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"really baffled as to why I cant get a meet ? been here for 56 years ! surely the fact that ive have three eyes, a wooden leg and live and home with my mom cant be a turn off sureley ? Im a nice guy...honest. Ask my social worker if you don't believe me ? and im good at poems... Roses are red... Violets are blue... Have you got a big bum ? Well , yes..its true ? see ? lmao ! "Sorry, the cuppa is a deal-breaker. | |||
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"I was advised that women love to receive " fancy a shag " messages...and even follow the "i messaged you one minute ago" and not had a reply rule ?... has the world gone mad ? lol "Do you follow it up with a "I didn't want to fuck you anyway, you fat old slag?" Women love being talked dirty to on here | |||
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"good advice peeps !...lessons learned.. 1 , show absoulty no repsect. 2 , learn to spell 4 , learn to count "Don't forget, be helpful. Point out grammar errors on the ladies profile. Shows you're smart and helpful! | |||
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"Same old whinging can't get a meet It's simple go to clubs or organised socials we know one guy with over 400 veri " hopefully not a club we go to...lol | |||
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"Play bedside Dr. and pretend im a nasty german. Send a message saying how u hun ?" tried it , dunt work  | |||
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"Same old whinging can't get a meet It's simple go to clubs or organised socials we know one guy with over 400 veri " You do understand humour don't you?  | |||
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"Same old whinging can't get a meet It's simple go to clubs or organised socials we know one guy with over 400 veri You do understand humour don't you? "Humour? Damnit I was taking notes here. 'You dirty slag' - said in German accent. | |||
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"I couldn't possibly get naked with someone who can't spell potato correctly. What next,carrot with two tees??? "No sugar in mine | |||
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"I was advised that women love to receive " fancy a shag " messages...and even follow the "i messaged you one minute ago" and not had a reply rule ?... has the world gone mad ? lol "Demand that they meet now! Within the next half an hour because your hard and horny. Before they have a chance to respond ask what they are wearing and/ or what they are into? Don't forget to call them babe/ babes/ baby. Women love that shit! | |||
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"I was advised that women love to receive " fancy a shag " messages...and even follow the "i messaged you one minute ago" and not had a reply rule ?... has the world gone mad ? lol
Demand that they meet now! Within the next half an hour because your hard and horny.
Before they have a chance to respond ask what they are wearing and/ or what they are into?
Don't forget to call them babe/ babes/ baby. Women love that shit! "I like bebe myself | |||
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"Never gets old.." Who you? | |||
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"I couldn't possibly get naked with someone who can't spell potato correctly. What next,carrot with two tees???
No sugar in mine"Sweet enough? | |||
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"I was advised that women love to receive " fancy a shag " messages...and even follow the "i messaged you one minute ago" and not had a reply rule ?... has the world gone mad ? lol
Demand that they meet now! Within the next half an hour because your hard and horny.
Before they have a chance to respond ask what they are wearing and/ or what they are into?
Don't forget to call them babe/ babes/ baby. Women love that shit!
I like bebe myself "Baby girl or bae is much better for us older patrons | |||
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"Same old whinging can't get a meet It's simple go to clubs or organised socials we know one guy with over 400 veri You do understand humour don't you?
Humour? Damnit I was taking notes here. 'You dirty slag' - said in German accent. "You've pulled  | |||
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"Quite understandableableable...miss lovely... afterall , when a woman is in bed with her fella , punctuality is major part in what happens next xx "Puncture my ality any day  | |||
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"Let your mum stay. We'll be quiet and it's always handy for someone to make you a sandwich and tea and toast afterwards " And she can shout out words of encouragement too | |||
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"well....as its my mom and I didn't want her to go far...ive asked here to go to the garage and wash the car...thought strategically it was a good move ! lol "If I pop mine on the drive and we go at it twice will she have time to give it a once over | |||
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"cheers _educed !..sounds like brilliant advice ! " No worries. Psst! If you can add a fuck in a truck in a lay-by or a meet in a random hotel particularly if it's a woman (or man) you have never spoke to before then take it from me...instant success and maximum fecking! | |||
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