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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What goes through your mind each time you read a guy post this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer goggles and the ability to speak gibberish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What goes through your mind each time you read a guy post this?"

I believe they're telling the truth... Have you seen some women when they are out on the town and one too many!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the chap has no problem when approaching people in bars for the purpose of copulation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think 'why not get off here and go and do it then'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That they mean the pump when pouring pints !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you here then.....

With fab there's a lot more guys to ladies. And from what I gather a lot of the ladies bulk delete due to so many messages.

So just because you pull in the real world means feck all on Fab. Its a lot down to luck.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

I think "good for you, have a sticker"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taxi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beer goggles and the ability to speak gibberish"

I am fluent in gibberish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What goes through your mind each time you read a guy post this?

I believe they're telling the truth... Have you seen some women when they are out on the town and one too many!? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing easier than picking up the strays at the end of a night out. Like shooting rats in a barrel

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"What goes through your mind each time you read a guy post this?"

I usually think, well done them and do they want a medal. I think the same when women post it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahah I have some Reyt problems. Problem is when in a bar I get too d*unk!! Or I just don't have bottle to go talk to someone haha. And if I do as I'm that d*unk I don't think straight! Pulling tips appreciated lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That they can't afford to go out every night of the week but want sex every day/night.

Also, fab isn't a bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing easier than picking up the strays at the end of a night out. Like shooting rats in a barrel "

Is that true? What sort of time would a lady have to go out down the alleyways to find a suitably inebriated gentleman?

Asking for a friend....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What goes through your mind each time you read a guy post this?

I believe they're telling the truth... Have you seen some women when they are out on the town and one too many!? "

I believe them too, go out on any Friday or Saturday night and there's loads of pulling going on.

I do sometimes also think 'wass want? A goldfish?' but that just depends on my current mood

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Nothing easier than picking up the strays at the end of a night out. Like shooting rats in a barrel

Is that true? What sort of time would a lady have to go out down the alleyways to find a suitably inebriated gentleman?

Asking for a friend.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing easier than picking up the strays at the end of a night out. Like shooting rats in a barrel

Is that true? What sort of time would a lady have to go out down the alleyways to find a suitably inebriated gentleman?

Asking for a friend.... "

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Leave fab and stick to those bars

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By *gNeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

I think; yes what's your point. This site isn't a butchers window to pick any old bit of fanny and get a shag. It's about making a bit more of a connection, and having meaningful but still stringless sex (sober is a big one too). Unfortunately I've not found that as yet. I do fine in bars as well, due to my cheeky nature and I'm not too much of an eyesore. Doesn't translate too well online though haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think; yes what's your point. This site isn't a butchers window to pick any old bit of fanny and get a shag. It's about making a bit more of a connection, and having meaningful but still stringless sex (sober is a big one too). Unfortunately I've not found that as yet. I do fine in bars as well, due to my cheeky nature and I'm not too much of an eyesore. Doesn't translate too well online though haha. "

"Not too much of an eyesore"

Please can I use that in a future veri for myself?

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By *gNeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate


"I think; yes what's your point. This site isn't a butchers window to pick any old bit of fanny and get a shag. It's about making a bit more of a connection, and having meaningful but still stringless sex (sober is a big one too). Unfortunately I've not found that as yet. I do fine in bars as well, due to my cheeky nature and I'm not too much of an eyesore. Doesn't translate too well online though haha.

"Not too much of an eyesore"

Please can I use that in a future veri for myself? "

Il do it for you, but you'll have to let me wriggle around on top of you for 3 minutes first haha.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"What goes through your mind each time you read a guy post this?"

Methinks he doth protest too much! (someone getting defensive)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All you need to pull in newcastle is half a pint of snake bite and a packet of pork scratchings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What goes through my mind? The same sort of thing when people say

'most guys on here wouldn't know how to approach a woman in the street and ask her the time, let alone broach the delicate subject of sex with a stranger'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think 'why not get off here and go and do it then'"

Cause it involves spending a load of time and money in a generally shity bar or club whilst here you can arrange to meet people while you sat at work or being lazy at home?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing easier than picking up the strays at the end of a night out. Like shooting rats in a barrel

Is that true? What sort of time would a lady have to go out down the alleyways to find a suitably inebriated gentleman?

Asking for a friend.... "

Around Stoke it'd be approx 10pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What goes through your mind each time you read a guy post this?"

I just think why would you feel the need to actually say this........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me 2 it's getting harder lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think; yes what's your point. This site isn't a butchers window to pick any old bit of fanny and get a shag. It's about making a bit more of a connection, and having meaningful but still stringless sex (sober is a big one too). Unfortunately I've not found that as yet. I do fine in bars as well, due to my cheeky nature and I'm not too much of an eyesore. Doesn't translate too well online though haha.

"Not too much of an eyesore"

Please can I use that in a future veri for myself?

Il do it for you, but you'll have to let me wriggle around on top of you for 3 minutes first haha. "

Just nipping to the offy to get you a massive bottle of cider... Hop on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do fellas say that on here often?

I camp out in the forums and this seems to have passed me by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing easier than picking up the strays at the end of a night out. Like shooting rats in a barrel

Is that true? What sort of time would a lady have to go out down the alleyways to find a suitably inebriated gentleman?

Asking for a friend....

Around Stoke it'd be approx 10pm "

I'm quite old.. 10pm is a bit late for me...

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By *gNeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate


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Just nipping to the offy to get you a massive bottle of cider... Hop on."

