelly food at their desk at work. Egg mayo, tuna etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy that pulled down his trousers and wanked in public as i walked past!

Wtf!

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"I work with teenagers and there is one boy who creeps the fuck out of me. He is very very strange and has no idea about boundaries and personal space. He stares and says the most bizarre thing.

I just can't do this creppyness justice.

I went to a school with a boy like this..i know what you mean,you get that rapey,murdering serial killer vibe potential coming off them..

Yes but I can't ignore him tho. I have to interact with him. Its my fucking job.

I'll keep an eye out in the forums for you..if your profile has been inactive for 24hr I'll call the authorities

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

about three days ago I got a message.

The avatar was a clear cup with cum in the bottom....

That's the closest ive ever come to barfing on here.

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"about three days ago I got a message.

The avatar was a clear cup with cum in the bottom....

That's the closest ive ever come to barfing on here. "

I take it you didn't fancy knocking it back in one then,or doing some gargling...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy that pulled down his trousers and wanked in public as i walked past!

Wtf!"

Yep all true! police got involved cause its a tunnel where school kids walk through! didnt want the eager prick traumatizing kids ffs

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"The guy that pulled down his trousers and wanked in public as i walked past!

Holy shit!whacking that meat that blatantly..i wonder if it was really cheesy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avoid chorley then. Most of the people here have greasy hair for some reason.

Dunno what grosses me out, as a carer nothing does any more.

I got shat on working in a nursing home..that grossed me out

I've stepped in poo, accidently put my hand in it, yeah poo is the worst part of the job...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy that pulled down his trousers and wanked in public as i walked past!

Holy shit!whacking that meat that blatantly..i wonder if it was really cheesy...."

I feel sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad teeth!

Sara

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Spitting.

Vile.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"about three days ago I got a message.

The avatar was a clear cup with cum in the bottom....

That's the closest ive ever come to barfing on here.

I take it you didn't fancy knocking it back in one then,or doing some gargling...

I was too busy wondering if he was sane........

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

A woman I know ran to catch a bus in Edinburgh one icy morning. She slipped on the ice as she got to the stop. . . Fell on her back, her head landed in a freshly laid dog shit. . . She had miles to go so just jumped aboard lol

it was all smeared thru her hair.

Bus stank, passengers gagging, . . She said the worst bit was trying to wash it out in the shower when she got home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy that pulled down his trousers and wanked in public as i walked past!

You'll be telling me not to wolf whistle at you next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head lice, or to be precise combing the little buggers out of the hair ~ bleurgh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men with long nails, fag breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty fingernails / fingers.

Ear wax.

BO - the amount of people that don't appear to wear any form of deodorant particularly in Summer always amazes me."

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy that pulled down his trousers and wanked in public as i walked past!

You'll be telling me not to wolf whistle at you next."

You did whistle first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman I know ran to catch a bus in Edinburgh one icy morning. She slipped on the ice as she got to the stop. . . Fell on her back, her head landed in a freshly laid dog shit. . . She had miles to go so just jumped aboard lol

it was all smeared thru her hair.

Bus stank, passengers gagging, . . She said the worst bit was trying to wash it out in the shower when she got home.

Funniest thing iv`e heard in ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smell

you're not into scat then ?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When I moved into this flat I had to clean loads of manky hair out of the bath & basin plughole

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Some horrible specimen of a man in a coffee shop at lunch today picked his nose, rolled it then flicked it across the table...disgusting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once slipped and landed in a pile of morning-after vomit (not mine) in front of about 40 men on a stag do, while on my way home from a night out in Leeds with the worst hangover I've ever had

. That was pretty disgusting, and also the most I have ever wished the earth would swallow me up.

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over a year ago

"I once slipped and landed in a pile of morning-after vomit (not mine) in front of about 40 men on a stag do, while on my way home from a night out in Leeds with the worst hangover I've ever had

. That was pretty disgusting, and also the most I have ever wished the earth would swallow me up. "

Oh my days!!!

