FabSwingers.com forum: well that was embarrassing!!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I was rather excited to show my mother the pics I have in email of my new baby niece, opened the laptop and start scrolling through the pics, when she points at the othe tab at the top of the page and looks at me with a raised eyebrow...

cue me frantically trying to close the fabswingers tab, while doing a great impression of a fish opening and closing my mouth with out any words coming out...

she says 'I take it thats why you were away at the weekend?'

i nodded, so she says 'your clearly not going to be good, so just promise me you will be careful yeah? and kisses the top of my head.

my mum rocks!!!

but damn i wish she hadn't seen that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She certainly does rock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I was rather excited to show my mother the pics I have in email of my new baby niece, opened the laptop and start scrolling through the pics, when she points at the othe tab at the top of the page and looks at me with a raised eyebrow...

cue me frantically trying to close the fabswingers tab, while doing a great impression of a fish opening and closing my mouth with out any words coming out...

she says 'I take it thats why you were away at the weekend?'

i nodded, so she says 'your clearly not going to be good, so just promise me you will be careful yeah? and kisses the top of my head.

my mum rocks!!!

but damn i wish she hadn't seen that!!

Better than being caught by a partner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do know she blocked your profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that there is one super cool mum !

kudos!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Good on her. You're an adult and she is treating you as one.

You can't put the cat back in the bag but you can make it clear that you don't want to be questioned about where you're going if it comes up again.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Lol.

I've always said Terminator was wrong. When the machines take over they won't need nuclear weapons, they'll just make us all die of embarrassment

Your mum rocks

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She certainly does rock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That made me smile!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow I cringed so much while reading your post my cock did that turtle thing and started to retract into me!

Well its out there now and at least it didn't go badly.

Next time you see your mums friends see how they eye you, in case she shared!

J xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think we forget our parents were young once .. i remind myself and the kids of this ..

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

And there was you saying she would not understand! Mums of 28 year olds are just the bestest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a similar experience with my daughter, she just laughed and said 'Mother!'

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Bless her.. See we old farts aren't all bad.

The banner at the top Screaming Fabswingers is relly annoying. Altho I am not ashamed I relly dont want anyone looking over my shoulder so i have to keep closing the browser .

It is the one thing I find totally unnecessary. If I could remove it I would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the other way round. I have 3grown up girls all with their own lives and families. And they all know I'm on here...they think m cool because I'm living my life after I lost my husband. Their dad ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow I cringed so much while reading your post my cock did that turtle thing and started to retract into me!

Well its out there now and at least it didn't go badly.

Next time you see your mums friends see how they eye you, in case she shared!

J xx"

nope, i know she wont tell anyone, she asked me if A knows, my best mate, said yes, she said good, make sure she always knows where you're going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am the other way round. I have 3grown up girls all with their own lives and families. And they all know I'm on here...they think m cool because I'm living my life after I lost my husband. Their dad .."
Oh and my mum knows but she not so cool...lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

cue me frantically trying to close the fabswingers tab, while doing a great impression of a fish opening and closing my mouth with out any words coming out...

she says 'I take it thats why you were away at the weekend?'

i nodded, so she says 'your clearly not going to be good, so just promise me you will be careful yeah? and kisses the top of my head.

my mum rocks!!!

but damn i wish she hadn't seen that!!

Better than being caught by a partner!

Im safe there I dont have one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cue me frantically trying to close the fabswingers tab, while doing a great impression of a fish opening and closing my mouth with out any words coming out...

she says 'I take it thats why you were away at the weekend?'

i nodded, so she says 'your clearly not going to be good, so just promise me you will be careful yeah? and kisses the top of my head.

my mum rocks!!!

but damn i wish she hadn't seen that!!

Better than being caught by a partner!

Im safe there I dont have one.

