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"You are late. Apologies are at 08:00 sharp" I'm late? I do apologise.... | |||
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"Please under line any offence in yellow crayon (we like them) blind as a bat otherwise
Her"That's good, I'm only allowed crayons....... | |||
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"Can you offend me please. I feel left out  "Wait your turn!!!!!!! | |||
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"I haven't been offended for a while. Glad I have found you." Welcome welcome welcome. You're in the queue behind miss innocent...... | |||
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"Can I join the queue behind that other ugly bloke. Just trying out my offensive-ness there. " That's not offensive, thats factual. No offence N.Hampton. | |||
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"Not sure if you like me or not as you haven't offended me....far from It "Noted.  | |||
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"I not gonna stick around here to be offended, there are plenty of other people who di that to me" I find your impatience offensive. There are plenty of people ahead of you you know. Now take a ticket, get in line and suck it up. | |||
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"Can I join the queue behind that other ugly bloke. Just trying out my offensive-ness there. That's not offensive, thats factual. No offence N.Hampton. "None taken its often been said before. | |||
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"Can I be abused rather than offended please" No. Abuse is a different thread, down the corridor, first on the left, one thread each. Python fans will understand.... | |||
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"I not gonna stick around here to be offended, there are plenty of other people who di that to me I find your impatience offensive. There are plenty of people ahead of you you know. Now take a ticket, get in line and suck it up." Youre the only single male who hasn't offended me.......but I will be patient and look forward to hearing from you ya cunt. | |||
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"I not gonna stick around here to be offended, there are plenty of other people who di that to me I find your impatience offensive. There are plenty of people ahead of you you know. Now take a ticket, get in line and suck it up. Youre the only single male who hasn't offended me.......but I will be patient and look forward to hearing from you ya cunt." Hmmmmmmm. I'm not sure where to file you, l for little, b for big or do for Dave. ....... This is quite a responsibility I have here you know..... | |||
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"Still waiting, get on with it  "Blimey I didn't realise this was going to be so popular, I may have to take on more staff. I'll use immigrants, they're cheap labour. Work much harder for a lot less money that the workshy benefits hungry British. Now, just need to make sure everyone's comfortable with where they are in the queue. So, miss innocent, you are sandwiched between me and N.Hampton. Is that ok? | |||
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"Still waiting, get on with it
Blimey I didn't realise this was going to be so popular, I may have to take on more staff.
I'll use immigrants, they're cheap labour. Work much harder for a lot less money that the workshy benefits hungry British.
Now, just need to make sure everyone's comfortable with where they are in the queue.
So, miss innocent, you are sandwiched between me and N.Hampton. Is that ok?"If only | |||
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"I would like to apologise to anyone I have yet to offend. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly......... "I'm offended by this lazy look at me post! | |||
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"Still waiting, get on with it
Blimey I didn't realise this was going to be so popular, I may have to take on more staff.
I'll use immigrants, they're cheap labour. Work much harder for a lot less money that the workshy benefits hungry British.
Now, just need to make sure everyone's comfortable with where they are in the queue.
So, miss innocent, you are sandwiched between me and N.Hampton. Is that ok?
If only " | |||
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"I would like to apologise to anyone I have yet to offend. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.........
I'm offended by this lazy look at me post! "My work here is almost done...... | |||
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"I not gonna stick around here to be offended, there are plenty of other people who di that to me I find your impatience offensive. There are plenty of people ahead of you you know. But I only paid for the half hour Now take a ticket, get in line and suck it up." | |||
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"I would like to apologise to anyone I have yet to offend. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.........
I'm offended by this lazy look at me post!
My work here is almost done......
"My whole point! Ya haven't even started. | |||
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"Is Miss Innocent queue jumping? I find that sort of behaviour offensive. " Oh, get in line you impatient old fart
Oh, sorry, I forgot I'm not supposed to be the one doing the insults | |||
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"I would like to apologise to anyone I have yet to offend. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.........
I'm offended by this lazy look at me post!
My work here is almost done......
My whole point!
Ya haven't even started.
"You're nowhere near the front of the queue. This is England. We queue. We wait in line, although we moan about it. Order and decorum are required. Where do you think this is, France? Now sit down and take your turn while the landlord gets you a fruit based drink. Some people..........tsk. | |||
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"I would like to apologise to anyone I have yet to offend. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.........
I'm offended by this lazy look at me post!
My work here is almost done......
My whole point!
Ya haven't even started.
You're nowhere near the front of the queue.
This is England. We queue. We wait in line, although we moan about it.
Order and decorum are required. Where do you think this is, France?
Now sit down and take your turn while the landlord gets you a fruit based drink.
Some people..........tsk."I don't queue! | |||
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"Is Miss Innocent queue jumping? I find that sort of behaviour offensive. Oh, get in line you impatient old fart
Oh, sorry, I forgot I'm not supposed to be the one doing the insults "Appology accepted as your criticism has some validity. | |||
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"I would like to apologise to anyone I have yet to offend. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.........
I'm offended by this lazy look at me post!
My work here is almost done......
My whole point!
Ya haven't even started.
You're nowhere near the front of the queue.
This is England. We queue. We wait in line, although we moan about it.