I would have freaked out and probably have a panic attack and chunder myself

feel sick!! Poor you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horrible hobbit feet! Yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once slipped and landed in a pile of morning-after vomit (not mine) in front of about 40 men on a stag do, while on my way home from a night out in Leeds with the worst hangover I've ever had

. That was pretty disgusting, and also the most I have ever wished the earth would swallow me up. "

Did the carrots absorb the hard landing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rolls of fat - and most of the above (comments I mean, not people

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rolls of fat - and most of the above (comments I mean, not people

The man in this profile has one of those hairy bodies that looks like a face or animal

I can see the alien off American Dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avoid chorley then. Most of the people here have greasy hair for some reason.

Dunno what grosses me out, as a carer nothing does any more.

I got shat on working in a nursing home..that grossed me out

I never got shat on working in a care home... Though, doing room checks at 4 in the morning, I checked on this really sweet gentleman, he wore the full nappy incontinence aid, he had diarrhea, tried to take the aid off and it had gone everywhere. Bless him, he was really ashamed which is why he hadn't rung his room alarm. Broke my heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh God, and clumps of hair! Pulling hair out of plug holes makes me gag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once slipped and landed in a pile of morning-after vomit (not mine) in front of about 40 men on a stag do, while on my way home from a night out in Leeds with the worst hangover I've ever had

. That was pretty disgusting, and also the most I have ever wished the earth would swallow me up.

Did the carrots absorb the hard landing?

It was pure kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once slipped and landed in a pile of morning-after vomit (not mine) in front of about 40 men on a stag do, while on my way home from a night out in Leeds with the worst hangover I've ever had

. That was pretty disgusting, and also the most I have ever wished the earth would swallow me up.

Oh my days!!!

I would have freaked out and probably have a panic attack and chunder myself

feel sick!! Poor you"

I could have cried!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh God, and clumps of hair! Pulling hair out of plug holes makes me gag."

Ohhhh I find that quite satisfying, when you get a big clump and it all just comes out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate unblocking the drains

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By *iscomanMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Dirty bastards spitting on the street

Footballers spitting on the pitch

So called dog owners not clearing up after their beloved dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rolls of fat - and most of the above (comments I mean, not people

)

The man in this profile has one of those hairy bodies that looks like a face or animal

I can see the alien off American Dad

Spot the hidden animal

I've managed 12 so far on your top photo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh God, and clumps of hair! Pulling hair out of plug holes makes me gag.

Ohhhh I find that quite satisfying, when you get a big clump and it all just comes out

I do too!

But only my own hair, other peoples hair anywhere where it shouldn't be is gag making

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"about three days ago I got a message.

The avatar was a clear cup with cum in the bottom....

That's the closest ive ever come to barfing on here.

I take it you didn't fancy knocking it back in one then,or doing some gargling...

I was too busy wondering if he was sane........"

I had a guy message just after I joined this site, asking me if I knew how hard a dog's cock gets and asking me if I knew how much they cum...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rolls of fat - and most of the above (comments I mean, not people

)

The man in this profile has one of those hairy bodies that looks like a face or animal

I can see the alien off American Dad

Spot the hidden animal

I've managed 12 so far on your top photo..."

12 snakes? Tigers? Lice!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh God, and clumps of hair! Pulling hair out of plug holes makes me gag.

Ohhhh I find that quite satisfying, when you get a big clump and it all just comes out

Ohhhhh nooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work with teenagers and there is one boy who creeps the fuck out of me. He is very very strange and has no idea about boundaries and personal space. He stares and says the most bizarre thing.

I just can't do this creppyness justice. "

Or he could have a medical condition like Autism, or something similar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dirty buggers that walk onto a plane, sit down beside you then decide to drop their guts

Charming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair in your food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No tigers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The dirty buggers that walk onto a plane, sit down beside you then decide to drop their guts

Charming!"

Better out than in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People eating with their mouth open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No tigers

I said tigers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work with teenagers and there is one boy who creeps the fuck out of me. He is very very strange and has no idea about boundaries and personal space. He stares and says the most bizarre thing.