Ditto....I came off here when we met and didn't delete my history or realise she was a bit of an IT Snoop..... Bugger! Oh well, back on Fab now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think we forget our parents were young once .. i remind myself and the kids of this ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this was a single guys post. Oh my

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Your mum knows she can trust you to be careful, otherwise I think her reaction would have been different methinks

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

so you got caught by the tab on the screen

I did one better just told them instead and got told exactly like what you got told

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your mum knows she can trust you to be careful, otherwise I think her reaction would have been different methinks

yeah Im not sure it would of been the same reaction for either of my sisters,they are both abit naive...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't wait till she asks you what you got up to and what your reply will be

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

"Think we forget our parents were young once .. i remind myself and the kids of this ..

I knew that my mum wouldn't blink an eyelid .... why would she when she was often at the same parties as 2 "famous" ladies from the '60's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bless her Haha. Embarrassing but good of Her!

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By *smithyukMan
over a year ago

Staffs

same sort of thing, i was looking at flights for a stag do and send a picture of the screen to a load of mates on a big group chat on whattsapp to show the flights, after i sent it i realised on the pic was the fab tab open on my browser, i hoped to god no one noticed but one of them did and asked abt it on the group chat, the excuse i used was terrrible but i think they believed it

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Your mum knows she can trust you to be careful, otherwise I think her reaction would have been different methinks

yeah Im not sure it would of been the same reaction for either of my sisters,they are both abit naive...

Naivety and swinging definitely do not mix

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

When we first got together scouse showed her mother a photo of me in my cupids out fit totaly forgetting the very very tight hot pants I was wearing she took a good look and said "I can see why you like him"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mums 69!! Abd knows what im up to, she says good on me and make the most of it

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Awesome mum

I'd like to think my parents would be the same if they found out, my mum would probably be jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum took me and my brother to our first private party in full knowledge of the situation.

It's nice when parents are more open minded to life beyond what the other half do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, fair play to the nosey Mum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic mother!

I was showing my work mates a pic I took at the football match on my phone.. phone ended up getting passed about when one lad decided to swipe right...

There's me getting sucked off by a woman giving the thumbs up!

Still getting a thumbs up off off the lads now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cue me frantically trying to close the fabswingers tab, while doing a great impression of a fish opening and closing my mouth with out any words coming out...

she says 'I take it thats why you were away at the weekend?'

i nodded, so she says 'your clearly not going to be good, so just promise me you will be careful yeah? and kisses the top of my head.

my mum rocks!!!

but damn i wish she hadn't seen that!!

I think I narrowly avoided two awkward moments today... I put my phone down without locking the screen while on Fab's homepage, then I caught my step dad looking at my phone and I shut it down, quick! My mum was using my phone's camera earlier, thankfully she managed to avoid scrolling through the gallery cos there's some *interesting* photos on my phone right now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I narrowly avoided two awkward moments today... I put my phone down without locking the screen while on Fab's homepage, then I caught my step dad looking at my phone and I shut it down, quick! My mum was using my phone's camera earlier, thankfully she managed to avoid scrolling through the gallery cos there's some *interesting* photos on my phone right now!"

you like to live dangerously!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a similar experience with my daughter, she just laughed and said 'Mother!'"

^^^ Exactly this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time I went away on a meet . I would say to my kids when they asked me what I was doing this weekend. I would say " I'm going fishing. ". Till one day my lad asked me. " where yer going this weekend dad. I said " I'm going fishing. ". He said. " yeah ok dad !! Don't catch nowt "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every time I went away on a meet . I would say to my kids when they asked me what I was doing this weekend. I would say " I'm going fishing. ". Till one day my lad asked me. " where yer going this weekend dad. I said " I'm going fishing. ". He said. " yeah ok dad !! Don't catch nowt "

Haha.. How we underestimate our children. Kids, gotta love em!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi five for your mum..or possibly a fist bump. Whichever is cooler these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parents know everything don't they, growing up they always new what you where going to do and when you where going to do it! Both of my parents are in their sixties and have not changed. I'm just glad they're technophobic and don't know about Fab........ Or do they?

Lol

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"And there was you saying she would not understand! Mums of 28 year olds are just the bestest

No other way...SE herts lass. your filters prevent me from contacting you

please drop me a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my mum was been nosy when I was is the chat room.week later she asked me for the link to fab lol she been on here now just over a year lol.

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