Order and decorum are required. Where do you think this is, France?
Now sit down and take your turn while the landlord gets you a fruit based drink.
Some people..........tsk.
I don't queue! "You've definately got some french blood in you. Hold on and I'll get the landlord to add some ice and a slice to your fruit based drink so you feel more cosmopolitan. | |||
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"Where do I complain " Complaints department is closed. Didn't you see them pull the screen down just as you got to the window? | |||
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"I would like to apologise to anyone I have yet to offend. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.........
I'm offended by this lazy look at me post!
My work here is almost done......
My whole point!
Ya haven't even started.
You're nowhere near the front of the queue.
This is England. We queue. We wait in line, although we moan about it.
Order and decorum are required. Where do you think this is, France?
Now sit down and take your turn while the landlord gets you a fruit based drink.
Some people..........tsk.
I don't queue!
You've definately got some french blood in you.
Hold on and I'll get the landlord to add some ice and a slice to your fruit based drink so you feel more cosmopolitan. "Spanish actually. | |||
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"I would like to apologise to anyone I have yet to offend. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.........
I'm offended by this lazy look at me post!
My work here is almost done......
My whole point!
Ya haven't even started.
You're nowhere near the front of the queue.
This is England. We queue. We wait in line, although we moan about it.
Order and decorum are required. Where do you think this is, France?
Now sit down and take your turn while the landlord gets you a fruit based drink.
Some people..........tsk.
I don't queue!
You've definately got some french blood in you.
Hold on and I'll get the landlord to add some ice and a slice to your fruit based drink so you feel more cosmopolitan.
Spanish actually.
"A quick look at the clock tells me it's 15 minutes to siesta..... | |||
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"I would like to apologise to anyone I have yet to offend. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.........
I'm offended by this lazy look at me post!
My work here is almost done......
My whole point!
Ya haven't even started.
You're nowhere near the front of the queue.
This is England. We queue. We wait in line, although we moan about it.
Order and decorum are required. Where do you think this is, France?
Now sit down and take your turn while the landlord gets you a fruit based drink.
Some people..........tsk.
I don't queue!
You've definately got some french blood in you.
Hold on and I'll get the landlord to add some ice and a slice to your fruit based drink so you feel more cosmopolitan.
Spanish actually.
A quick look at the clock tells me it's 15 minutes to siesta.....
"Bring your own pillow! | |||
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"I would like to apologise to anyone I have yet to offend. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.........
I'm offended by this lazy look at me post!
My work here is almost done......
My whole point!
Ya haven't even started.
You're nowhere near the front of the queue.
This is England. We queue. We wait in line, although we moan about it.
Order and decorum are required. Where do you think this is, France?
Now sit down and take your turn while the landlord gets you a fruit based drink.
Some people..........tsk.
I don't queue!
You've definately got some french blood in you.
Hold on and I'll get the landlord to add some ice and a slice to your fruit based drink so you feel more cosmopolitan.
Spanish actually.
A quick look at the clock tells me it's 15 minutes to siesta.....
Bring your own pillow!"Is that an invite, have I pulled? Because if I have you lot waiting for an insult can fcuk off... | |||
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"I would like to apologise to anyone I have yet to offend. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly......... "Can I join in,been a while since I was offended | |||
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"I would like to apologise to anyone I have yet to offend. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.........
Can I join in,been a while since I was offended"You're more than welcome. At the moment you're behind feral, although we may be closing for lunch soon..... Depends on how quickly I can find a pillow. | |||
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"I would like to apologise to anyone I have yet to offend. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.........
Can I join in,been a while since I was offended
You're more than welcome.
At the moment you're behind feral, although we may be closing for lunch soon.....
Depends on how quickly I can find a pillow. "Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow | |||
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"I would like to apologise to anyone I have yet to offend. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.........
Can I join in,been a while since I was offended
You're more than welcome.
At the moment you're behind feral, although we may be closing for lunch soon.....
Depends on how quickly I can find a pillow.
Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow "feeling tired now, may I join you | |||
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" This is England. We queue. We wait in line, although we moan about it. " I am in Scotland. I find that offensive!! Which means I've also jumped the queue | |||
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"I would like to apologise to anyone I have yet to offend. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.........
Can I join in,been a while since I was offended
You're more than welcome.
At the moment you're behind feral, although we may be closing for lunch soon.....
Depends on how quickly I can find a pillow.
Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow feeling tired now, may I join you"Of course, they are very soft & squidgy. Perfect for resting your head on  | |||
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"I would like to apologise to anyone I have yet to offend. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.........
Can I join in,been a while since I was offended
You're more than welcome.
At the moment you're behind feral, although we may be closing for lunch soon.....
Depends on how quickly I can find a pillow. "Not quite pillows as too small unless I turn round you could use bot as pillow | |||
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"I would like to apologise to anyone I have yet to offend. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.........
Can I join in,been a while since I was offended
You're more than welcome.
At the moment you're behind feral, although we may be closing for lunch soon.....
Depends on how quickly I can find a pillow.
Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow feeling tired now, may I join you
Of course, they are very soft & squidgy. Perfect for resting your head on "lays head down gently and sighs happily | |||
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