I just can't do this creppyness justice. "

Sounds autistic perhaps? They can find correct social etiquette very difficult.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work with teenagers and there is one boy who creeps the fuck out of me. He is very very strange and has no idea about boundaries and personal space. He stares and says the most bizarre thing.

I just can't do this creppyness justice.

Sounds autistic perhaps? They can find correct social etiquette very difficult."

As I said earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh God, and clumps of hair! Pulling hair out of plug holes makes me gag.

Ohhhh I find that quite satisfying, when you get a big clump and it all just comes out

I do too!

But only my own hair, other peoples hair anywhere where it shouldn't be is gag making

Oh indeed, anyone else's hair is revolting

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Head lice, or to be precise combing the little buggers out of the hair ~ bleurgh!!"

I love popping those little bastards bit combing em out is a ball ache

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"I work with teenagers and there is one boy who creeps the fuck out of me. He is very very strange and has no idea about boundaries and personal space. He stares and says the most bizarre thing.

I just can't do this creppyness justice.

Or he could have a medical condition like Autism, or something similar?

Maybe..or he's a future serial killer I'm gonna watch a documentary on in twenty years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy that pulled down his trousers and wanked in public as i walked past!

Wtf!

Yep all true! police got involved cause its a tunnel where school kids walk through! didnt want the eager prick traumatizing kids ffs

A few months ago my daughter was being followed by a guy in a mobility scooter who had his cock out wanking, and trying to get her attention. Police called.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"People eating with their mouth open"

It's such a simple thing to master too. I feel very uneasy with it done.

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"The dirty buggers that walk onto a plane, sit down beside you then decide to drop their guts

Charming!"

Many years ago when I was first allowed into Cardiff with my mates unsupervised we sensibly spent our money on some stink bombs from the joke shop in one of the arcades in Cardiff.on the way home we spread out into the two carriages as we thought it would be hilarious to crush all we had as we got off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy that pulled down his trousers and wanked in public as i walked past!

Wtf!

Yep all true! police got involved cause its a tunnel where school kids walk through! didnt want the eager prick traumatizing kids ffs

A few months ago my daughter was being followed by a guy in a mobility scooter who had his cock out wanking, and trying to get her attention. Police called."

Damm

i didn`t mind it was funny at the time until i thought about others he may do it to! mind you it was a cold new years day, raining hard and he still got a stiffy

he needs to get into porn and burn some excess testosterone lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Head lice, or to be precise combing the little buggers out of the hair ~ bleurgh!!

I love popping those little bastards bit combing em out is a ball ache"

Ewww kids with headlice in my few days at school where to be avoided at all costs! funny thing is don`t they like clean hair? so it pays to stay greasy OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy that pulled down his trousers and wanked in public as i walked past!

Wtf!

Yep all true! police got involved cause its a tunnel where school kids walk through! didnt want the eager prick traumatizing kids ffs

A few months ago my daughter was being followed by a guy in a mobility scooter who had his cock out wanking, and trying to get her attention. Police called.

Damm

i didn`t mind it was funny at the time until i thought about others he may do it to! mind you it was a cold new years day, raining hard and he still got a stiffy

he needs to get into porn and burn some excess testosterone lol

Turned out the guy in the scooter had learning difficulties amd he had done it before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy that pulled down his trousers and wanked in public as i walked past!

Wtf!

Yep all true! police got involved cause its a tunnel where school kids walk through! didnt want the eager prick traumatizing kids ffs

A few months ago my daughter was being followed by a guy in a mobility scooter who had his cock out wanking, and trying to get her attention. Police called.

Damm

i didn`t mind it was funny at the time until i thought about others he may do it to! mind you it was a cold new years day, raining hard and he still got a stiffy

he needs to get into porn and burn some excess testosterone lol

Turned out the guy in the scooter had learning difficulties amd he had done it before"

Obviously learnt how to wank and remember

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