Ohh so you like your men unconscious ey? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my young single days, I didnt have too much problem in making the move but I wasnt good at closing the deal - just thought too much. Now of course I know what to do but I am too old, too attached and too deaf when loud music playing. Youth wasted on the young and all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think; yes what's your point. This site isn't a butchers window to pick any old bit of fanny and get a shag. It's about making a bit more of a connection, and having meaningful but still stringless sex (sober is a big one too). Unfortunately I've not found that as yet. I do fine in bars as well, due to my cheeky nature and I'm not too much of an eyesore. Doesn't translate too well online though haha. "

I think people in here run it how they like, some treat it like a butcher's shop. Others, not.

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By *gNeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate


"All you need to pull in newcastle is half a pint of snake bite and a packet of pork scratchings.

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More like a round of trebles in basement! Eurrrghhh!

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By *gNeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate


"I think; yes what's your point. This site isn't a butchers window to pick any old bit of fanny and get a shag. It's about making a bit more of a connection, and having meaningful but still stringless sex (sober is a big one too). Unfortunately I've not found that as yet. I do fine in bars as well, due to my cheeky nature and I'm not too much of an eyesore. Doesn't translate too well online though haha.

I think people in here run it how they like, some treat it like a butcher's shop. Others, not.

"

True, those who treat it that way end up on here complaining and wondering what went wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think; yes what's your point. This site isn't a butchers window to pick any old bit of fanny and get a shag. It's about making a bit more of a connection, and having meaningful but still stringless sex (sober is a big one too). Unfortunately I've not found that as yet. I do fine in bars as well, due to my cheeky nature and I'm not too much of an eyesore. Doesn't translate too well online though haha.

I think people in here run it how they like, some treat it like a butcher's shop. Others, not.

True, those who treat it that way end up on here complaining and wondering what went wrong. "

Nah they don't.

If you've got a fanny or are a bottom guy this place is literally a cock shop.

Look about find something you like and arrange a delivery time lol.

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By *gNeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate


"I think; yes what's your point. This site isn't a butchers window to pick any old bit of fanny and get a shag. It's about making a bit more of a connection, and having meaningful but still stringless sex (sober is a big one too). Unfortunately I've not found that as yet. I do fine in bars as well, due to my cheeky nature and I'm not too much of an eyesore. Doesn't translate too well online though haha.

I think people in here run it how they like, some treat it like a butcher's shop. Others, not.

True, those who treat it that way end up on here complaining and wondering what went wrong.

Nah they don't.

If you've got a fanny or are a bottom guy this place is literally a cock shop.

Look about find something you like and arrange a delivery time lol.

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Oh yeah course haha. I mean just single guys.

You missed the bit (if you own a fanny) about complaining about too much choice lol.

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK


"What goes through your mind each time you read a guy post this?

I believe they're telling the truth... Have you seen some women when they are out on the town and one too many!? "

That made me chuckle

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"All you need to pull in newcastle is half a pint of snake bite and a packet of pork scratchings.

More like a round of trebles in basement! Eurrrghhh! "

Round here it's a flagon of homebrew and the offer of a convenient haystack...

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By *gNeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate


"All you need to pull in newcastle is half a pint of snake bite and a packet of pork scratchings.

More like a round of trebles in basement! Eurrrghhh!

Round here it's a flagon of homebrew and the offer of a convenient haystack..."

Oooohhh a flagon hey? I could be tempted by that offer, I'll pretend I'm in the prancing pony with my hobbit chums haha

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"All you need to pull in newcastle is half a pint of snake bite and a packet of pork scratchings.

More like a round of trebles in basement! Eurrrghhh!

Round here it's a flagon of homebrew and the offer of a convenient haystack...

Oooohhh a flagon hey? I could be tempted by that offer, I'll pretend I'm in the prancing pony with my hobbit chums haha"

I have my own tankard and everything.

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By *gNeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate


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I have my own tankard and everything. "

Ain't nothing sexier than a tankard wielding female from the West Country!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I have my own tankard and everything.

Ain't nothing sexier than a tankard wielding female from the West Country!"

Yarp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its true. pulling in person is always gonna be easier than pulling online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP what do you mean by "pulling"?..

Because I've chatted to loads in bars where I know for a fact I probably could have taken home.

But it's a bit difficult discussing fucking kinks with a complete stranger who you have absolutely ZERO idea whether or not it's going to go down well.

For example:

"Oh by btw how do you feel about being Ankle Anchored to my spreader bar and a bit of a spank with my solid wood paddle OR singapore spanker"?...

hmm yes that's going to go down like a sack of fucking shit I suspect.

Added to the fact that I also meet couples on here so it might get a bit heated for me where I might end up with a broken nose or one LESS bollock than I left the house with when I bring up the question of:

"So would you be interested in sharing your wife?"...

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By *gNeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate


"OP what do you mean by "pulling"?..

Because I've chatted to loads in bars where I know for a fact I probably could have taken home.

But it's a bit difficult discussing fucking kinks with a complete stranger who you have absolutely ZERO idea whether or not it's going to go down well.

For example:

"Oh by btw how do you feel about being Ankle Anchored to my spreader bar and a bit of a spank with my solid wood paddle OR singapore spanker"?...

hmm yes that's going to go down like a sack of fucking shit I suspect.

Added to the fact that I also meet couples on here so it might get a bit heated for me where I might end up with a broken nose or one LESS bollock than I left the house with when I bring up the question of:

"So would you be interested in sharing your wife?"... "

Haha. True story tho, I actually have a friend who lost a bollock through cabbage picking in another mans field.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Haha. True story tho, I actually have a friend who lost a bollock through cabbage picking in another mans field. "

hmm that's quite extreme though lol.

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By *gNeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate


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Haha. True story tho, I actually have a friend who lost a bollock through cabbage picking in another mans field.

hmm that's quite extreme though lol."

Yeh tother fella was like a gypsie kingpin, so pretty daft move like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is amazing what Rhohypnol will get you.

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By *gNeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate


"It is amazing what Rhohypnol will get you."

You scousers ey!

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