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For a moment I thought I was dead!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Never nod off on the sofa, on a Sunday, with BBC1 on the telly. I was in the stated of being half awake and still half asleep and the sounds I could hear were very confusing......... bloody Songs of Praise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never nod off on the sofa, on a Sunday, with BBC1 on the telly. I was in the stated of being half awake and still half asleep and the sounds I could hear were very confusing......... bloody Songs of Praise!"

Hallejlulah !

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

don't go towards the light..

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

its never a good idea to wake up dead

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"its never a good idea to wake up dead"

hard...... ok.....called morning glory

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"its never a good idea to wake up dead"

Unless the alternative thought is that you have been drugged by Cliff Richard

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"its never a good idea to wake up dead

Unless the alternative thought is that you have been drugged by Cliff Richard "

Yeah id rather wake up dead than that alternative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cliff would drug you with the lurrrrrrrrrve.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Oh a slightly different subject… I bought one of those air fresheners with a motion sensor for the bathroom yesterday. Much, much later, when I was half asleep and had forgotten all about it, I decided I needed a pee before falling asleep. I’d just sat down when the little motor started. I swear it sounded just like a gremlin. No I didn’t think it was a gremlin, but for the split second before I heard the air freshener squirt out, I did think “What the FUCK….”

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Good job you were already sitting on the toilet

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I almost needed the 'boost button'

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

lmao @ polo on loo wi gremlins about her arse........ what an image!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's funny!

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